Today I finally started working out! I just wonder if I can keep it up.

I'm alone on the Internet.

>>749
You are never alone here.

>>750
Now I feel observed.

You can do it, >>748-san! I believe in you!

>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!

>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.

Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.

>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?

>>757
You can be both.

Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper

What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time

Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Hello, hello.

>>762
It's all in your mind.

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>757 and >>758) in two different places?

>>764
I already told you.

I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.

>>765 No, that's all in your mind.

God, what a VIP

I received the following missive today:

"Dear Customer,

HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"

×　10-20 dollars
○　chibi and kawaii
○　2 kotoba
○　not made in China or Corea
×　made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
○　comes with a matching chopstick holder
×　(WITH matching chopsticks)
○　not pinku or any other girl color

Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...

I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.

>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.

Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.

I am embarking on a long journey my friends.

Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.

Hello VIPsters.

Unco is bitter and delicious.

Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens

When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?

I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.

The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.

>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.

I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!

i failed to shift jizz

This thread must stay at the top.

I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!

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My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...

Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.

"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.

"I am a new user account and password," said the man.

"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.

Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."

Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.

I'ma put some noodles in the pot

I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...

>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada

AAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! WATAAAAAAAA!

HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

Terebii dorama

平沢唯 or 平沢進?

I am sitting in front of a computer.

>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.

Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.

Morning vipping. Hello, world.

>>798 Hello, VIPPER! Hope you had a great morning vipping.

HOW DO I FUCK

>>800
YOU STICK IT IN, SHAKE IT AROUND, AND PEE!

ASS DANCE ASS DANCE~~~~

Wanna play rape?

No?

That's the spirit!

>>797
Don't think, feel and act as a planning authority needs to make a difference in the lives of children and young people in the world. Yoshinoya Beef Bowl Restaurant in the World of Warcraft or WoW as it is a good idea to have a look at the new version of the Macromedia Flash Player.

To VIP or not to VIP? That is never the question since obviously one must VIP!

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

NOW VIP

NOW VIP

VIPcest

RELAX, TAKE IT EA〜SY!

<3 Mika

VIPgasm

Forming these words with VIP integrated into them is fun!

onii-cha~n

WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
she is the girl of our dreams
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

The Pop Group is most certainly VIP quality. Cheers, ladmate.

I am going to Italy next week. I will be looking hard for you, ITALIAN VIPPER.

Just take a picture already, YOU...YOU...DOUBLE SPOILER!

Wish I were a bitch-man

Early morning vip -

>>821
Hey there VIPPER.

Vippin' day and night~

In soviet russia, tanasinn chamber goes into you

>>826

That sounds erotic.

>>827
Can I stick my tanasinn chamber into you right now?

"By the way, take a look at my Tanasinn Chamber. What do you think of it?"

"It's...quite large."

>>829
I got the reference almost immediately. Should I feel bad about this? ( ´Д｀)

>>830
Nope.

I just realized there is no entry on Tanasinn.info on the Tanasinn Chamber.

>>832
It probably disappeared into the Tanasinn Chamber.

>>832
Somebody made an article on the Tanasinn Chamber once on Etherchan, which resulted in the entire site being swallowed up and being replaced by tanasinn.info.

>>835
CONTAINMENT NEEDED

>>835
TERMINATION NEEDED

Oh yeah, my tanasinn chamber is full to bursting

Is QUALITY objective or subjective? If the former, who decides?

QUALITY is defined solely by the phrase "Don't think, feel, and you will be tanasinn." This phrase, using the key words of "think" and "feel", obviously is referring to the two worldviews (Worldview I and Worldview II respectively) in terms of modern communication theory. The "feel", which is what all VIPPERs should do, is thus subjective by definition. By extension, VIP QUALITY could be considered such. The important thing to keep in mind, though, is that this type of subjectivity is shared amongst all VIPPERs, for being a VIPPER means you are part of one individual entity known as VIPPER, and thus share the same subjectivity as a sort of local objectivity in situations where VIP QUALITY needs to be evaluated.

I put my dignified face on~

>>843
I know that feel. I don't think I'm a member yet either for the same reason.

>>843-844
I'm in the group. Feel free to add me to your friends so that I can invite you. I linked to my profile using the "Link" field.

I like to VIP.

I haven't VIPPED for a while. I've been busy sinking deeper into the dark cavern of NEET. Actually this is the first time I've... "talked", or directed symbolic language, to anyone but myself for some weeks.

Have to write an essay on 'How people demonstrate their identity through their usage of language on the internet' for linguistics 101. The subject just seems so intensely embarrassing that it's effectively paralyzed any of my efforts to write on it.

All the same, I'll probably just take some GaiaOnline posts and write some boring theory about 'eastern emoticons' as symbols of a desire to associate with Japan.

>>848
I think you should address the linguistics of tanasinn.

