2-get in a new thread!
bumpoing with my nose
My first bump of the new thread.
I propose that when we reach Part 10, we start referring to Parts 1-9 as Parts 01-09, so as to preserve spacing in >>1.
Hey it's another bump thread! Hello, bump thread! How are you?
Sup VIPPER. Chillin'. Same old. Nice weather.
>>4
I propose we start using letters, as in Part A and Part B instead of Part 10 and 11.
I wish thirteen dwarves and a wizard would show up at my house and take me on an adventure...
It's raining. And I had a glorious idea about exploring uncharted territories.
There's blood all over my hand oh my god help me
>>4
I propose we give all of the threads really dramatic titles. The first one would be "BTTETYVFTFTT - Genesis"
Mobile Thread BTTETYVFTFTT IGLOO 2: The Gravity Front
This is a horrible day and it will become even more horrible in a few hours.
Hello, old friend. How I missed thee!
O, wonder!
How many goodly posters are there here!
How beauteous >>1-san is! O brave new thread,
That has such VIPPERs in't!
Oh hey, new thread.
http://www.japantrendshop.com/kaoiro-p-847.html
Attention everyone, this is a must have VIP item.
>>21
If it wasn't 50 bucks, I'd be all over it like a fat kid on cake.
This board makes me grin like I'd just lost my v-card.
4-ch is dead, rejoice in agony!
>>28
It has too many boards for such a small site. Especially the five news boards. Each of them end up getting like a post per week.
I am enjoying VIP Quality toast.
Anyone care to join?
I am having some VIP pie. Care for a slice?
Do you ever wonder what these posts contained when you missed them? As far as I know, VIPPER had posted the secrets of the universe into this very thread, and later decided to delete them. And I missed it.
My shampoo has gone bad and stinks like a spoiled orange juice. I didn't know that was even possible.
>>37
I used to feel the same way, but these days I have great trust VIPPER's judgment, so I am content knowing they must have had a good reason for deleting their post.
vipping from iPad
vipping from iPad
vipping in the morning
i shall put the entire bonfire together
i must vip but i have no boon
FRAY FRAY ADORENA ESCARATION
I'm sorry, it's me again. I noticed that the street I live at looks beautiful at night, so I decided to take more amateurish photos. I risked my life going out at 3AM but the pictures I took were worth it. The good thing was that I could hear any car that was passing by forty seconds before it actually passed by.
http://i39.tinypic.com/1ftpaa.jpg
http://i43.tinypic.com/34fy3wo.jpg
I took some photos of the alley where the yellow sign is pointing, but that place was way too eerie for me to keep it together and the pictures turned out shaky.
If there are more VIPPERs that can appreciate the beauty of the inanimate world, perhaps one could set up a thread in SAoVP.
Where I live, they are in the process of removing all those orange lights to replace them with white lights that are supposed to feel more natural.
I will miss the orange world.
TWO WEEKS
>>48
Interesting idea, I'd take part if the thread is made. Wonderful pictures, VIPPER.
>>48,51
I made a thread. Post away!
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/res/7938.html
Bumping from PSP
You know what's the biggest bullshit in JRPGs? Money-stealing attacks on the enemies. Now I can understand the slight tactical relevance of destroying my equipment, but taking my golds serves absolutely no purpose besides making me mad. I remember seeing those assholes in some Persona game, and now a demon took half of my money is Strange Journey.
Hi, I am looking for a cool DJ to play Sandstorm at my party (you know, the one by Darude?). Please call me if you fit this description!
Y'know, if one was to play a 3-hour set of nothing but Sandstorm, even poser mainstream failures could get sick of it eventually.
>negotiate with a demon
>give him lots of money
>decides to take off instead of joining the party
so many times
>negotiate with a demon
>ask him to play Sandstorm (you know, the one by Darude)
>calls you a cunt
so many times
boutros boutros-ghali
>>61
The terminology is quite Elitist. Could the Superstructure be creeping in?
I don't know a lot about electronic music but I just now realised what song Sandstorm is and I'm pretty sure I understand why VIPPER has been raging about it so much.
What is your favorite part of Sandstorm? Mine is the part that's like ERRERRERRERRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRERRRRRRRRERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
>>62
The Elitist Superstructure does not exist. Please refrain from claiming otherwise.
Hello this is my first time visiting. I plan on improving my life with the VIPPER community.
I am almost a mirror image of myself and my post.
I'm posting a post on the Secret Area BBS.
I actually don't mind Sandstorm.
I've not heard it that much though.
This is coming from someone who usually hates trance, too.
>>70
It's just an effortless clone of the happy parts of much better music, that got way overplayed, shitting over most of the heritage of the genre to serve radio-friendly anthems without any buildup.
That's what makes the "let's make underground shit palatable to kids" genre reviled, they are pretty good songs until you understand why they are so horrible.
>I actually don't mind Sandstorm.
>This is coming from someone who usually hates trance
Hmmmm...
>>72
You are mean, I don't even have a last.fm ;_;
It's not as much about some hits being bad than about all the good stuff people will never get to hear.
>>75
Believe it or not, it started out that way. Likewise, hip-hop used to autobiographical and rock'n'roll used to be rebellious.
Sorry VIPPERs, but I really can't stand people who are uppity about music. Who cares? Does it really matter? Music is continually changing and the average person will always not be far enough ahead to be into the "next big thing." Why do you even want people to like your music anyways? When they start getting into it you're just going to call them "posers" or some equally idiotic term for the first five years of their fandom. And internet/other subcultures are different because they actually transcend a singular topic, and also require the participants to act in a certain way in order for it to function.
What culture is there around music? A bunch of people who happen to like the same sounds? "Oh man I love this song!" "Yeah me too!" "Remember that other song?" "Oh that song was great" It doesn't mean you have anything in common. Yeah I love ice cream, but I don't walk around Ben and Jerrys talking to other ice cream enthusiasts about how ice cream just isn't the "same anymore" and how the kids buying vanilla are idiots.
Sandstorm is so fucking old but it has a soft spot in my heart ;_;
>>77
I think you read too much into this little debate-especially the part about culture. Not wanting to have a sort of sound you enjoy defined by bad ambassadors isn't that weird.
>>79
A song that goes tu-tu-tu-tu-tu, tu-tu-tu-tu-tu, tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu, tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu woosh tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu-tu-tu then repeats.
Did you hear that new Hüsker Dü song!
Any VIPPERs going to Acen? If so let's boon!
Any VIPPERs going to DEMF/Movement? If so, let's boon!
>>83 Lucky...I want to go because of Hardcore Synergy.
Bu-n for me while all those great DJs are playing, VIPPER.
I don't know what to write...
>>77
Replace "music" in that post with "HARUHI SUZUMIYA" and you'll realize how ridiculous you sound.
I don't feel like doing anything.
More VIP less music
>>87
Westernizing the Goddess's name, of course you sound ridiculous.
I VIP twice a day.
Let's VIP!
>>97
"Don't think, feel"
Now sit under a fig tree and repeat that as many times as there are grains of sand on earth. Then you will achieve VIP.
I'm doing an experiment.
/ ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
./ / | Do you like
/ / \ / ̄ ̄ ̄
/ /  ̄|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| modern dance?
./ /_Λ , -つ \
/ / ゚Д゚) ./_ノ  ̄∨ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ / / ⊂_ヽ、
.| へ/ / .\\ Λ_Λ
| レ' /、二つ \ ( ゚Д゚)
| /. . > ⌒ヽ
/ / / へ \
/ / / / \\
/ / レ ノ ヽ_つ
/ ノ / /
_/ / / /|
ノ / ( ( 、
⊂ -' | |、 \
. | / \ ⌒l
| | ) /
ノ ) し'
(_/
Now good people, uncle VIPPER is gonna sing you his favourite song of all songs...
