Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 8] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-02 13:52 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/

401 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-10 03:36 [Del]

Bedbound and alone on the Saturday.

402 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-10 10:43 [Del]

>>401
refer to
>>147

403 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-10 12:29 [Del]

>>401
This sounds like the beginning of a song.

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405 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-10 17:57 [Del]

>>401
Business as usual

406 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 01:29 [Del]

It's a good thing these spiders don't know kung-fu!

407 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 07:23 [Del]

Bumping? For me? Oh you shouldn't have〜

408 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 12:09 [Del]

I'm pretty sure this place is the end of the internet, not that silly LueLinks place.

409 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 13:19 [Del]

I'm lost.. SAoVQ shall guide

410 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 15:34 [Del]

>>408
Speaking of which, have I already mentioned my strong hate towards cryptic, black-background elite link-sharing societies?

411 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 15:45 [Del]

Why does nobody care about the terrible state of SAoVL? Has (・з・)-chan abandoned us? Are we a drowning ship, propelled only by our obliviousness to the fact that the captain is long gone?

('A` ;)

412 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 17:52 [Del]




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413 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-11 17:57 [Del]

Fucking fruit flies! Every time I go to take a sip of my drink there's at least 2 of these fuckers floating in there. I've got a napkin that I use to dispose of their bodies now, 57 and counting...

414 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 00:15 [Del]

>>413

.ゝ, ノ /__,.    、__ヘ i/j
o フ ノ(ヒ_]     ヒ_ン `,'。フ
V.ゝ!'"   ,___,  "' iノゝi   < Take it easy!
、_.E.    ヽ _ン   ノEノ
 .|X|>,、_____, , ,.イ .|X|

415 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 03:38 [Del]

I haven't been here for about a month, what have I missed, fellow VIPPERs?!

416 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 08:13 [Del]

I just had a Japanese bug fight in my hotel room. It was incredibly vicious. In the end the smallish stag beetle decimated the medium sized rhinoceros beetle. The rhino left the fight with only two legs.

417 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 10:31 [Del]

Out of sheer curiosity I made a listing of all words VIPPERs have spoken, along with number of their occurrences. The listing is not perfect since I quickly pieced in together in fifteen minutes, but it does give some idea about what VIPPERs talk about.

http://www.mediafire.com/?1iwd2nmmjow

418 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 12:15 [Del]

>>417

"
This file is currently set to private.

When a file is set to private by its owner only the owner of the file can access it. If you are the owner of the file please log into your account to access this file.
If you believe you have reached this page in error, please contact support.
Click here to view our help resources"

It carried out and failed to be w.

419 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 13:03 [Del]

>>418
Oh my. Should be fixed now.

420 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 14:36 [Del]

>>417
Thank you for this lovely VIP corpus. There seem to be some problems with whatever you used to parse it though, for example "quot" is very common probably because it interpreted the symbol " as """, and "don" is very common probably because it parsed "don't" as "don" and "t".

421 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 15:28 [Del]

>>420
That's exactly what I mean by not perfect. There are also a lot of stray single characters from the AA. I'll do it the right way when I'll have some time.

422 Post deleted by user.

423 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 18:22 [Del]

An error occurred during the download operation.
A connection to the server cannot be established.
(80711008)

424 Name: CHEERS : 2010-07-12 20:52 [Del]

http://tanasinn.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/tanasinn.cgi

I can't believe I didn't know about this site until now

425 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-12 22:19 [Del]

>>421
As a VIPPER of linguistics I will find this info-rmation to be QUALITY

oh who am I kidding

426 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 01:30 [Del]

Sometimes I go out, and get high. To be honest, as of late it would be more accurate to say, "Often I go out" instead. And sometimes, it's very late at night. Or you could say it's very early in the morning. They both can be used correctly, so it's up to your preference. When I am driving myself home, I often feel like I'm lost. But I am listening to music; fantastic music. Loud dance music. I dance in the car, wondering if I have taken the correct way back to my home. At the moment, however, that's only a lesser worry. At the moment, I am dancing. Rarely do I see another driver... it's only me, the music, the lights, and a hope that I am not driving in the complete opposite direction I should be. Then, when I am feeling a little worried about becoming lost on this curiously unfamiliar road, I see a landmark of some sort; something that I recognize, and welcomes me. It means I am going home. That makes me want to dance even more, until I turn it down so as to not wake anyone when I pull into my quiet little neighborhood. I finally reach my driveway, which takes me to the door. I go inside, retire to my room, and listen to more music. I drink a soda, and I sit before my screen.

