Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 6] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-23 23:11 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/

20 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 14:37 [Del]

I enjoy making remarks I alone understand. I was with my non-VIPPER friend in some restaurant, and one of the tables was marked as a VIP table. When I took a seat, she asked me "You think we're VIPs?". I smirked. "You might be VIP, but I'm even VIPPER". Nobody else will ever appreciate that moment as much as I did.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 15:03 [Del]

>>18>>19
These posts make me very happy. I love my fellow VIPPERS

22 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 19:08 [Del]

I'VE BEEN ON THE PHONE WITH CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS

FUCK

23 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 19:11 [Del]

>>22
what are you customer servicing about?

24 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 19:14 [Del]

Tokyo Game Show 2009 has been really boring to hear about.

The only things really exciting me are MGS PEACE WALKER and THE LAST GUARDIAN.

25 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 19:23 [Del]

>>20

Yeah, I get moments like that a lot. Though I do wish my friends were VIP.

26 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-24 23:18 [Del]

http://magweasel.com/2009/09/24/pay-1000-yen-to-get-slapped-by-a-maid-cafe-girl-next-month/

I keep posting Magweasel, but shit, otaku culture is creepy. The 2ch responses are priceless.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 00:45 [Del]

Why did I make a MAL account when I had already made a program that updates anime.txt for me?

28 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 05:26 [Del]

>>26
I keep reading Magweasel.

29 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 05:29 [Del]

>>26
I'd totally pay $10 to get slapped by a maid cafe server.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 05:38 [Del]

I'd totally pay 10 bones to get bitten by maiddog.png.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 05:54 [Del]

I had a VIP moment this morning when I listened to the Macross Frontier soundtrack and found that amongst all the epic songs I actually like this the most.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 14:36 [Del]

I'm going back to my comfy room. Goodbye, noisy family, welcome back, silent nights alone!

33 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 15:09 [Del]

>>32
Sounds like my story. But ten days earlier. Damn you.

34 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 20:18 [Del]

thanks to all VIPPERS!

35 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-25 23:40 [Del]

>>34
You're very welcome!

36 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 01:01 [Del]

>>33
I'm going home now, VIPPER. I'll be sure to transmit some of my happiness once I get there.

37 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 04:07 [Del]

>>30
‚—‚—‚—‚—

38 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 05:33 [Del]

>>29
I'd pay $100

39 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 07:27 [Del]

Some days I wish I could go back to being a NEET.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 08:24 [Del]

>>39
Most days I wish I didn't have to be so self sufficient

41 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 11:17 [Del]

.midi

42 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-26 22:30 [Del]

I think my friends are secretly out to kill me...

43 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-27 10:15 [Del]

>>42
Why is that?

44 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-27 10:32 [Del]

I'm a friend of >>42 and im trying to kill him.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-27 14:06 [Del]

My friends secretly got a new flat and left me here.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-27 16:36 [Del]

>>43

I think they are jealous of me being able to pay Daddy Cool enough. One of them has paid him, but Daddy Cool didn't deem it enough, and now said friend is demanding I give him some VIP COINS to try again. I told him that Daddy Cool must not think he is VIP enough to join our Secret Area of VIP Quality, and that he should just stick with the Elitest Superstructure of DQN.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-27 18:17 [Del]

I wish my mother wouldn't call me under the guise of wondering how I'm doing, if I'm eating well and how school seems to be going when all she really wants to know is if I've heard from my brother since he shut out his friends and family from his life. (I thought he had killed himself for a small period of time.) I also wish my mother wouldn't call me at all. There is a reason why I haven't been home since graduating from high school. And there is a reason why my brother is irreversibly fucked up. I'm just thankful that I'm at least functional. I wonder if the fruits of their parenting keep them up at night. I honestly don't want them to be haunted by it (because they aren't bad people, just bad parents). I'm just wondering how they feel about knowing that their children do not want them in their lives.

I hope I never have kids.

48 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 03:24 [Del]

My midichlorians are boiling

49 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 09:51 [Del]

When I came home a woman was stealing part of the giant plant in the garden. I allowed her to continue because it's not my plant and the woman upstairs is never actually here, and because she said she needed it and I was amused by imagining what she could possibly need it for.

Then I went out again a few minutes later and she was still struggling to break off the bit she needed so I fetched a knife and helped her out, for which she thanked me profusely.

