Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 6] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-09-23 23:11 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/

524 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-16 14:45 [Del]

>>522-523
Regarding this issue, I rather like to alternate between both, BECAUSE I'M SOME CRAZY VIPPING MOTHERFUCKER. Ok, bring on the tea and crumpets.

525 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-16 15:32 [Del]

The people around me are communicating by tapping on the walls...

526 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-16 15:57 [Del]

None of the porn video websights known to me return a result for the query "lumberjack". This is pretty unVIP.

527 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 00:44 [Del]

>>526 maybe you should reconsider your choice in pornographic sites.

528 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 08:38 [Del]

VIPPING before work

529 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 08:46 [Del]

How do YOU VIP? Log on today and play fun games, win prizes, and make friends in VIPCLUB! Meet other VIPPERS from around the world in a safe and fun environment! You can even meet DADDY COOL! Parents and kids can learn more by logging on to SAoVQ.net.

Sponsored by Nabisco, and the Tobacco Association of America.

530 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 10:40 [Del]

I'd trust my kids with daddy cool any day.

531 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 18:52 [Del]

>>529
I read Tobacco as Tobasco ('A`)

532 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 20:53 [Del]

I tried to track down THE NINJA SQUAD. I found this very slow torrent.
But after downloading it (for more than a week), I realized that the uploader wrote down the name of the actors of the wrong movie.
There are TWO movies having "THE NINJA SQUAD" in their name:
- The Ninja Squad (1986), a movie with an awesome trailer, ninjas wearing "NIN | JA" headbands, and Richard Harrison.
- The Super Ninja (1984), released in the UK as "The Ninja Squad: Killers Invisible".
I turned off my brain as soon as I started watching, but from the first 20 minutes I learned that there's this muscular Chinese ninja policeman named John and his black partner whose shoulders are bulkier than his legs. The story happens in the USA because there are a lot of American flags. As John is doing push-ups using a skateboard, he is framed for drug possession by the police chief. Vaguely homoerotic torture ensues, interrupted by flashbacks of BDSM Chinese Ninja training. His Chinese girlfriend named Nancy is molested in front of him. There is a ninja squad, but the ninja action only really happens later. B+, not horrible enough. Will finish watching someday.

The search for the elusive THE NINJA SQUAD continues.

(If anyone's morbid curiosity would be satisfied by my uploading the 340MB RMVB of that other movie to megaupload, just ask)

533 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-17 23:45 [Del]

Excuse me while I replenish my reserves

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwww ww

There, that's better.

534 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-18 09:19 [Del]

>>532
Yes please

535 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-18 15:36 [Del]

536 Name: 532 : 2009-11-18 18:52 [Del]

Finished it. Once you get past the boring first 30 minutes it becomes much better, with non-stop meaningless ninja violence. I still feel shortchanged.

537 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-18 21:04 [Del]

>>536
There are a whole ton of these mass produced ninja movies. They are all hilarious.

538 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 07:16 [Del]

>>537
But there is only one THE NINJA SQUAD. I want the geniune experience.

539 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 08:12 [Del]

Hello, I'd like some good anime recommendations once again.

540 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 08:25 [Del]

What do you like, >>539-san?

541 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 08:35 [Del]

>>540
I don't know, I didn't see much. I watched Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, and Kaiji, and Akagi and I enjoyed them greatly. I also watched Death Note and GTO, and didn't mind them, but they where nowhere as good as the first three.

542 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 10:37 [Del]

>>541
Ghost in the Shell. The series and movies.

543 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 11:35 [Del]

>>542
I require a triplet of recommendations.

545 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 14:23 [Del]

Aria, Mushishi, Black Lagoon, Utena (tv before the movie), Eden of the East, Planetes, Cromartie High School, Michiko to Hatchin, Lain, Gungrave, Kaiba, Samurai Champloo, Spice and Wolf, Darker than Black, Nanoha & A's, Mononoke (TV series, not the unrelated movie)...
That was not tailored to resemble what you said you liked, it's more a random list of great stuff I'd recommend to any VIPPER.

546 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 15:24 [Del]

>>545
This is almost exactly the list I came up with, I just didn't post because I was concerned about the not tailored to preferences bit.

I should add that Trapeze is currently airing and is full of VIP QUALITY content, and you'll probably be able to tell whether you love it or hate it in a few seconds, which is useful I guess. I found episodes 2 and 5 particularly entertaining.

547 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 18:09 [Del]

>>545
I agree with the majority of your list, but your wording seems to suggest AVOIDING Princess Mononoke.

548 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 22:19 [Del]

>>545
This is excellent and thank you.

549 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-19 22:20 [Del]

>>547
Yes, not what I meant. I didn't like this movie enough to make it a personal recommendation, but most people would disagree on this one.

550 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 01:07 [Del]

Oh cool, you're discussing decent anime. And I've been reminded that I still need to see Mushishi at some point?

Any of you guys fans of Super Robot shows? I always thought they were pretty VIP.

