Hello,

I am new to the secret area.

hmmm
joshua

>>875

>sing that high school

I meant "in high school", of course.

>>872
A friend and I used to sing that high school. Thanks for the nostalgia, VIPPER.

I haven't been in here for so long ;_;

>>872
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akAEIW3rmvQ
I can't believe that I still remember that after all these years...

I love to sing'a, 'bout the moon'a and the June'a and the spring'a.

http://yuzuru.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/gamestg/1284530504/217-218
pornographic pokemon misposts in shooting game threads

I sage a lot because I forget not to after posting on 2ch.

>>868
Oooo~ You dirty boy~

Burp this vomit every time you eat for the first time today!

Lately I've been coming to SAoVQ right before bed to get a little late-night VIP in ;)

133 more turns until Ragnarok.

In this particular thread, sage is also used to avoid bumping the thread when not posting for the FIRST TIME in a day.

>>863
It's a polite way to not bump a thread and yet make a post that is either a) off-topic or b) simply not all that noteworthy.

It is not a form of thread voting or showing one's displeasure with a thread. That is a form of sage usage that originated at the Fourth Circle of Hell.

Also, it is pronounced "sah-gay" rather than "sayj", therefore, the correct gerund form of sage would be "sage-ing".

I've noticed a lot of people are saging these days.

Lily is so moé...

>>858
Better yet, transparent PNGs.

One day, I will become a web designer and fill my clients' websites with porn gifs that are 99.9999999999% transparent. Their websites will mysteriously grow in popularity immensely.

>>858
If they were to be changed to gifs, they should be changed to dancing hampster gifs.

change the pics on the front page to transparent gifs yo

I set up a fake account on a social website and I invite people to my friend list. It's amazing how many people agree to that without knowing me (I'd say it's about one-fourth).

>>853 It's beautiful!

>>848
Sounds good all the same.

Every night
I like to let them Toehoes fight
At the shrine
Sayin bitch I wanna fuck
I'm a mac (and I'm a PC)
I like to (get it from the back)
Everywhere I go
I see the same Touhoe
Flashin' them 'pits
Trick, bitch, show yo tits
You wanna fuck? (Got to fuck)
That's what I'm figgerin
When I see mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin
Mikos wigglin
And youkais jigglin

>>848
LOL TTHAT ESSAY IS FCUKIN GAY LOL

>>848

That sounds like a great essay to write! You should examine people who talk in all lowercase, proper case, and allcaps.

I almost forgot.

>>848
I think you should address the linguistics of tanasinn.

Have to write an essay on 'How people demonstrate their identity through their usage of language on the internet' for linguistics 101. The subject just seems so intensely embarrassing that it's effectively paralyzed any of my efforts to write on it.

All the same, I'll probably just take some GaiaOnline posts and write some boring theory about 'eastern emoticons' as symbols of a desire to associate with Japan.

I haven't VIPPED for a while. I've been busy sinking deeper into the dark cavern of NEET. Actually this is the first time I've... "talked", or directed symbolic language, to anyone but myself for some weeks.

I like to VIP.

>>843-844
I'm in the group. Feel free to add me to your friends so that I can invite you. I linked to my profile using the "Link" field.

>>843
I know that feel. I don't think I'm a member yet either for the same reason.

I put my dignified face on~

QUALITY is defined solely by the phrase "Don't think, feel, and you will be tanasinn." This phrase, using the key words of "think" and "feel", obviously is referring to the two worldviews (Worldview I and Worldview II respectively) in terms of modern communication theory. The "feel", which is what all VIPPERs should do, is thus subjective by definition. By extension, VIP QUALITY could be considered such. The important thing to keep in mind, though, is that this type of subjectivity is shared amongst all VIPPERs, for being a VIPPER means you are part of one individual entity known as VIPPER, and thus share the same subjectivity as a sort of local objectivity in situations where VIP QUALITY needs to be evaluated.

Is QUALITY objective or subjective? If the former, who decides?

Oh yeah, my tanasinn chamber is full to bursting

>>835
TERMINATION NEEDED

>>835
CONTAINMENT NEEDED

>>832
Somebody made an article on the Tanasinn Chamber once on Etherchan, which resulted in the entire site being swallowed up and being replaced by tanasinn.info.

>>832
It probably disappeared into the Tanasinn Chamber.

I just realized there is no entry on Tanasinn.info on the Tanasinn Chamber.

>>830
Nope.

>>829
I got the reference almost immediately. Should I feel bad about this? ( ´Д｀)

"By the way, take a look at my Tanasinn Chamber. What do you think of it?"

"It's...quite large."

>>827
Can I stick my tanasinn chamber into you right now?

>>826

That sounds erotic.

In soviet russia, tanasinn chamber goes into you

Vippin' day and night~

>>821
Hey there VIPPER.

Early morning vip -

Wish I were a bitch-man

Just take a picture already, YOU...YOU...DOUBLE SPOILER!

I am going to Italy next week. I will be looking hard for you, ITALIAN VIPPER.

The Pop Group is most certainly VIP quality. Cheers, ladmate.

WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
she is the girl of our dreams
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

onii-cha~n

VIPgasm

Forming these words with VIP integrated into them is fun!

<3 Mika

RELAX, TAKE IT EA〜SY!

VIPcest

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

NOW VIP

NOW VIP

To VIP or not to VIP? That is never the question since obviously one must VIP!

>>797
Don't think, feel and act as a planning authority needs to make a difference in the lives of children and young people in the world. Yoshinoya Beef Bowl Restaurant in the World of Warcraft or WoW as it is a good idea to have a look at the new version of the Macromedia Flash Player.

Wanna play rape?

No?

That's the spirit!

ASS DANCE ASS DANCE~~~~

>>800
YOU STICK IT IN, SHAKE IT AROUND, AND PEE!

HOW DO I FUCK

>>798 Hello, VIPPER! Hope you had a great morning vipping.

Morning vipping. Hello, world.

>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.

Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.

I am sitting in front of a computer.

平沢唯 or 平沢進?

Terebii dorama

AAAAAAATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA! WATAAAAAAAA!

HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada

I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...

I'ma put some noodles in the pot

Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.

"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.

"I am a new user account and password," said the man.

"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.

Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."

Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.

My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...

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I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!

