(-_-)y--~~~ I could use a hit, if you know what I mean.
POSTING FROM MY BRAND NEW FLAT HELLS YEAAAAAAAH
I feel miserable.
My dog is sleeping on my laptop transformer.
I just remembered I don't understand Italian. That was weird. I guess I'd just kinda assumed I did.
Now I'll have to read a synopsis of this opera or follow along with a translation or something.
when you gonna let me tap that
Today I am going to Germany.
ALL MY LIIIIFE
I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU
YES I PRAY THAT YOU DO LOVE ME TOOOOOOO
How come a noise musician's track called "Error" is always really good
Mobile Device VIPPER: Mobile Bump!
What is the most VIP phone to bump this thread with?
The iphone 9, of course.
The iphone 9, of course.
Such futuristic technology, it posts twice at a time.
I think it's time for some Post deleted by moderator. action, please.
Hello, I am the author of the offending "chain post" originally posted in the "scary story thread." It was not my intent for anybody to actually follow its directions, and I regret that somebody actually reposted it in ten threads. Such spamming is truly too DQN for this board, even when done ironically. I must apologize for the monster I unwittingly unleashed.
On the other hand, I dislike over-moderation. The amount of spam was relatively harmless, and would have been quickly forgotten about. As much as I dislike low quality posts myself, I believe we should be careful of trigger-happy moderation.
Only the reposters have something to apologize for! Deleting the original was maybe too much, but as (ExE) mentioned once, moderators (not one myself, just remembering what was said) are instructed to avoid looking at poster's IPs whenever possible.
fuck I love mittens
>>723
It was pretty cold last night.
Almost cold enough for mittens.
This thread is at the top. Fuck it, it will be bumped regardless.
Bumpin' while I do my surfin'
oh boy, my touhou is growing erect
I wanted to go to sleep. I need to be up at 8:30am.
But no, the loud drunk assholes stumbling and shouting and yelling and screaming past my window won't allow it. It's fucking 4:12am. I hope the fuckers all get crushed under the wheels of a fucking lorry.
( ί ί) I am helping to keep this thread at top-Quality!
Today I will go and buy some pancakes.
I am a loud drunk asshole and instead of being loud and drunk im posting on saovq.
and because of that your credentials as an asshole are in doubt
hand them over.
right now.
Going to bed any minute now, checking SAoVQ anyway.
( KΝK) But you're supposed to bump it every time you visit for the first time every day, VIPPER, regardless of where the thread is!
Been about 3 months without bumping this thread. Time to start bumping it again.
What if I have nothing interesting to say?
starting final fantasy 12 today methinks
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I hope my body can take it.
I love Hatsune Miku...
Today I finally started working out! I just wonder if I can keep it up.
>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!
>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.
Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.
>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.
Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?
Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper
What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time
Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America ·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺ(ίΝί)ͺͺͺͺͺͺ !!!!!
Hello, hello.
I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.
God, what a VIP
I received the following missive today:
"Dear Customer,
HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"
~@10-20 dollars
@chibi and kawaii
@2 kotoba
@not made in China or Corea
~@made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
@comes with a matching chopstick holder
~@(WITH matching chopsticks)
@not pinku or any other girl color
Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...
I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.
>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.
Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.
I am embarking on a long journey my friends.
Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.
Hello VIPsters.
Unco is bitter and delicious.
Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens
When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?
I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.
The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.
>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.
I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!
i failed to shift jizz
This thread must stay at the top.
I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!
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My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...
Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.
"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.
"I am a new user account and password," said the man.
"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."
"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.
Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:
"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."
Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.
I'ma put some noodles in the pot
I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...
>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada
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HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Terebii dorama
½ςB or ½ςi?
I am sitting in front of a computer.
>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.
Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.
Morning vipping. Hello, world.
HOW DO I FUCK