Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 8] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-02 13:52 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/

701 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-31 10:45 [Del]

(-_-)y--~~~ I could use a hit, if you know what I mean.

702 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-31 12:13 [Del]

POSTING FROM MY BRAND NEW FLAT HELLS YEAAAAAAAH

703 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-31 13:08 [Del]

I feel miserable.

704 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-31 13:24 [Del]

My dog is sleeping on my laptop transformer.

705 Name: VIPPER : 2010-08-31 19:13 [Del]

I just remembered I don't understand Italian. That was weird. I guess I'd just kinda assumed I did.

Now I'll have to read a synopsis of this opera or follow along with a translation or something.

706 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-01 18:15 [Del]

when you gonna let me tap that

707 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 02:49 [Del]

Today I am going to Germany.

708 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 07:25 [Del]

ALL MY LIIIIFE

I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU

YES I PRAY THAT YOU DO LOVE ME TOOOOOOO

709 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 09:07 [Del]

How come a noise musician's track called "Error" is always really good

710 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 11:21 [Del]

Mobile Device VIPPER: Mobile Bump!

711 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 12:27 [Del]

What is the most VIP phone to bump this thread with?

712 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 13:05 [Del]

The iphone 9, of course.

713 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 13:05 [Del]

The iphone 9, of course.

714 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-02 13:06 [Del]

Such futuristic technology, it posts twice at a time.

715 Post deleted by moderator.

716 Name: Heron of Alexandria : 2010-09-02 20:53 [Del]

I would like to inform VIPPERS that they should not read >>715. If you read >>715 I will force you to blow on my windwheel.

717 Post deleted by moderator.

718 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-03 11:35 [Del]

I think it's time for some Post deleted by moderator. action, please.

719 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-03 15:52 [Del]

>>718
Good call, VIPPER and moderator.

720 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-03 18:16 [Del]

Hello, I am the author of the offending "chain post" originally posted in the "scary story thread." It was not my intent for anybody to actually follow its directions, and I regret that somebody actually reposted it in ten threads. Such spamming is truly too DQN for this board, even when done ironically. I must apologize for the monster I unwittingly unleashed.

On the other hand, I dislike over-moderation. The amount of spam was relatively harmless, and would have been quickly forgotten about. As much as I dislike low quality posts myself, I believe we should be careful of trigger-happy moderation.

721 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-03 19:19 [Del]

Only the reposters have something to apologize for! Deleting the original was maybe too much, but as (E„xE) mentioned once, moderators (not one myself, just remembering what was said) are instructed to avoid looking at poster's IPs whenever possible.

722 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 09:28 [Del]

I just ate an apple. I am also bumping this thread right now.

723 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 10:15 [Del]

fuck I love mittens

724 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 13:13 [Del]

>>723
It was pretty cold last night.
Almost cold enough for mittens.

725 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 15:46 [Del]

I just rebooted an apple. I am also bumping this thread minutes later.

726 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 17:37 [Del]

This thread is at the top. Fuck it, it will be bumped regardless.

727 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-04 19:51 [Del]

    I will do my part!

728 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 00:45 [Del]

Bumpin' while I do my surfin'

729 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 09:16 [Del]

oh boy, my touhou is growing erect

730 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 21:13 [Del]

I wanted to go to sleep. I need to be up at 8:30am.

But no, the loud drunk assholes stumbling and shouting and yelling and screaming past my window won't allow it. It's fucking 4:12am. I hope the fuckers all get crushed under the wheels of a fucking lorry.

731 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-05 23:49 [Del]

( ί ƒŽί) I am helping to keep this thread at top-Quality!

732 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 00:50 [Del]

Today I will go and buy some pancakes.

733 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 05:24 [Del]

I am a loud drunk asshole and instead of being loud and drunk im posting on saovq.

734 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 13:29 [Del]

and because of that your credentials as an asshole are in doubt

hand them over.

right now.

735 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 14:12 [Del]

Going to bed any minute now, checking SAoVQ anyway.

736 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 14:16 [Del]

This thread is at the top. No need to bump it.

737 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 17:25 [Del]

( KΝK) But you're supposed to bump it every time you visit for the first time every day, VIPPER, regardless of where the thread is!