I feel great, VIPPER.

427 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 05:22 [Del]

I only do the last two lines of >>426!

428 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 13:05 [Del]

Today isn't my birthday.

429 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 15:47 [Del]

>>428
And a very happy un-birthday to you, sire!

430 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 16:46 [Del]

How many VIPPERs does it take to change a lightbulb?

431 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 17:33 [Del]

>>430
At least a dozen. One to change it, and as many others as possible to congratulate the first VIPPER on his outstanding work.

432 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 18:36 [Del]

>>431
I w'ed a bit.

433 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 18:50 [Del]

Look, I found a Chinese AA board

http://cers2.dyndns.org/personal/aa/pbbs.html

Via what appears to be the Chinese 2chan

http://www.komica.org/

434 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 19:49 [Del]

Going to make one final post in case some VIPPER is visiting Japan this month and wants to hang out with two other VIPPERs.

435 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 21:04 [Del]

>>434
You should take a webcam to places with wifi and broadcast on Niconico for us. VIPcasting

436 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-13 21:17 [Del]

>>435
ww I will share some pictures at some point. Particularly of two beetles we won at a claw machine and had fight in a vicious battle. The big beetle lost four of his limbs.

437 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-14 08:44 [Del]

Reading Yotsuba&! tonight.

438 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 11:04 [Del]

I'm VIP. It can't be helped.

439 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 13:36 [Del]

>>433

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440 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-15 16:01 [Del]

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I spy some tanasinn in there

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442 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 00:44 [Del]

I wore a tanasinn shirt to a Nintendo tournament, the power of tanasinn somehow earned me 3rd place in the competition!

But all I won was a carrier bag ;__;

443 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 12:25 [Del]

>>442
Cheer up, VIPPER! Knowing that you made third place should be prize enough!

444 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 15:27 [Del]

>>442
I thought of doing that, but with the /prog/snake. By the way, would the /prog/snake be considered VIP QUALITY?

445 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 15:39 [Del]

>>444
Pretty VIP, yes, but let's keep that to ourselves.

446 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 16:09 [Del]

>>444
She's marginal at best. /prague/ is too abstract, or possibly manic, for general consumption.

447 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-16 19:33 [Del]

>>443 my mother started crying for some odd reason, I told her that I won 3rd place in a Mario coin collecting contest and she started crying and hugging me. I think she's not used to me doing very well at competitions!

In any case, I am glad that I went there and met friends!

448 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 03:00 [Del]

A summer storm is raging outside.

449 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 10:33 [Del]

I DO NOT LIKE WORKING 9 - 5 ON A SATURDAY

Thank god can VIP the rest of the day

450 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 10:43 [Del]

私は、サギです。私は長い首があり、嘴で水にいる魚を摘みます。
10他のスレにこのコメントを再投稿しないと、私はあなたのキッチンへ今夜に飛行し、鍋やフライパンを台無しにする。

451 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 18:32 [Del]

Have you experienced weird spam blocks lately? Just found out that the word socialist is blocked.

452 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-17 22:24 [Del]

>>451

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) We're fighting the Chicoms at their own game!
  しー し─J

453 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 02:58 [Del]

Not bumping this today. Fuck the system.

454 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 04:34 [Del]

>>453 you are a rebel without a cause.

455 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 06:52 [Del]

>>453 no worries, i'll bump it for you

456 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 10:53 [Del]

>>449
I did this also. But I also have Monday off, so it's not so bad.

