Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 8] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-02 13:52 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/

230 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 17:16 [Del]

>>230
THATS ME!

231 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 19:13 [Del]

Going through life alone was pretty nice in the last years, until I had to book a hostel room and pay for two people, since there apparently are no single rooms.

232 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 19:20 [Del]

>>231
Stuff some pillows under the covers and pretend there's another person

233 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 19:38 [Del]

>>232
Pillows won't pay for their half of the room.

234 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 03:56 [Del]

I want Lyor Cohen's Jewish head to explode.

235 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 04:41 [Del]

There is a man in a black suit walking past the window and OH GOD HE SAW MY DICK-

236 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 12:07 [Del]

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237 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 12:59 [Del]

I am impressed

238 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 14:51 [Del]

Steam browser is sloooooooooooooooow...

239 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 15:37 [Del]

I have made fire!

240 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 16:25 [Del]

boom goes the dynamite

241 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 19:12 [Del]

there's metal in my food

242 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 20:11 [Del]

>>241

Iron doesn't count.

243 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 09:55 [Del]

I have made methane!

244 Post deleted by user.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 13:43 [Del]

Call me. Go ahead. Dial your number.

246 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 18:37 [Del]

>>242

What if it's a huge, solid chunk of it?

247 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 19:53 [Del]

How does the Secret Area feel about goats?

248 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 21:17 [Del]

>>247
Goats are great for mowing lawns

249 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 01:13 [Del]

I've heard some are even able to climb ladders (who knows, could be useful in home repair or roofing)

250 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 03:56 [Del]

I had a dream in which my room was covered in little spiders. I feel that there was more to it, but I can't remember.

251 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 09:48 [Del]

I have an exam tomorrow and for the first time I am totally clueless.

252 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 13:18 [Del]

>>247
As a rule, the internet loves goat sex.

253 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 15:49 [Del]

I haven't posted in this thread for a while now. ;_;

254 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 06:32 [Del]

RETURN OF THE TAX RETURNS

255 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 08:20 [Del]

This is the fifth time this month!

256 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 09:37 [Del]

A minute ago I thought it would be a neat idea to post kita with the word kita replaced by Arabic "kitab" (book) and then I realized that makes no sense. (´・ω・`)

257 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 11:05 [Del]

I have a sneaking suspicion!

258 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 12:08 [Del]

I feel terrible.

259 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 12:34 [Del]

The reply box disappeared!
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260 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 13:48 [Del]

>>259
Talk to Daddycool about it. Perhaps you've forgotten to payhim enough?

261 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 17:44 [Del]

trying to dry a cat's wet paws

262 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 17:46 [Del]

I need to stop drinking so much.

263 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 18:42 [Del]

Vipperus Qualitus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Paternus Coolus, screwer of women

264 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 23:59 [Del]

I'm going to cover my bedroom in glow in the dark stars and things, to keep myself entertained while I'm asleep. I may even put a shooting star on the ceiling fan! (´・ω・`)

265 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-08 11:38 [Del]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10237314.stm
Coreans developed their own apolojuice.

266 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 08:59 [Del]

Hello I am VIPPER.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 09:03 [Del]

Well, here I am.

268 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 10:43 [Del]

I was worried about the project being beyond my abilities, but now that I finally tried doing it, it's not that bad.

269 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 17:59 [Del]

>Paternus Coolus

270 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 08:14 [Del]

Decorating my assignment with AA in lieu of doing actual work.

This is sure to get me a good grade.

271 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 09:51 [Del]

>>265
I'm glad I placed a bet on them winning the world cup now, there's no way they can lose!

272 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 20:11 [Del]

Using office politics and succeeding = VIP
Using office politics and failing = shitdick
(´・_ゝ・)

273 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-11 08:20 [Del]

This piece is quite angular if i do say so myself

274 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-11 12:03 [Del]

>>272
Not using or getting involved in office politics = VIP
Anything else involving office politics = not VIP

275 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 00:25 [Del]

I have never advanced anywhere.

276 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 09:03 [Del]

I just beat nethack!

277 Name: [☯]김치!KIMCHImvnM : 2010-06-13 10:26 [Del]

kekeke ^__^

278 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 15:15 [Del]

>>276
Now try slash'em.

279 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 18:10 [Del]

Vuvuzela: BZZZZZZT

280 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 20:03 [Del]

LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
WHY TELL ME WHY LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

OHHHHH
EVERYWHERE I GO
ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

281 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 21:04 [Del]

>>280
Damn you, now I have to go listen to that song.