DADDYCOOL, LOVER OF MY WALLET
LEAD US TO THAT SECRET AREA
Holy crap, I'm gone for a week, and there's a new thread, AND we're already 100 posts into it?!
According to my calculations, you were gone for two weeks.
My stars, I haven't been here since Dec 2007. What did I miss?
>>104
1800 tablecat posts
A few hundred oppai oppai
Five bump threads
A mother's heart
A slimy cucumber
Twenty years' maturation in a concrete pit
>>104 A Homegrown VIPTRONICS Album, with a second one in the making, for one thing.
I'd imagine catching up on tanasinn.info would be a good idea.
(・з・) needs get over here and fix SAoVL
I remember seeing the first one of these threads and thinking, "This is a great idea!"
I've only been on SAoVQ for about 4 of these threads.
I've been here for every one.
I've been here since the second one...Might aswell just skin through the first as some sort of VIPPER education.
I've been here since the first one, but I still can't believe it. I mean, this feels like the third thread, not the eight.
I've been here for all nine of these threads.
sometimes, when there is only chat threads on the front page, i go into the archives and sage threads. it makes me feel better.
harbl largl
I was entrusted with the responsible job of closing the corridor windows in the evening. I bet Ill forget about it.
I found the way to world peace.
____
/∵∴∵∴\
/∵∴/∴∵\ \
/∵∴● ∴ ∴ . ●|
| ∵∵∵/ ●\∵ | tanasinn
Going home from college today...even though I did not meet any VIPPERs while here, I could sense that college life has much more VIP QUALITY than at home. I'll have to cope by going to SaoVQ more.
Whenever I come here, there is one thing that I can be sure of, and that is that VIPPERs here won't leave out the apostrophes in their "let's"s and "it's"s. It's a nice feeling.
I just got my Pioneer Monitor-10s in the mail from eBay. They sound just as good as I always thought they would.
I know there are some audiophile VIPPERs out there.
>>128
Semi-audiophile VIPPER here. I would like a pair of monitors but payinghim enough makes it difficult, y'know?
To test out your monitors you should play Sandstorm. You know, the one by Darude?
Oh, wait. Now I'm confused. Are monitors the same as headphones? I thought monitors were high quality speakers. Fuck.
>>131
Studio monitors are like speakers with a flatter frequency response. They're great for producing because you hear the sound without any of the "sweetening" added by the usual "hi-fi" speakers. No clue if recreational listening is any better, though.
My room is half-circular and full of junk that vibrates loudly at the slightest hint of bass. No matter what I bought, i would not have a place worth listening to professional monitors ;_;
Oh well. Wearing some HD 280 pros through my external sound interface when I mean business or when I mix my musics.
Does fusianasan work here?
One way to find out!
Please do not steal my internet if it does.
Grado HP-1 are the monitors of headphones, good luck finding them though, got mine years ago.
My good headphones died on me. I am now left with a set of XA3021 gaming speakers for audio.
I am sick of having to do business with dishonest people.
Until I get rid of them, at least I know I can trust DADDY COOL.
Google's logo is pretty VIP today
As for me, it's a pair of KRK Rokit RP-5s! They are great monitors for a reasonable price.
Why do people think me listening to music is an invitation for them to browse through my MP3 player? Without fail, you pull that shit out and some asswipe hits you with this, "HEY LET ME SEE THAT" kind of shit.
Let me VIP.
I shower every second day and I don't smell bad, though I feel kinda bad. Is there any reason why I should not do that?
>>140
I always ask just because I make a big deal out of what kind of music people listen to. It is pretty shallow but I don't think I could hang out with anyone that listens to Nickelback.
But I'd keep that to myself in most cases. Plus, what if we have music we both like in common? I can remember doing this to a couple people and hoping to find DQN ELECTRONICS on their iPod
>>142
Of course not, this VIPPER envies you! Though in my own experience, I am not really the best judge of my own scent
I feel inexplicably alone.
>>144
I actually do have the Homegrown VIPtronic album on my IPod and listened to it on the bus today. I keep hoping a pretty young thing will ask me to see my MP3 player and when she sees it she will want to B~UN with me for the rest of our lives.
Barry Chuckle on Twitter is surely among the top 10 greatest events of the internet.
I got back home just in time to behold the first thunderstorm of this year.
The sun is covered by clouds. More rain is coming.
They're interested in your taste in music. There's nothing wrong with that.
>I feel kinda bad
You may not smell, but that "bad feeling" might be some grease action you have going on. I'm the same way; I don't smell very much when I forget to shower, but my body still feels gross. In order to combat this "gross" feeling, I shower once before I go out, and once before bed - that way, I'm clean for the world, and I'm clean for my bed. You should try it some time; it's just a few extra minutes out of your day, and it makes me feel much better.
>>149 I've had people in general ask me what I'm listening to while listening to the Homegrown VIPtronic Album, and it always seems to be Jazzroom Conniption. It makes for great conversation.
I've never had anyone ask what I've listened to when I listen to Viptronic or DQN Electronics. I don't know how I would respond.
Good night.
>>157
It depends on the person. If the person is of VIP Quality, it feels great. Otherwise, do not let them find out of the mutual visiting you share.
it went from mid 40s to upper 70s in like two weeks! what is the deal prairie weather!
A new guy moved in next door. Now I won't have the whole floor to myself. Awkward.
Today is a great day, there's not a cloud in the sky!
I may go swimming.
I'm afraid to go down to the kitchen to get milk. Help me. Make the new guy go away.
boobies! boobies!
私は天井に付いている扇風機である!
I just died in your arms tonight.
I want to go to the UK this summer.
>>163
Ask the new guy to bring you some milk
you have to assert yourself as a NEET from the beginning
only then will he wait on you hand and foot out of compassion
Today I'm gonna re-learn calculus! Because it's fun!
Roll out!
>>173
I'll let you stay in my empty Central London flat if you'll perform sexual favours while dressed as Hatsune Miku.
You should come to Scotland.
If you leave now you might catch the remainder of our 10 days of sun a year!
>>176
Actually I've been thinking about Scotland or Ireland lately. Oh man, I want to go right now. I so want to discover foreign cultures and alcohol.
And I'm not interested in sun.
You were weak when I found you. Now your QUALITY has become your strength.
There are four hours standing between me and the extended weekend.
ghost pounding
http://links.secretareaofvipquality.net/
COOL FREE CIALIS!
I rearranged the furniture in my room! Helllooooo, new lease on life! (˚Ɐ˚)
It's time to send more invites to old classmates. Feels awkward.
bumping from next to my father's sickbed
HOLY CRAP MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!
You and your online pharmacy medrol provider will batrachotoxinin to conceive if truvada is griseofulvinsee for you. However, installed Permethrin time and scrounging have attached reported in uncles on serval tolmetin part and onlyh therapy. Plasma medrol 4mg allografts are dose-proportional jinxing transluminal foodstuffs of 100 to 250
>>188
Basically, is your truvada feeling griseofulvinsee?
Because, if so, your online pharmacy can prepare and send you some batrachotoxinin.
However, if someone in your family ever needed Permethrin after using tolmetin, then in this case, you should seek an alternative medication.
For this alternative to work, we need to know how much you eat: your blood craves transluminal medrol allografts, but too much of it would do no good.
I slept 14 hours tonight. It was something I hope never happens again.
I had a 17 hours night after a 56 hours day, once. But I felt pretty good after waking up.
I stayed up until 5:30AM and slept until noon. I felt pretty good, considering.
>>187
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It's the middle of the afternoon and I just got woken up by a census worker because I've been too lazy to send in the form. Oh well, at least that's done now.
Poor Gary. The doctors say that what led to the fall was a stroke that affected his right leg, followed by a second one that caused his left leg to give way. As it turns out, he was done in by different strokes.
Posting from the beach.
Not posting from the beach.
Posting from an alternate dimension.
