Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/
Part 7: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263873012/
Part 8: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1272829922/
I have jumped the gun by one minute to try to do things correctly. I will proceed to chastise myself until tomorrow.
Everybody who participated in the last thread, otsukaresama deshita!
A side note for the last poster of the previous thread: there are always 1001 posts in SAoVQ threads.
>>1-san: I have put you on a permanent ignore, public and private. I have found you disturbing, rude and generally not worth talking to. According to the channels you hang on, it strengtens the effect of wanting to put you on ignore because of my lack of interest in you as a person. This message is not meant to be rude to you, just to inform you that i won't see anything of what you type from now on.
>>8-san, I think it's inconsiderate to announce whom you have blocked. It negatively impacts the community by encouraging people to register new accounts, which reduces accountability and the effectiveness of using a blocklist. Moreover, I was not the only person posting under that username.
I bumped the previous thread today. Should I bump this one too?
乙
Bumping this thread will cause a painful death within two weeks.
Sorry.
Bumping this thread will cause a heron to come and mess up your pots and pans within two weeks.
Sorry.
Bumping this thread will cause you to ascend to VIP Heaven.
Sorry, VIPPERS, it is my time.
┼ .(´＼ /｀／｀) ＋
(ヽ、＼ ＿ / ／ ,／）
+ * (ヽ、 ＼〃＾ ｀ヽ ／ ／） +
⊂ﾆ ｉ{ |｣ﾊ∧ﾊi ﾆ⊃
+ ⊂､ ||(i｣ ﾟ -ﾟﾉ|| ⊃ Do not be afraid, VIPPERS. The Secret Afterlife of VIP Quality awaits you!
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Who should I give my love to? My respect, and my honor to? Who should I pay good mind to? After Allah and Rasullullah comes DADDYCOOL!
6.07 AM VIPPING. I want to sleep.
こなたW
MAY WE REACH THE TOP OF 1,001 MOUNTAIN FASTER THAN ANY THREAD BEFORE! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAM!
IT'S ALMOST 0900 here. VIPPING to the max.
10am VIPPING as hard as I can.
Still haven't got that first coffee into my system yet though.
Am I the only one unhappy that the last thread ended with a sage?
Bumping before leaving to clean stuff up at a bar! I'm actually supposed to be leaving now, but I am a VIPPER before I am a member of society. VIPPING comes first.
Bumping after work.
Now drum lessons in 20'
I don't have any lectures tomorrow. Just letting you know.
I was picked first when we were choosing the teams today. I guess having me write the whole project was more important than working with good friends.
>>34
I only have one! Then I'm going to RPG club from 1pm to about 10.
Perhaps my only post for today.
>>35, you must stand up for yourself! Don't do all the work yourself! But you shouldn't just let the project fail either. You should take charge and divide the work. Assigning people specific parts is best because it makes them accountable. You'll be surprised how compliant people can be if you ask them to do specific things with the confidence of a VIPPER.
>>40
Actually I write the code and the two other guys write the documentation and reports. It's the best for all of us this way; I just sit at it one night and I'm done without having to fix others' work.
I'm seriously considering kicking the internet habit. I find no joy in anything in the electronic world anymore.
>>46
Go for it! It can be healthy to spend some time offline. Just don't forget that you'll always have a home back at SAoVQ.
>>46 I tried that, and was back within 4 days.
I spend an average of 14 hours a day online, ugh
>>48
You should really consider shortening your time spent online if not just taking a full break. I was like you, probably even worse, for years up until just recently and actually developed pretty severe mental problems from it. My friends saved me from total destruction by basically forcing me off the computer, but it was pretty painful and embarrassing. I still have a hard time letting go.
The internet can rule, but the moment when you look in the mirror and see an emaciated and sick man who is just wasting away on anonymous messageboards, building nothing out of your life, you're going to be disgusted with yourself. I know I was.
Still, this place is all right. I still visit often but rarely post anymore. Maybe when I fully recover I'll come hang with you dudes again like I used to.
>emanciated and sick man who is just wasting away
This reminded me of that one part in Welcome to the NHK.
Yeah, I found out the hard way that Welcome to the NHK is based on a true story. I learned a lot though, as fucked up as it was.
Can't believe I'm so close to the end.
I spend a lot of time on the net as well. I probably average about 10 hours on a Wednesday, due to the fact I've got no classes and loads of coursework to do with the only available assessment briefs being on-line, but I guess I break that up by sleeping more than usual (I average 5 hours a night the rest of the week, but I sleep 12 hours on a Tuesday and either a Friday or a Saturday night), cooking, chatting to my flatmates and occasionally playing PS2 with them.
I do have a social life, but I'm also pretty tight-fisted with money, plus as I said tons of coursework to do, so the rest of the week I probably average 6 hours a day.
When I was a child, a toddler, I thought to myself, "What should I do with my life? Is there any reason to be alive at all?" Through thought, I discovered my answers. I should devote my life to making others happy and enjoying the random noises the people of the Earth produce. As for the second question, I determined the answer was, "No," except for reasons I could arbitrarily decide for myself.
I spend an absolutely excessive amount of time on the Internet, and I regret nothing, nor will I ever regret a single moment spent. Every single moment of my life is a perfect waste of time, for we all come to the same conclusion in the end, regardless of our Earthly accomplishments and wishes. I have the potential to be an astronaut, the next president, the most brilliant mathematician, anything I want to be. All I want to be is a VIP.
I love my life. Every day is a new experience, every conversation feels like an important exchange, every person I meet is unique. I have learned that the key to happiness is letting go of the illusion.
Let go.
You can get the man off the internet, but you cannot get the internet off the man?
This post is a tribute to a fellow I like to call VIPPER.
I haven't been here for a few months, have my VIPcoins collected interest?
jewish anal rape of doom, in memoriam
Going to the dentist tomorrow. I haven't been to a dentist in three years. I'm scared.
I walked barefoot on concrete and asphalt for about an hour under the scalding sun today, now my feet are full of bubbles. It hurts to walk...
>>54 has a similar outlook on life as I do.
A friend and I were talking about it recently, actually. He said that when he realized the things >>54 described in his posts, he felt very sad, and meaningless.
Which confused me, because I, like >>54, found solace in them.
I believe it is because he spends too much time thinking, and not enough time feeling.
Good luck to you!
Pop the bubbles. Seriously it hurts like hell, but they seem to heal faster, at least in my experience.
Last night I was working and a guy came up and gave me a Shin-chan manga in Japanese. Then he ran off before we could chat. wwww
I'm 21 and I just bought the first orange in my life. Choosing between the spoon method and the knife method is an important call for me.
>>65
Those links at the bottom are nice too, all the Daddycool you could ever want!
>>65
eXxcellEnT ;)
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Four days, and we're already to 71 posts! Today's my short day at school. I have political science and philosophy with the shitty new teacher.
I was bored, so I read http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future (The Unabomber Manifesto). A great read.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikisource/en/c/c0/Disruption_of_the_power_process.png this image is worth looking at
http://yutori7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1262841484/
Daddycool should have won the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to promote cross-cultural understanding
Onii-cha~~n!
I just burned a fly to death with my flashlight.
This ain't the Garden of Eden. There ain't no angles above.
fuck no i don't care for this shit.
>>75
E2D, the bulb replaced with a 150 lumen one. The fly was dead in ten seconds.
Zetta Beeeam!
Grado HP-1s will damage your hearing, even with a tube amp.
I always mean to post in this thread, but I usually don't get around to it...
I haven't been able to VIP for 6 days so I'm celebrating by posting while taking a shit.
Unfortunately if I close my legs enough to support my laptop and type with both hands I can no longer shit so really this is less than ideal.
I am a bee. Buzz buzz buzz.
I hate chat threads
Why am I still up? It's 05:48!
Where does one find girls?