738 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 18:11 [Del]

>>737 I am meh about this

739 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 18:28 [Del]

Been about 3 months without bumping this thread. Time to start bumping it again.

740 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-06 20:23 [Del]

What if I have nothing interesting to say?

741 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 06:28 [Del]

>>739
You should bump it 90 times.

742 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 09:53 [Del]

starting final fantasy 12 today methinks

743 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 11:35 [Del]

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744 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 14:47 [Del]

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745 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 15:57 [Del]

>>741
I will... 90 days in row.

746 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 16:28 [Del]

I hope my body can take it.

747 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 17:08 [Del]

I love Hatsune Miku...

748 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-07 20:56 [Del]

Today I finally started working out! I just wonder if I can keep it up.

749 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 00:45 [Del]

I'm alone on the Internet.

750 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 01:30 [Del]

>>749
You are never alone here.

751 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 01:47 [Del]

>>750
Now I feel observed.

752 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 02:54 [Del]

You can do it, >>748-san! I believe in you!

753 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 02:57 [Del]

>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!

754 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 07:16 [Del]

>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.

755 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 08:45 [Del]

Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.

756 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 13:27 [Del]

>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.

757 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 21:41 [Del]

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?

758 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-08 22:20 [Del]

>>757
You can be both.

759 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 00:34 [Del]

Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper

What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time

760 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 00:52 [Del]

Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America ·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(߁Νί)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ !!!!!

761 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 01:58 [Del]

Hello, hello.

762 Post deleted by user.

763 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 03:09 [Del]

>>762
It's all in your mind.

764 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 03:14 [Del]

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>757 and >>758) in two different places?

765 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 03:17 [Del]

>>764
I already told you.

766 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 04:18 [Del]

I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.

767 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 08:39 [Del]

>>765 No, that's all in your mind.

768 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 10:33 [Del]

God, what a VIP

769 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 10:41 [Del]

I received the following missive today:

"Dear Customer,

HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"

~@10-20 dollars
›@chibi and kawaii
›@2 kotoba
›@not made in China or Corea
~@made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
›@comes with a matching chopstick holder
~@(WITH matching chopsticks)
›@not pinku or any other girl color

Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...

770 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 10:57 [Del]

I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.

>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.

771 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 13:17 [Del]

Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.

772 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 16:22 [Del]

I am embarking on a long journey my friends.

Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.

773 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 16:46 [Del]

Hello VIPsters.

774 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 16:50 [Del]

Can't wait for my DJDAO RED.

775 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 18:39 [Del]

>>774
I wish Konami would bring IIDX to the PS3. ('A`;)

776 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-09 23:17 [Del]

Unco is bitter and delicious.

777 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 01:31 [Del]

Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens

778 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 05:32 [Del]

When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?

779 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 07:40 [Del]

I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.

The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.

780 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 08:03 [Del]

>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.

781 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 15:12 [Del]

>>775
I don't care. I play on PC.

782 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-10 16:10 [Del]

I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!

783 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 02:50 [Del]

i failed to shift jizz

784 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 14:36 [Del]

This thread must stay at the top.

785 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 15:42 [Del]

I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!

786 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 18:38 [Del]

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787 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-11 22:42 [Del]

My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...

788 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 00:27 [Del]

Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.

"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.

"I am a new user account and password," said the man.

"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.

Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."

Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.

789 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 02:12 [Del]

I'ma put some noodles in the pot

790 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 09:15 [Del]

I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...

791 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 15:03 [Del]

>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada

792 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-12 20:45 [Del]

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HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

793 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 02:31 [Del]

blah

794 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 07:46 [Del]

Terebii dorama

795 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 08:52 [Del]

•½‘ς—B or •½‘ςi?

796 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-13 17:55 [Del]

I am sitting in front of a computer.

797 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 01:39 [Del]

>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.

Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.

798 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 01:56 [Del]

Morning vipping. Hello, world.

799 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 12:58 [Del]

>>798 Hello, VIPPER! Hope you had a great morning vipping.

800 Name: VIPPER : 2010-09-14 16:00 [Del]

HOW DO I FUCK

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