Getting 200 with a hangover and a stiff face
Posting after work
I'm losing my life playing Elona.
I'm happy.
I'm so nervous.
im very sick, but its so nice out
adsgfdhwdjnbvn
_ ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Instant Food! Instant Food!
⊂彡
Posting from an alternate computer.
o/
o/
\o
I am fairly confident that my headphones are now in the hands of a gang member.
my headphones just broke today
>>214-215
I see a pattern there.
Is there a shadowy enemy of the VIPPERs conspiring so that nobody can listen to the album?
I'm feeling extra corporeal today!
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Whiskey in the Jar!
Just let me enjoy the music of VIPPERs worldwide!
I'll be on a plane for the first time in my life. I'm so scared.
>>223
It's not so bad, VIPPER! It's statistically safer than driving or even taking the train!
>>225
If you miss it, the airport staff take it for themselves! Stay alert!
wwwwwwww
Going through life alone was pretty nice in the last years, until I had to book a hostel room and pay for two people, since there apparently are no single rooms.
>>231
Stuff some pillows under the covers and pretend there's another person
I want Lyor Cohen's Jewish head to explode.
There is a man in a black suit walking past the window and OH GOD HE SAW MY DICK-
I am impressed
Steam browser is sloooooooooooooooow...
I have made fire!
boom goes the dynamite
there's metal in my food
I have made methane!
Call me. Go ahead. Dial your number.
How does the Secret Area feel about goats?
I've heard some are even able to climb ladders (who knows, could be useful in home repair or roofing)
I had a dream in which my room was covered in little spiders. I feel that there was more to it, but I can't remember.
I have an exam tomorrow and for the first time I am totally clueless.
I haven't posted in this thread for a while now. ;_;
RETURN OF THE TAX RETURNS
This is the fifth time this month!
A minute ago I thought it would be a neat idea to post kita with the word kita replaced by Arabic "kitab" (book) and then I realized that makes no sense. (´・ω・`)
I have a sneaking suspicion!
I feel terrible.
The reply box disappeared!
http://i49.tinypic.com/11b16bq.png
>>259
Talk to Daddycool about it. Perhaps you've forgotten to payhim enough?
trying to dry a cat's wet paws
I need to stop drinking so much.
Vipperus Qualitus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Paternus Coolus, screwer of women
I'm going to cover my bedroom in glow in the dark stars and things, to keep myself entertained while I'm asleep. I may even put a shooting star on the ceiling fan! (´・ω・`)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10237314.stm
Coreans developed their own apolojuice.
Hello I am VIPPER.
Well, here I am.
I was worried about the project being beyond my abilities, but now that I finally tried doing it, it's not that bad.
>Paternus Coolus
Decorating my assignment with AA in lieu of doing actual work.
This is sure to get me a good grade.
>>265
I'm glad I placed a bet on them winning the world cup now, there's no way they can lose!
Using office politics and succeeding = VIP
Using office politics and failing = shitdick
(´・_ゝ・)
This piece is quite angular if i do say so myself
>>272
Not using or getting involved in office politics = VIP
Anything else involving office politics = not VIP
I just beat nethack!
kekeke ^__^
Vuvuzela: BZZZZZZT
LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
WHY TELL ME WHY LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE
OHHHHH
EVERYWHERE I GO
ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE
A war harbl
I finally got Ubuntu Netbook Remix (9.10, because GMA500) to work on my laptop. I really like the full-screen approach it takes, everything maximized without a standard titlebar wasting space. Makes me wish running linux will stop requiring hours of dicking around with binary drivers someday.
I just got the worst haircut ever, it's almost a mullet.
>>284
Actually, scratch that, it's a mullet with a bowl cut on top.
No happiness for me tonight.
A SAoVQ is fine too!
Is it just me or does the spam on SAoVL not make much logical sense?
> Free cialis increase your penis length by up to seven wow gold lost 10 pounds of fat in to weeks after wow gold infusion.
No happiness tonight either.
I haven't been on SAoVQ since 2008, back when there was only one part to this thread, and the imageboard had maybe three threads at most. Have I missed anything? How's the wiki doing?
Goddammit now I want a wow gold infusion
> Have I missed anything
Yes
> How's the wiki doing
0.6 edits/day
I think an older woman wants me
Drinkin' tea. Vipping...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_C7LXV-50
What does VIPPER make of this?
Everything is turning 3D. Nintendo's 3DS, Sony's 3D TV's, those other people's 3D TV's. How does VIPPER feel about these changes?
>>301
I've never watched or "experienced" anything 3D before, be it a movie or a TV or a game, but the 3DS has me excited because I don't need to wear those fruity glasses.
>>301
It's a great taste of what the year 2000 will be like. We'll ride hoverboards while we log in into the Wired.
I'm opening bananas with a Bowie knife. I feel like a drug lord, except I consume bananas instead of cocaine.
I wonder how does the 3DS works. IT HAS NO GLASSES OH GOD
Hello VIPlandia.
Hello I'd like to do some 3D banking, if you know what I mean.
I haven't been VIPPING as much as I'd like to.
In a post-VIPPER world there is no VIP
VIP it easy
I have neglected my responibilities for many months now...
Posting to rectify the situation.
The quality is like cheese: if you heat it up, it becomes droopy and finally melts
Feeling and not thinking.
I want to learn the way of Tanasinn.
A friend of mine had some VIP quality pancakes recently. His face was burning afterwards.
I wasn't sure if it was VIP or not
I don't like ascoobus !!!
私のちいんぽが固いだな!
The LEAST SERIOUS KIND OF RAPE is when the man and woman agree beforehand to only do it in her number two, but instead the man also puts it in her number one afterward.
i am home
Every part of me hurts.
Death to infideals.
Because of those earthquakes we're having in Canada, my DSL line isn't working and I must VIP through my phone ('A`)
I took a break from visiting saovq and I have no idea why I ever left.
Moldy beans, in the back of my fridge, MOLDY BEANS OH HOW THEY STINK!
I've been trying to break myself of the imageboard I've been frequenting for the past year because the staff have become very, very un-VIP. Nay, un-QUALITY.
VIPPERS of SAoVQ, you have been good to me, and I promise I will post more from now on.
Please try to contain the VIP in the designated Area and not flaunt it outside, lest you attract some unpleasant individuals. Thank you!
http://changi.2ch.net/anime4vip/
Anime, for VIPPERs?
http://yutori.2ch.net/heaven4vip/
How do I get into VIP heaven?
My playasia coupon expires in a week and that would be a waste. I hope a VIPPER makes use of this.
>>347
Very kind of VIPPER. I won't be using it, but you've touched me, VIPPER.
Oh the mysterious prettiest girl whom I saw on the bus for the third time today, who are you?
you got your hole-dick in my dick-hole!
I'm tired.
Anybody dabble in the VOCALOID feature of Peace Walker?
>>353
I have. First time ever playing with anything Vocaloid. It fun to mess around with, but it sort of sucks that other players in CO-OPS can't hear your Vocaloid over Adhoc-Party.
Once again I have to leave my room for the summer. My parents just left with most of my packed stuff and I'm left here for one more night, in the desolate room with just a computer and a bed. It's so gloomy.
Would VIPPER recommend me good in-ear earphones? Ones that won't make whatever I'm listening to audible to everyone.
I am a fan of my Shure SE530s in-ear monitor earphones as they are quite comfortable, have thicker than typical insulation on the wire, and with two woofers and a tweeter in each earpiece make my oontz oontz oontzing sound pretty nice too. Though if you are into music that involves more treble than bass you might not care for these and also they're really expensive.
>>357
I wanted to say that the price isn't a problem but then I saw the price. Oh my. How about something under $100?
I need more vitamins! My lips are dry and I have headache.
>>358
Etymotic is pretty good, I've had the ER4 for about 5 years now, though that model is over a hundred.
blimp
Let me VIP here.
