GOD DAMNIT, MY PENCIL JUST FUCKING BROKE AGAIN. WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF THE PENCIL ANYWAYS? FUCK THIS SHIT I'D RATHER HAVE AN ERASABLE PEN. PENCILS FUCKING SUCK HEY I'M A LITTLE GRAPHITE LITTLE COCK SUCKER WHO IS WEAK AS SHIT AS MADE OF WOOD AND I CAN'T EVEN STAND A LITTLE PRESSURE BEFORE MY TIP BREAKS PLUS I GET WORN DOWN LIKE A LITTLE FUCKFACE. GOD DAMNIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT PENCIL WHY THE FUCK DO YOU SUCK SO BAD. EVEN AFTER I SPEND ABOUT AN HOUR TRYING TO SHARPEN YOU CORRECTLY YOU ALWAYS COME OUT SHITTY WITH LIKE ONE FUCKING SIDE COMPLETELY SHARPENED AND ONE SIDE NOT SHARPENED AT ALL SO I JUST KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING BREAK AND BE A PIECE OF SHIT GOD DAMNIT. YOU LITTLE WOOD PIECE OF REGURGITATED FECAL MATTER. I'D RATHER PLAY WITH DOG SHIT THAN USE YOU AGAIN YOU LITTLE FUCK. So I snapped it in half.
I feel angry and will proceed to shout.
AAAH.
Ok, that's better.
>>7
YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN
I DON'T EVEN FUCKING HAVE CHILDREN
FUCK WHY CAN'T I FIND THE CAP TO MY LAPTOP'S "N" KEY
I HAVE TO PRESS A LITTLE RUBBER NUB AND FUCK
IT'S JUST FUCKING AWFUL
>>8
OMG WHO THE FUCK IS SO LAZY THAT THEY CAN'T PRESS THEIR OWN RUBBER NUBS
KEY CAPS DON'T SAVE YOU ANY TIME, FAG. YOU JUST WASTED YOUR GODDAMN MONEY. NOBODY SHOULD NEED A MACHINE TO DO SOMETHING SO EASY.
>>9
I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND
IT'S REALLY TINY
I MISS IT HALF THE FUCKING TIME
SURE IS CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD, GOD DAMN
>>9
SHIT, ARE YOU FUCKING TWELVE OR SOMETHING? WHO THE HELL SAYS OMG?
I SWEAR I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HEARD SOME KID SAY THAT OUT LOUD YESTERDAY. WHAT KIND OF SICKASS WORLD IS THIS, HOLY BALLS.
>>11
HEY FUCKFACE, DIDN'T GET THE MEMO?
WHAT'S THE MATTER
CAN'T
READ?
THIS IS A FUCKING
ANGER
THREAD.
SHOULD WE BE ANGRY ALL QUIETLIKE WITH SHITTY LITTLE LOWER CASE? I DON'T HAVE FUCKING TIME FOR LOWER CASE, YOU FUCKFACE.
>>1-13
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
STOP NAGGING
NO I DONT WANT TO SEE A MOVIE
GO BACK TO CHEATING ON ME AT LEAST I SAW LESS OF YOU THEN
YOUR FRIENDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
FUCK WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF
OH YEAH BECAUSE YOU HAVE TITS
YOU HAVE HUGE FUCKING TITS THATS GREAT FUCK GOD DAMNIT
I JUST SHAVED MY BUTT HOLE AND NOW IT'S BLEEDING. THERE WAS TOO MUCH HAIR IN MY BUTT AND IT FELT LIKE THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMETHING UP THERE. I WAS SICK OF ADJUSTING IT EVER FEW MINUTES. SHAVING IT WAS FINE UNTIL THE END WHEN I NOTICED IT WAS BLEEDING IN THAT STRETCH OF SKIN WHERE MY ASS MET MY DICK. WHEN I SEEN BLOOD ON THE RAZOR I FREAKED. THEN I PUT A WASHCLOTH UP THERE THAT IS NOW SOAKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER SHAVE YOUR ASS.
I WISH PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD HOW STUPID THE 'SMART KIDS' IN MY MATH CLASS REALLY ARE. HEY YOU SHIT-MUNCHER, DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART? IT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE ALREADY TAKEN THE CLASS BEFORE. THAT'S RIGHT. THAT IS WHY YOU THINK IT'S EASY.