282 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 23:35 [Del]

A war harbl

283 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 08:54 [Del]

I finally got Ubuntu Netbook Remix (9.10, because GMA500) to work on my laptop. I really like the full-screen approach it takes, everything maximized without a standard titlebar wasting space. Makes me wish running linux will stop requiring hours of dicking around with binary drivers someday.

284 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 14:11 [Del]

I just got the worst haircut ever, it's almost a mullet.

285 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 15:19 [Del]

>>284
Actually, scratch that, it's a mullet with a bowl cut on top.

286 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 18:12 [Del]

No happiness for me tonight.

287 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 19:51 [Del]

A SAoVQ is fine too!

288 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 11:50 [Del]

Is it just me or does the spam on SAoVL not make much logical sense?

> Fr­ee c­ia­lis incr­ease your pen­­is leng­th by up to seven wo­w gol­d lost 10 p­ounds of fat in to weeks after wow gol­d infusi­on.

289 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 12:44 [Del]

>>288
Don't think, feel, and you'll be no limit Texas hold 'em

290 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 13:41 [Del]

291 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 16:49 [Del]

No happiness tonight either.

292 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 17:56 [Del]

>>289
Because people's freedom relies on money.

293 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 20:35 [Del]

I haven't been on SAoVQ since 2008, back when there was only one part to this thread, and the imageboard had maybe three threads at most. Have I missed anything? How's the wiki doing?

294 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 00:27 [Del]

Goddammit now I want a wow gold infusion

295 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 02:07 [Del]

> Have I missed anything

Yes

> How's the wiki doing

0.6 edits/day

296 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 06:31 [Del]

I think an older woman wants me

297 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 06:54 [Del]

>>296
Define "older"

298 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 13:59 [Del]

Drinkin' tea. Vipping...

299 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 03:16 [Del]

>>297
30 years older than me

300 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:42 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_C7LXV-50
What does VIPPER make of this?

301 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:45 [Del]

Everything is turning 3D. Nintendo's 3DS, Sony's 3D TV's, those other people's 3D TV's. How does VIPPER feel about these changes?

302 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:55 [Del]

Even 3D waifu...

303 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 18:54 [Del]

>>301
I've never watched or "experienced" anything 3D before, be it a movie or a TV or a game, but the 3DS has me excited because I don't need to wear those fruity glasses.

304 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 20:29 [Del]

>>300
Funny, I didn't even notice that when I posted >>301...

Is this what tanasinn is? I can feel it...

305 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 06:38 [Del]

>>301
It's a great taste of what the year 2000 will be like. We'll ride hoverboards while we log in into the Wired.

306 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 07:54 [Del]

I'm opening bananas with a Bowie knife. I feel like a drug lord, except I consume bananas instead of cocaine.

307 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 08:12 [Del]

>>301
PIG DISGUSTING.

308 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 09:58 [Del]

I wonder how does the 3DS works. IT HAS NO GLASSES OH GOD

309 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 10:02 [Del]

>>301
Stupid.

310 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 19:47 [Del]

>>306
キタ━━━━(゜∀゜)━━━━!!!

311 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 03:33 [Del]

Hello VIPlandia.

312 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 03:38 [Del]

Hello I'd like to do some 3D banking, if you know what I mean.

313 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 17:50 [Del]

I haven't been VIPPING as much as I'd like to.

314 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 19:24 [Del]

In a post-VIPPER world there is no VIP

315 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 21:38 [Del]

VIP it easy

316 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 06:10 [Del]

I have neglected my responibilities for many months now...

Posting to rectify the situation.

318 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 12:31 [Del]

The quality is like cheese: if you heat it up, it becomes droopy and finally melts

319 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 16:56 [Del]

320 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 18:13 [Del]

Feeling and not thinking.

321 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 04:17 [Del]

I want to learn the way of Tanasinn.

322 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 04:31 [Del]

>>321
You never will.

323 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 07:44 [Del]

A friend of mine had some VIP quality pancakes recently. His face was burning afterwards.

I wasn't sure if it was VIP or not

324 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 08:48 [Del]

GIMME MORE, GIMME MORE OF THE SWEET SWEET FACE BURN

325 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 09:00 [Del]

I don't like ascoobus !!!

326 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 17:16 [Del]

私のちいんぽが固いだな!

327 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 18:40 [Del]

>>326
(゚Д゚)ハァ?
ちいんぽって何ですか?

328 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 19:15 [Del]

>>327
「ちんこ」っていう意味と思うよ

329 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 19:25 [Del]

>>328
ですよねー

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