>>358
Screw in-ear. Get Sony XB700s. It's like having two leather sofas around your ears. So comfortable, and less than $100 <3
Do you ever have one of those days when you just can't get inspired by anything?
>>365
I bet you don't bu-n either, because it would make you look silly. For shame.
>>366
I bu-n every evening, thank you very much. It fulfils me as a VIPPER.
I have conjunctivitis! Time to miss work for two weeks.
Good day to you all.
VIPPING after midnight.
I'm having trouble getting motivated to write an essay on the evolution of animation, myself. The deadline just kept getting furhter away for a bit, but I think its' stopped now. Thanks for cheering me up, VIPPERS!
I'm starting my internship tomorrow. I'm scared, like always when I'm about to do something new and serious.
I VIP ALL NIGHT
AND I SLEEP ALL DAY
I VIP ALL NIGHT
AND I SLEEP ALL DAY
TANASINN CHASING ME THROUGH THE DARK
AND I CAN'T GET OUT
TANASINN CHASING ME THROUGH THE DARK
AND I CAN'T GET OUT
I CAN'T GET OOOOUUUUUUUT!
VIP ALL DAY, SLEEP ALL NIGHT
>>374
Thank you, VIPPER; your words of encouragement helped me with the negative attitude.
The company itself is very VIP and I'm looking forward to spending whole July there.
Any VIPPERs visiting Japan this month? If so, lets boon.
Vipping from the beach.
>>377
VIP ALL DAY, VIP ALL NIGHT
VIP WHILE I WORK, VIP WHILE I SLEEP
I'm so sleepy. Good night.
I woke up. Good morning.
To VIP or not to VIP? That is not the question. Of course we VIP!
I had a dream in which I got an advice about my hair. I'm going to take the dream advice and see how that turns out.
>>386
To comb all the hair to one side, then put your hand on top of your head and move it forward, creating a "platform" of hair over your forehead.
Please excuse my lack of professional terms.
Another all-nighter drawing. I should probably just take my meds and go to sleep, but I really don't want to sleep all day again. It's such a vicious cycle ('A`)
I saw an Oklahoma license plate that was 555DQN.
Vipping and sleepy.
If I continue at this pace it will take me roughly another 99 hours to finish reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. (゜д゜)
farting out of my ass
>>393
I am also concerned at the small spam ecosystem developing on SAoVL. If I understand correctly, SAoVL is run from a Drupal module. I bet there is more than one VIPPER willing to brave PHP and help hack up a better filtering system in the name of SAoVQ!
OUT 2 LUNCH
Vipping like a motherfucker.
LA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Bedbound and alone on the Saturday.
It's a good thing these spiders don't know kung-fu!
Bumping? For me? Oh you shouldn't have〜
I'm pretty sure this place is the end of the internet, not that silly LueLinks place.
I'm lost.. SAoVQ shall guide
>>408
Speaking of which, have I already mentioned my strong hate towards cryptic, black-background elite link-sharing societies?
Why does nobody care about the terrible state of SAoVL? Has (・з・)-chan abandoned us? Are we a drowning ship, propelled only by our obliviousness to the fact that the captain is long gone?
('A` ;)
Fucking fruit flies! Every time I go to take a sip of my drink there's at least 2 of these fuckers floating in there. I've got a napkin that I use to dispose of their bodies now, 57 and counting...
I haven't been here for about a month, what have I missed, fellow VIPPERs?!
I just had a Japanese bug fight in my hotel room. It was incredibly vicious. In the end the smallish stag beetle decimated the medium sized rhinoceros beetle. The rhino left the fight with only two legs.
Out of sheer curiosity I made a listing of all words VIPPERs have spoken, along with number of their occurrences. The listing is not perfect since I quickly pieced in together in fifteen minutes, but it does give some idea about what VIPPERs talk about.
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It carried out and failed to be w.
>>417
Thank you for this lovely VIP corpus. There seem to be some problems with whatever you used to parse it though, for example "quot" is very common probably because it interpreted the symbol " as """, and "don" is very common probably because it parsed "don't" as "don" and "t".
>>420
That's exactly what I mean by not perfect. There are also a lot of stray single characters from the AA. I'll do it the right way when I'll have some time.
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http://tanasinn.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/tanasinn.cgi
I can't believe I didn't know about this site until now
>>421
As a VIPPER of linguistics I will find this info-rmation to be QUALITY
oh who am I kidding
Sometimes I go out, and get high. To be honest, as of late it would be more accurate to say, "Often I go out" instead. And sometimes, it's very late at night. Or you could say it's very early in the morning. They both can be used correctly, so it's up to your preference. When I am driving myself home, I often feel like I'm lost. But I am listening to music; fantastic music. Loud dance music. I dance in the car, wondering if I have taken the correct way back to my home. At the moment, however, that's only a lesser worry. At the moment, I am dancing. Rarely do I see another driver... it's only me, the music, the lights, and a hope that I am not driving in the complete opposite direction I should be. Then, when I am feeling a little worried about becoming lost on this curiously unfamiliar road, I see a landmark of some sort; something that I recognize, and welcomes me. It means I am going home. That makes me want to dance even more, until I turn it down so as to not wake anyone when I pull into my quiet little neighborhood. I finally reach my driveway, which takes me to the door. I go inside, retire to my room, and listen to more music. I drink a soda, and I sit before my screen.
I feel great, VIPPER.
Today isn't my birthday.
How many VIPPERs does it take to change a lightbulb?
>>430
At least a dozen. One to change it, and as many others as possible to congratulate the first VIPPER on his outstanding work.
Look, I found a Chinese AA board
http://cers2.dyndns.org/personal/aa/pbbs.html
Via what appears to be the Chinese 2chan
Going to make one final post in case some VIPPER is visiting Japan this month and wants to hang out with two other VIPPERs.
>>434
You should take a webcam to places with wifi and broadcast on Niconico for us. VIPcasting
>>435
ww I will share some pictures at some point. Particularly of two beetles we won at a claw machine and had fight in a vicious battle. The big beetle lost four of his limbs.
Reading Yotsuba&! tonight.
I'm VIP. It can't be helped.
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I spy some tanasinn in there
I wore a tanasinn shirt to a Nintendo tournament, the power of tanasinn somehow earned me 3rd place in the competition!
But all I won was a carrier bag ;__;
>>442
Cheer up, VIPPER! Knowing that you made third place should be prize enough!
>>442
I thought of doing that, but with the /prog/snake. By the way, would the /prog/snake be considered VIP QUALITY?
>>444
She's marginal at best. /prague/ is too abstract, or possibly manic, for general consumption.
>>443 my mother started crying for some odd reason, I told her that I won 3rd place in a Mario coin collecting contest and she started crying and hugging me. I think she's not used to me doing very well at competitions!
In any case, I am glad that I went there and met friends!
I DO NOT LIKE WORKING 9 - 5 ON A SATURDAY
Thank god can VIP the rest of the day
私は、サギです。私は長い首があり、嘴で水にいる魚を摘みます。
10他のスレにこのコメントを再投稿しないと、私はあなたのキッチンへ今夜に飛行し、鍋やフライパンを台無しにする。
Have you experienced weird spam blocks lately? Just found out that the word socialist is blocked.
>>449
I did this also. But I also have Monday off, so it's not so bad.
Oh god there I go being individualist again please forgive me Daddy
I'm inviting all VIPPERs to my VIP QUALITY birthday party that started six minutes ago.
Sometimes I worry that I may be the eldest of vippers.
My tongue fucking hurts and I don't know why. It's been like this for a couple of days.
I am cohosting a radio show tonight. I plan to play a wide variety of music, from Jaga Jazzist to Does It Offend You, Yeah? to Aphex Twin. I've cohosted a few times before but I'm still nervous.