I am Jeff Mills. Dun dun du-n-dun-dun, Dun dun dun-dun-dun, Doo doo doo-doo-doo intellectual interview, Dun dun dun-dun-dun
>>87
Doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo low pass filter doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo turn cutoff up doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo cutoff down doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo doo doo-doo doo-doo
And that's "The Bells" in a general fashion.
here
"Man, if that's hell... fuck it, you know? I mean, I could chill there. Unless Scorpion came and started gettin' in your shit. 'Cause it'd just be like... 'You're a dick, man.'"
>>82
Hey, I'm doing that too, but luckily there's a countertop that I can use, just have to sit on the toilet sideways.
Here's my daily bump~
SHITBALLS UP MY ASS
On my way home, I heard some cats mewing. It turns out they there two kittens underneath a concrete sewer rise. I tried to lure them out, and they just jumped straight down into the hole to get away. Badass.
Why did I not bump this thread yesterday when I had change?
>>96
Sorry VIPPER, I forgot yesterday and here is my bump for today.
What does it mean when a girl is specifically looking into a male flatmate? Am I looking too much into it?
I do not always bump this thread because I don't always have something to post that I think will amuse or interest other VIPPERs.
>>98, you might be looking into it too much. She could just be tired of living with female flatmates for whatever reason. Of course, it depends on the exact situation that she expressed this desire.
I've been dodging some bullets in my courses, but now it's time to buckle down. I have some important things coming up to work on.
How is VIPPER?
Slept through my classes, but no biggie, those classes are on stuff I've already covered extensively.
Spending the day tidying up and maybe doing assignments. Oh, and being VIP, obviously.
>>100
I'd drop that class if I were you, bullets will end your academic studies very quickly.
My first semester is just AS/A-level stuff that I took all the right courses for and thus already know. Luckily it means I can focus on my VIP hobbies.
Don't worry, academic VIPPERs, I'm cheering for all of you! ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
Let me share a small event that made me disproportionally happy.
Tomorrow, I'm going to school on a bike. Today, I am hungry and want to eat a supper. I was in a tight situation when I discovered that I have enough cornflakes for only one meal left! I had to choose between either going to bed hungry or risking not having enough strength tomorrow morning. What do I do, what do I do? Then I see something under the table. What's that? Is that an unopened, fresh if forgotten, toast bread? That's exactly it! I am saved and also eating four slices of toast bread with strawberry jam.
>>105
Bread with jam is the most VIP quality meal ever, coming from a fellow jam-bread consumer
I always forget text art mode because I use a css tweak displaying everything with Mona, the only convenient way to have AA display right outside of windows ;_;
>>107
I thought that all posts are in Mona be default. I'm sorry, VIPPER.
VIPPing from a lecture where for some reason we are hearing a lengthy story about mistaking Gaelic for garlic.
Forgot my age
I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand!
ARE YOU READY FOR INSERTIO?!
Do I have to post if all I do during the day is lurk?
More then 100 posts in 10 days.
>then
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>>117
WHOOHOO!
These threads always seem to pass by so quickly in their first days, but putter out into our usually speed after a couple weeks.
I may be wrong though, so feel free to prove me wrong~
I think that audio surf is pretty cool to play on my zune, but I sort of see that it wasn't made as good as the pc version that you have to buy because it's free software.
It's still pretty fun though.
SAoVP and SAoVQ seem to have gained 2 unVIP threads in my absence(not that it had anything to do with my absence)
Water tastes good in certain VIP induced conditions.
You know, sometimes I wonder,
"Are they VIPPER?"
as I pass by somebody.
We are fast approaching the 10000 post mark in SAOVP. How the time does fly.
>>127
I think VIPPER is referring to the location thread in SAoVQ and the "-1" bullshit in SAoVP.
Feel good!
VIP Quality is impossible.
For the first weekend in my life, I have actually received an invitation to a Friday night event. Not only that, but I received two and can't decide which one to follow -- my life is truly changing rapidly.
A girl invited me over to her house. She asked me to come at 21:00 "to just hang out and watch movies until whenever."
I just stayed home and played on the internet. #NEET#
I wanted to try and finish my last essay for university this weekend, but looking after dogs turned out to be a bit more demanding than previously expected. At least it gave me time to do some more reading, quote-mining and genereal thinking on the subject.
I also beat DQIX today with a single character. Nobody else ever entered into the party, save for those jobs that required another party member due to gameplay mechanics. Now that I've finished it, I don't see the point in the post-game content - the whole thing looks pretty 'done' to me.
The only person within a 2 hour radius that I am capable of making eye contact with is my ex. She doesn't want to see me for several more days. I'm so lonely.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I just finished Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) On easy mode...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) With all of my continues...
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dook dook oontz dook oontz clapityclap oontz
Bump donk bump donk bump donk bump donk
Wee-yoooow Wee-yoooow boop bamp bap-bap
Making a lasagna, in your punani
Impressive Mustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision Basketball, in your punani
He-Man and Skeletor, in your punani
Producing lots of records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
???? and Harris(?), in your punani
Helen Grocery, in your punani
Grilling a Panini, in your punani
Lucky Co. Express, in your punani
Langside and Furby, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Selling crystal meth, in your punani
I want to cash my check, in your punani
Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Furby and Langside, in your punani
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani
As I rushed to turn the kettle off before the water boiled completely I realised the place I'm borrowing is big enough to bu-n in, which made the wait for my tea to brew very enjoyable.
Here I am to save the world I am
Cooking up some habanero, garlic and ginger sauce; damn the fumes are making me sneeze.
I haven't had anything to eat for a few days. I've also been a bit grumpy. Maybe there's a link!
I found an old friend's ad when looking for a flat myself. She's moving out. I wonder where to.
I bought a coat that makes me want to VIP.
I was supposed to go visit my parents today but I ended up waking up at 6pm...
Still, I'm going to see Akira with some friends in two hours. A local theatre is showing it on it's iMax screen!
Okay it wasn't an iMax. But the theatre sold out and it still ruled.
A couple Jehovah's Witnesses come a knockin' the other day. I actually talked to them, and it was kinda cool. We discussed how religion is the cause of most wars, and how the various Gods lead to conflict. I was surprised how honest they were.
Midterms, midterms...
I saw a girl in a tram today and she was looking straight into my eyes. It went on for ten seconds or so, then I smiled since I suspected that she knew me. She smiled back and then left at her stop.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2010/10/whitman-campaign-typo-underscores-the-dangers-of-tweeting.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWUYMWlEyo&fmt=18
California candidate for governor accidentally posts link to video of Japanese crossdresser playing K-on song on her Twitter
I'm getting tired of the drama/relationship shit in #SAoVQ. Where's LiteralKa when you need him.
>>159
I second that statement. Both drama and relationships are completely irrevelant to SAoVQ and should be left out as it only tends to undermine quality.
Sometimes I wonder if fish can tell when it's raining
>>160
When I see an unVIP post, I visualise a horse posting on SAoVQ and making that post, because horses obviously can't make QUALITY posts. It's a fantasy that helps me cope with unVIPness.
Speaking of horses, I'm thinking of being one for Halloween. What are the plans of other VIPPERs?
>>165
Skeleton mask, fluorescent orange hat and head torch. Standard, really. Although I probably won't do anything <__>
My friends and I are talking about getting really high and going out somewhere to preform a ritual or something from some spell book or something, just for kicks.
Do as >>171 says and summon tanasinn. Rid the world of thought and usher in a new era of feeling.
I challenge someone to dress up as an AA character for Halloween.
I challenge someone to dress up as a Shitty Thread Mona for Halloween.
I tried a Hawaiian pizza with jalapenos today. It was pretty awesome.
Here's my writing process:
Then...
Repeat until finished.
I feel stuck.
Here's my writing process:
* Wait until 3AM. Slam on keys half-cohernetlu Then...
* Post stuff..
* Post tfifss.........Writing anything is creating something.
>>181 Sounds like you're getting ready to post on Bleach forums!
ワ ハハハ!
Meat!
Package arrived safely. :3
It's getting cold and I don't have mittens.
Is it OK to post utter tosh if I remember to super-polite-size it with a sage?
I haven't been bumping this thread recently! I feel kind of bad about this.
>>188
ONLY if it's off the front page with little to no chances of it being bumped back.