I almost forgot.

>>848

That sounds like a great essay to write! You should examine people who talk in all lowercase, proper case, and allcaps.

>>848
LOL TTHAT ESSAY IS FCUKIN GAY LOL

Every night
I like to let them Toehoes fight
At the shrine
Sayin bitch I wanna fuck
I'm a mac (and I'm a PC)
I like to (get it from the back)
Everywhere I go
I see the same Touhoe
Flashin' them 'pits
Trick, bitch, show yo tits
You wanna fuck? (Got to fuck)
That's what I'm figgerin
When I see mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin
Mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin

>>848
Sounds good all the same.

>>853 It's beautiful!

I set up a fake account on a social website and I invite people to my friend list. It's amazing how many people agree to that without knowing me (I'd say it's about one-fourth).

change the pics on the front page to transparent gifs yo

>>858
If they were to be changed to gifs, they should be changed to dancing hampster gifs.

One day, I will become a web designer and fill my clients' websites with porn gifs that are 99.9999999999% transparent. Their websites will mysteriously grow in popularity immensely.

>>858
Better yet, transparent PNGs.

Lily is so moé...

I've noticed a lot of people are saging these days.

>>863
It's a polite way to not bump a thread and yet make a post that is either a) off-topic or b) simply not all that noteworthy.

It is not a form of thread voting or showing one's displeasure with a thread. That is a form of sage usage that originated at the Fourth Circle of Hell.

Also, it is pronounced "sah-gay" rather than "sayj", therefore, the correct gerund form of sage would be "sage-ing".

In this particular thread, sage is also used to avoid bumping the thread when not posting for the FIRST TIME in a day.

133 more turns until Ragnarok.

Lately I've been coming to SAoVQ right before bed to get a little late-night VIP in ;)

Burp this vomit every time you eat for the first time today!

>>868
Oooo~ You dirty boy~

http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamestg/1284530504/217-218
pornographic pokemon misposts in shooting game threads

I sage a lot because I forget not to after posting on 2ch.

I love to sing'a, 'bout the moon'a and the June'a and the spring'a.

>>872
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ
I can't believe that I still remember that after all these years...

I haven't been in here for so long ;_;

>>872
A friend and I used to sing that high school. Thanks for the nostalgia, VIPPER.

>>875

>sing that high school

I meant "in high school", of course.

Hello,

I am new to the secret area.

hmmm
joshua

Hello,

I am new to the secret area.

hmmm
joshua

Hello,

I am new to the secret area.

hmmm
joshua

Between >>877-9, my favorite is definitely >>878.

Anyway, VIPPERS, I wanted to share something wonderful I found with you all: http://code.google.com/p/wmhikikomori/

Hello,

I am new to the secret area.

hmmm
joshua

hmmm

I fuck haaaaaaaaaaate

bumpan for the first time in 3 years. This is my glorious return

kiss me I'm Irish

I don't usually bump this thread, but today I shall just to remind us all to strive for QUALITY.

http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186020257/l50

http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1285330816173.png
I simply must know what anime this is from.

>>891
Saki
It's about cute girls playing mahjong.

>>892
Wrong. It is about mahjong-playing lesbians.

>>893
Wrong. It is about TACOS!

>>888
You must be Irish, VIPPER.

Cause it's Dublin in pants.

>>894
Tacos are horse-licious .

Watching Chunking Express. Funnier than I thought it would be.

Finished Chunking Express. So dawwsome.

Speaking of mahjong, do any fellow VIPPERS play online?

>>899
I'd like to learn through an online game too.

>>899
I learned how to play it when I was watching Akagi, I might refresh me knowledge.

Something BAD will happen on >>911.

Writing a 3000 word essay on the Communist Party of Australia. It's harder work than I'd like, but at least somebody saw fit to keep a whole bunch of sources and communist journals around.

>>899

I used to, I might get back into it at some point.

>>911
WILL IT BE ME? WILL IT BE ME?

>>911

Fasciinating!

oh god everyone stop posting you're only drawing us closer

ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

My body is ready.

>>911
JEWS DID IT!11!1!

(・-・ ) No, I'll be >>999

>>911 was done by IUWES

The moment is fast approaching.

I have waited long for this.

Today I'm going to the barbershop to do something about my hair (which I hate).

This fleshlight is a poor substitute for my right hand

I'm moving out soon! I'm anxious, VIPPER... And >>922, I see the yen symbol in >>920's post.

That is a lowercase "lambda", gentlemen

I see a backslash, but then I'm forcing Mona for everything because some people can't seem to remember to set their posts to text art.

>>920
My wallet is ready

I wish I could get my browser to use Mona whenever appropriate instead of "whenever appropriate and it feels like it"

I really like my new hairstyle.

>>929
Does it use Mona?

(wwww)69 MORE TO GO!