YOU COMING INTO CLASS AND ROLLING YOUR EYES AT THE TEACHER IS LIKE IF I WENT INTO AN ENGLISH CLASS AND ROLLED MY EYES AT THE TEACHER AND WHISPERED THAT THE CLASS WAS SOO EASY BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY READ MOBY DICK AND SO I ALREADY KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE BOOK. THEN I PUT MY FEET UP ON THE TABLE AND TILT MY HAT DOWN AFTER TELLING EVERYONE HOW SUPERIOR I AM BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MOBY DICK DIES AT THE END. YEA YOU LITTLE CUNTS. THIS IS YOU.
GODDAMN ALL OF YOU MATH PEOPLE WITH AUTISM WHO GET SPECIAL TREATMENT JUST BECAUSE YOU'VE HAD MORE PRACTICE WITH NUMBERS. WELL GUESS WHAT, HIGHER LEVEL SCIENTIFIC SHIT IS THEORETICAL AND CREATIVE. SO WHY DON'T YOU KEEP STUDYING ENGINEERING SO THAT YOU CAN GET A SHITTY JOB WITH A QUICK SALARY CAP WHILE I PURSUE REAL KNOWLEDGE IN THE AESTHETICS.
>>20
HEY FUCKFACE, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANGRY? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THIS THREAD IS? THIS THREAD IS A CUT THROAT PLACE, TWO GUYS SITTING ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER AT A KOTATSU READY TO START A FIGHT AT ANY SECOND. WIMPS LIKE YOU CAN GO HOME.
>>20
I CAN ANSWER THIS. IT IS BECAUSE BEING ABLE TO SOLVE A PARTIAL DIFFERENTIAL EQUATION DOES NOT MAKE YOU ANY SMARTER THAN AN EMOTIONLESS, ALGORITHMIC ROBOT SLAVE. OH, SO YOU CAN MEMORIZE FORMULAE AND WORK THROUGH THE LOGICAL SEQUENCE IN APPLYING THEM? THAT'S GREAT, BUT LET'S SEE YOU WORK THROUGH THE LOGICAL SEQUENCE OF PUZZLING OVER A PROBLEM IN THEORETICAL PHYSICS. OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT YOU HAVE NO INTUITION YOU CANNOT DO THIS PERHAPS THAT IS WHY YOU THOUGHT GENERAL RELATIVITY WAS STUPID AND "TOO SIMPLE" FOR YOUR HIGHLY EVOLVED MIND THAT IS CLEARLY SUITED ONLY FOR INTELLECTUAL ENDEAVORS SUCH AS FOURIER TRANSFORMATIONS AND FINDING MOMENTS OF INERTIA. FUCK
I JUST DOWNLOADED MARVEL VS CAPCOM 2 BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HALF OFF SALE ON PSN, SO I THOUGHT WHY THE FUCK NOT, EH? I WAIT FOR THE 200 MEG PIECE OF SHIT TO DOWNLOAD AND WHEN IT FINISHED, AND JUST WHEN I WANT TO GET MY MAHVEL ON, THE PIECE OF SHIT DECIDES IT NEEDS TO UPDATE TO VER. 1.01, WHICH IS A 200MB PATCH. JESUS CHRIST, THEY SHOULD START PATCHING GAMES BEFOREHAND, THEY WOULD SAVE MILLIONS ON BANDWIDTH, THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS.
GOD
DAMN.
>>23
Should have ate some PRINGLES or HAAGEN DAAS while you waited.
>>24
MAYBE HE CAN'T EAT SOME FATTY POTATOES THAT HAVE BEEN FRIED AND THEN SEASONED OR SOME FATTY COLD CREAM THAT HAVE BEEN CHURNED WITH SUGAR AND OTHER ORGANIC FLAVORINGS. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT THAT HE COULD BE DIABETIC AND SO HE HAS TO WATCH WHAT HE EATS. HUUH WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN YOU POST ABOUT THINGS OF THAT NATURE, YOU LITTLE ANALSUCKER.
>>19
This post is amazingly true.