There was that girl in the compartment that was trying to fit it. She smiled/laughed at everything the couple sitting opposite of her said. I really dislike people desperately trying to fit it and so my whole journey was mostly about concentrating on how I hate her.
There was a VIPPER posting right above me complaining about and judging some girl he didn't even know. I really dislike >191 and so my whole post is about how much I hate him or her.
>>191
That's called being polite! If you didn't laugh at every bad joke your company makes you'd look rude!
>>194
I'm >>191-san and I ONLY laugh at absolutely hilarious jokes. I hate everyone else because they DON'T HAVE THE SAME APPRECIATE FOR HUMOR AS I DO! NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME! Sigh, I wish my life was filled with 24 hours of nonstop entertainment. If only the supermarket store clerk would ask me, 'paper or plastic or poop?' and if only my boss would ask me about my reports in-between fart jokes. Only then would I be happy! ;A;
I wonder how many people here smoke cannabis.
Personally, this VIPPER does not. It leads to people participating in threads that involve bumping or posting gibberish.
I got a haircut yesterday and now I feel invincible.
I just had three lectures in a row!
I shaved my beard, but having a shoulder-length hair and no facial hair feels weird.
Do you feel like Darth Vader?
What should I have for dinner today?
Being awesome is good for your ego.
physical graffiti in hyperspace
MUST. PUT. PENIS. IN. FATE-CHAN.
Daily bump!
>>215
I can't seem to find her. Then again, I haven't been looking much either.
Good morning, SAoVQ, I am going to a Graniph store's grand opening today. I hope the shirts they have for sale will be VIP quality.
HERE's that thread!
>>220
They're pretty okay. I used to have a few, Beams T is superior if you're into comics though.
Yesterday I confirmed that I'll be taking the room. Today I realised that it's a terrible idea and now I have to call everything back. I don't know what to say.
>>224
Yeah I knew the room was a bad idea from the start. Small, dark, dingy. Not a good room at all. Good rooms are spacious and make you feel happy. Plus that green carpet, yeck. Let this be a warning to all VIPPERs interested in the room.
i came here to read about debito
>>216
would he put a real woman in the wash
>>225
Don't worry mysterious VIPPER! There are plenty of nice places out there.
I cannot say my loneliness is gone, I know it well, it follows me through all my days
I missed 2.5 weeks of class, and my only class with midterms actually had them bumped back to this day, and it was all on stuff I already knew.
An angel blessed me with her moondust (・∀・)
Also, my girlfriend said that 2ch emotes were better at showing the differences between Asians than white media (ALL LOOK SAME). Would you agree or disagree?
for reference:
（ ´∀｀） Japanese
（ ｀ハ´） Chinese
<丶｀∀´> Korean
I said that I don't want the room anymore because someone I don't want to meet turned out to live on the same street. Was it acceptable to lie in order to not be rude? Or should I have just said that I don't want to live with a hermetic group of old friends? I'm torn and I feel terrible.
By replying to this post you virtually sit on a grassy knoll near me and we look at the starry sky together. It's so pretty.
>>230
That stupid room! Stupid rooms! Kick them in the head! Lie to them! Oh yeah fuck you rooms.
>someone I didn't like lived on the same street
I don't think that's a good reason. After all, you'll probably be spending most of your time in the room. wwwwwww
>>233 It all makes so much sense now!
>>226 fuck debito he ruined japan the damn racist "foreigners should have more rights because they're foreign" that's like saying "black people shouldn't have to score as high on the SAT because they're black" damn hippie get off my internet I AM CALL POLICE UNIT!
the penis, she is growing
At this point discovering that the average SAoVQ user is a racist suffering from a severe case of cultural cringe is not shocking in the least.
Congrats 'your girlfriend' is either lazy or a racist for relying on 2ch emotes rather than actually getting out to learn more about any of these groups in a sane and knowledgable way
Also why would you rely upon a system of emoticons which in of themselves are deeply racist and are generally used by the population who invented them to portray racist stories and stereotypes as the sound basis upon which you would found your knowledge of the 'asian races'
bshwump
>>242
We have perfected genetic engineering! Alternatively, is that just a family of mutts, made up of all of the races?
>>238,239 should take it easy.
I'm going to be a penguin for Halloween because I couldn't find a horse mask. I visited my parent's house and found a cracked 10-year-old penguin mask to use.
I'm probably going to be sitting around the house in my dressing gown on Halloween, browsing the net.
I'll be home alone, browsing the net, maybe watching anime or playing a SHMUP.
I just hope I'm not dragged out to go drink or go clubbing again. That was a horrible experience.
I just want a nice, relaxing Halloween with my waifu~
I have no idea what I'll do. I can't even look that far into the future!
>>239
I think you're a little misguided. Most of the "racist" stuff here is a joke. There is definitely no cultural cringe here either. Most people here couldn't give less of a crap about Japan, they just like it's products. Hell I don't even think that many people have very much legitimate interest in really bringing over 2ch net culture either.
Although >>238 is certainly not a joke and sort of makes me want to give him a swift kick in the face, ugh.
>>239
Wait, now I think your post is a joke, nevermind. Carry, on.
About to have the first IM conversation of my adult life. Why can't people just use phones?
>>251
Because some of us fucking brick it (as they say) when it comes to speaking with someone not incredibly familiar (and sometimes those people too) on the phone.
I noticed my webcam light was on, and I know it's on when it's streaming video to somebody, so I covered it with tape and as soon as I did that the light turned off.
Jesus christ somebody was fucking watching me, what the fuck?
BUGGERS
>>253 Mine does that with Skype / Google occasionally. I think that it can also be used as a way to make sure that your webcam is working.
but who knows...?
Damn, I just cut myself with the back side of a saw blade, though it was one of those extra thin GLORIOUS NIPPON style ones. Who needs stitches when you've got super glue.
>>253
ww I put a band aid on my webcam some months ago when it was looking at me.
I haven't visited in a while, glad to see you guys haven't changed ♥
I feel the obligation to post in this thread outweighs my duty to post things that pass unhindered through my quality filter.
No sleep for me tonight.
BOO!
Since it's 6:00 AM and everybody else is probably sleeping, I just went down to the kitchen naked. Boy, what an adventure. If you're looking for an adrenaline boost, try it sometime.
I got drunk and couldn't sleep so I plan on staying up for the next 12 hours at least. I wonder what my hangover will be like.
Let's have some bump, yeah?
I went trick-or-treating as a Juggalo, and I'm in college.
Waking up at 3am to deal with annoying and self-entitled ebay shoppers is not VIP Quality.
Just thought you should know.
An agent is sent on an undercover mission to a foreign country. He walks down the street when he sees another agent going the other way. Only he is aware of what that agent has in his briefcase. The camera slows down, the sounds become muffled, the agents look each other in the eye as they pass each other, and the second agent slightly nods in recognition. Then the audio and video go back to normal and the agents go on like nothing happened.
That happened to me except it was not an agent but a fan of my city's football club in a faraway place.
>>269
If you keep staying up you won't get one, unless you don't eat or drink, in which case you'll get a "hangover" just from dehydration.
DAIRY BAMPU
I never really bothered to look for good friends in real life, especially since it's so much easier on the Internet. However, I've recently been learning that although finding such people in real life is an arduous task, it's well worth it. Even if becoming their friend is even harder.
>>270
I had the same idea, but instead I stayed at home and played Team Fortress 2
I ended up sleeping for 3 hours after all, I felt pretty dizzy for 6 hours afterwards.
Life feels pretty weird when you don't have any goals or objectives to complete.
Is living life by the moment and lettings things happen on their own a good way to live?
>>280
I slept more this past weekend then I during all of last week, because I had way too much work to do! I even slept though a Halloween party.... ( ._.)
>>281
Go and make things happen! Life has no meaning unless you have direction. Meet people, take up a new hobby. Keep yourself entertained!
Today marks the second month of angrily thrashing in the bathroom every morning because I can't seem to do with my hair what the barber did so easily. I already broke two hand mirrors and countless combs.