551 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 01:08 [Del]

>>550
I have no idea why I put a question mark at the end of that

552 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 09:12 [Del]

>>532
http://cinemageddon.org

Most of the Godfrey Ho movies are on this site (along with a huge amount of similar movies), and it should be a lot faster

553 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 09:49 [Del]

>>550
Super robot anime is the only anime I watch regularly anymore! I don't really feel like I'm missing anything.

554 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 10:58 [Del]

Want to know a secret?

I've never actually posted in this thread before.

555 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 12:58 [Del]

>>554
嘘だなぁ

556 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 15:19 [Del]

>>555 We are more than halfway to 1000 get!

557 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 17:35 [Del]

And I have just gotten 557 get.

558 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-20 22:08 [Del]

>>552
It is there and well seeded indeed. Somehow I didn't know of this tracker, despite being a member of a few places dedicated to obscure stuff. Looks like I was lucky and got 22,996th out of 23,000 user slots too. Thanks!

559 Name: 558 : 2009-11-20 22:43 [Del]

By the way, will any of you gentlemen want a reupload to Megaupload? It's a 1.46 GB archive, so it might be a pain to download it in three 500MB split archives.

560 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-21 15:36 [Del]

My willy, my wang

561 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-21 19:28 [Del]

My weiner is the sea
Do do dododo do do dodo

562 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-21 23:30 [Del]

>>558
Your welcome VIPPER. They delete accounts that haven't been used in awhile every day or two, so it usually hovers just below the limit.

By the way, what are some of these similar sites?

563 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 00:05 [Del]

>>562
Besides the huge sites that are big enough to have some rare stuff occasionally, I really like karagarga.net, which is all about pretentious old movies, arthouse stuff, international releases, and forgotten classics. It's quite small, about 24000 users and 70000 torrents, so you are not likely to find someone with an invite (I unfortunately have none), but I heard that they hand them out easily to polite and interested people in their IRC channel (#karagarga on irc.brokensphere.net).
I also heard a lot of good things about cinematik.net and secret-cinema.net.

564 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 01:05 [Del]

>>562
I don't have anything to say about his welcome.

565 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 14:14 [Del]

Okay, so I snapped today. Though there weren't many people around when it happened, and I managed to fuck with the only person I truly hate, so I don't regret it.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 15:58 [Del]

>>565
Next time that happens, remember to breathe in...
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Breathe out

567 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 17:29 [Del]

>>566
But if >>565 doesn't breathe, they might pass out before they do any serious damage. That could be good.

568 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 17:55 [Del]

Can you have foreshadowing in real life?

569 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 20:07 [Del]

>>568
It happens all the time.

570 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 20:36 [Del]

its called irony

571 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 22:53 [Del]

>>570
No, I don't think so.

572 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 23:01 [Del]

One day I'm going to establish an elite squad of descriptivist linguists and we are going to go around and interrupt people who correct people who speak English as she is spoken by native speakers.

573 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-22 23:14 [Del]

Fleetwood Mac - Murrow Turning Over In His Grave

574 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 00:10 [Del]

>>572
Your ideas intrigue me.

575 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 12:00 [Del]

>>572
I think you meant “as she is spoke”.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 13:59 [Del]

>>568
Like some kind of precognitive, reverse deja-vu?

I get that all the time!

577 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 14:18 [Del]

I have no arms and I must bu-n.

578 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 14:49 [Del]

>>577
This is true despair.

579 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 15:06 [Del]

My keyboard is missing a letter. I can't be VIP ithout that letter. I feel incomplete.

580 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 15:46 [Del]

>>576
I don't think that is what he means. If you could have some sort of foreshadowing irl than life would need a narrator, or a writer, as well as a purpose. As you live your life you can't look ahead and make connections to events that haven't happened yet. That would mean you were outside of your own timeline, wouldn't it?

581 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 17:33 [Del]

>>579
Oh god! I know it's not the same, but here, borrow some of mine.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

582 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-23 23:34 [Del]

I VIP every day.

583 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 00:25 [Del]

>>581

Thank you, VIPPER. CTRL+V is my new w

584 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 00:56 [Del]

>>583
Remap a rarely used key (such as ~ or a numpad key) to w. That should fix your problem until you replace the keyboard.

  • Windows -> autohotkey.com
  • OS X 10.6 -> System preferences > Language & Text > Text substitution
  • Linux -> xmodmap

585 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 20:55 [Del]

>>584
Your technical proficiency is admirable, but your QUALITY is questionable if you point out a certain rarely-used key~

586 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 21:26 [Del]

I'm thinking of getting a netbook. Any recommendations?

587 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-24 22:58 [Del]

>>586
I love my eee 1101HA, but it might be because I snatched it for €150 less than retail price.
Not noisy, stays cool, comfortable keyboard, good multi-touch trackpad (that requires some getting used to, so don't be afraid it's hard to use at first if you get to try one), amazing battery life (at least 6 hours with heavy usage, wifi, bluetooth, Windows 7, and 60% luminosity, ASUS advertises 8 in Win XP with 30% luminosity), switch overclocking & underclocking on/off with a hotkey depending if you want to save battery or get maximum performance, graphics card decent enough for old games, and with accelerated h264 hardware decoding (can play 1080p at a perfect framerate).
The 11,6" display, however, might make it larger than you'd like. And it's reflective, but nowadays you can't buy anything without the stupid shiny unless you pay a huge premium.
Anyway, the eee line in general deserves its good reputation.

