Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 8] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-05-02 13:52 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/

232 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 19:20 [Del]

>>231
Stuff some pillows under the covers and pretend there's another person

233 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-03 19:38 [Del]

>>232
Pillows won't pay for their half of the room.

234 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 03:56 [Del]

I want Lyor Cohen's Jewish head to explode.

235 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 04:41 [Del]

There is a man in a black suit walking past the window and OH GOD HE SAW MY DICK-

236 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 12:07 [Del]

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237 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 12:59 [Del]

I am impressed

238 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 14:51 [Del]

Steam browser is sloooooooooooooooow...

239 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 15:37 [Del]

I have made fire!

240 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 16:25 [Del]

boom goes the dynamite

241 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 19:12 [Del]

there's metal in my food

242 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-04 20:11 [Del]

>>241

Iron doesn't count.

243 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 09:55 [Del]

I have made methane!

244 Post deleted by user.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 13:43 [Del]

Call me. Go ahead. Dial your number.

246 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 18:37 [Del]

>>242

What if it's a huge, solid chunk of it?

247 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 19:53 [Del]

How does the Secret Area feel about goats?

248 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-05 21:17 [Del]

>>247
Goats are great for mowing lawns

249 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 01:13 [Del]

I've heard some are even able to climb ladders (who knows, could be useful in home repair or roofing)

250 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 03:56 [Del]

I had a dream in which my room was covered in little spiders. I feel that there was more to it, but I can't remember.

251 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 09:48 [Del]

I have an exam tomorrow and for the first time I am totally clueless.

252 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 13:18 [Del]

>>247
As a rule, the internet loves goat sex.

253 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-06 15:49 [Del]

I haven't posted in this thread for a while now. ;_;

254 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 06:32 [Del]

RETURN OF THE TAX RETURNS

255 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 08:20 [Del]

This is the fifth time this month!

256 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 09:37 [Del]

A minute ago I thought it would be a neat idea to post kita with the word kita replaced by Arabic "kitab" (book) and then I realized that makes no sense. (´・ω・`)

257 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 11:05 [Del]

I have a sneaking suspicion!

258 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 12:08 [Del]

I feel terrible.

259 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 12:34 [Del]

The reply box disappeared!
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260 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 13:48 [Del]

>>259
Talk to Daddycool about it. Perhaps you've forgotten to payhim enough?

261 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 17:44 [Del]

trying to dry a cat's wet paws

262 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 17:46 [Del]

I need to stop drinking so much.

263 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 18:42 [Del]

Vipperus Qualitus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Paternus Coolus, screwer of women

264 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-07 23:59 [Del]

I'm going to cover my bedroom in glow in the dark stars and things, to keep myself entertained while I'm asleep. I may even put a shooting star on the ceiling fan! (´・ω・`)

265 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-08 11:38 [Del]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10237314.stm
Coreans developed their own apolojuice.

266 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 08:59 [Del]

Hello I am VIPPER.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 09:03 [Del]

Well, here I am.

268 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 10:43 [Del]

I was worried about the project being beyond my abilities, but now that I finally tried doing it, it's not that bad.

269 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-09 17:59 [Del]

>Paternus Coolus

270 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 08:14 [Del]

Decorating my assignment with AA in lieu of doing actual work.

This is sure to get me a good grade.

271 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 09:51 [Del]

>>265
I'm glad I placed a bet on them winning the world cup now, there's no way they can lose!

272 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-10 20:11 [Del]

Using office politics and succeeding = VIP
Using office politics and failing = shitdick
(´・_ゝ・)

273 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-11 08:20 [Del]

This piece is quite angular if i do say so myself

274 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-11 12:03 [Del]

>>272
Not using or getting involved in office politics = VIP
Anything else involving office politics = not VIP

275 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 00:25 [Del]

I have never advanced anywhere.

276 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 09:03 [Del]

I just beat nethack!

277 Name: [☯]김치!KIMCHImvnM : 2010-06-13 10:26 [Del]

kekeke ^__^

278 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-13 15:15 [Del]

>>276
Now try slash'em.

279 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 18:10 [Del]

Vuvuzela: BZZZZZZT

280 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 20:03 [Del]

LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
LOLI WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE
WHY TELL ME WHY LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

OHHHHH
EVERYWHERE I GO
ALWAYS BY MY SIDE
LOLI WON'T LET ME FALL IN LOVE

281 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 21:04 [Del]

>>280
Damn you, now I have to go listen to that song.

282 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-14 23:35 [Del]

A war harbl

283 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 08:54 [Del]

I finally got Ubuntu Netbook Remix (9.10, because GMA500) to work on my laptop. I really like the full-screen approach it takes, everything maximized without a standard titlebar wasting space. Makes me wish running linux will stop requiring hours of dicking around with binary drivers someday.