My fiancee's been sleeping a lot lately. I hope she's not sick :(
This is my first bump of Thread 9. I see that it was not named Thread 09.
Į äm šō bõrèd
Even when you have no home, you have the AREA.
Even when you have no possession, you have your QUALITY.
Even when you are no one, you are VIPPER.
DO YOU HAVE ANY BUMP?
I MUST GO BUMPING
Do you rike our bump?
My feets are cold!
BUMPer cars.
My back is in ridiculous amounts of pain.
>>297
My polite sage reflex caused me not to bump the thread... like it's 1998.
VIPPING THRO~UGH THE NIIIIIGHT!
>>294
OMG! I like totally say that to myself sometimes. I find a bit of flaming petrol usually solves the problem, but make sure you're barefoot or wearing cotton, those synthetic fabrics can be nasty.
Thank you, 282-san and 284-san.
Life not proceeding well.
In one my various weird dreams that I had, I was in a lecture and the the teacher showed the class the OP for One Piece and I burst out crying.
I'm pretty much indifferent to One Piece and I've never really watched or read much of it so I don't know why the fuck that happened.
I wonder if a PWM circuit would let me run it at lower RPMs?
What a terrible day we have today. It's so grim and the fact that I'll be waiting the whole day for important info doesn't help. I would get something to drink, but I can't risk being even slightly drunk when the business guys come over.
There's this one girl that always sits near me in our lectures. I think she wants me to say hi?
>>307
Tell her that if she wants to meet you she should beat you in a wrestling showdown, then break a plastic chair on her head.
Last night was very strange. At one point, randomly, my night veered from going home and VIPPING to getting high and going to a strip club.
>>304
I was going to say we need a dream thread, but it turns out there are already two.
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186198593
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1202570874
If I have an interesting dream, I'll revive one of them.
I'm doing a folklore study on the folk culture of SAoVQ for a formal paper. What does VIPPER think of this?
I went to a night club last night it was pretty ok.
>>315
Not quite, though the only people that will read it will be my professor and (possibly) the two other students that are in my group; they are doing presentations on other subjects.
I'm trying to think of a way I can do my project without mentioning the AREA by name or web address...
I thought this would be a good assignment to do because VIPPER has a clearly observable folk language, lore, and culture.
I plan on doing interviews with VIPPER through a thread, possibly...
Any feedback is more than welcome! (；｀・ω・)
I stabbied his FACE and his CHULDER and his EYESES and his LIPSES and his CKULL and his LEFT FOOD and then his RIGHT FOOD and then STOMAK and then his HAIR and then his ARMS and finally his DROOPY HEART.
DQN DQN LOL
cadaverous mothafuckas
You shoot like lick.
Sleeping pattern over the last few days:
Friday: Wake up at midnight
Saturday:Fall asleep (after an admittedly very productive day and a party) at 5am, then wake up at 5pm
Sunday: Fall asleep at 2pm
Monday: Wake up at midnight.
It's my first time today, and it'll be my first time tomorrow, too!
How are you guys doin'?
It's my first time today, and it'll be my first time tomorrow, too!
How are you guys doin'?
Fuan no Tane is pretty tanasinn.
Hi, I've just recently purchased a NDS Lite and want to get an R4 for it but read a lot about poor quality clones with problems like blown DS fuses, memory card corruption, flimsy build, poor compatibility with new games or firmware(i.e. Wood R4), etc.
I'm thinking about buying either an original R4DS or going for clones like R4i or R4 SDHC and was wondering what experiences VIPPER has with these specific cards.
>>332
Last I heard, the R4 is incredibly outdated. In any case, you would probably be better off getting a card like an Acekard, EDGE, or something that is updated at a similar rate.
Personally, I have an Acekard with a different firmware and I've only had problems with compatibility and such due to not having the latest update.
I woke up at 7:30am after 10 hours sleep, after having been awake for 28 hours! Maybe it's almost back to normal!
>>332
Seconding that stock-R4 is bad news, as I've known a few people who got burned. Do seek out SDHC support & a team with frequent firmware updates. I can only speak for Cyclo which I've had no problems (No issues with speed, or compatibility). Now's a good time since the early days of messy patching and workarounds no longer needed （´ー`）
I have returned from my exile.
I'm currently feeling pretty good.
Unfortunately, that'll eventually change and I'll end up going back into my depression. ( ´Д｀)
>>338
That kind of attitude is exactly what will bring you back into your depression,
>>339
Or out of it. Eventually he'll end up getting out of depression, faster so if he really works at it.
I have accidentally coupled OTC anti-allergy medicine with copious amounts of vodka and Kool-Aid soft drink.
Funny antics as a result so far:
*Trying to find my terminal window in my Chromium tabs.
*Staring at an incense for 7 minutes, trying to figure out if it is burning or not.
*Mild hallucinations, mostly seeing movement where there is none.
I can only imagine what my dreams are going to be like.
>>348
You should not have challenged me.
Witness my mighty strategies:
|_|_|_|
|X|O|_|
|_|_|_||_|_|∆|
|X|O|_|
|❄|_|_|How do I guaranteed it?
|☃|_|∆|
|X|O|_|
|❄|π|♞||∴|☠|☠|
|☠|∴|☠∵
|☠∵∵☠∵
I ca∵∴t∵∴∵∴
as much as I understand the futility of war, I hate when people get sentimental about killing an enemy soldiers, ie he had a life and family too. Yeah so? If I don't kill him, he's gonna kill me.
All's fair in love and war. Who cares about the enemy when he has a gun aimed at you.
>>363
I think it's easy to say that when you've only ever seen it in a movie.
I hope the planet gets hit with a big meteorite, there won't be any war when we're all choking on ash.
>>365
That peace will probably last a long time and solve all of our problems.
Thanks meteor!
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great,
And would suffice.
>>363
Great news, wars of the future will no longer require soldiers! It will be all about peacekeeping drones and insurgents who had it coming!
I love you guys.
I got a hundred and sixty acres in the valley
Got a hundred and sixty acres of the best
Got an old stove there that'll cook three square
And a bunk where I can lay me down to rest.
Up at dawn to greet the sun
I've forgotten what a care or worry means
Head for home when day is done
With my pocket money jinglin' in my jeans.
I've got a hundred and sixty acres full of sunshine
Got a hundred and sixty million stars above
Got an old paint hoss, I'm the guy who's boss
On the hundred and sixty acres that I love!
Up at dawn to greet the sun
I've forgotten what a care or worry means
Head for home when day is done
With my pocket money jinglin' in my jeans.
I've got a hundred and sixty acres full of sunshine
Got a hundred and sixty million stars above
Got an old paint hoss, I'm the guy who's boss
On the hundred and sixty acres that I love!
Got an old paint hoss, I'm the guy who's boss
On the hundred and sixty acres that I love!
>>373
I have been banned forever from 4ch*n last month for "spamming", despite not having posted there for a half year. I think I'm gonna ignore the appeal form and just keep it this way.
I shall attempt to up my posting.
This thread needs an age.
I'm not feeling particularly well. Terrible stomach ache.
(" ・ิ_・ิ)っ-๎
違うよ！これはスパーターです！
嘆きます
I'm helping someone celebrate their birthday today.... but I'd rather just sit in and work on assignments.
http://512kb.net/flash5.htm I stayed up for another night. And now I have a paper due in English that I haven't worked on... sigh
I decided I'd stay in after all since someone I really don't like will be turning up shortly. Luckily they're all going out and I'll have the flat to myself.
>>387
I was feeling kinda depressed but seeing that video for the first time in ages cheered me up a bit, thanks.
>>389
I once masturbated in the den of my room-mate/his family when they had all gone out to see Harry Potter. When they came home after I retreated to the back I felt like a wizard.
God damn you and your bombs, Dr. Mashirito!
I've been feeling strangely detached from the Area lately...
Me too. I haven't been posting much at all recently, or even bumping this thread on my first visit of the day. I sincerely apologise to you all, and will try harder from now on.
>>397
You shouldn't have to "try" to post... it should be natural...
I, too, haven't been attending the AREA as often as I used to.
But we must face the question:
Is it the AREA? Or is it VIPPER?