I'm currently feeling something with which I have no word to associate. Is it normal to have feelings for which no words exist? Or maybe there is a word for it, but I just don't know it? I am rather confused ('A`)
Should I feel bad for not bumping this thread everyday?
жуй хуй
It looks like SAOVL has finally been cleaned of SPAM!
I thought the spam was the point.
The two VIPPERs reporting from Japan: At the hotel we are staying at is this one worker who is really nice and always smiling. One of us was wearing a boon shirt and he commented on it. We confronted him today and he's actually a VIPPER. When we asked him if he was he said "Of course haha!" and when we said we are VIPPERs from America he said "Ohhh yesss VIPPER from all cities!!" We thought it was funny.
Not trying to advertise or anything, but I since I know that SAoVQ is in to Saturn games and all that jazz, I thought some VIPPERs might be interested in the (currently) open registration for Underground Gamer, which is just about the best place to get old games on the internet. Plus, there's a site-wide freeleech going on for the next 7 days, so this is a good time to join.
http://www.underground-gamer.com/
When I'm done with my shift, I'll tell VIPPER about the friendliest crackhead in the world.
>>475
P2P?
I do not approve.
Apparently people still believe that SAoVL is full of spam, we must rectify this immediately.
It's not spam, is it? There's no advertising or whatever. Business as usual.
VIRUS TERMINATEEDDD
Hello I am VIPPER and I like VIP. Can I have some VIP?
Tuesday morning bump. I'm having some toasts with strawberry jam.
I am having my aunt's special Potatoes O'Brien ala Mexicana VIPPER. Fried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Garlic, and Chorizo. Served with Hair of the dog, and plenty of pickled jalapeño.
Vacations are very VIP
There are a lot of dumpers (especially for disc-based systems) active on Underground Gamer, so that's the place where the games pop up first. You can use other sites, but since you'll have to wait for the files to be uploaded by someone else, you'll either get the dumps later than everyone else or never even see them.
Then again, most people don't care about things like the redump project, they just want to play the games. Even in that case:
The torrents are well organized
Full romsets are common
The torrents are always well seeded
Lots of obscure PC games are available
I'm pretty sure I sound like a salesman now, so I'll stop - I just felt like giving people a heads-up, that's all.
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The other day, I was at a thrift store, looking through their books. Their fiction section was lackluster, filled with "Oprah bookclub winners" or whatever you'd call that kind of book. In the non-fiction section, however, they have some interesting stuff. Lots of old computer science and engineering textbooks, manuals, etc. Someone in a related industry must have donated a bunch of stuff. This time, I picked out 3 books: "Japanese Manufacturing Techniques," an interesting management proposal from the days of Japan's bubble economy, "The Soul of a New Machine," a novel about the true story of a team of engineers who were tasked with creating a mainframe computer to rival IBM's offerings for DEC, and "peripherals handbook," a catalog and design reference for a variety of early DEC peripherals (I guess the donator worked on a VAX or something back in the day). Altogether, they came to maybe $2.
After I looking through the books, I begin to return to my buddy, who is combing the fiction section. "Hey h-hey man what books are you looking at? You looking at some computer books? I like the computer books, I've looked at some of the ones you've got there. You stole my books! Haha just kidding." That kind of stuff. I didn't want to be rude, and he seemed pretty nice, so I talked with him a little bit. He asks to take a look at the books I had picked out, and as he gets closer, I noticed that this dude smelled like he'd been smoking either meth or crack.
So he goes off somewhere, and since I've got what I want, I head over to the checkout line. I wait a little bit, and overhear this middle-aged black gentleman asking a female cashier out for a Subway sandwich. "Any time, baby, we can make this happen. Turkey sub, hot peppers, meatball..." Even I was swept away by his chivalry.
I'm about to purchase my books when my tweaking friend approaches. "Look at the book I picked out! I got this one. Do you think this would teach me, you know, about computers?" It was a book about the RPG II programming language, which is about a decade older than COBOL and significantly less useful. I'm pretty interested in the book (I didn't notice it when I was searching), which, unfortunately, doesn't help my case when I try to explain to the guy that the information in the book isn't going to help him. "Hey, do you know about computers? Do you think, maybe, you could, tutor me?" As nice as this guy is, I don't feel like taking a chance at getting stabbed, so I attempt to decline, saying that I don't tutor. My companion, however, is quicker on her feet than I am. She hands the man a piece of paper and tells him to write his contact information down. He does so, and we walk out the door as he pays. I feel kind of bad for lying to such a pleasant guy, but I still don't plan on calling him.
Outside, there's an emaciated woman sitting in the bushes lighting something. I comment to my friend, "I bet that's his girlfriend." Sure enough, as we're walking off, I hear a shout of "Hey baby! These guys are gonna tutor me!"
You never know who you're going to meet at a thrift store.
EXTREME BUMPING!
EXTREME NON-BUMPING
Hang in there, champ!
three kotoba, damn you
500 is not within my reach ('A`)
Bamping
Well.
(〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜 21 days of bumping to come
Today, I slept on the floor again, with a towel for a pillow.
Whenever I sleep on the floor, I dream much more than I do in a bed. Although, they're almost always bad dreams, so I can't say for sure whether it's a bad thing or a good thing.
Could I kindly request another VIPPER to try sleeping on the floor for me? I want to know if the "extra dreams" business is something everyone gets when being lazy enough to fall asleep a foot away from their bed. Don't worry about comfort; as long as you have enough leg room, it's actually a fairly comfortable way to sleep. You don't even need a pillow - I just used one because I didn't want to hear people talking downstairs.
>>502
Not fully related, but I feel like sharing TMI regardless.
I've slept on the floor for years as a kid (true complicated cool story). I noticed no difference in the nature of my dreams during those years.
As a side effect of sleeping like that, I can now easily sleep in any place, but I am never fully comfortable sleeping anywhere (often experiencing periodic limb movement, morning cramps from involuntary stretching, and the occasional episode of sleep paralysis)
Every so often I fall sleep at my desk on a reclining chair.
I definitely have a lighter sleep when that happens, and more than the dreams, I remember strongly the half-asleep phases, and what I hear during them.
If music is still playing when I fall asleep in this way, its sound will take a very distant, comfortable, inviting, and eerie timbre. I really can't describe it correctly, but I know that if someone could accurately bottle that illusion into a VST plug-in, he'd be a very rich man.
And when I fall asleep like that in silence, auditory hypnagogic hallucinations take over. They seem to last for minutes, and are much more vivid than those I'd hear in my bed. Sometimes I've heard amazingly detailed music during these hallucinations, but attempting to transcribe it later is useless.
A few hours after falling asleep in this fashion, I tend to wake up very progressively to illogical "zombie brain" thoughts, eyes open. That phase can last for very long but any distraction will jerk me out of it immediately.
Of course, these effects might be more due to the fact I only sleep at my desk when the right mix of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and free schedule makes me too lazy to even want to take the stairs to my room, than to the sleeping environment itself.
I hear beautiful music when I fall half-asleep sitting in a chair (or on a toilet) as well. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it either.
> Could I kindly request another VIPPER to try sleeping on the floor for me?
VIP request. If nobody else does it I'll do it when I'm home which is next Thursday.
>>505
There is no floor outside of your home? Truly, VIPPERS live a life of adventure.
I always sleep on the floor at home, I don't even have a bed. If I do sleep in a bed though, I often dream more than when I sleep on the floor, So maybe it's just sleeping somewhere you're not so used to?
That music thing happened to me the other day as well, I was actually going to post about it. It lasted for a couple of minutes after I'd realised I was imagining it, and only ended when that started to make me think I wasn't imagining it and I put my ear to a speaker to find out.
I almost never remember dreaming and I think this is why I'm so tired all the time.
>>503
I know what you mean. I had a similar experience while experimenting with sleeping with headphones on while TAMUSIC's Kanon violin arrangement album played on repeat.