I MEAN THIS POST IS FUCKING TRUE YOU FUCKER STOP MAKING SUCH REALISTIC FUCKING POSTS ASSHOLE.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY MATH AND PHYSICS CLASS AT MY SHITTY SUBTIER SCHOOL HARDER THAN MY SIGNIFICANT OTHERS' IVY TIER SCHOOL? I AM TAKING THESE CLASSES JUST FOR FUN AND I HATE THEM. I HATE MY CLASSES AND I HATE ALL OF MY PEERS. ALSO, I TRY SO HARD TO SIT ALL BY MYSELF BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS SIT NEXT TO ME. HEY FUCKING DICKFACE, I SAT ALONE FOR A REASON. I DON'T LIKE YOU. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
>>28
THIS! EXCEPT WHERE IS MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER! I NEED SANDWITCHES TO TAKE TO SCHOOL.
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SAD OR ANGRY, MAYBE A BIT OF BOTH. I HAVE SO MUCH GOING FOR ME, BUT I KEEP MESSING IT UP. EVERYTIME I COME INTO SCHOOL, EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ATRIUM LOOKS AT ME AND I TRIP, EVERYTIME. EVERY FUCKING TIME. PEOPLE MAKE ME SO NERVOUS I SPILL GASOLINE AT THE PUMP. WHY AM I SUCH A CLUTZ? ('A`) . I WISH FOR NOTHING MORE THAN TO BECOME AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER AND PERFECT LOVER. DEAR VIPPERS, FML. I AM TOO GOOD FOR THE WAY I TREAT MYSELF. BE RIGHT BACK, CRYING.
also, FML
I CAN NOT GET MY CHARACTER ENCODING SET RIGHT. FUCK YOU FREEBSD, FUCK YOU.
I HATE SSHing FROM MY IPHONE
>>28>>29
JESUS CHRIST I WISH WE HAD A VIP STUDY GROUP. IT'S BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT CONCENTRATING ON WORK LATELY. GODDAMN ALL I WANT TO DO IS DAYDREAM ABOUT MIO ALL DAY. GOD I WISH I HAD A CLASS ON HER. ALL OF THE HOMEWORK WOULD BE ABOUT WHY MIO IS SO GREAT AND SO KAWAII (THAT'S JAPANESE FOR CUTE). OUR TESTS WOULD CONSIST OF HOW FAR WE COULD SHOT OFF OUR LOAD ONTO MIO'S PICTURE AND EVERYONE WOULD GET AN A UNLESS YOU DIDN'T REALLY LIKE MIO. BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE MIO? THE ANSWER IS THAT EVERYONE DOES. AND THEN FOR THE FINAL WE COULD ANALYZE THE PHILOSOPHY BEHIND K-ON AND IT WOULD BE MARVELOUS. JUST MARVELOUS.
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1 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5652 02:03 [No]
( ˃ ˂)Α-̾ RECENTLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING HEAVY METAL CLUB DECIDED TO IMPLEMENT A NO SMOKING RULE! cough cough HACK wheeze BY THE TIME I SMOKED ENOUGH MARLBRO REDS TO CURE MY NICOTINE CRAVING, THE TOTALLY cough spit hack AWESOME HEAVY METAL BAND LEFT, AND SOME DIPSHITS THAT SING GOSPEL AND CHRIST-ROCK BULLSHIT TOOK THE STAGE AND GODDAMNIT I NEED TO TAKE ANOTHER SMOKE BREAK cough cough JUST TO PUT UP WITH THE FACT cough THAT MY LAST SMOKE BREAK PREVENTED ME FROM HEARING cough ASS KICKING MUSIC!
2 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5652 03:56 [No]
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3 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5652 05:51 [No]
>>2 YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY
4 Name: ( ˃ ˂) : 1993-09-5657 08:16 [No]
( ˃ ˂)Α-̾ YOU PEOPLE KEEP PISSING ME OFF cough cough wheeze HACK spit! SMOKING GIVES ME A PLEASURE THAT choke grunt gulp cough NOTHING CAN DUPLICATE! I NOW NEED TO SMOKE 2 PACKS OF MARLBRO REDS TO COMPENSATE FOR THE ANGER YOU 2 FAGS HAVE CAUSED ME!
Flick, light ()Α-̾ much better.
I HATE K-ON. WHY IS IT SO MUCH MORE POPULAR THAN THE SUPERIOR BECK: MONGOLIAN CHOP SQUAD?