It is the 400 GET
My feel are profusely bleeding.
>>402
And I. But then again I tend to avoid human contact as often as possible, so it is natural that I'd... sniff neglect you guys sometimes...
I can't think of anything to say that isn't pathetic in some way, so I'll just post this for today before it's 12 AM.
We should invite some people. I have paid for 30 12-month subscriptions. They expire by the end of December.
Shintaro Kago is SUPER VIP.
http://samehat.blogspot.com/2007/09/memories-of-others-by-shintaro-kago_09.html
>>406
After reading the first page, I thought myself clever and investigated the last page to see if I would get the entire story. It makes as little sense as any of his other work this way, so I'm satisfied.
Take it easy！！！
VIPCHATS!
#saovq in Rizon to know when the next one will be :3
I'm feeling like spaghetti tonight.
After alot of procrastinating, I finally got around to reading Berserk. I think that it's pretty cool despite seeing the main character get raped by some black guy when he was a kid.
Call your girlfriend "onee-chan"
Reading some really bad fanfics instead of doing anything useful.
Why, since you asked, I'm drinking herbal tea, programming some generic game code, and meditating on how best to be as convoluted as possible on my current assignment.
It's that time again when I cry about being alone and unlucky.
勉強なう
>>418
I did that yesterday when I was lying in bed.
Anyway, I decided to check out Boku to issho, and it's pretty funny.
I actually got my last three girlfriends to call me "onii-chan", and I only happened to date anyone at all because I got out of my house and found myself in the right places at the right times (give or take a little social daring, such as when I yelled "I like your body!" in response to "I like your shirt!").
>>423
Fuck you. You get to have nice things that I can't, and therefore I resent you and hate your guts.
Just bought Age of Empires 3 for 10 Microsoft Points (10 cents). I've been playing Age of Empires 1, 2 and Online for the last couple of days so this is awesome.
>>424-425,427
I don't feel the same way.
I'd rather have her call me onee-sama.
That's a whole difficulty level higher.
I'm not a urologist.
My love for you is like a truck...berzerkar...
Do you want to making fuck? berzerkaar!
BERZERKAAAR‽
>>431
My love for you is ticking clock, berzerker. Would you like to suck my cock? Berzerker.
My ticking clock is a ticking clock
YARANAIKA
My love for you is an assembly of finely tuned swiss gears, pulleys, springs and such that mesh perfectly to move a single, miniscule step each second
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAああああああああ
I'm sick of men.
The feeling of cooking something that comes out right for once.
I remember once hearing a guy say that he acted his worst when he met people to decide if they were good enough to be friends and see if he could depend on them when he would really need them.
>>444
So he only attracts doormats who will tolerate some asshole guy or girl they just met?
>>446
If your only explanation is absurd or terribly unflattering, then either the people concerned are insane or you're wrong.
I met a bunch of interesting people when I was looking for a room. For example, today I visited a pot-smoking hippie.
>>447
According to you, there is no grey area. Life is exactly like that!
COOL FREE INTERNET ARGUMENTS
キャああああ！
I'm cold.
>>449 I believe that, for the most part, all things are black and white! While maybe in some philosophies there can be gray areas, if you can phrase something properly, it is limited to being either true or false.
If, then, while, for, etc
Been having two wanks a day, one in the morning and one in the late afternoon
JUM, pour the tea.
I'm using a fan to dry out the skin on my duck, damn thing's loud. The fan that is, the duck is dead.
bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
I have spent most of my time today in my room, just like every other day, with Miku.
>>458
That was beautiful, VIPPER.
You know, VIPPER, so long as you continue posting beautiful narratives such as that one, I will sit by your side, and look up at you with almond eyes.
"I like stories! You tell them good!"
Won't you tell me another, VIPPER?~
Watashi no homo.
I am usually the only person close to my age at Thanksgiving dinner, but this time a distant second cousin came to visit. We got along beautifully. I will probably never see her again.
No Thanksgiving here.
Thank you, >>458-san, THANK YOU.
I was just sitting down to enjoy my final meal on death row
It was a steak dinner with eggs.
I decided I would also browse SAoVQ once before I died
This is when I came upon >>458's post.
Two lines into reading it my gag reflex immediately kicked in
I sprayed my meal with such strength that the guard was knocked out by the force
As I continued reading I felt the strongest need to throw up
As many more guards came into the room,
I threw up so much that even corrosive stomach acid was flying everywhere
The guards cried in pain as the stomach acids ate at their eyes and tongues
I was able to quickly escape the cell and am now free
Thank you for your disgusting post >>458-san even though I will never read it ever again in fear of my health
Post deleted by moderator.
Oh my. Something happened in my dear Area when I was sleeping?
Post deleted by moderator.
Post deleted by user.
A post, lost in time.
Post deleted by mistake.
What if there was a user with the username "moderator"? What then?
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Greetings from Chile!
I am sorry for not visiting SAoVQ as often as I should. I will try my best to visit more often!
I was almost sure that I was >>387, but then I realized that it could not have been me, as I had never visited the website that they had posted. Then, I clicked on the link and realized that I had seen that flash before, and did not know what to believe or how to proceed.
Also, I spent a good 3 minutes trying to find a post that I think I made in this thread (stating that I had not visited SaoVQ in a while), but could not find it. Also, I learned that quite a few other VIPPERs had not been to SaoVQ in a while either. Also, until a few minutes ago, I had not been to SaoVQ in another while, separate from the first one.
>>487
You are confused because you still believe in the concept of distinct, individual selves. We are all one.
>>488
Truth.
Anyway, is it just me, or is this thread going insanely fast?
Last night I dreamed that somebody in the area had created a VIP breakfast machine that cooked ham and eggs through an unnecessarily complicated machine. After I woke up I was fretting that I was completely out of breakfast food, and wasn't sure what to do since I didn't have time to go to a cafe before class. Then I remembered my dream, and remembered that I actually had ham and eggs that I could make into a ham omelet! Thank you SAoVQ, for feeding me through my dreams!
I'm going to get a good friend of mine (who is a VIPPER) some electric mittens. Anything else that you guys think that is highly VIP?
We're nearing 500.
Oh how time flies～
My Transmission (torrent client) dock icon indicating that I'm downloading things at 1.7 MB/s just made me realize we are living in the future.
Scoping out a self-described "pansexual, queer" reverse trap on okcupid... site calls it a 93% match
Korean International Trade Association.
>>kita
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! >>ｷﾀ
おまんこ
Hello today! As substance to add to this thread: I've stopped eating entirely and am now relying on coffee alone. AM I COOL YET
What is the sound of one VIPPER clapping?
>>502
I had a girl at work do that. She eventually blacked out and collapsed. She turned out alright, but it caused a huge scene with paramedics and all that jazz. You should just eat.
Today is going to be a fucking marathon. I think I fill my schedule with way too many obligations so I stay too busy to realize how lonely I am.
I want to shove hot grits full force down her pants and make her naked and petrified
>>504
Oh yeah, I suppose. I've found that I can only concentrate if I eat, so I guess I have to.
Google 'smoked cheese' -> 'No Way' -> :3c
I really shouldn't be so upset about losing weight, but I can't wear my favourite pants anymore.
>>513
I know what you mean. My warmest jacket is way too big for me now.
I have just purchased a Roomba to be slightly less of a slob. Will you suggest a nickname to give to it? Cool and Fantastic Name, Please!!
>>515
ZAAAAAAAANKOKU NA TENSHIIIIIII NO YO NI SHOOOOOUUUUNEEEEN YO WA SHINWA NI NAAAREEEEE!
[short instrumental solo]
National Institute on Drug Abuse
N - I - D - A
（｀∀´）NIDA!
Call your wife an old tacklebox
I feel like going to my bed and crying myself to sleep.
>>522 Have the cry first! You will feel better afterwards and you will sleep easier.
You are no longer marked as being a gay
>>523
I can confirm that. Look through your window, cry to the night sky, then go to bed. You'll fall asleep immediately.