This thread must stay at the top.

i failed to shift jizz

I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!

>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.

I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.

The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.

When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?

Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens

Unco is bitter and delicious.

Hello VIPsters.

I am embarking on a long journey my friends.

Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.

Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.

I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.

>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.

I received the following missive today:

"Dear Customer,

HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"

×　10-20 dollars
○　chibi and kawaii
○　2 kotoba
○　not made in China or Corea
×　made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
○　comes with a matching chopstick holder
×　(WITH matching chopsticks)
○　not pinku or any other girl color

Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...

God, what a VIP

>>765 No, that's all in your mind.

I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.

>>764
I already told you.

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>757 and >>758) in two different places?

>>762
It's all in your mind.

Hello, hello.

Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper

What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time

>>757
You can be both.

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?

>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.

Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.

>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.

>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!

You can do it, >>748-san! I believe in you!

>>750
Now I feel observed.

>>749
You are never alone here.

I'm alone on the Internet.

Today I finally started working out! I just wonder if I can keep it up.

I love Hatsune Miku...

I hope my body can take it.

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starting final fantasy 12 today methinks

>>739
You should bump it 90 times.

What if I have nothing interesting to say?

Been about 3 months without bumping this thread. Time to start bumping it again.

>>737 I am meh about this

( ゜∀゜) But you're supposed to bump it every time you visit for the first time every day, VIPPER, regardless of where the thread is!

Going to bed any minute now, checking SAoVQ anyway.

and because of that your credentials as an asshole are in doubt

hand them over.

right now.

I am a loud drunk asshole and instead of being loud and drunk im posting on saovq.

Today I will go and buy some pancakes.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I am helping to keep this thread at top-Quality!

I wanted to go to sleep. I need to be up at 8:30am.

But no, the loud drunk assholes stumbling and shouting and yelling and screaming past my window won't allow it. It's fucking 4:12am. I hope the fuckers all get crushed under the wheels of a fucking lorry.

oh boy, my touhou is growing erect

Bumpin' while I do my surfin'

I will do my part!

This thread is at the top. Fuck it, it will be bumped regardless.

>>723
It was pretty cold last night.
Almost cold enough for mittens.

fuck I love mittens

Only the reposters have something to apologize for! Deleting the original was maybe too much, but as (・з・) mentioned once, moderators (not one myself, just remembering what was said) are instructed to avoid looking at poster's IPs whenever possible.

Hello, I am the author of the offending "chain post" originally posted in the "scary story thread." It was not my intent for anybody to actually follow its directions, and I regret that somebody actually reposted it in ten threads. Such spamming is truly too DQN for this board, even when done ironically. I must apologize for the monster I unwittingly unleashed.

On the other hand, I dislike over-moderation. The amount of spam was relatively harmless, and would have been quickly forgotten about. As much as I dislike low quality posts myself, I believe we should be careful of trigger-happy moderation.

>>718
Good call, VIPPER and moderator.

I think it's time for some Post deleted by moderator. action, please.

I would like to inform VIPPERS that they should not read >>715. If you read >>715 I will force you to blow on my windwheel.

Such futuristic technology, it posts twice at a time.

The iphone 9, of course.

The iphone 9, of course.

What is the most VIP phone to bump this thread with?

Mobile Device VIPPER: Mobile Bump!

How come a noise musician's track called "Error" is always really good

ALL MY LIIIIFE

I'VE PRAYED FOR SOMEONE LIKE YOU

YES I PRAY THAT YOU DO LOVE ME TOOOOOOO

Today I am going to Germany.

when you gonna let me tap that

I just remembered I don't understand Italian. That was weird. I guess I'd just kinda assumed I did.

Now I'll have to read a synopsis of this opera or follow along with a translation or something.

My dog is sleeping on my laptop transformer.

I feel miserable.

POSTING FROM MY BRAND NEW FLAT HELLS YEAAAAAAAH

(-_-)y--~~~ I could use a hit, if you know what I mean.

HIT ME

Hits are not same thing as posts.

>>697
I think I'm going to reminisce once again about the time when we celebrated 3000 hits.

I just realized this board had 137,000 hits.

My neighbor from whom I stole WiFi moved out a couple days ago. Now I am using the unreliable and unsecured network of a more distant neighbor. And yet still way too cheap to get my own internet connection.

VIPPING like you wouldn't believe.

Postan from a VIP quality resteraunt with Wifi

Lazy VIPPING.

Bumping from WKU's Helm Library. VIPPING to kill some time.

>>686
Incredibly disturbing

>>685
I agree. Regardless of how they feel about Coreans, Elementary School children shouldn't be involved.

>>685

Only sort of?

>>683
This story is actually sort of disturbing. To do that to children is way beyond reasonable.

>>683 <丶｀Д´> I demand apology juice and compensation nida!

New Dissent in Japan Is Loudly Anti-Foreign

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/29/world/asia/29japan.html

Check out the second picture

bampu!

Porky the pig arrested for rape
Read all about it

Being VIP on the loo
If you don't believe me bring your posse, bring your crew
Don't think but feel free to hate because I'm not trying to be your mate
I doubt you'd even last an hour with my booze

First time here.

Everyday I VIP

>>675 reminded me that I also just reinstalled my OS and need to install Ableton Live again.

I'm trying to decide whether or not to make DnB music, with my violin serving as the melody. If I do, I need to install a couple different programs, as I recently reinstalled my OS.

Listening through a load of different recordings of Bruckner's 9th while writing The Fast and the Furious / Power Rangers crossover fanfiction

bump

We were in the graveyard, shovel in hand and digging!ゝ(＾。＾)

Response on a dating site: written. Up next: a rousing bout of self-pollution.

h

JACKSON 666 GET

shameless second bump.

bump!

In Vietnam he was 19

bump!!

dohohou~

This truly is the proper use of leisure time.

I was doing something important and exciting. I forgot what it was.

For the first time in a while, I'm going to buy a game. Trading in a handful I don't ever touch anymore.

I'm going to add a financial accounting class today

It is now time to touch.

オナニーなう

On an African Funk kick.

Vipping and eating cereal.

I got so committed to committing onanism, I forgot to bump

（´・ω・｀）

About to watch the last episode of Kamen Rider W!