284 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 14:11 [Del]

I just got the worst haircut ever, it's almost a mullet.

285 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 15:19 [Del]

>>284
Actually, scratch that, it's a mullet with a bowl cut on top.

286 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 18:12 [Del]

No happiness for me tonight.

287 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-15 19:51 [Del]

A SAoVQ is fine too!

288 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 11:50 [Del]

Is it just me or does the spam on SAoVL not make much logical sense?

> Fr­ee c­ia­lis incr­ease your pen­­is leng­th by up to seven wo­w gol­d lost 10 p­ounds of fat in to weeks after wow gol­d infusi­on.

289 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 12:44 [Del]

>>288
Don't think, feel, and you'll be no limit Texas hold 'em

290 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 13:41 [Del]

291 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 16:49 [Del]

No happiness tonight either.

292 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 17:56 [Del]

>>289
Because people's freedom relies on money.

293 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-16 20:35 [Del]

I haven't been on SAoVQ since 2008, back when there was only one part to this thread, and the imageboard had maybe three threads at most. Have I missed anything? How's the wiki doing?

294 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 00:27 [Del]

Goddammit now I want a wow gold infusion

295 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 02:07 [Del]

> Have I missed anything

Yes

> How's the wiki doing

0.6 edits/day

296 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 06:31 [Del]

I think an older woman wants me

297 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 06:54 [Del]

>>296
Define "older"

298 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-17 13:59 [Del]

Drinkin' tea. Vipping...

299 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 03:16 [Del]

>>297
30 years older than me

300 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:42 [Del]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh_C7LXV-50
What does VIPPER make of this?

301 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:45 [Del]

Everything is turning 3D. Nintendo's 3DS, Sony's 3D TV's, those other people's 3D TV's. How does VIPPER feel about these changes?

302 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 15:55 [Del]

Even 3D waifu...

303 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 18:54 [Del]

>>301
I've never watched or "experienced" anything 3D before, be it a movie or a TV or a game, but the 3DS has me excited because I don't need to wear those fruity glasses.

304 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-18 20:29 [Del]

>>300
Funny, I didn't even notice that when I posted >>301...

Is this what tanasinn is? I can feel it...

305 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 06:38 [Del]

>>301
It's a great taste of what the year 2000 will be like. We'll ride hoverboards while we log in into the Wired.

306 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 07:54 [Del]

I'm opening bananas with a Bowie knife. I feel like a drug lord, except I consume bananas instead of cocaine.

307 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 08:12 [Del]

>>301
PIG DISGUSTING.

308 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 09:58 [Del]

I wonder how does the 3DS works. IT HAS NO GLASSES OH GOD

309 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 10:02 [Del]

>>301
Stupid.

310 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-19 19:47 [Del]

>>306
キタ━━━━(゜∀゜)━━━━!!!

311 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 03:33 [Del]

Hello VIPlandia.

312 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 03:38 [Del]

Hello I'd like to do some 3D banking, if you know what I mean.

313 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 17:50 [Del]

I haven't been VIPPING as much as I'd like to.

314 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 19:24 [Del]

In a post-VIPPER world there is no VIP

315 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-20 21:38 [Del]

VIP it easy

316 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 06:10 [Del]

I have neglected my responibilities for many months now...

Posting to rectify the situation.

318 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 12:31 [Del]

The quality is like cheese: if you heat it up, it becomes droopy and finally melts

319 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 16:56 [Del]

320 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-21 18:13 [Del]

Feeling and not thinking.

321 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 04:17 [Del]

I want to learn the way of Tanasinn.

322 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 04:31 [Del]

>>321
You never will.

323 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 07:44 [Del]

A friend of mine had some VIP quality pancakes recently. His face was burning afterwards.

I wasn't sure if it was VIP or not

324 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 08:48 [Del]

GIMME MORE, GIMME MORE OF THE SWEET SWEET FACE BURN

325 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 09:00 [Del]

I don't like ascoobus !!!

326 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 17:16 [Del]

私のちいんぽが固いだな!

327 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 18:40 [Del]

>>326
(゚Д゚)ハァ?
ちいんぽって何ですか?

328 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 19:15 [Del]

>>327
「ちんこ」っていう意味と思うよ

329 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 19:25 [Del]

>>328
ですよねー

330 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-22 20:19 [Del]

你好吗?

331 Name: VIPPER : 2010-06-23 08:42 [Del]

The LEAST SERIOUS KIND OF RAPE is when the man and woman agree beforehand to only do it in her number two, but instead the man also puts it in her number one afterward.

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