The uncomfortable truth of the matter is that SAoVQ is ultimately better than the entirety of 2ch, which is now mostly populated by "norms". Even 2ch's VIP boards are full of un-QUALITY, consisting mostly of spam, PIG DISGUSTING individuality, and immaturity.In essence, no matter how bad things get here, there's no way that SAoVQ can match the level of shittiness at 2ch.
>>527
I don't believe this. Saovq, like anything else, can be corrupted.
Lo and the Nanashi of the Orient
Shall be put into bondage
Toiling under foreign kings
For they have neglected my command:
'Ye shall not reveal yourselves unto the nations.'
So sayeth the KAMI.
I woke up sweating!
ぬるぽ
ヌルポ？
Goodnight, VIPPER. Rest well~
Another shite night's sleep. Today, though, I'm going to write a gameboy advance game!
I said a really bad-ass line to my friend today. It could easily qualify as a reassuring line that one friend says when the other is leaving for war in an action film.
This is my first post from Firefox... Opera kept crashing ＿|￣|○
>>542
You should get Adblock plus and NoScript for security measures.
If you ever plan on using IRC then I think that Chatzilla might be a good addon for it, but since I don't ever use it, I'm not entirely sure about it.
If you ever plan on using any file sharing sites (mediafire, megaupload, rapidshare, and a couple of others) Skipscreen works really well and makes using those sites a bit easier.
Also, Flashgot is a pretty good tool to use to download stuff with.
download helper is also a very VIP add-on. I've used chatzilla quite a bit and think it's excellent!
>>542,543,545
Noscript is overkill for me (and I can't trust the author of a security extension who used to hack your adblock install to display his own ads), however Flashblock is really useful to keep CPU usage and distracting annoyances in check.
You should also check out Greasemonkey, Download Statusbar, and maybe Rikaichan.
Tomorrow, a trial. Today, shirt laundering.
That tablecat thread is moving at LUDICROUS SPEED.
Whores and horses.
>>497 here. not sure if reverse trap or actual trap. Damn you, internet.
What's a good websight to practice mahjong?
My arm looks like I'm a robot!
Yesterday someone asked why I went on saovq today. I didn't.
>>557
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
I've heard that this is decent for solo practice.
I am so excited/nervous, I get my University application mark in 6 days!
To piss off a feminist, ask her how she feels about her father's meat and two veg
I don't feel like leaving my bed today.
I am exposing myself to colder air than usual.
...That is all.
Next week consists of three lectures! THAT IS ALL.
I've just discovered that at some point last month I missed an exam in a course I was already doing bad in.
Damn.
I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of water for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from faucets.
I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of ● for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from toilets.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
If you're a VIPPER
●ワ● ＜poop!
I should first wash my hair and then play MGS while my hair is drying, but I'm too lazy to shower now. I'm being inconsiderate and I feel bad about it.
I just came back and im loving the new story board.
Let me tell you about my summer trip to America. I’m waiting at a crossing in LA,
and two friendly guys come up to me.
“Hey, you Japanese?” says one of them.
“Yeah.”
“Well my tattoo’s in Japanese, can you tell me what it says?”
He thrusts out his arm, and sure enough it says “Takezo” in kanji. I tell him it’s
the name of one of our most famous swordsmen, and now he’s got a smile a
mile wide.
Then his friend does the same, sticks his arm out, shows me his tattoo.
“That just says Korea,” I tell him.
I’ll never forget the disappointment on his face.
Hot chocolate is 2 for £3! A single tub costs £2.34! LIFE RULES
There'll be hell to poop
I tried dream inducing last night; it had interesting results. Unlike most of my dreams, I remember making conscious decisions (although I never realized I was dreaming). I suggest VIPPER try it!
HELLO FRIENDS
I need to go to the bank today.
BUMP COMPLETE
Bond, financial instrument Bond.
I am, was, and will have always never not been a proponent of post-postmodernism.
VIPPER, start your engines.
On your mark...
Get set...
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem with post-postmodernism is that the absurdity of the term is really just postmodern.
The problem with post-postmodernism is that it is difficult to translate French puns.
HOT CHOCOLATE ADDICTION is the name of my new hobby.
2 nights ago I got completely wasted at a party. Yesterday I went to a gig. Today I'm gonna sit around in my dressing gown on the net and drink orange juice all day.
This rules.
Euphemism for female masturbation, "teasing the barnacle"
Have to chase up the university to see if they've misplaced an essay of mine. What a drag...
Oh god, I can't remember why!
Last night, I was riding with VIPPER.
That's how he identified himself, anyway.
Then we got in a car chase. However, he managed to lose our pursuers by driving into the sea, then once underwater, he took a sharp right turn, and we were on the freeway.
So, if my driver reads this, I'd like to thank you for getting me out of this situation safely, and sorry I involved you! I should have thanked you earlier, but I woke up before I could say anything.
>>599
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=VIP&year_start=1960&year_end=2008&corpus=0&smoothing=2
1980-1990 was the most VIP decade.
When you ride alone, you're riding with VIPPER
I think I'm gonna make myself sick if I drink any more of this coffee. It's almost 5AM ):
Those shrimp shells I put in the trash are starting to smell.
I have bad luck...
Post, of the happy holiday lazy day.
>>602 The reason that those were very VIP years is because most VIPPERS were born in that decade. As we were being born, we instantly increased the amount of VIP in the world!
I know that I'm late on this, but I'm finally playing Saya no Uta. (´∀｀)
>>603
http://ngrams.googlelabs.com/graph?content=DQN&year_start=1900&year_end=2008&corpus=0&smoothing=3
Are you kidding? Just look at all that DQN!!
is it appropriate to bump before leaving, or just after you arrived?
gwan ti shop
>>614
Personally, I bump as my first post for the day but ― different strokes for different folks, VIPPER.
don't dqn me bro
I don't remember how much I've bumped this thread recently.
Anyway I've drawn possibly the CUTEST little pixel-art bird ^____^;;;
Vipping from the ER.
Vipping from the ER.
:-(
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I'm going to need some warm mittens for winter cycling!
There's no turning back.
I'm staying up tonight to watch the lunar eclipse. I hope other VIPPERs do the same!
How much would it cost for me to get a second penis? Theoretically of course.
、 Good afternoon.
（ ,_ﾉ` ）
ζ
［￣］'E
I've been fed today.
The red moon last night was beautiful, and the sky was clear. I had a perfect view from my balcony. Plus I got to spend it huddled underneath a blanket next to a cute girl (though romance did not ensue.)
I put my mp3 player on random and "VIP STAR" was the first song to play. ( ﾟヮﾟ)
Unfavorable weather and geographic positioning made for a disappointing moon-gazing experience.
Just once I want to sit under the moon loli to issho.
Minecraft is amazing, especially when you haxx0r a bunch of adminium into your inventory and make an indestructo-castle in the nether.
My VIPtronic submission is coming along nicely.
I was gonna impulsively VIP from the bank earlier but there were way too many people in line.
( ´-｀)
ON THIS DAY SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO SANTA "JESÚS" CLAUS CREATED WINTER
I hope you guys have a good christmas. ( ´∀｀)
Merry Christmas~
Santa gave me the balls to apologize to my ex! Merry VIPmas!
I got a PSP with no memory card ;_;
Merry Christmas, VIPPER!
VIPPY VIPMAS VIPPERS!
I don't go on IRC because I feel that I will be made fun of for not knowing how to use it correctly.
http://vip.urbanup.com/676850
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Don't worry, you're not missing anything. The IRC used to be a lot better.
Sad girls.
I become PYRO during new years.
http://www.anondelivers.org/vipcover.jpg
http://www.anondelivers.org/vipcpvr.jpg
Just an idea. Whichever version is sharper.
After owning my office chair for 6 years I finally figured out how to use its lock/unlock function.
I don't sleep at night, but good night, VIPPER!
Is there anyone who want to play mahjong now?
We are waiting for you at 2ch chat room.
http://2chtenhou.chatango.com/
∧ ∧
(・∀ ・) ＜Why don't you play with me?
ノ( )ヽ
< >
VIPPER should join us!