Oh god there I go being individualist again please forgive me Daddy

457 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 10:56 [Del]

>>456
That wasn't very individualist.

458 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 16:06 [Del]

I'm inviting all VIPPERs to my VIP QUALITY birthday party that started six minutes ago.

459 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 16:08 [Del]

>>458 happy birthday, VIPPER!

460 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-18 21:39 [Del]

I'm with you in spirit, >>458! Happy Birthday!

461 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-19 14:58 [Del]

Sometimes I worry that I may be the eldest of vippers.

462 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-19 17:03 [Del]

My tongue fucking hurts and I don't know why. It's been like this for a couple of days.

463 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-19 19:07 [Del]

I am cohosting a radio show tonight. I plan to play a wide variety of music, from Jaga Jazzist to Does It Offend You, Yeah? to Aphex Twin. I've cohosted a few times before but I'm still nervous.

464 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-20 08:04 [Del]

I'm currently feeling something with which I have no word to associate. Is it normal to have feelings for which no words exist? Or maybe there is a word for it, but I just don't know it? I am rather confused ('A`)

465 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-20 08:36 [Del]

>>464
I feel you, VIPPER.

466 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-20 09:46 [Del]

Should I feel bad for not bumping this thread everyday?

467 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-20 09:59 [Del]

>>464
Don't think about it, just feel it.

468 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-20 21:00 [Del]

жуй хуй

469 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-21 02:28 [Del]

I got a jersey with tablecat on the back. Is this VIP QUALITY?

470 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-21 10:04 [Del]

It looks like SAOVL has finally been cleaned of SPAM!

471 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-21 14:53 [Del]

>>470 wait really?

472 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-21 17:59 [Del]

I thought the spam was the point.

473 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 01:40 [Del]

The two VIPPERs reporting from Japan: At the hotel we are staying at is this one worker who is really nice and always smiling. One of us was wearing a boon shirt and he commented on it. We confronted him today and he's actually a VIPPER. When we asked him if he was he said "Of course haha!" and when we said we are VIPPERs from America he said "Ohhh yesss VIPPER from all cities!!" We thought it was funny.

474 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 02:38 [Del]

>>473
wwwww
Tell him to VIP ON!

475 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 04:57 [Del]

Not trying to advertise or anything, but I since I know that SAoVQ is in to Saturn games and all that jazz, I thought some VIPPERs might be interested in the (currently) open registration for Underground Gamer, which is just about the best place to get old games on the internet. Plus, there's a site-wide freeleech going on for the next 7 days, so this is a good time to join.

http://www.underground-gamer.com/

When I'm done with my shift, I'll tell VIPPER about the friendliest crackhead in the world.

476 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 11:21 [Del]

>>472 Met too!

477 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 12:51 [Del]

>>475
A ratio torrent site?

Sir, the tanasinn chamber beckons.

478 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-23 14:16 [Del]

>>475
Why not just use SnesOrama?

479 Name: Mr Disapproval : 2010-07-24 05:49 [Del]

>>475
P2P?

I do not approve.

480 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-24 06:17 [Del]

Disapproval?

I do not approve.

481 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-24 09:41 [Del]

Apparently people still believe that SAoVL is full of spam, we must rectify this immediately.

482 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-24 20:05 [Del]

It's not spam, is it? There's no advertising or whatever. Business as usual.

483 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-25 03:46 [Del]

>>482 It was CLEANED!

484 Post deleted by moderator.

485 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-25 15:28 [Del]

Help I clicked on the link in >>484 and now I think I am hacked what do I do? ('A`)

486 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-25 17:33 [Del]

>>484
Oh no! I got a virus!

487 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-25 19:09 [Del]

VIRUS TERMINATEEDDD

488 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-26 07:07 [Del]

Hello I am VIPPER and I like VIP. Can I have some VIP?

489 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-26 23:37 [Del]

Tuesday morning bump. I'm having some toasts with strawberry jam.