I'm not sure whether helping someone steal something from my garden was a good deed or not.

50 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 13:10 [Del]

>>49
I'm not sure either, but it makes for a great story!

51 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 13:18 [Del]

>>47

Not to sound unsympathetic and mean, but if you ever do end up with kids, please, please, please don't treat them they your parents treated you. Too many people I know have had bad parents, sworn never to have kids, ended up with kids anyways... and then act exactly like their parents, creating a ever ending cycle.

52 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 14:28 [Del]

I mixed Sriracha sauce with Kraft Dinner. It gives it a spicy nacho kick!

53 Post deleted by user.

54 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 15:00 [Del]

>>53
Hot sauce with tuna is awesome.

55 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 15:09 [Del]

>>51
I never want kids because I'm terrified that I will end up doing the same things my parents did-- not because I don't know any better, but because everyone hates their parents and then makes the same mistakes over and over again. I don't understand why this happens, but I just take it as fact.

I am radiating my genitals. Luckily, my significant other does not want kids either.

56 Name: >>53 : 2009-09-28 15:19 [Del]

Accidentally deleted my post while scrolling with this "trackpad" thing

>>54
I love to try out new food ideas.

57 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 15:25 [Del]

>>47,55

I guess I'll have enough kids for all of us, someone's gotta bring up the next generation of VIPPERS

58 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 17:13 [Del]

Looking for female VIPPERS to help create and raise the next generation of VIPPERS.

59 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 17:20 [Del]

maybe there's some in VIP club!

60 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 18:13 [Del]

>>58>>59
I suspect there are more female VIPPERS here than one might imagine

61 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 18:17 [Del]

>>60
I can imagine there's at least a few.

62 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 21:07 [Del]

>>61
All three posters are actually female. We just like to pretend the imaginary fourth poster is our boyfriend. He has a large dick.

63 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 22:27 [Del]

>>62
Oh my.

64 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-28 22:49 [Del]

>>63
As in, "lions and tigers and bears"?

65 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 09:36 [Del]

>>62
www Oh Mike, you are so charming, with your huge dick!

66 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 09:42 [Del]

>>65
Its even big enough for all three of us!

67 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 12:47 [Del]

I'm back. These five hours felt like five days.

68 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 14:38 [Del]

Congratulations! You just won a free Nintendo Wii!

69 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 17:55 [Del]

>>66
However, we are all cute, small asian girls so a little bit goes a long way! Mike is so kawaii too!!

70 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 18:46 [Del]

>>68
The LA-MULANA remake and SHIREN THE WANDERER 3 are forcing me to buy a Wii. Hopefully those black ones coming out are $199 US as well.

71 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-29 22:37 [Del]

Goddamn why do I have such poor social skills

72 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 03:17 [Del]

To talk is good, to bump divine

73 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 03:19 [Del]

I really want to just stay home and generally be a NEET. Son of a bitch real life.

74 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 04:53 [Del]

>>71
I feel your pain.

75 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 06:18 [Del]

>>73

I've been a NEET for almost a week now, it's not so great. I want to get a job and pay off my overdraft then go back into education in the summer.

76 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 09:00 [Del]

I wish I had parents to who would enable me while I sunk into the lowest depths of NEET-dom.

77 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 09:07 [Del]

Today I started a course that will allow me to go to university next year.

The class itself was OK but I couldn't stop making jokes about Venn diagrams to the girl sitting next to me, so I think I failed the social skills bit.

78 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 10:02 [Del]

>>77
How do you make jokes about Venn diagrams?

98% of the time I like the fact that don't talk to anyone in any of my classes. It's not that I'm unfriendly or unapproachable, I'm just very quiet because I know that I don't need any more friends in my life. Plus, I'm probably going to transfer soon so that helps facilitate my anti-social tendencies. I just think that most people are replaceable.

79 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 10:06 [Del]

>>78
I am the same way actually. I really dislike talking to people in class. I am perfectly content with my social life right now, and I definitely don't want to have any acquaintances who I have to pretend I am a normal person to.

80 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 10:32 [Del]

>>79
Well said, Mr. VIPPER

81 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 11:25 [Del]

Bump a mans thread, lift it for a day. TEACH a man to bump...