588 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 00:06 [Del]

The dryer in my apartment building breaks down the other week and eats my dollar fifty. Call them up, they say they will send a guy and issue me a refund. Not a problem. Cool.

They fix the machine and mail me a check for $1.50 ('A`)

589 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 03:12 [Del]

I feel really useless. Any VIPPER needs help with a long-term project?

590 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 03:59 [Del]

>>589
Yes I do.

591 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 10:57 [Del]

I've been learning kanji for three months, and I don't remember anything. I feel worthless and pathetic.

592 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 11:21 [Del]

>>591
この人は日本語を勉強しましたか。。。

593 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 12:21 [Del]

>>592
I actually understood that.

594 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-25 15:40 [Del]

>>590

What is it? Maybe I can lend you a hand.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 04:39 [Del]

>>594
I am sorry, I thought about this, and I am too afraid that you won't be able to help me and think "I did not mean help with this" and it will be uncomfortable.

596 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 05:03 [Del]

I have found a forum of my high-school class, and I found some posts there about me. This is a very weird feeling.

597 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 05:10 [Del]

I wish you could buy a friend like you buy a whore.

598 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 10:00 [Del]

Yeah, no such thing as a minute rate friend.

599 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 10:09 [Del]

>>595

Alright, don't worry about it. Though you'll never know unless you try.

600 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-26 17:01 [Del]

600GETTT

601 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 13:49 [Del]

Another two endings await me in the coming week. How sad.

602 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 15:05 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pokemon, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pokemon, and you put them in a cage so they fight one another.

603 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 15:44 [Del]

Also, you need to fill it with subliminal messages so that children beg their parents to buy that stuff for them.

Oh, and have the South Park guys make jokes about it to heighten the popularity.

604 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:27 [Del]

I can't preview my posts. I demand refund!

605 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:37 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pieces of wood, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pieces of wood, and you lean them against each other to make a triangle without using a third piece.

606 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:40 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two pens, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two pens, and you write with both of them at the same time.

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608 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-27 18:46 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take two popular and loved foods, right? There's already a market for it with restaurants who specialize in fusion cuisine. See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take two foods, specifically meatloaf and chocolate. And here's the kicker, you blend them together in a blender and create a food drink on the go. Trust me on this one.

609 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 01:13 [Del]

So I have this idea. You take a post, right? See, this is where it gets neat. You can make a lot of money this way in a few years once it takes off.

You take a post, you change some words of it and post again. You can call it kopipe~

610 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 11:46 [Del]

I hate Sundays. It feels as if I'm the only person here. And it's not even Sunday.

611 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-28 20:45 [Del]

>>610
It's Sunday here, nida.

612 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 02:40 [Del]

>>611
Now it's Sunday here too and I don't feel well.

613 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 03:53 [Del]

Actulaly, I am so bored and tired that I'm making a second post today. That's right, two posts.

614 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 04:01 [Del]

I seem to have an extra cat.

I hope I can't find who he belongs to because he'll probably just come back here anyway and it will be awkward.

615 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 12:17 [Del]

There's a piece of lint on my floor that moves around like it's alive. I hope its not really a spider who is getting offended I'm calling him lint.

Sorry, potential spider.

616 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 15:27 [Del]

>>615
FUCK YOU SPIDER okay that felt good. I haven't killed a spider in ages.

617 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 17:17 [Del]

福原遥って知ってる?この子はホントに可愛い。
やばいくらい可愛い。どうしよってくらい可愛い。
気になって気になって夜も眠れなくなるくらい可愛い。

ていうかもしかしたら俺、この子に恋してるかもしれない。

いや恋してると思う。
福原遥が好きだ。大好きだ。
よく考えればこの書き込みを書いたのもそれが言いたかったからなんだ。
遥ちゃん、好きだ。愛してる。

あと言っとくけど、勘違いしないでほしい。俺は決してロリコンなどではありません。
ただ、好きになった子がたまたまロリだっただけだ、と言うことです。

618 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:01 [Del]

>>617
あのな、ロリを甘えてながら人に「俺ロリコンじゃない」って言ってと、当たり前「やっぱりロリコンだね」と考えるぞ...ってかんじだね。

619 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:33 [Del]

>>616
I never kill a spider under any circumstance because spiders rid me of flies. FUCK YOU FLIES.

620 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-29 20:56 [Del]

I played that new Mario game for 9 hours straight on Saturday with a couple of bros.

That was a good fucking Saturday.

621 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 03:49 [Del]

This weekend I've been watching several Wotaken videos with my friends. My bad Japanese isn't enough to allow even a partial understanding, nonetheless they've been impressed by the ability to read hiragana and katakana

622 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 09:02 [Del]

Women really like it when you speak Japanese. To them, it's the equivalent of having lots of shoes.

623 Name: VIPPER : 2009-11-30 10:31 [Del]

>>622
Hey lady, watashi wa kuru guy, wanna take a ride?

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