I've been trying to find that sort of complex but soothing music...I have a feeling it'll turn out kind of like The Flashbulb...
I'm seriously considering wearing a suit for my father's funeral
goddammit
Free Range VIPPING
Imagine if that arcade game costed 100 VIP coins.
And you only had 99.
It is absolutely vital that I bump this thread right now.
It does not matter at all if I bump this thread right now.
What happens if it isn't my first visit today?
Does "today" start at 12:00 AM local time, 12:00 AM SAoVQ time, at local sunrise, or at whatever hour it is when DADDY COOL wakes up?
Just post here before you post anywhere else, and you'll be okay.
Some actually post after.
Bumping from my abandoned house.
ritual bump
dark ritual bump
deep dark ritual bump
secret deep dark ritual bump
I just got such a sweet deal at a garage sale. Pocket PC from 2001 running outdated Microsoft Mobile with peripherals, a copy of Cakewalk Home Studio 9 (at least one VIPPER knows what that is), three Dreamcast controllers (although I don't own a Dreamcast, hehe) and a working SNES with cables and one controller.
Seven dollars.
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃
B~ump like a VIPPER
bump because nobody likes me
magic missle bump
I am bumping with my mind.
I am bumping with my hind.
>>530
Speaking of good deals, re: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1275861156/34
I won a "mint" (in the Chinese sense of the word) 15" Wacom Cintiq for $350, shipping included. Wish me luck bypassing the customs.
Maybe I should learn to draw in the meantime.
NINTENDO WORLD CUP
YES
I ACCOMPLISHED less than half OF what I PLANNED FOR TODAY!
I always try to VIP at least once a night. Tonight, I also ran more than my previous record!
Jailbroke my shit today
jail will break it, yes
I wanted to post something important but I forgot what it was.
I'm in a mood for some Post deleted by user.
Tomorrow is the first day in a while that I'll have to myself. I'll let my rabbits out, pick some vegetables from my garden, record some music, and generally be VIP all day.
Switched from Rei to Tanasinn and I like it.
I'm kind of late to the party on that whole "sleeping on the floor" topic, but every now and then I would choose to sleep on the floor. I've suffered from insomnia for as long as I could remember, and for whatever reason there always seemed to be something soothing about sleeping on the floor. It's not just sleeping on the floor either, but lying down on the floor, or lying in a field of grass. There's just something nice about getting closer to the ground and looking up.
didn't bump yesterday, so saad
I have made some unVIP posts in the past and I would like to voluntarily enter the Tanasinn chamber.
bumping with PROFOUND SADNESS.
I sleep on the floor because it reminds me of when I lost my virginity; here's the story: I was on the floor licking my girlfriends' pussy(vagina), and she grabbed me by the collar, pulled me up to her face and said "fuck me". I replied with, "But we don't have a condom, she said, "Fuck it.". I replied with, "We should wait; will you promise to fuck me two days from now, after I get condoms from the health department across from our highschool? She said yes and I lost my virginity a few days later.
I forgot the last digit of my tripcode sorry everyone.
Why were you licking pussy on the floor?
Because if we fucked on the couch I was supposed to be sleeping on we would have made too much noise.
My dog's name is Akira.
My dog knows lambda calculus
packin a sad
unpackin a drunk
I never bump this thread,
I have had reservations about posting for ages. I barely bump these threads at all and I only post when I am positive I can produce a quality post.
( ゚∀゚) I am bumping this from a mac store using the new 27" VIP MAC
>>568
You need to buy the proper software from DADDYCOOL to make them quality. This software is said to be very expensive.
i"m DaDDy_CoOl hte BUmPEr
I got a new PS3 today!
I think I met another VIPPER last night.
I can't be sure but I just have this feeling. Obviously I did not ask, though.
bump
Finally got Mona installed on my laptop. ASCII Art is now viewable.
What does it mean that "she gave me her number"? Did she have to give it unprompted? If I asked her for a number does it still count? I'm not good with these social things.
>>583
My cellphone, for one, doesn't support Shift-JIS characters. (´Д`)
>>580
If it's her social security number, she's asking you to steal her identity... if you know what I mean
Free wheel VIPPING
I left work due to VIRAL INFECTION
....
I still feel bad though.
DJ'ING IN 20 MINUTES I hope I don't fuck up (´Д`)
>>589,590
Okay let me see if I have thaNO I WILL NOT PLAY FUCKING SANDSTORM YOU FUCKING CUNTS. (Actually, the radio station really doesn't have any Darude, unless he's on some compilation I didn't find.)
Somebody did call in and request "Electric Feel" by MGMT, a much more reasonable request. However, it did not fit at all with what I was playing, so I made my cohost play it in the next set.
The DJing was splendid. Our radio station has some pretty VIP quality records, including "Bombay 2: Electric Vindaloo."
>>594
Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGswl9psCWI
>>582
As a matter of fact, I have gone to great lengths to get her e-mail address so I can (´・ω・`) her.
(  ̄ノ∇ ̄) ̄ー ̄) < I bet >>596 meant something dirty when he said, "(´・ω・`) her."
Huh, what just happened to SAoVQ?
a glitch in the boontrix
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>>602
Clicking on a thread in SAoVP resulted in 404 and trying to click post button anywhere didn't work and instead gave you a download of kareha.pl/wakaba.pl
I think it lasted a few hours.
WHY GOD WHY
Secret vippings going on.
I always get stressed whenever I have to plan something big.
I wish VIPPER would stop posting as VIPPER in places other than SAoVQ.
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Sitting on my big balcony in the evening, drinking wine, and lazily composing messages about love disguised behind military metaphors. I feel extremely VIP.
A thunderstorm at 3 a.m. It's beautiful.
>>610
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( ・∀・ ) Trolling is not VIP Quality.
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With my new wireless, I am exploring the VIP world like never before.
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Today my cool internet radio got 5 listeners! This is a record!
'sup, VIPPERs.
I saw a VIPPER on a horrible imageboard, said VIPPER was a furry.
I was disgusted.
Daddycool = Selassie I
man oh man why am I here this is not where I am supposed to be
Hello >>619 I would maybe listen to your Internet radio if you were to provide a link.
I saw a VIPPER mentioning calling another VIPPER furry, wondered what are the odds of me being the aforementioned VIPPER.
I was mildly disgusted by myself.
So uh... bunny rabbits.
J-Jews?
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>>631
I am planning on going to Spain in September to see all of the Black Paintings.
I am being VIP and posting from Geography class! Today has been super rad!!
I turned 29 today.
what have i done with my life
What?
These threads are a glorious and integral part of the history and culture of SAoVQ, it just wouldn't be the same without them.
This thread has been bumped herewith.
>>639, here. I just realized that saging a bump thread is about half-way stupid, so I came here to provide a bump to make up for my previous sage!
Don't confuse me.
DQN is NOT VIPQuality
What would YOU do for a VIP-Quality Bar?
>>644
The bar is the alcohol in my fridge behind me. The VIP Quality is in front of me on my computer
I don't have anything to say, I'm just making sure that the quota is met.
Technically, my the last time I was here was last night after 12am, but I still consider that yesterday, so I am bumping this now as my first time today.
I got so committed to arranging a date with a girl that I forgot to (´・ω・`) her. ( つ Д `);;
About to watch the last episode of Kamen Rider W!
(´・ω・`)
I got so committed to committing onanism, I forgot to bump
Vipping and eating cereal.
On an African Funk kick.
オナニーなう
It is now time to touch.
I'm going to add a financial accounting class today
For the first time in a while, I'm going to buy a game. Trading in a handful I don't ever touch anymore.
I was doing something important and exciting. I forgot what it was.
This truly is the proper use of leisure time.
bump!!
In Vietnam he was 19
bump!
shameless second bump.
JACKSON 666 GET
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Response on a dating site: written. Up next: a rousing bout of self-pollution.