Cold meats! Cheeses! Pates!
Vipping on wifi as Kagura.
"vip" (select inner paragraph) is a VIP Quality vim command!
I just ate some vip quality spagehtti!
>>666
The devil has shown me more secrets on my favourite text editor!
M-x vip-mode
>>670
I think you should be in the drunk thread, VIPPER! Regardless, I hope you're having a good time!
Marisa stole the VIP Quality.
I AM A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT
Time for
SOCIAL
SITUATIONS
The best form of trolling is pointing out simple facts, then let chaos ensue.
The best form of trolling is setting up a gigantic machine of bullshit all laid in proper logic and reason on top of a single well-concealed lynchpin of shit.
The best form of trolling is to sleep under a bridge.
And then scaring the shit out of billy goats.
It's almost new years. So I'll make this my last post for this year!
It is 12:01 where I live. Happy new year!
Rüüürü!
so hungover.
Drank some Johnnie Walker, still have my Jack Daniel's since my friend won't drink any whiskey besides Johnnie.
( ・ω・)
I saw a screenshot of "Haven and Hearth" on the VIP file upload service. I think I will give it a shot.
I ate a tin of anchovies a little while ago, now I'm burping.
±
I forgot to bring a mouse home so I had to go VIPPING with just a keyboard. Then, halfway through my computing day I realized I can use my PS2 controller as a mouse. Now browsing the Internet is like a video game!
I play touhou with a ps3 controller.
>>691
You mean you use a GRAPHICAL WEB BROWSER?
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Posted using Lynx
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>>VIPPERS IN THE CLOSET? NONONO. I DON'T SEE THEM
This thread is now about threads. Threads. Threads.
Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games? Games?
Write games 1000 times on the blackboard.
Energy crisis! Gas needed! GAS GAS GAS GAS? Or perhaps wood is better? WOOD WOOD WOOD WOOD?
VIPPING IN THE WATER TEMPLE!
Jaså? Sitter du her og lærer HTML?
Threading the read thread
Sorry for not bumping often!
My classes this term are Writing, Biology, and Psychology. What about you, VIPPER?
I have no class.
I have a court hearing tomorrow.
I'm a dirty criminal.
I have Chemistry, English Comp 2, Calculus with Trigonometry, and Literature and the Occult.
I'm looking forward to Literature and the Occult. Sounds like it might be an interesting class.
>Come to SAoVQ
>Attempt to click on the shortcut to the thread at the top of the page
>Miss, and click the one listed below it instead
(*≧д≦)
Chef Boyardee is VIP food, especially cheesy cheeseburger and ravioli.
>>709
I went to an authentic Italian restaurant in Rome once, and was shocked to discover that the ravioli tasted exactly like Chef Boyardee.
Bye-bye, fellow VIPPERs, I'm leaving this place. Hope you all have a VIP QUALITY life!
In the past 48 hours, I've slept 32 of them. I shouldn't be going into work today, but I'm going to try anyways.
Anyone else hear about 2ch's impending doom?
>>716
Apparently it has something to do with a group of hackers that exploited a hole in the website's security. I've only talked to one 2cher in a chat room about it, but he said that 2ch is supposed to be replacing everything on their servers. Basically they're starting over? That's if this is correct, of course.
Things are really difficult...
I'm a bee! MOO.
I haven't been in this thread for a while.
If any VIPPER are here, I'll be serving breakfast until 20:00 UTC! Get it while it's hot!
>>722
Oh! I hope I'm not too late. I need some breakfast to cure my hangover.
Hello fellow VIPPERS!
cold! cold! too cold!
I hope my fellow VIPPERs are doing well.
I won even with an empty E-tank!
Is it socially acceptable to approach a girl on the street and ask her if we know each other? I'm not a drooling, smelly fat nerd, if you want to know. I even made a friend that way.
>>733
That's a well known technique for talking to girls. They may or may not assume you're being genuine.
>>733
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1189000206/
Use some VIP pick-up lines
It's my birthday today.
I suddenly can't be arsed doing anything.
I recently had a haircut and now I'm in love with myself!
I'm already starting to see results of me forcing myself to exercise. I just need to do it for some more months.
VIPPING from a shiny new laptop.
VIPPER, there's a DADDY COOL in my soup!
I'm giving this restaurant a five-star VIP-QUALITY rating!
I was called pretty cute today. The complimenter was obviously drunk, but seemed sincere. I'm not interested in other men, but at least somebody finds me attractive! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I'm in love with someone who loves me back!
I recently found http://registry.reallifesuperheroes.org/ and aside from being a bit funny, it sort of restores a bit of faith I have towards people because to actually believe that you can be a hero and try to protect people who are complete strangers to you seems sort of baffling. Even though it ended up for one of them with this article: http://www.komonews.com/news/113246859.html .
Anyway, I wonder what'll happen tomorrow. I hope fellow VIPPERs had a good night.
I can't decide if I should sleep in and skip class or get less than 6 hours of sleep and tough it out! I already know all the material so I wouldn't miss anything, but it's a small class and the professor knows me well, so he'd be disappointed.
>>761 The disappointment is the reason that I no longer skip class. It starts with, "oh, I woke up too late, I can't get ready, I might as not go."
Repeat once or twice more.
Then, "The teacher will make me feel badly if I go now. He'll wonder why I've missed so much class. It was a bad thing of me to do and I'll feel shame and guilt and he will be disappointed in me."
Then I stop going altogether. What's with this weird sense of honor? Has this happened to anyone else?
>>760
"Real Life Superheroes" is essentially made up of 50% neckbeards, 30% irl internet tough guys, 19% vigilantists, and 1% of people who want to "protect people " but were to much of failures to become cops.
one day i want to make an empty forum and hire several different forum posting for hire companies and watch them talk to each other
What are the best English-language imageboards (individual or entire sites), assuming there are good ones?
I missed my first two classes of the trimester due to my fucked up sleeping pattern and generally feeling a bit shit but I fully intend to attend today's classes. I got up at 10pm, I have one tutorial at 10am and one two-hour lecture at 2pm so I'll probably just get home at 5pm and collapse and sleep for about 12 hours.
Gonna be super productive until then too, just put on loads of overdue laundry and cleaned the sink, gonna hoover my room in an hour then have Angus beefburgers for lunch, then get a head start on my course reading, the have dinner at about 6am, then a quick shower and shave followed by an overdue bank visit. In between classes I'll meet up with my mum for a coffee and apologize for missing the family dentist appointment on Monday (didn't get out of bed all day on Monday due to feeling that shitty). It'll be a load of my mind, and I'll have a VIP weekend as a result.
>>771
Number of unique VIPPER is still under scientific debate. I hope that there are many!
>>771
Hey, I slept all day Tuesday as well! ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ )
Today I made the effort - and it's pathetic but it really is an effort - to go to class in the afternoon, but there was a fire alarm just after class started and just before I arrived, and no one else bothered to go back afterwards. I just spent the whole time until my teacher said I could go reading the same (relevant to my course) book I'd been reading at home, so all I achieved was to waste an hour on the journey there and back.
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1293924539/
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1204228496/
(; ﾟДﾟ）I guess these threads didn't help much?
On March 27th, I will have to surround myself with many people to get what I want. If I can stay there despite my social phobia making me really nervous and uncomfortable, I'll be able to buy the object of my desire.
Until then, I'll be working out and trying to improve my self-esteem to deal with having to stay surrounded with people for what could possibly be 8+ hours of standing.
Ouch, that's a shame. The tutor for my first class was 10 minutes late, most of my classmates were ready to give up and leave.
I ended up giving the lecture a miss, but it would have just been two hours of what is already in the course handbook, so fuck it.
Also I didn't cook those agnus beefburgers, but I will today. I fixed my sleeping pattern, which was the main issue.
>>782
May I point out it was the joke?
Regarding the 3DS, definitely not buying at launch. With handhelds being the last platform the Japanese still routinely develop fun games for, and with the early 90's "conceal those japtoons customers won't buy this shit" attitudes making a huge comeback, I'll wait until it's import-broken.
