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bumping from a wanktastic touchscreen phone!
So I can either take the exam tomorrow, but I'm not sure if I'll handle it; or I can take it on Friday, but I'm not sure if my professor will have the time.
my head hurts so much
I don't want to do my work
I should masturbate
I tried to explain VIPPING to a blind person, but I don't think they got it. What does being VIP sound like?
It sounds like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw0laAURCiY&feature=related
I VIP with all my senses. Even those weird ones they don't usually count like balance and sense of position of limbs.
I only abstractly VIP
I VIP discontinously
>I tried to explain VIPPING
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I have no motivation to do well in school anymore
I have a new PC. I am too lazy to plug it into the monitor though
I VIP in a way that's really hard to describe.
I would like to share a morning ritual that I call "the VIPPER." Each morning I get out of bed and open every door in the house. Then I extend my arms into the bu-n position and run full speed out of the house to get the news paper and all the way back to sit down and enjoy a nice cup of coffee.
>>640
Sounds VIP, I think I'll try it next time I have a house with doors instead of this riveted steel box I seem to be trapped in.
I've been bu-ning to class recently. It gets me there faster.
I want to fap, but I'm working on a paper that is due tomorrow so I feel like it might be inappropriate.
I had something important to do today, but I've forgotten what it was so instead I'm drinking fine tea and reading a dying girl novel from the 30s.
So what's the expected time to get back to semi-normal after you have been dumped?
>>648
Fortnum & Mason Smoky Earl Grey.
I don't usually drink Earl Grey but I bought some when I was wandering around bored once and occasionally drink it while imagining I'm a wealthy plantation owner during the heyday of the British Empire.
I'm all fulla aggro today
>>649
How would you compare it to Harney and Sons? I have never found tea better than Harney and Sons and I love tea so much. I mostly drink English Breakfast and Earl Grey.
I would like to bun underwater
>>652
I've only had Lapsang from Harney & Sons so I can't compare it directly, but for all its fame I don't find Fortnum's teas especially interesting. They're certainly good, but I'd usually prefer something else. The Smoky Earl Grey is worth trying if you'd like something a bit different, although I guess it would be easier to get a similar blend from somewhere else if you just wanted to try it out.
I saw someone reading a manga in the lecture hall while waiting for the database class to start. On the one hand, I was embarrassed for him, but on the other I kinda envy that indifference to social mores.
>>657
If he was reading some Tezuka, Tatsumi or Me and the Devil Blues, I wouldn't have seen a problem.
What would be a good gift for a VIPPER for Christmas
schoolbump
>>660
Why not give your loved ones the gift of eternal salvation by introducing them to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?
High-level chemistry professors at our university wear black labcoats. I have seen one of them twice, and I heard that there are three more. How VIP is that.
Worth double the XP, too.
I did the JLPT today. I felt very out of place and that, coupled with the fact that I ended up having very little time to (read: was too lazy to) prepare or practice and so went there unsure if Japanese self taught from internet radio and old novels would carry over, made me really wish I hadn't bothered. Also I was (am) ill and extremely tired.
However it was saved from being completely shitty by an unexpected VIP moment in the listening test, with a final question that was clearly about giant robots and even involved a girl named Asuka.
I have postponed the exam with the sheer power of my mind. This always happens when there's supposed to be an exam I'm not prepared for.
hello i am looking for a catman who says "daddycool if you pay me enough i will let you in" where can i find the catman
You're a 4***n level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.
I recently got an old 450MHz PowerMac G4. It was a little dusty, but I blew out the inside with compressed air, and now the logic board and PCI card and fanless CPU heatsink look pristine.
I'm cleaning off the keyboard now. Popping off all the keys and giving the whole thing a decent rundown.
I really would like to make this my primary computer. Using these old computers is just so romantic. I wish it was the 90's again.
>>676
Posting from it now. I love it. Now looking for a sufficient old, geeky wallpaper. Maybe an 800x600 DiGi Charat?
It's my birthday today. I'm turning 21. Now I can be VIP and drunk.
I HATE birthdays. I never had a party and I never will.
>>677
Congratulations on acquiring one of the greatest systems I have ever used. Best be using OS9 on that bitch son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_3Wz5oSG_0
NOT CLASSIFIED ANYMORE
>>682
People like you who don't unironically like Uli are responsible for everything bad in the world.
>>683
I fail not to misunderstand what you were not trying to avoid saying.
>>683
I legitimately like Uli and find him fascinating. I was under the impression everyone else who still followed him thought the same.
With all the end of semester projects looming, I'm starting to find that work is a lot more fun than slacking. Maybe it's just the novelty though.
>>678
Be sure to post in this thread:
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1236843525
I feel detached from VIP lately.
>>691
I find that, as my time to VIP in a social setting increases, my likelihood to VIP on SAoVQ decreases.
12:05 AM, I have to remember not to bump later on today...
>>691
My theory is exactly the opposite, although leading to the same conclusion. I don't have much free time with all the school stuff going on, so I'm not thinking about Her all the time. During breaks, I have all the time in the world to lament about my situation and thus I need to post here, because it helps me to cope with my problems.
If this thread were a real thing, I'd bump it so hard
Holy shit, I've been away from SAoVQ for nealry a whole thread. Feels good to be back amongst fellow VIPPERs
VIPPING before an important exam that is extremely easy, yet I'm still scared, because it's so easy that it took me five minutes to learn it all, and that's suspicious.
VIPPING in my last class of the semester right now, which means a week of finals and then I go home for a month. I dont really want to go home...home is definitely not as VIP as college.
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First time bamp
Bump 'n' grind
One of my nipples is fingered while my prostate is being stimulated with
pinpoint accuracy. I'm being dominated by waves of phenominal sexual pleasure
I've never experienced before. Now, time for incert.
I don't remember much what happend after that but I slightly remember in
ecstacy that my head and body were all sweaty and wet, the prostate being podded furiously.
Some kind of mysterious lequid gushes out from my cock like a fountain. (That's my sexual nature.)
In response to each and every stroke, the lequid spurts like a volcano.
lequid?
le quid?
French + British?
Blarg, I love over analyzing retarded stuff.
Stay back, or I'll bump this thread again!
Oh great, another Sunday approaches, and I screwed my sleep schedule once again.
bleh
Excuse me, there is a flood in the links section.
VIPPING after fapping thrice
Use those 80s bubble keyboards for easy cleanup.
Just have tissue on-hand, and I don't see the need to worry about keyboard mess.
I just poured water from one teapot down the spout of another teapot and it seemed somehow erotic, like teapot foreplay.
It's snowing, and while I would be usually enjoying it, I don't like leaving my house at 6.00AM in the cold of the winter.
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Today I go in crossplay to a friend's dorm, where two more people will be in crossplay, to marathon Code Geass R2 in one day.
College is awesome.
I just realised that I possess far too much knowledge to die young, so I'm switching to a healthy lifestyle, starting today with evening workout and then two hours of cycling.