I got so committed to arranging a date with a girl that I forgot to （´・ω・｀） her. （ つ Д ｀）;;

Technically, my the last time I was here was last night after 12am, but I still consider that yesterday, so I am bumping this now as my first time today.

I don't have anything to say, I'm just making sure that the quota is met.

>>644

bu-n

>>644
The bar is the alcohol in my fridge behind me. The VIP Quality is in front of me on my computer

What would YOU do for a VIP-Quality Bar?

DQN is NOT VIPQuality

Don't confuse me.

>>639, here. I just realized that saging a bump thread is about half-way stupid, so I came here to provide a bump to make up for my previous sage!

This thread has been bumped herewith.

>>636

What?

These threads are a glorious and integral part of the history and culture of SAoVQ, it just wouldn't be the same without them.

>>636
Nah.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) this thread is a bit DQN for SAoVQ

I turned 29 today.

what have i done with my life

I am being VIP and posting from Geography class! Today has been super rad!!

>>631
I am planning on going to Spain in September to see all of the Black Paintings.

Goya was a pretty cool painter.

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J-Jews?

So uh... bunny rabbits.

>>621

I saw a VIPPER mentioning calling another VIPPER furry, wondered what are the odds of me being the aforementioned VIPPER.
I was mildly disgusted by myself.

Hello >>619 I would maybe listen to your Internet radio if you were to provide a link.

man oh man why am I here this is not where I am supposed to be

Daddycool = Selassie I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRDAH4i3dg
JODEN

>>609

I saw a VIPPER on a horrible imageboard, said VIPPER was a furry.
I was disgusted.

'sup, VIPPERs.

Today my cool internet radio got 5 listeners! This is a record!

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With my new wireless, I am exploring the VIP world like never before.

>>612
I want to drop my bombs on you

>>610
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A thunderstorm at 3 a.m. It's beautiful.

Sitting on my big balcony in the evening, drinking wine, and lazily composing messages about love disguised behind military metaphors. I feel extremely VIP.

bunggghooole

>>609
I also wish that. We should hunt down escaped VIPPERs.

I wish VIPPER would stop posting as VIPPER in places other than SAoVQ.
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I always get stressed whenever I have to plan something big.

Secret vippings going on.

>>605
He filled you? In?

>>603
Oh, thanks kindly for filling me in, VIPPER!

WHY GOD WHY

>>602
Clicking on a thread in SAoVP resulted in 404 and trying to click post button anywhere didn't work and instead gave you a download of kareha.pl/wakaba.pl
I think it lasted a few hours.

I missed it... what happened?

>>599

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a glitch in the boontrix

Huh, what just happened to SAoVQ?

>>597
（´・ω・｀）

( ￣ノ∇￣)￣ー￣) < I bet >>596 meant something dirty when he said, "（´・ω・｀） her."

>>582
As a matter of fact, I have gone to great lengths to get her e-mail address so I can （´・ω・｀） her.

The DJing was splendid. Our radio station has some pretty VIP quality records, including "Bombay 2: Electric Vindaloo."

>>594
Here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGswl9psCWI

>>591
Can you play sandstorm? You know, the one by darude?

>>592
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>>591
So I assume the DJing went well, VIPPER?

>>589,590
Okay let me see if I have thaNO I WILL NOT PLAY FUCKING SANDSTORM YOU FUCKING CUNTS. (Actually, the radio station really doesn't have any Darude, unless he's on some compilation I didn't find.)

Somebody did call in and request "Electric Feel" by MGMT, a much more reasonable request. However, it did not fit at all with what I was playing, so I made my cohost play it in the next set.

>>588
Can you play Sandstorm? You know, the one by Darude?

>>588
Can you play Sandstorm, by Darude?

DJ'ING IN 20 MINUTES I hope I don't fuck up (´Д｀)

I left work due to VIRAL INFECTION

....
I still feel bad though.

Free wheel VIPPING

>>580
If it's her social security number, she's asking you to steal her identity... if you know what I mean

>>583
My cellphone, for one, doesn't support Shift-JIS characters. (´Д｀)

>>580
I think it counts whether it was prompted or not, but only if she was giving it for non-business reasons.

>>582
Once you get her number, then you can interact through text messaging! "hey maria lets dancing @ the club 2night?（；´Д｀）ﾊｱﾊｱ"

What does it mean that "she gave me her number"? Did she have to give it unprompted? If I asked her for a number does it still count? I'm not good with these social things.

Finally got Mona installed on my laptop. ASCII Art is now viewable.

bump

>>574
Whatcha playin'?

>>575 you should've asked about hobbies, interests, etc.

I think I met another VIPPER last night.

I can't be sure but I just have this feeling. Obviously I did not ask, though.

I got a new PS3 today!

i"m DaDDy_CoOl hte BUmPEr

>>569
Nothing is too expensive for quality.

>>567

>from a mac store

disgusting hipsters everywhere.

>>568
You need to buy the proper software from DADDYCOOL to make them quality. This software is said to be very expensive.

>>567
Are Macs VIP?

(　ﾟ∀ﾟ) I am bumping this from a mac store using the new 27" VIP MAC

I have had reservations about posting for ages. I barely bump these threads at all and I only post when I am positive I can produce a quality post.

Salvaging my social life is more pleasurable than it seemed.

I never bump this thread,

unpackin a drunk

packin a sad

My dog knows lambda calculus

My dog's name is Akira.

Why were you licking pussy on the floor?

Because if we fucked on the couch I was supposed to be sleeping on we would have made too much noise.

I forgot the last digit of my tripcode sorry everyone.

I sleep on the floor because it reminds me of when I lost my virginity; here's the story: I was on the floor licking my girlfriends' pussy(vagina), and she grabbed me by the collar, pulled me up to her face and said "fuck me". I replied with, "But we don't have a condom, she said, "Fuck it.". I replied with, "We should wait; will you promise to fuck me two days from now, after I get condoms from the health department across from our highschool? She said yes and I lost my virginity a few days later.

bumping with PROFOUND SADNESS.

I have made some unVIP posts in the past and I would like to voluntarily enter the Tanasinn chamber.

didn't bump yesterday, so saad

I'm kind of late to the party on that whole "sleeping on the floor" topic, but every now and then I would choose to sleep on the floor. I've suffered from insomnia for as long as I could remember, and for whatever reason there always seemed to be something soothing about sleeping on the floor. It's not just sleeping on the floor either, but lying down on the floor, or lying in a field of grass. There's just something nice about getting closer to the ground and looking up.