I always interpreted that song "Unleash the Dragon" by Sisqo to be about flashing. I dunno why.

I have actually yet to post in this thread once, and I visit every day.

>>935
Yup, same here.

　　　　　　　　
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/bampu

I'm going home.

I am filling out job applications. Wish me luck VIPPER! And by the way, how is VIPPER doing?

I'm checking out 2chs english board and I see that somebody posted tablecat.

Nice.

>>941
Good luck, VIPPER! ( ´д｀)

>>942
I used to browse the English boards over there all the time in 2005.

I need a new flat. I'm hoping to find two female students that will help me.

>>945
If I were female I would be happy to oblige, VIPPER.

But I'm not.

>>947
Get back in the tanasinn barn, angry old bubba

That faux VIPPER guy at you-know-where is really annoying.

Great, now I can't even watch love scenes in films without crying about how lonely I am.

VIPPER I can't stop thinking about killing myself tonight. I apologize for the DQN nature of this post, but I don't have any friends in real life and my only online one just decided she has grown too distant to still be my friend. I don't know what I am asking for here I just need someone to let me know everything is going to be okay.

I have typed and retyped this message a dozen times and I am sorry for it, I can't make it any better.

>>951
The fact that you placed your concern of the QUALITY of your post over your own life shows that you are a VIPPER of the highest QUALITY.

So take it easy, VIPPER, because I don't want the area to lose someone with your level of QUALITY.

Why do you feel this way?

>>951
Just remember that the likelihood of your consciousness surviving past death is nil.

While editing my resume, the name of my employer field and the job position suddenly switched places in my formatting and I can't figure out why.

Well, I guess that's what happens when one makes their resume in LaTeX.

That was beautiful, >>954!

>>955
Speaking of resumes, I have started the process of applying to JET, but worry that lack of teaching experience will greatly harm my chances. Of course it's entirely my fault for browsing SAoVQ like there was no tomorrow instead of trying to get volunteer experience in teaching.

>>957
what is this i don't even

I miss you, VIPPER friend! Come back some day so I can say how sorry I am!

I am sorry about last night VIPPER. I couldn't sleep and my mind just kept going back to the same idea over and over again. I promise after this apology I won't let personal issues come on to the board again.

You are all wonderful people VIPPERS. Thank you for being so kind when everything seemed so hopeless.

H-hello.

I'm new. Did I to that right? The bumping thing.

>>958
Words don't always need to be processed.

This thread was at the top, so I bumped another thread just so I could then bump this thread!

>>965
Now THAT'S dedication to a thread folks!

Let's bamp!

>>965
VIP

I'm currently on a internet-philanthropy mission on spreading quality to quality-lacking places of the internet. Starting with the smaller slow-moving futabas, then the larger ones. I usually try to both post good threads as frequently as other threads are created and at the same time strive to inform others of the importancy of being a quality contributor.

>>970
I've done that before. It's great and all, until you start to think over whether or not what you're really doing is quality, and then whether or not your introduction of quality can really induce quality. Especially when it seems that the joint idea of "quality" is actually the superposition of everyone's own slightly (and sometimes VERY) different idea of quality.

I agree with >>971. Depending on how you go about it, it can be slightly elitist to impose your standards on other places, like missionaries "saving the poor heathens" by forcing them to convert their religion. That said, it's an admirable thing to introduce fresh, golden content into the wastelands of the internet, even if it's a largely thankless job.

I just looked up my name on urbandictionary and it's really feeding my narcissism. ( ・∀・)

>>974
My name is apparently linked to a "massive shlong".

>>975
Apparently, my name is also a rare type of clown porn available only in gaelic.

A quote from last night:

"I wonder, if I lube up my dick enough, will I be able to just ram it into that 3 liter bottle?"

>>977
Dude that was from about five minutes ago.

>>978
Perhaps last night ended about five minutes ago for >>977.

Eating the living shit out of this cooked animal carcass

>>974

Apparently I'm "like the sun and is legendary".

>>980
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the dead meaty portions.

>>982
And a VIPPER is born!

Filled up my car's tank with diesel fuel by mistake, and I'm out a car for tonight and tomorrow morning and I'm probably going to be out a few hundred dollars.

So tonight, I am getting fucking destroyed. I'll see you soon in the drunk thread, VIPPER.

So close to 1000!

Even closer!

Noooo

Onii-chan, what happens after we get to 1000?

I really hope there are no VIPPERS who bump this thread MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY in hopes of achieving the goal faster. That would be horrible.

What if this is all that's left? What if when we reach >>1000, SAoVQ will be gone forever?

Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.

Today is Monday, and I shall post in this thread.

>>994

How Un-VIP of you in so many different ways.

>>994
Not anymore you don't!

I wish I were >>999 :_;

The end is nigh.

Wait, we can 1001get now?