490 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 05:10 [Del]

I am having my aunt's special Potatoes O'Brien ala Mexicana VIPPER. Fried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Garlic, and Chorizo. Served with Hair of the dog, and plenty of pickled jalapeño.

Vacations are very VIP

491 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 16:24 [Del]

>>477,478

There are a lot of dumpers (especially for disc-based systems) active on Underground Gamer, so that's the place where the games pop up first. You can use other sites, but since you'll have to wait for the files to be uploaded by someone else, you'll either get the dumps later than everyone else or never even see them.

Then again, most people don't care about things like the redump project, they just want to play the games. Even in that case:

The torrents are well organized
Full romsets are common
The torrents are always well seeded
Lots of obscure PC games are available

I'm pretty sure I sound like a salesman now, so I'll stop - I just felt like giving people a heads-up, that's all.

-

The other day, I was at a thrift store, looking through their books. Their fiction section was lackluster, filled with "Oprah bookclub winners" or whatever you'd call that kind of book. In the non-fiction section, however, they have some interesting stuff. Lots of old computer science and engineering textbooks, manuals, etc. Someone in a related industry must have donated a bunch of stuff. This time, I picked out 3 books: "Japanese Manufacturing Techniques," an interesting management proposal from the days of Japan's bubble economy, "The Soul of a New Machine," a novel about the true story of a team of engineers who were tasked with creating a mainframe computer to rival IBM's offerings for DEC, and "peripherals handbook," a catalog and design reference for a variety of early DEC peripherals (I guess the donator worked on a VAX or something back in the day). Altogether, they came to maybe $2.

After I looking through the books, I begin to return to my buddy, who is combing the fiction section. "Hey h-hey man what books are you looking at? You looking at some computer books? I like the computer books, I've looked at some of the ones you've got there. You stole my books! Haha just kidding." That kind of stuff. I didn't want to be rude, and he seemed pretty nice, so I talked with him a little bit. He asks to take a look at the books I had picked out, and as he gets closer, I noticed that this dude smelled like he'd been smoking either meth or crack.

So he goes off somewhere, and since I've got what I want, I head over to the checkout line. I wait a little bit, and overhear this middle-aged black gentleman asking a female cashier out for a Subway sandwich. "Any time, baby, we can make this happen. Turkey sub, hot peppers, meatball..." Even I was swept away by his chivalry.

I'm about to purchase my books when my tweaking friend approaches. "Look at the book I picked out! I got this one. Do you think this would teach me, you know, about computers?" It was a book about the RPG II programming language, which is about a decade older than COBOL and significantly less useful. I'm pretty interested in the book (I didn't notice it when I was searching), which, unfortunately, doesn't help my case when I try to explain to the guy that the information in the book isn't going to help him. "Hey, do you know about computers? Do you think, maybe, you could, tutor me?" As nice as this guy is, I don't feel like taking a chance at getting stabbed, so I attempt to decline, saying that I don't tutor. My companion, however, is quicker on her feet than I am. She hands the man a piece of paper and tells him to write his contact information down. He does so, and we walk out the door as he pays. I feel kind of bad for lying to such a pleasant guy, but I still don't plan on calling him.

Outside, there's an emaciated woman sitting in the bushes lighting something. I comment to my friend, "I bet that's his girlfriend." Sure enough, as we're walking off, I hear a shout of "Hey baby! These guys are gonna tutor me!"

You never know who you're going to meet at a thrift store.

492 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 18:06 [Del]

EXTREME BUMPING!

493 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 20:12 [Del]

unextreme bumping

494 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 20:42 [Del]

EXTREME NON-BUMPING

495 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-27 23:14 [Del]

Hang in there, champ!

496 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 14:49 [Del]

three kotoba, damn you

497 Post deleted by user.

498 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 17:07 [Del]

500 is not within my reach ('A`)

499 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 17:28 [Del]

Bamping

500 Name: VIPPER : 2010-07-28 18:59 [Del]

Well.

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