I AM SO ANGRY
FUCKING HELL, WHY THE SHIT DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD? I MEAN, EVEN IF SHE IS SEXY AND ENERGETIC AND POSSIBLY THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME, WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE HER? IT FUCKING ANNOYS ME BECAUSE I CAN'T REALISTICALLY SEE HER FOR MOST OF THE YEAR, AND PLUS IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG-ASS TIME BEFORE I CAN FLY BACK TO HER COUNTRY. IN THE MEAN-TIME, I'M GOING TO BE TORTURED BY MEMORIES OF TIMES TOGETHER AND FEELINGS OF LONELINESS. ALSO, I'LL BE STUCK FAPPING TO HENTAI. FUCKING FUCK FUCKERS.
FUCK WHY DO I NEED TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND I WANT TO HOLD HIM IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW WHILE HE FUCKING PETS MY HEAD GENTLY AND I SMILE AND CLOSE MY EYES. I FUCKING LOVE HIM MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS BUT AT THIS RATE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE HIM REGULARLY. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
WHY DO SOME VIPPERS HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS 24/7. NO ONE FUCKING CARES. AND IT TEETERS ON SELFISH BAWWING AND/OR SUBTLE BRAGGING
>>46
If you were a VIPPER you would understand that this is important. As important as your post was.
Anyway what's the deal with all caps? This shit pisses me off. You wanna get me to read that shit? Yeah? Well make it readable then. Fuck.
>>51
I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU SO YOU'LL FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS. YOU CLICK "MORE FUCKING OPTIONS" NEXT TO THE "REPLY GODDAMNIT" BUTTON, AND THEN SELECT "WakabaMark" FROM THE DROPDOWN BOX! AFTERWARDS, USE TWO ASTERISKS TO SURROUND EITHER SIDE OF YOUR TEXT TO MAKE IT BOLD!
BOLD LIKE THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!
DID I ALSO MENTION THAT I AM DYSLEXIC BECAUSE I AM, YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD.
>>56
LISTEN UP, YOU CUNT, I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY THAT'S RELATED TO THIS FUCKING THREAD. I WENT TO THIS PLACE CALLED YOSHINOYA. I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE, YOU'VE HEARD OF IT. WHILE I WAS THERE, SOME DIPSHIT COMES IN BITCHING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE BECAUSE IT WAS 150 FUCKING YEN OFF. SO I WENT AND ORDERED MY GYUDON WITH EXTRA GRAVY. THEN I KICKED THAT BITCHY FUCK OVER, POURED MY GYUDON ON HIS FACE, AND KICKED HIM THE RIBS FOR GOOD MEASURE. GODDAMN, HE PISSED ME OFF.
I can't master the confusing archane symbology that is math and physics, why do I need to know that stuff when I can just program mathematica to solve it for me. WHY IS SCIENCE SO MEAN!? That and homework keeps interfering with my anime and video game time. I wish I could be like daddy cool and get paid for VIP QUALITY.
>>58
I understand. Unfortunately, it's required if you want to reach SATORI. However if you want to reach WOTAKUTORI, then you're on the wrong path.
FUCK YOU BIOLOGY.
YOU WANT CHROMOSOME?
YOU WANT ENZYME?
CELL IS MEMBRANE ASSHOLE.
>>58
I suppose you could rely entirely on various Wolfram paraphernalia if you wanted to be an engineer.
HEY IONIC BONDS, FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. WHAT LOGIC IS THERE IN MEMORIZING WHAT KIND OF ATOM YOU ARE YOU FUCKING CUNT. GET OUT OF HERE. MEMORIZATION IS SHIT.
I loved you, I would have continued to love you till the stars died out. Then you had to go and play your little games. I hope your whore ass gets turned out. I hope you wind up dead killed by a john in a motel room you fucking worthless piece of shit.
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP AND STOP BEING SUCH A WHINY BITCH IT'S NO-ONE'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN THAT YOU'RE IN THIS SITUATION STOP GETTING ANGRY AT OTHER PEOPLE WHEN THEY TRY TO HELP YOU.
Etou... My eyes hurt, maybe too many hours in front of a monitor or maybe allergy, and well, that makes me, like, kinda angry. Maybe.
Ah, and if I could finally get a girlfriend it would be awesome. That would totally make me less "frustrated" and "angry".