>>543I don't want to go to prison

Switched from Rei to Tanasinn and I like it.

Tomorrow is the first day in a while that I'll have to myself. I'll let my rabbits out, pick some vegetables from my garden, record some music, and generally be VIP all day.

I'm in a mood for some Post deleted by user.

I wanted to post something important but I forgot what it was.

jail will break it, yes

Jailbroke my shit today

I always try to VIP at least once a night. Tonight, I also ran more than my previous record!

I ACCOMPLISHED less than half OF what I PLANNED FOR TODAY!

YES

NINTENDO WORLD CUP

>>530
Speaking of good deals, re: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1275861156/34
I won a "mint" (in the Chinese sense of the word) 15" Wacom Cintiq for $350, shipping included. Wish me luck bypassing the customs.

Maybe I should learn to draw in the meantime.

>>530
Congrats, VIPPER!

I am bumping with my hind.

I am bumping with my mind.

magic missle bump

bump because nobody likes me

B~ump like a VIPPER

I just got such a sweet deal at a garage sale. Pocket PC from 2001 running outdated Microsoft Mobile with peripherals, a copy of Cakewalk Home Studio 9 (at least one VIPPER knows what that is), three Dreamcast controllers (although I don't own a Dreamcast, hehe) and a working SNES with cables and one controller.

Seven dollars.

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二二二⊃

secret deep dark ritual bump

deep dark ritual bump

dark ritual bump

ritual bump

Bumping from my abandoned house.

Some actually post after.

Just post here before you post anywhere else, and you'll be okay.

Does "today" start at 12:00 AM local time, 12:00 AM SAoVQ time, at local sunrise, or at whatever hour it is when DADDY COOL wakes up?

>>518

You'll get tossed into the Tanasinn Chamber.

What happens if it isn't my first visit today?

It does not matter at all if I bump this thread right now.

It is absolutely vital that I bump this thread right now.

Imagine if that arcade game costed 100 VIP coins.
And you only had 99.

Free Range VIPPING

>>510
Brian Eno
The Orb

I'm seriously considering wearing a suit for my father's funeral

goddammit

>>503
I know what you mean. I had a similar experience while experimenting with sleeping with headphones on while TAMUSIC's Kanon violin arrangement album played on repeat.

I've been trying to find that sort of complex but soothing music...I have a feeling it'll turn out kind of like The Flashbulb...

I almost never remember dreaming and I think this is why I'm so tired all the time.

I always sleep on the floor at home, I don't even have a bed. If I do sleep in a bed though, I often dream more than when I sleep on the floor, So maybe it's just sleeping somewhere you're not so used to?

That music thing happened to me the other day as well, I was actually going to post about it. It lasted for a couple of minutes after I'd realised I was imagining it, and only ended when that started to make me think I wasn't imagining it and I put my ear to a speaker to find out.

>>506
My dog won't let me sleep on the floor where I am now.

>>505
There is no floor outside of your home? Truly, VIPPERS live a life of adventure.

>>502

> Could I kindly request another VIPPER to try sleeping on the floor for me?

VIP request. If nobody else does it I'll do it when I'm home which is next Thursday.

>>503

I hear beautiful music when I fall half-asleep sitting in a chair (or on a toilet) as well. Unfortunately, I can't remember any of it either.

>>502
Not fully related, but I feel like sharing TMI regardless.

I've slept on the floor for years as a kid (true complicated cool story). I noticed no difference in the nature of my dreams during those years.
As a side effect of sleeping like that, I can now easily sleep in any place, but I am never fully comfortable sleeping anywhere (often experiencing periodic limb movement, morning cramps from involuntary stretching, and the occasional episode of sleep paralysis)

Every so often I fall sleep at my desk on a reclining chair.
I definitely have a lighter sleep when that happens, and more than the dreams, I remember strongly the half-asleep phases, and what I hear during them.

If music is still playing when I fall asleep in this way, its sound will take a very distant, comfortable, inviting, and eerie timbre. I really can't describe it correctly, but I know that if someone could accurately bottle that illusion into a VST plug-in, he'd be a very rich man.
And when I fall asleep like that in silence, auditory hypnagogic hallucinations take over. They seem to last for minutes, and are much more vivid than those I'd hear in my bed. Sometimes I've heard amazingly detailed music during these hallucinations, but attempting to transcribe it later is useless.

A few hours after falling asleep in this fashion, I tend to wake up very progressively to illogical "zombie brain" thoughts, eyes open. That phase can last for very long but any distraction will jerk me out of it immediately.

Of course, these effects might be more due to the fact I only sleep at my desk when the right mix of caffeine, sleep deprivation, and free schedule makes me too lazy to even want to take the stairs to my room, than to the sleeping environment itself.

Today, I slept on the floor again, with a towel for a pillow.
Whenever I sleep on the floor, I dream much more than I do in a bed. Although, they're almost always bad dreams, so I can't say for sure whether it's a bad thing or a good thing.

Could I kindly request another VIPPER to try sleeping on the floor for me? I want to know if the "extra dreams" business is something everyone gets when being lazy enough to fall asleep a foot away from their bed. Don't worry about comfort; as long as you have enough leg room, it's actually a fairly comfortable way to sleep. You don't even need a pillow - I just used one because I didn't want to hear people talking downstairs.

(〜￣▽￣)〜 21 days of bumping to come

Well.

Bamping

500 is not within my reach ('A`)

three kotoba, damn you

Hang in there, champ!

EXTREME NON-BUMPING

EXTREME BUMPING!

>>477,478

There are a lot of dumpers (especially for disc-based systems) active on Underground Gamer, so that's the place where the games pop up first. You can use other sites, but since you'll have to wait for the files to be uploaded by someone else, you'll either get the dumps later than everyone else or never even see them.

Then again, most people don't care about things like the redump project, they just want to play the games. Even in that case:

The torrents are well organized
Full romsets are common
The torrents are always well seeded
Lots of obscure PC games are available

I'm pretty sure I sound like a salesman now, so I'll stop - I just felt like giving people a heads-up, that's all.

