Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 8] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-02 13:52 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/

952 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 19:46 [Del]

>>951
The fact that you placed your concern of the QUALITY of your post over your own life shows that you are a VIPPER of the highest QUALITY.

So take it easy, VIPPER, because I don't want the area to lose someone with your level of QUALITY.

Why do you feel this way?

953 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 20:17 [Del]

>>951
Just remember that the likelihood of your consciousness surviving past death is nil.

954 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 20:33 [Del]

(゚д゚ ) Hey, >>951. It's been a little while since you've posted, and I've started to worry about you.
(| y |)

        ( ゚д゚) [゚=゚] I made a mixtape for you, to make you feel better.
        (| y |\/

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( ゚д゚ ) I thought I'd sing part of it for you. Ahem, here we go.
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       ♪  ( ゚д゚) ♪ "But don't take your life! 'Cause it's all that you've- got!" 
       \/| y |\/

( ゚д゚) ♪ "You'd be better off just up and leaving if you don't think they will stop!"
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        ( ゚д゚) ♪ "And when you wake up- everything is gonna be fine. Guarantee that you wake in a better place, in a better time!"
        (| y |\/

♪ (゚д゚ ) ♪ "So you're tired of living? Feel like you might give in?" Everyone, join in!
\/| y |\/

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(゚д゚ ) Ahem. Well, that's all. I hope that cheered you up, >>951. Take it easy, VIPPER!
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955 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-01 20:51 [Del]

While editing my resume, the name of my employer field and the job position suddenly switched places in my formatting and I can't figure out why.

Well, I guess that's what happens when one makes their resume in LaTeX.

956 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 00:33 [Del]

That was beautiful, >>954!

>>955
Speaking of resumes, I have started the process of applying to JET, but worry that lack of teaching experience will greatly harm my chances. Of course it's entirely my fault for browsing SAoVQ like there was no tomorrow instead of trying to get volunteer experience in teaching.

957 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 01:55 [Del]

>>955
This is why you should just stick with TEX for short documents.

958 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 02:23 [Del]

>>957
what is this i don't even

959 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 06:29 [Del]

I miss you, VIPPER friend! Come back some day so I can say how sorry I am!

960 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 08:01 [Del]

I am sorry about last night VIPPER. I couldn't sleep and my mind just kept going back to the same idea over and over again. I promise after this apology I won't let personal issues come on to the board again.

You are all wonderful people VIPPERS. Thank you for being so kind when everything seemed so hopeless.

961 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 09:58 [Del]

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Welcome back, >>960. You'll always find a warm home in the AREA.

962 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 11:10 [Del]

H-hello.

I'm new. Did I to that right? The bumping thing.

963 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 11:24 [Del]

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964 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 11:34 [Del]

>>958
Words don't always need to be processed.

965 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 15:25 [Del]

This thread was at the top, so I bumped another thread just so I could then bump this thread!

966 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 15:52 [Del]

>>965
Now THAT'S dedication to a thread folks!

967 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 15:57 [Del]

I forgot.

968 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 16:16 [Del]

Let's bamp!

969 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 17:18 [Del]

970 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 17:40 [Del]

I'm currently on a internet-philanthropy mission on spreading quality to quality-lacking places of the internet. Starting with the smaller slow-moving futabas, then the larger ones. I usually try to both post good threads as frequently as other threads are created and at the same time strive to inform others of the importancy of being a quality contributor.

971 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 19:53 [Del]

>>970
I've done that before. It's great and all, until you start to think over whether or not what you're really doing is quality, and then whether or not your introduction of quality can really induce quality. Especially when it seems that the joint idea of "quality" is actually the superposition of everyone's own slightly (and sometimes VERY) different idea of quality.

972 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-02 21:15 [Del]

I agree with >>971. Depending on how you go about it, it can be slightly elitist to impose your standards on other places, like missionaries "saving the poor heathens" by forcing them to convert their religion. That said, it's an admirable thing to introduce fresh, golden content into the wastelands of the internet, even if it's a largely thankless job.

973 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 00:01 [Del]

>>951

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974 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 00:07 [Del]

I just looked up my name on urbandictionary and it's really feeding my narcissism. ( ・∀・)

975 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 01:26 [Del]

>>974
My name is apparently linked to a "massive shlong".

976 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 03:16 [Del]

>>975
Apparently, my name is also a rare type of clown porn available only in gaelic.

977 Name: DQN : 2010-10-03 05:06 [Del]

A quote from last night:

"I wonder, if I lube up my dick enough, will I be able to just ram it into that 3 liter bottle?"

978 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 05:07 [Del]

>>977
Dude that was from about five minutes ago.

979 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 05:09 [Del]

>>978
Perhaps last night ended about five minutes ago for >>977.

980 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 06:06 [Del]

Eating the living shit out of this cooked animal carcass

981 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 09:50 [Del]

>>974

Apparently I'm "like the sun and is legendary".

982 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 09:57 [Del]

>>980
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the dead meaty portions.

983 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 17:19 [Del]

>>982
And a VIPPER is born!

984 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 19:31 [Del]

Filled up my car's tank with diesel fuel by mistake, and I'm out a car for tonight and tomorrow morning and I'm probably going to be out a few hundred dollars.

So tonight, I am getting fucking destroyed. I'll see you soon in the drunk thread, VIPPER.

985 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-03 21:21 [Del]

So close to 1000!

986 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 02:03 [Del]

Not enough.

987 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 02:56 [Del]

Even closer!

988 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 06:06 [Del]

It'll be okay. ( ゚ヮ゚)

989 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 06:44 [Del]

Noooo

990 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 06:50 [Del]

You know... in a way, I'm kind of looking forward to the end.

We stand on the threshold of a new thread, VIPPER.

Let's walk forward, together, with our heads held high!

        LET'S VIP!!           ∩   ∩
       _ _∩           (⌒ )   ( ⌒)       ∩_ _ LET'S VIP!!
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LET'S VIP!!  \ \          |  |  / /         / /
  _n      \ \   _、 _  .|  | / / _、_    / ノ
 (  l     _、 _  \ \( <_,` )|  | / / ,_ノ` )/ /    _、_    LET'S VIP!!
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991 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 06:56 [Del]

Onii-chan, what happens after we get to 1000?

992 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 07:52 [Del]

I really hope there are no VIPPERS who bump this thread MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY in hopes of achieving the goal faster. That would be horrible.

993 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 08:32 [Del]

What if this is all that's left? What if when we reach >>1000, SAoVQ will be gone forever?

994 Post deleted by moderator.

995 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 08:56 [Del]

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

996 Name: Anonymous : 2010-10-04 10:29 [Del]

Today is Monday, and I shall post in this thread.

997 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 10:48 [Del]

>>994

How Un-VIP of you in so many different ways.

998 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:24 [Del]

>>994
Not anymore you don't!

999 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:25 [Del]

I wish I were >>999 :_;

1000 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:26 [Del]

The end is nigh.

1001 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:28 [Del]

Wait, we can 1001get now?

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