We were in the graveyard, shovel in hand and digging!ゝ(^。^)
bump
Listening through a load of different recordings of Bruckner's 9th while writing The Fast and the Furious / Power Rangers crossover fanfiction
I'm trying to decide whether or not to make DnB music, with my violin serving as the melody. If I do, I need to install a couple different programs, as I recently reinstalled my OS.
>>675 reminded me that I also just reinstalled my OS and need to install Ableton Live again.
Everyday I VIP
First time here.
Being VIP on the loo
If you don't believe me bring your posse, bring your crew
Don't think but feel free to hate because I'm not trying to be your mate
I doubt you'd even last an hour with my booze
Porky the pig arrested for rape
Read all about it
bampu!
New Dissent in Japan Is Loudly Anti-Foreign
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/29/world/asia/29japan.html
Check out the second picture
>>683
This story is actually sort of disturbing. To do that to children is way beyond reasonable.
>>685
I agree. Regardless of how they feel about Coreans, Elementary School children shouldn't be involved.
Bumping from WKU's Helm Library. VIPPING to kill some time.
Lazy VIPPING.
Postan from a VIP quality resteraunt with Wifi
VIPPING like you wouldn't believe.
My neighbor from whom I stole WiFi moved out a couple days ago. Now I am using the unreliable and unsecured network of a more distant neighbor. And yet still way too cheap to get my own internet connection.
I just realized this board had 137,000 hits.
>>697
I think I'm going to reminisce once again about the time when we celebrated 3000 hits.
Hits are not same thing as posts.
HIT ME
(-_-)y--~~~ I could use a hit, if you know what I mean.
POSTING FROM MY BRAND NEW FLAT HELLS YEAAAAAAAH
I feel miserable.
My dog is sleeping on my laptop transformer.
I just remembered I don't understand Italian. That was weird. I guess I'd just kinda assumed I did.
Now I'll have to read a synopsis of this opera or follow along with a translation or something.
when you gonna let me tap that
Today I am going to Germany.
ALL MY LIIIIFE
I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU
YES I PRAY THAT YOU DO LOVE ME TOOOOOOO
How come a noise musician's track called "Error" is always really good
Mobile Device VIPPER: Mobile Bump!
What is the most VIP phone to bump this thread with?
The iphone 9, of course.
The iphone 9, of course.
Such futuristic technology, it posts twice at a time.
I think it's time for some Post deleted by moderator. action, please.
Hello, I am the author of the offending "chain post" originally posted in the "scary story thread." It was not my intent for anybody to actually follow its directions, and I regret that somebody actually reposted it in ten threads. Such spamming is truly too DQN for this board, even when done ironically. I must apologize for the monster I unwittingly unleashed.
On the other hand, I dislike over-moderation. The amount of spam was relatively harmless, and would have been quickly forgotten about. As much as I dislike low quality posts myself, I believe we should be careful of trigger-happy moderation.
Only the reposters have something to apologize for! Deleting the original was maybe too much, but as (・з・) mentioned once, moderators (not one myself, just remembering what was said) are instructed to avoid looking at poster's IPs whenever possible.
fuck I love mittens
>>723
It was pretty cold last night.
Almost cold enough for mittens.
This thread is at the top. Fuck it, it will be bumped regardless.
Bumpin' while I do my surfin'
oh boy, my touhou is growing erect
I wanted to go to sleep. I need to be up at 8:30am.
But no, the loud drunk assholes stumbling and shouting and yelling and screaming past my window won't allow it. It's fucking 4:12am. I hope the fuckers all get crushed under the wheels of a fucking lorry.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I am helping to keep this thread at top-Quality!
Today I will go and buy some pancakes.
I am a loud drunk asshole and instead of being loud and drunk im posting on saovq.
and because of that your credentials as an asshole are in doubt
hand them over.
right now.
Going to bed any minute now, checking SAoVQ anyway.
( ゜∀゜) But you're supposed to bump it every time you visit for the first time every day, VIPPER, regardless of where the thread is!
Been about 3 months without bumping this thread. Time to start bumping it again.
What if I have nothing interesting to say?
starting final fantasy 12 today methinks
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I hope my body can take it.
I love Hatsune Miku...
Today I finally started working out! I just wonder if I can keep it up.
>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!
>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.
Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.
>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.
Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?
Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper
What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time
Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Hello, hello.
I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.
God, what a VIP
I received the following missive today:
"Dear Customer,
HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"
× 10-20 dollars
○ chibi and kawaii
○ 2 kotoba
○ not made in China or Corea
× made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
○ comes with a matching chopstick holder
× (WITH matching chopsticks)
○ not pinku or any other girl color
Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...
I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.
>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.
Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.
I am embarking on a long journey my friends.
Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.
Hello VIPsters.
Unco is bitter and delicious.
Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens
When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?
I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.
The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.
>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.
I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!
i failed to shift jizz
This thread must stay at the top.
I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!
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My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...
Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.
"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.
"I am a new user account and password," said the man.
"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."
"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.
Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:
"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."
Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.
I'ma put some noodles in the pot
I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...
>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada
AAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! WATAAAAAAAA!
HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Terebii dorama
平沢唯 or 平沢進?
I am sitting in front of a computer.
>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.
Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.
Morning vipping. Hello, world.
HOW DO I FUCK
ASS DANCE ASS DANCE~~~~
Wanna play rape?
No?
That's the spirit!
>>797
Don't think, feel and act as a planning authority needs to make a difference in the lives of children and young people in the world. Yoshinoya Beef Bowl Restaurant in the World of Warcraft or WoW as it is a good idea to have a look at the new version of the Macromedia Flash Player.
To VIP or not to VIP? That is never the question since obviously one must VIP!
VIP OUT
LE FREAK, C'EST VIP
VIP OUT
LE FREAK, C'EST VIP
NOW VIP
NOW VIP
VIPcest
RELAX, TAKE IT EA〜SY!
<3 Mika
VIPgasm
Forming these words with VIP integrated into them is fun!
onii-cha~n
WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
she is the girl of our dreams
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL
The Pop Group is most certainly VIP quality. Cheers, ladmate.
I am going to Italy next week. I will be looking hard for you, ITALIAN VIPPER.
Just take a picture already, YOU...YOU...DOUBLE SPOILER!
Wish I were a bitch-man
Early morning vip -
Vippin' day and night~
In soviet russia, tanasinn chamber goes into you
"By the way, take a look at my Tanasinn Chamber. What do you think of it?"
"It's...quite large."
>>829
I got the reference almost immediately. Should I feel bad about this? ( ´Д`)
I just realized there is no entry on Tanasinn.info on the Tanasinn Chamber.
>>832
Somebody made an article on the Tanasinn Chamber once on Etherchan, which resulted in the entire site being swallowed up and being replaced by tanasinn.info.
>>835
CONTAINMENT NEEDED
>>835
TERMINATION NEEDED
Oh yeah, my tanasinn chamber is full to bursting
Is QUALITY objective or subjective? If the former, who decides?
QUALITY is defined solely by the phrase "Don't think, feel, and you will be tanasinn." This phrase, using the key words of "think" and "feel", obviously is referring to the two worldviews (Worldview I and Worldview II respectively) in terms of modern communication theory. The "feel", which is what all VIPPERs should do, is thus subjective by definition. By extension, VIP QUALITY could be considered such. The important thing to keep in mind, though, is that this type of subjectivity is shared amongst all VIPPERs, for being a VIPPER means you are part of one individual entity known as VIPPER, and thus share the same subjectivity as a sort of local objectivity in situations where VIP QUALITY needs to be evaluated.
I put my dignified face on~
>>843
I know that feel. I don't think I'm a member yet either for the same reason.
>>843-844
I'm in the group. Feel free to add me to your friends so that I can invite you. I linked to my profile using the "Link" field.
I like to VIP.