-

The other day, I was at a thrift store, looking through their books. Their fiction section was lackluster, filled with "Oprah bookclub winners" or whatever you'd call that kind of book. In the non-fiction section, however, they have some interesting stuff. Lots of old computer science and engineering textbooks, manuals, etc. Someone in a related industry must have donated a bunch of stuff. This time, I picked out 3 books: "Japanese Manufacturing Techniques," an interesting management proposal from the days of Japan's bubble economy, "The Soul of a New Machine," a novel about the true story of a team of engineers who were tasked with creating a mainframe computer to rival IBM's offerings for DEC, and "peripherals handbook," a catalog and design reference for a variety of early DEC peripherals (I guess the donator worked on a VAX or something back in the day). Altogether, they came to maybe $2.

After I looking through the books, I begin to return to my buddy, who is combing the fiction section. "Hey h-hey man what books are you looking at? You looking at some computer books? I like the computer books, I've looked at some of the ones you've got there. You stole my books! Haha just kidding." That kind of stuff. I didn't want to be rude, and he seemed pretty nice, so I talked with him a little bit. He asks to take a look at the books I had picked out, and as he gets closer, I noticed that this dude smelled like he'd been smoking either meth or crack.

So he goes off somewhere, and since I've got what I want, I head over to the checkout line. I wait a little bit, and overhear this middle-aged black gentleman asking a female cashier out for a Subway sandwich. "Any time, baby, we can make this happen. Turkey sub, hot peppers, meatball..." Even I was swept away by his chivalry.

I'm about to purchase my books when my tweaking friend approaches. "Look at the book I picked out! I got this one. Do you think this would teach me, you know, about computers?" It was a book about the RPG II programming language, which is about a decade older than COBOL and significantly less useful. I'm pretty interested in the book (I didn't notice it when I was searching), which, unfortunately, doesn't help my case when I try to explain to the guy that the information in the book isn't going to help him. "Hey, do you know about computers? Do you think, maybe, you could, tutor me?" As nice as this guy is, I don't feel like taking a chance at getting stabbed, so I attempt to decline, saying that I don't tutor. My companion, however, is quicker on her feet than I am. She hands the man a piece of paper and tells him to write his contact information down. He does so, and we walk out the door as he pays. I feel kind of bad for lying to such a pleasant guy, but I still don't plan on calling him.

Outside, there's an emaciated woman sitting in the bushes lighting something. I comment to my friend, "I bet that's his girlfriend." Sure enough, as we're walking off, I hear a shout of "Hey baby! These guys are gonna tutor me!"

You never know who you're going to meet at a thrift store.

I am having my aunt's special Potatoes O'Brien ala Mexicana VIPPER. Fried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Garlic, and Chorizo. Served with Hair of the dog, and plenty of pickled jalapeño.

Vacations are very VIP

Tuesday morning bump. I'm having some toasts with strawberry jam.

Hello I am VIPPER and I like VIP. Can I have some VIP?

VIRUS TERMINATEEDDD

>>484
Oh no! I got a virus!

>>482 It was CLEANED!

It's not spam, is it? There's no advertising or whatever. Business as usual.

Apparently people still believe that SAoVL is full of spam, we must rectify this immediately.

Disapproval?

I do not approve.

>>475
P2P?

I do not approve.

>>475
Why not just use SnesOrama?

>>475
A ratio torrent site?

Sir, the tanasinn chamber beckons.

>>472 Met too!

Not trying to advertise or anything, but I since I know that SAoVQ is in to Saturn games and all that jazz, I thought some VIPPERs might be interested in the (currently) open registration for Underground Gamer, which is just about the best place to get old games on the internet. Plus, there's a site-wide freeleech going on for the next 7 days, so this is a good time to join.

http://www.underground-gamer.com/

When I'm done with my shift, I'll tell VIPPER about the friendliest crackhead in the world.

>>473
wwwww
Tell him to VIP ON!

The two VIPPERs reporting from Japan: At the hotel we are staying at is this one worker who is really nice and always smiling. One of us was wearing a boon shirt and he commented on it. We confronted him today and he's actually a VIPPER. When we asked him if he was he said "Of course haha!" and when we said we are VIPPERs from America he said "Ohhh yesss VIPPER from all cities!!" We thought it was funny.

I thought the spam was the point.

>>470 wait really?

It looks like SAOVL has finally been cleaned of SPAM!

I got a jersey with tablecat on the back. Is this VIP QUALITY?

жуй хуй

>>464
Don't think about it, just feel it.

Should I feel bad for not bumping this thread everyday?

>>464
I feel you, VIPPER.

I'm currently feeling something with which I have no word to associate. Is it normal to have feelings for which no words exist? Or maybe there is a word for it, but I just don't know it? I am rather confused ('A`)

I am cohosting a radio show tonight. I plan to play a wide variety of music, from Jaga Jazzist to Does It Offend You, Yeah? to Aphex Twin. I've cohosted a few times before but I'm still nervous.

My tongue fucking hurts and I don't know why. It's been like this for a couple of days.

Sometimes I worry that I may be the eldest of vippers.

I'm with you in spirit, >>458! Happy Birthday!

>>458 happy birthday, VIPPER!

I'm inviting all VIPPERs to my VIP QUALITY birthday party that started six minutes ago.

>>456
That wasn't very individualist.

>>449
I did this also. But I also have Monday off, so it's not so bad.

Oh god there I go being individualist again please forgive me Daddy

>>453 no worries, i'll bump it for you

>>453 you are a rebel without a cause.

Not bumping this today. Fuck the system.

Have you experienced weird spam blocks lately? Just found out that the word ｓｏｃｉａｌｉｓｔ is blocked.

私は、サギです。私は長い首があり、嘴で水にいる魚を摘みます。
10他のスレにこのコメントを再投稿しないと、私はあなたのキッチンへ今夜に飛行し、鍋やフライパンを台無しにする。

I DO NOT LIKE WORKING 9 - 5 ON A SATURDAY

Thank god can VIP the rest of the day

A summer storm is raging outside.

>>443 my mother started crying for some odd reason, I told her that I won 3rd place in a Mario coin collecting contest and she started crying and hugging me. I think she's not used to me doing very well at competitions!

In any case, I am glad that I went there and met friends!