82 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 13:31 [Del]

I wanted to post about something that happened to me today, but I will agree with >>78-80 instead.

83 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-30 14:48 [Del]

I'm so sleepy.

84 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 02:51 [Del]

I am going to ditch all of my "school friends" when I graduate.

85 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 05:51 [Del]

I finally was able to wake up in the morning!

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87 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 07:59 [Del]

>>81
Teach a man to bump, and you lift his thread until 1001GET.

88 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 08:59 [Del]

>>84

I did this and I never looked back.

89 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 09:16 [Del]

>>88
Me too!

90 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 10:02 [Del]

It is my dream to gather together every VIPPER in order to create a Utopian society that was completely VIP Quality. People would bu-n to the grocery store and pay their rent with shmup points.

91 Post deleted by user.

92 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 10:12 [Del]

>>90
Oh my, GENIUS! And everyone would spend their free time on their personal intellectual pursuits without having to go through the irritating nearly-autodidactic system called university.

93 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 11:53 [Del]

One of my schools dorms offers biscuits and gravy for breakfast. I really love biscuits and gravy, but I can never wake up in time to get over there and have some. Should I skip my Japanese class and go have some biscuits and gravy? Or should I stop being lazy and get up earlier so I can get some?

My life is full of tough choices like these.

94 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 12:31 [Del]

>>93
Biscuits and gravy is fucking yummy

95 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 15:16 [Del]

http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/the-legend-of-the-10-elemental-masters/7691432
Ullillia wrote an entire book. Look at the preview, oh my god.

96 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-01 23:02 [Del]

>>93
Buy alarm -> Get up earlier -> Get some delicious biscuits and gravy -> Go to Japanese class -> Crash out early.

Problem solved.

97 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 00:10 [Del]

My life was full of choices about getting up, until I got four alarm clocks and put them around my room. Now, to turn them all off, I have to do a tour on my room, effectively making going to bed after that pointless.

98 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 00:55 [Del]

I wake up to the manly sound of HEATS by Kageyama Hironobu (or more accurately to my phone vibrating on a load of noisy crap and sometimes falling on my face, but the song is there along with it), which gets my day off to a hotblooded start and ensures I don't spend any time lying around in bed.

Seriously. Since I started setting manly songs from robot anime as my alarm I get straight out of bed and start getting things done.

99 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 08:22 [Del]

>>90 I will asisst all I can in this noble endeavour.

100 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 08:50 [Del]

100get

101 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 10:00 [Del]

>>97
This is a good idea

102 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 14:32 [Del]

Today I saw a guy with a shirt that said "ITALIA SARDINIA" and a picture of Sardinia and I thought of Italian VIPPER.

It also reminded me that I need to write a paper on tomatoes.

103 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 14:44 [Del]

>>102 reminded me that I have to write a paper on basic circuit theorems tomorrow.

104 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-02 21:23 [Del]

i have to go to bed cause it's 5:25am but i hadn't came today. So i'm here dear VIPPERS.

105 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-03 03:11 [Del]

I am going on vacation, so I will have to leave you until next Thursday, fare well, VIPPERS!

106 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-03 06:01 [Del]

I will be VIPPING all week.

107 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-03 08:35 [Del]

I cannot express how much I desire to VIP all of today and possibly tomorrow.

108 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-03 09:46 [Del]

I got some peanut butter, and I the last time I had peanut butter was several years ago, and now I am going to celebrate in the name of nostalgia.

109 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 00:58 [Del]

http://www.franksreelreviews.com/shorttakes/tupac.htm
Have I found the much sought after tupac.htm?

110 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 02:54 [Del]

bumpita bump

111 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 04:21 [Del]

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112 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 05:02 [Del]

>>111
Άή―I

113 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 06:16 [Del]

>>112
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114 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 15:55 [Del]

My finger slipped and instead of sending the SMS about printing our report to my team-mate, I sent it to my friend, which ultimately resulted in a hour-long exchange about true love.

115 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 15:57 [Del]

Things that annoy me, issue 445: 2wo, 4ur, 5ve, 7ven, etc.

117 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 21:47 [Del]

KENYANS

118 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-04 22:26 [Del]

I AM A DOPE FIEND

119 Name: VIPPER : 2009-10-05 09:53 [Del]

>>114
I am intrigued, VIPPER!

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