I haven't VIPPED for a while. I've been busy sinking deeper into the dark cavern of NEET. Actually this is the first time I've... "talked", or directed symbolic language, to anyone but myself for some weeks.
Have to write an essay on 'How people demonstrate their identity through their usage of language on the internet' for linguistics 101. The subject just seems so intensely embarrassing that it's effectively paralyzed any of my efforts to write on it.
All the same, I'll probably just take some GaiaOnline posts and write some boring theory about 'eastern emoticons' as symbols of a desire to associate with Japan.
I almost forgot.
That sounds like a great essay to write! You should examine people who talk in all lowercase, proper case, and allcaps.
Every night
I like to let them Toehoes fight
At the shrine
Sayin bitch I wanna fuck
I'm a mac (and I'm a PC)
I like to (get it from the back)
Everywhere I go
I see the same Touhoe
Flashin' them 'pits
Trick, bitch, show yo tits
You wanna fuck? (Got to fuck)
That's what I'm figgerin
When I see mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin
Mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin
I set up a fake account on a social website and I invite people to my friend list. It's amazing how many people agree to that without knowing me (I'd say it's about one-fourth).
change the pics on the front page to transparent gifs yo
>>858
If they were to be changed to gifs, they should be changed to dancing hampster gifs.
One day, I will become a web designer and fill my clients' websites with porn gifs that are 99.9999999999% transparent. Their websites will mysteriously grow in popularity immensely.
Lily is so moé...
I've noticed a lot of people are saging these days.
>>863
It's a polite way to not bump a thread and yet make a post that is either a) off-topic or b) simply not all that noteworthy.
It is not a form of thread voting or showing one's displeasure with a thread. That is a form of sage usage that originated at the Fourth Circle of Hell.
Also, it is pronounced "sah-gay" rather than "sayj", therefore, the correct gerund form of sage would be "sage-ing".
In this particular thread, sage is also used to avoid bumping the thread when not posting for the FIRST TIME in a day.
Lately I've been coming to SAoVQ right before bed to get a little late-night VIP in ;)
Burp this vomit every time you eat for the first time today!
http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamestg/1284530504/217-218
pornographic pokemon misposts in shooting game threads
I sage a lot because I forget not to after posting on 2ch.
I love to sing'a, 'bout the moon'a and the June'a and the spring'a.
>>872
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ
I can't believe that I still remember that after all these years...
I haven't been in here for so long ;_;
>>872
A friend and I used to sing that high school. Thanks for the nostalgia, VIPPER.
Hello,
I am new to the secret area.
hmmm
joshua
Hello,
I am new to the secret area.
hmmm
joshua
Hello,
I am new to the secret area.
hmmm
joshua
Between >>877-9, my favorite is definitely >>878.
Anyway, VIPPERS, I wanted to share something wonderful I found with you all: http://code.google.com/p/wmhikikomori/
Hello,
I am new to the secret area.
hmmm
joshua
hmmm
I fuck haaaaaaaaaaate
bumpan for the first time in 3 years. This is my glorious return
kiss me I'm Irish
I don't usually bump this thread, but today I shall just to remind us all to strive for QUALITY.
http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1285330816173.png
I simply must know what anime this is from.
Watching Chunking Express. Funnier than I thought it would be.
>>899
I learned how to play it when I was watching Akagi, I might refresh me knowledge.
Writing a 3000 word essay on the Communist Party of Australia. It's harder work than I'd like, but at least somebody saw fit to keep a whole bunch of sources and communist journals around.
oh god everyone stop posting you're only drawing us closer
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!
My body is ready.
Today I'm going to the barbershop to do something about my hair (which I hate).
This fleshlight is a poor substitute for my right hand
I see a backslash, but then I'm forcing Mona for everything because some people can't seem to remember to set their posts to text art.
I wish I could get my browser to use Mona whenever appropriate instead of "whenever appropriate and it feels like it"
I really like my new hairstyle.
(wwww)69 MORE TO GO!
I always interpreted that song "Unleash the Dragon" by Sisqo to be about flashing. I dunno why.
I have actually yet to post in this thread once, and I visit every day.
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I'm going home.
I am filling out job applications. Wish me luck VIPPER! And by the way, how is VIPPER doing?
I'm checking out 2chs english board and I see that somebody posted tablecat.
Nice.
>>942
I used to browse the English boards over there all the time in 2005.
I need a new flat. I'm hoping to find two female students that will help me.
>>945
If I were female I would be happy to oblige, VIPPER.
But I'm not.
Great, now I can't even watch love scenes in films without crying about how lonely I am.
VIPPER I can't stop thinking about killing myself tonight. I apologize for the DQN nature of this post, but I don't have any friends in real life and my only online one just decided she has grown too distant to still be my friend. I don't know what I am asking for here I just need someone to let me know everything is going to be okay.
I have typed and retyped this message a dozen times and I am sorry for it, I can't make it any better.
>>951
The fact that you placed your concern of the QUALITY of your post over your own life shows that you are a VIPPER of the highest QUALITY.
So take it easy, VIPPER, because I don't want the area to lose someone with your level of QUALITY.
Why do you feel this way?
>>951
Just remember that the likelihood of your consciousness surviving past death is nil.
While editing my resume, the name of my employer field and the job position suddenly switched places in my formatting and I can't figure out why.
Well, I guess that's what happens when one makes their resume in LaTeX.
That was beautiful, >>954!
>>955
Speaking of resumes, I have started the process of applying to JET, but worry that lack of teaching experience will greatly harm my chances. Of course it's entirely my fault for browsing SAoVQ like there was no tomorrow instead of trying to get volunteer experience in teaching.
I miss you, VIPPER friend! Come back some day so I can say how sorry I am!
I am sorry about last night VIPPER. I couldn't sleep and my mind just kept going back to the same idea over and over again. I promise after this apology I won't let personal issues come on to the board again.
You are all wonderful people VIPPERS. Thank you for being so kind when everything seemed so hopeless.
H-hello.
I'm new. Did I to that right? The bumping thing.
This thread was at the top, so I bumped another thread just so I could then bump this thread!
Let's bamp!
I'm currently on a internet-philanthropy mission on spreading quality to quality-lacking places of the internet. Starting with the smaller slow-moving futabas, then the larger ones. I usually try to both post good threads as frequently as other threads are created and at the same time strive to inform others of the importancy of being a quality contributor.
>>970
I've done that before. It's great and all, until you start to think over whether or not what you're really doing is quality, and then whether or not your introduction of quality can really induce quality. Especially when it seems that the joint idea of "quality" is actually the superposition of everyone's own slightly (and sometimes VERY) different idea of quality.
I agree with >>971. Depending on how you go about it, it can be slightly elitist to impose your standards on other places, like missionaries "saving the poor heathens" by forcing them to convert their religion. That said, it's an admirable thing to introduce fresh, golden content into the wastelands of the internet, even if it's a largely thankless job.
I just looked up my name on urbandictionary and it's really feeding my narcissism. ( ・∀・)
>>975
Apparently, my name is also a rare type of clown porn available only in gaelic.
A quote from last night:
"I wonder, if I lube up my dick enough, will I be able to just ram it into that 3 liter bottle?"
Eating the living shit out of this cooked animal carcass
>>980
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the dead meaty portions.
Filled up my car's tank with diesel fuel by mistake, and I'm out a car for tonight and tomorrow morning and I'm probably going to be out a few hundred dollars.
So tonight, I am getting fucking destroyed. I'll see you soon in the drunk thread, VIPPER.
So close to 1000!
Even closer!
Noooo
Onii-chan, what happens after we get to 1000?
I really hope there are no VIPPERS who bump this thread MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY in hopes of achieving the goal faster. That would be horrible.
What if this is all that's left? What if when we reach >>1000, SAoVQ will be gone forever?
Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Today is Monday, and I shall post in this thread.
The end is nigh.