>>444
She's marginal at best. /prague/ is too abstract, or possibly manic, for general consumption.

>>444
Pretty VIP, yes, but let's keep that to ourselves.

>>442
I thought of doing that, but with the /prog/snake. By the way, would the /prog/snake be considered VIP QUALITY?

>>442
Cheer up, VIPPER! Knowing that you made third place should be prize enough!

I wore a tanasinn shirt to a Nintendo tournament, the power of tanasinn somehow earned me 3rd place in the competition!

But all I won was a carrier bag ;__;

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I spy some tanasinn in there

I'm VIP. It can't be helped.

Reading Yotsuba&! tonight.

>>435
ww I will share some pictures at some point. Particularly of two beetles we won at a claw machine and had fight in a vicious battle. The big beetle lost four of his limbs.

>>434
You should take a webcam to places with wifi and broadcast on Niconico for us. VIPcasting

Going to make one final post in case some VIPPER is visiting Japan this month and wants to hang out with two other VIPPERs.

Look, I found a Chinese AA board

http://cers2.dyndns.org/personal/aa/pbbs.html

Via what appears to be the Chinese 2chan

http://www.komica.org/

>>431
I w'ed a bit.

>>430
At least a dozen. One to change it, and as many others as possible to congratulate the first VIPPER on his outstanding work.

How many VIPPERs does it take to change a lightbulb?

>>428
And a very happy un-birthday to you, sire!

Today isn't my birthday.

I only do the last two lines of >>426!

Sometimes I go out, and get high. To be honest, as of late it would be more accurate to say, "Often I go out" instead. And sometimes, it's very late at night. Or you could say it's very early in the morning. They both can be used correctly, so it's up to your preference. When I am driving myself home, I often feel like I'm lost. But I am listening to music; fantastic music. Loud dance music. I dance in the car, wondering if I have taken the correct way back to my home. At the moment, however, that's only a lesser worry. At the moment, I am dancing. Rarely do I see another driver... it's only me, the music, the lights, and a hope that I am not driving in the complete opposite direction I should be. Then, when I am feeling a little worried about becoming lost on this curiously unfamiliar road, I see a landmark of some sort; something that I recognize, and welcomes me. It means I am going home. That makes me want to dance even more, until I turn it down so as to not wake anyone when I pull into my quiet little neighborhood. I finally reach my driveway, which takes me to the door. I go inside, retire to my room, and listen to more music. I drink a soda, and I sit before my screen.

I feel great, VIPPER.

>>421
As a VIPPER of linguistics I will find this info-rmation to be QUALITY

oh who am I kidding

http://tanasinn.web.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/tanasinn.cgi

I can't believe I didn't know about this site until now

An error occurred during the download operation.
A connection to the server cannot be established.
(80711008)

>>420
That's exactly what I mean by not perfect. There are also a lot of stray single characters from the AA. I'll do it the right way when I'll have some time.

>>417
Thank you for this lovely VIP corpus. There seem to be some problems with whatever you used to parse it though, for example "quot" is very common probably because it interpreted the symbol " as "&quot;", and "don" is very common probably because it parsed "don't" as "don" and "t".

>>418
Oh my. Should be fixed now.

>>417

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It carried out and failed to be w.

Out of sheer curiosity I made a listing of all words VIPPERs have spoken, along with number of their occurrences. The listing is not perfect since I quickly pieced in together in fifteen minutes, but it does give some idea about what VIPPERs talk about.

http://www.mediafire.com/?1iwd2nmmjow

I just had a Japanese bug fight in my hotel room. It was incredibly vicious. In the end the smallish stag beetle decimated the medium sized rhinoceros beetle. The rhino left the fight with only two legs.

I haven't been here for about a month, what have I missed, fellow VIPPERs?!

Fucking fruit flies! Every time I go to take a sip of my drink there's at least 2 of these fuckers floating in there. I've got a napkin that I use to dispose of their bodies now, 57 and counting...

Why does nobody care about the terrible state of SAoVL? Has (・з・)-chan abandoned us? Are we a drowning ship, propelled only by our obliviousness to the fact that the captain is long gone?

('A` ;)

>>408
Speaking of which, have I already mentioned my strong hate towards cryptic, black-background elite link-sharing societies?

I'm lost.. SAoVQ shall guide

I'm pretty sure this place is the end of the internet, not that silly LueLinks place.

Bumping? For me? Oh you shouldn't have〜

It's a good thing these spiders don't know kung-fu!

>>401
Business as usual

>>401
This sounds like the beginning of a song.

>>401
refer to
>>147

Bedbound and alone on the Saturday.

LA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

Vipping like a motherfucker.

OUT 2 LUNCH

>>393
I am also concerned at the small spam ecosystem developing on SAoVL. If I understand correctly, SAoVL is run from a Drupal module. I bet there is more than one VIPPER willing to brave PHP and help hack up a better filtering system in the name of SAoVQ!

farting out of my ass

If I continue at this pace it will take me roughly another 99 hours to finish reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. (゜д゜)

Vipping and sleepy.

I saw an Oklahoma license plate that was 555DQN.

I just need a hug.

Another all-nighter drawing. I should probably just take my meds and go to sleep, but I really don't want to sleep all day again. It's such a vicious cycle ('A`)

>>386
To comb all the hair to one side, then put your hand on top of your head and move it forward, creating a "platform" of hair over your forehead.

Please excuse my lack of professional terms.

>>385
What advice was it?

I had a dream in which I got an advice about my hair. I'm going to take the dream advice and see how that turns out.

To VIP or not to VIP? That is not the question. Of course we VIP!

I woke up. Good morning.

I'm so sleepy. Good night.

>>377
VIP ALL DAY, VIP ALL NIGHT
VIP WHILE I WORK, VIP WHILE I SLEEP

Vipping from the beach.

Any VIPPERs visiting Japan this month? If so, lets boon.

>>374
Thank you, VIPPER; your words of encouragement helped me with the negative attitude.
The company itself is very VIP and I'm looking forward to spending whole July there.

VIP ALL DAY, SLEEP ALL NIGHT

>>373 Ironically, my internship ends tomorrow.

I VIP ALL NIGHT
AND I SLEEP ALL DAY
I VIP ALL NIGHT
AND I SLEEP ALL DAY

TANASINN CHASING ME THROUGH THE DARK
AND I CAN'T GET OUT

TANASINN CHASING ME THROUGH THE DARK
AND I CAN'T GET OUT

I CAN'T GET OOOOUUUUUUUT!

>>373
Good luck VIPPER!

I'm starting my internship tomorrow. I'm scared, like always when I'm about to do something new and serious.

VIP err'day

I'm having trouble getting motivated to write an essay on the evolution of animation, myself. The deadline just kept getting furhter away for a bit, but I think its' stopped now. Thanks for cheering me up, VIPPERS!

VIPPING after midnight.

>>368
You can VIP all day!

I have conjunctivitis! Time to miss work for two weeks.
Good day to you all.

>>366
I bu-n every evening, thank you very much. It fulfils me as a VIPPER.

>>365
I bet you don't bu-n either, because it would make you look silly. For shame.

>>363
These would make me look silly outside.

Do you ever have one of those days when you just can't get inspired by anything?

>>358
Screw in-ear. Get Sony XB700s. It's like having two leather sofas around your ears. So comfortable, and less than $100 <3

Let me VIP here.

blimp

>>358
Etymotic is pretty good, I've had the ER4 for about 5 years now, though that model is over a hundred.

I need more vitamins! My lips are dry and I have headache.

>>357
I wanted to say that the price isn't a problem but then I saw the price. Oh my. How about something under $100?

I am a fan of my Shure SE530s in-ear monitor earphones as they are quite comfortable, have thicker than typical insulation on the wire, and with two woofers and a tweeter in each earpiece make my oontz oontz oontzing sound pretty nice too. Though if you are into music that involves more treble than bass you might not care for these and also they're really expensive.

Would VIPPER recommend me good in-ear earphones? Ones that won't make whatever I'm listening to audible to everyone.

Once again I have to leave my room for the summer. My parents just left with most of my packed stuff and I'm left here for one more night, in the desolate room with just a computer and a bed. It's so gloomy.

>>353
I have. First time ever playing with anything Vocaloid. It fun to mess around with, but it sort of sucks that other players in CO-OPS can't hear your Vocaloid over Adhoc-Party.

Anybody dabble in the VOCALOID feature of Peace Walker?

I'm tired.

you got your hole-dick in my dick-hole!

Oh the mysterious prettiest girl whom I saw on the bus for the third time today, who are you?

>>347
Very kind of VIPPER. I won't be using it, but you've touched me, VIPPER.

My playasia coupon expires in a week and that would be a waste. I hope a VIPPER makes use of this.

This is a post in appreciation of the Rei theme.

http://yutori.2ch.net/heaven4vip/

How do I get into VIP heaven?

http://changi.2ch.net/anime4vip/

Anime, for VIPPERs?

>>341

But shouldn't VIP be shared?

Please try to contain the VIP in the designated Area and not flaunt it outside, lest you attract some unpleasant individuals. Thank you!

I've been trying to break myself of the imageboard I've been frequenting for the past year because the staff have become very, very un-VIP. Nay, un-QUALITY.

VIPPERS of SAoVQ, you have been good to me, and I promise I will post more from now on.

Moldy beans, in the back of my fridge, MOLDY BEANS OH HOW THEY STINK!

>>336
Earthquakes...in Canada?

I took a break from visiting saovq and I have no idea why I ever left.

Because of those earthquakes we're having in Canada, my DSL line isn't working and I must VIP through my phone ('A`)

Death to infideals.

Every part of me hurts.

>>332
Welcome back.

i am home

The LEAST SERIOUS KIND OF RAPE is when the man and woman agree beforehand to only do it in her number two, but instead the man also puts it in her number one afterward.

你好吗？

>>328
ですよねー

>>327
「ちんこ」っていう意味と思うよ

>>326
(ﾟДﾟ)ﾊｧ?
ちいんぽって何ですか？

私のちいんぽが固いだな！

I don't like ascoobus !!!

A friend of mine had some VIP quality pancakes recently. His face was burning afterwards.

I wasn't sure if it was VIP or not

>>321
You never will.

I want to learn the way of Tanasinn.

Feeling and not thinking.

http://magweasel.com/2010/06/17/how-the-affluent-play-super-mario-bros/
this is amazing.

The quality is like cheese: if you heat it up, it becomes droopy and finally melts

http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/

I have neglected my responibilities for many months now...

Posting to rectify the situation.

ＶＩＰ　ｉｔ　ｅａｓｙ

In a post-VIPPER world there is no VIP

I haven't been VIPPING as much as I'd like to.

Hello I'd like to do some 3D banking, if you know what I mean.

Hello VIPlandia.

>>306
キタ━━━━(゜∀゜)━━━━!!!

>>301
Stupid.

I wonder how does the 3DS works. IT HAS NO GLASSES OH GOD

>>301
PIG DISGUSTING.

I'm opening bananas with a Bowie knife. I feel like a drug lord, except I consume bananas instead of cocaine.

>>301
It's a great taste of what the year 2000 will be like. We'll ride hoverboards while we log in into the Wired.

>>300
Funny, I didn't even notice that when I posted >>301...

Is this what tanasinn is? I can feel it...

>>301
I've never watched or "experienced" anything 3D before, be it a movie or a TV or a game, but the 3DS has me excited because I don't need to wear those fruity glasses.

Even 3D waifu...

Everything is turning 3D. Nintendo's 3DS, Sony's 3D TV's, those other people's 3D TV's. How does VIPPER feel about these changes?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_C7LXV-50
What does VIPPER make of this?

>>297
30 years older than me

Drinkin' tea. Vipping...

>>296
Define "older"

I think an older woman wants me

> Have I missed anything

Yes

> How's the wiki doing

0.6 edits/day

Goddammit now I want a wow gold infusion

I haven't been on SAoVQ since 2008, back when there was only one part to this thread, and the imageboard had maybe three threads at most. Have I missed anything? How's the wiki doing?

>>289
Because people's freedom relies on money.

No happiness tonight either.

>>289
www

>>288
Don't think, feel, and you'll be no limit Texas hold 'em

Is it just me or does the spam on SAoVL not make much logical sense?

> Fr­ee c­ia­lis incr­ease your pen­­is leng­th by up to seven wo­w gol­d lost 10 p­ounds of fat in to weeks after wow gol­d infusi­on.

A SAoVQ is fine too!

No happiness for me tonight.

>>284
Actually, scratch that, it's a mullet with a bowl cut on top.

I just got the worst haircut ever, it's almost a mullet.

I finally got Ubuntu Netbook Remix (9.10, because GMA500) to work on my laptop. I really like the full-screen approach it takes, everything maximized without a standard titlebar wasting space. Makes me wish running linux will stop requiring hours of dicking around with binary drivers someday.

A war harbl

>>280
Damn you, now I have to go listen to that song.

LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
WHY TELL ME WHY LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

OHHHHH
EVERYWHERE I GO
ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

Vuvuzela: BZZZZZZT

>>276
Now try slash'em.

kekeke ^__^

I just beat nethack!

I have never advanced anywhere.

>>272
Not using or getting involved in office politics = VIP
Anything else involving office politics = not VIP

This piece is quite angular if i do say so myself

Using office politics and succeeding = VIP
Using office politics and failing = shitdick
(´･_ゝ・)

>>265
I'm glad I placed a bet on them winning the world cup now, there's no way they can lose!

Decorating my assignment with AA in lieu of doing actual work.

This is sure to get me a good grade.

>Paternus Coolus

I was worried about the project being beyond my abilities, but now that I finally tried doing it, it's not that bad.

Well, here I am.

Hello I am VIPPER.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10237314.stm
Coreans developed their own apolojuice.

I'm going to cover my bedroom in glow in the dark stars and things, to keep myself entertained while I'm asleep. I may even put a shooting star on the ceiling fan! （´・ω・｀）

Vipperus Qualitus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Paternus Coolus, screwer of women

I need to stop drinking so much.

trying to dry a cat's wet paws

>>259
Talk to Daddycool about it. Perhaps you've forgotten to payhim enough?

The reply box disappeared!
http://i49.tinypic.com/11b16bq.png

I feel terrible.

I have a sneaking suspicion!

A minute ago I thought it would be a neat idea to post kita with the word kita replaced by Arabic "kitab" (book) and then I realized that makes no sense. （´・ω・｀）

This is the fifth time this month!

RETURN OF THE TAX RETURNS

I haven't posted in this thread for a while now. ;_;

>>247
As a rule, the internet loves goat sex.

I have an exam tomorrow and for the first time I am totally clueless.

I had a dream in which my room was covered in little spiders. I feel that there was more to it, but I can't remember.

I've heard some are even able to climb ladders (who knows, could be useful in home repair or roofing)

>>247
Goats are great for mowing lawns

How does the Secret Area feel about goats?

>>242

What if it's a huge, solid chunk of it?

Call me. Go ahead. Dial your number.

I have made methane!

>>241

Iron doesn't count.

there's metal in my food

boom goes the dynamite

I have made fire!

Steam browser is sloooooooooooooooow...

I am impressed

There is a man in a black suit walking past the window and OH GOD HE SAW MY DICK-

I want Lyor Cohen's Jewish head to explode.

>>232
Pillows won't pay for their half of the room.

>>231
Stuff some pillows under the covers and pretend there's another person

Going through life alone was pretty nice in the last years, until I had to book a hostel room and pay for two people, since there apparently are no single rooms.

>>230
THATS ME!

wwwwwwww

>>225
If you miss it, the airport staff take it for themselves! Stay alert!

>>224
I'm afraid that I'll miss my bag on that conveyor belt.

>>223
It's not so bad, VIPPER! It's statistically safer than driving or even taking the train!

I'll be on a plane for the first time in my life. I'm so scared.

Just let me enjoy the music of VIPPERs worldwide!

Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna, Whiskey in the Jar!

I'm feeling extra corporeal today!

>>217

>encyclopediadramatica.com

GET OUT

>>214-215
I see a pattern there.
Is there a shadowy enemy of the VIPPERs conspiring so that nobody can listen to the album?

my headphones just broke today

I am fairly confident that my headphones are now in the hands of a gang member.

\o

o/

o/

Posting from an alternate computer.

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im very sick, but its so nice out

I'm so nervous.

I'm losing my life playing Elona.

I'm happy.

Posting after work

Getting 200 with a hangover and a stiff face

Posting from an alternate dimension.

Not posting from the beach.

Posting from the beach.

Poor Gary. The doctors say that what led to the fall was a stroke that affected his right leg, followed by a second one that caused his left leg to give way. As it turns out, he was done in by different strokes.

It's the middle of the afternoon and I just got woken up by a census worker because I've been too lazy to send in the form. Oh well, at least that's done now.

>>187
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I stayed up until 5:30AM and slept until noon. I felt pretty good, considering.

I had a 17 hours night after a 56 hours day, once. But I felt pretty good after waking up.

I slept 14 hours tonight. It was something I hope never happens again.

>>188
Basically, is your truvada feeling griseofulvinsee?
Because, if so, your online pharmacy can prepare and send you some batrachotoxinin.
However, if someone in your family ever needed Permethrin after using tolmetin, then in this case, you should seek an alternative medication.
For this alternative to work, we need to know how much you eat: your blood craves transluminal medrol allografts, but too much of it would do no good.

>>187
（* °々・） what

You and your online pharmacy medrol provider will batrachotoxinin to conceive if truvada is griseofulvinsee for you. However, installed Permethrin time and scrounging have attached reported in uncles on serval tolmetin part and onlyh therapy. Plasma medrol 4mg allografts are dose-proportional jinxing transluminal foodstuffs of 100 to 250

HOLY CRAP MY HEAD IS ON FIRE!

bumping from next to my father's sickbed

It's time to send more invites to old classmates. Feels awkward.

I rearranged the furniture in my room! Helllooooo, new lease on life! (˚Ɐ˚)

>>181
Hello!

http://links.secretareaofvipquality.net/
COOL FREE CIALIS!

ghost pounding

There are four hours standing between me and the extended weekend.

You were weak when I found you. Now your QUALITY has become your strength.

>>176
Actually I've been thinking about Scotland or Ireland lately. Oh man, I want to go right now. I so want to discover foreign cultures and alcohol.
And I'm not interested in sun.

>>173

You should come to Scotland.

If you leave now you might catch the remainder of our 10 days of sun a year!