Probably gonna have to be full-on piracy-broken, too, unless there's a safe and legal way to access the foreign stores.
Thankfully, knowing Nintendo's track record with security, that probably won't take longer than a year.
Does any other VIPPER enjoy eating sprouts? I discovered that a big box of sprouts (200g) is an excellent snack for the night. Does a dietician VIPPER suggest that I stop?
There's a website I visit every now and then.
Mostly when I have absolutely nothing else to do, and I'm just looking to kill some time.
I don't do anything when I go- I can't. It's only a log-in page. Aside from pages meant to annoy users who use false log-in information, I've never seen anything aside from this log-in page. Even those are gone now.
I just go, and look. Sometimes I'll try to use log-in information that I know won't work, just to see if I'm wrong. I'm always right, though; "INVALID USERNAME/PASSWORD."
But every now and then, I'll type in the URL, and load the page again, just to see if it's any different.
It isn't. It's just like it has been over the years- a log-in page.
>>787
I love putting sprouts on sandwiches, especially with roast beef. There are some dangers involved since they're raw food, so always eat them fresh and clean, and just don't eat too many. Wikipedia says to stick to under 550g a day.
Nyam nyam nyam nyam ^___^
I am the hungry.
I think tomorrow I will kill the person responsible for my life being shit.
>>795 It'd indirectly be the dead guy's fault for making it shittier, too!
>>794
Why not just shit on his doorstep in the middle of the night? I am sure that will anger him.
I woke up at 5:50 AM, I just now opened the frontdoor to pick up the newspaper.
It's 6:30 PM
I feel like such a hikki.
I couldn't sleep on Saturday night so I went to bed at 5pm on Sunday, after having been awake for over 30 hours.
Then after waking up at 3am I stayed up for 23 hours.
Then I slept for 20 hours.
My body clock is totally fucked.
>>800
I've been having the same problem for the last two or so weeks. I really need to fix this.
>>800
I went to bed at 4 the night before last, got up at 11 thinking "Huh, a reasonable 7 hours". Then I went for a nap at midday and woke up again at around 10pm, only to go straight back to sleep and now I've only just woken up (at half past 1).
Well I got into a fight with him and broke his nose and cut his face and arm. I guess this is how close I get to killing him this year.
I'm a 180cm, 85kg, 23-years-old guy. How much 40% alcohol vodka/whisky would I have to drink to get wasted?
>>805
There are a number of factors, like your genetics, so the best way to find out is to slowly drink until you are wasted.
>>809
Two years and eight days ago that person irrevocably took away form me the most important thing I ever had. I'm sorry, I can't get into further details without making it dangerously personal. You may give me your e-mail address if you want.
Last year I wanted to do something but I just stood before his house.
I wanted to do something again for the second anniversary but I had an important family issue. A week later I waited again, when when he got out I got into a fight and hit and cut him.
>>810
My email is fusianasan.sageru@gmail.com, but IRC works too!
>>812
That's actually the reason why I prefer to be awake at night and to be on the internet during the night.
I'm not working on an independent project that I'm "working" on, but it'll be ok because I have a long time to do it in, and hopefully the time wasted becomes inspiration etc etc.
And technology allows us to live forever, VIPPING for as long as we want.
The "NGP" has been announced. It seems pretty cool.
I have an exam in 40 minutes and I'm still working on my own problems. Namely,
MAP[sb][i >> (size - 1)][i & (BIT(size) - 1)] = file->tile_table[tiles[i]];and how it's not doing what I want. Perhaps I should start over.
>>814
I am always scared by how much I relate to everything VIPPER says.
Well SAOVQ, I'm back from ██████. Surprisingly enough, DADDY COOL let me pay with cudders to get back in. I missed you guys.
>>820
Welcome back! How was ██████? It's been a while since I've last gone there.
I keep devoting much time and energy to an unattainable girl. I keep lying to myself that it's because I just want a close friend.
>>823 Be persistent, VIPPER! Girlfriends don't just fall off trees!
I am excited by that Kareha stylesheet thread.
I believe I lost my keys and my landlord has a short temper. What do I do?
>>828
Confront your landlord and accuse him of stealing your keys.
I now know two people that are sick with a fever that produces dizziness and hallucinations. I'm starting to feel the same way myself. Since the three of us are in contact only through the internet, there must either be a worldwide epidemic, or a virus that transmits through the internet!
I spent my weekend with a real life female.
She went home last night.
We went to a museum and everything ^__^
http://tablecat.co.cc/ This software updated! Love child of Shiichan and Kareha.
Some guy on IRC gave me 100 bitcoins because they're "worthless." I sold them for $65 USD on a different IRC. Now PayPal's transferring it to my bank account. Speaking of currencies, does anyone know the current USD/VIP(coin) ratio?
Also, canv.as! I tried making a few bad posts to see if the mods were asleep, like drawing swastikas on random drawings. They were deleted in minutes. Do you see a potential for quality there in the near future?
>>834
You got into the canv.as closed beta? Good for you!
How is it? Is it as web two-point-oh as I've heard?
>>835 On the main page, there's just images. Think about Danbooru. On the side of the page are 9 "stickers" (Smile, frown, question mark, gentlemen's face, wtf, lol, #1, a cookie, and a heart). You can drag stickers onto images as a way to easily give feedback. Bad images get lots of frowny faces or wtfs, good images get smiley faces, #1, heart, so on. Threads work like an imageboard thread, but with one difference: You can "remix" a work. Something odd about it right now is that if you remix a reply image, rather than posting in a thread, it posts in the second image's thread.
I'll take some screenshots later and put them on the imageboard.
I just saw that new /soc/ board on fortran. I understand now why posting pictures of oneself/too much info about one's life is so discouraged here. It may seem innocent enough at first, but then it continues to spread like dry rot, until it's too late to stop it.
The horror...
Everything in moderation. A little bit of personal sharing can be good if it's actually amusing to others.
※※・警告・WARNING: PERSONAL INFORMATION AHEAD・警告・※※
※※DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MATERIAL OF THIS NATURE※※
My lecturer is trying to set me up with girls in my class. I do not understand why she is doing this and I would like her to stop.
※※END OF PERSONAL INFORMATION※※
★★ CONTINUE VIPPING ★★
>>841
If the girls in your class are attractive, why not go for it? Or do you find this all degrading and humiliating?
hit on her and see what happens
>>841
You should appreciate her and let her set you up with girls.
Is drinking a glass of whiskey the night before the exam a good idea?
A single glass? Perhaps, as long as you drink a glass of water before you go to bed, and get plenty sleep.
A few moments ago I suddenly found myself rudely awakened by a fly buzzing loudly in my ear. I sat up in bed with a start, but the incessant noise only grew in volume as I became conscious, for the creature remained firmly attached to my distressed dome. Adrenaline shot through my veins, and though I am normally a mild-mannered beast, I began to shout at the top of my lungs and tear wildly at my hair. Once the involuntary episode of terror had passed, I slowly came to my senses and stumbled into the bathroom to gulp down two calming glasses of water.
Having cleared my head, I stumbled back into my bedroom, where my sacred slumber had been so recently disturbed by the carnal whims of that misguided insect. I had begun to relax when I heard that tell-tale vibration of wings. I whipped around to see the fly mockingly buzzing across the headboard of my bed.
I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a spray bottle of Permethrin, a chemical normally saved for the leaves of my garden plants to deter parasites. Muttering swear words best saved for other humans other my breath, I mercilessly drowned the dipterous menace in a shower of sweet liquid death. It remained in place, stunned by the sudden onslaught of poisonous rain. Seeing it so transfixed, I was struck by inspiration and decided to grab it with a nearby tissue. Before I knew what I was doing I found myself crushing the fly's body between two fingers, softly chuckling like a madman. In the back of my mind I vaguely wondered what had driven a normally peaceful man to such remorseless violence.
I am getting really sick of these fucking flies.
I just found out that I got into the canv.as closed beta as well. Very web too point oh.
>>850
I presume you are the VIPPER who's been posting in the "Recent Accomplishments" thread about killing flies!
Hello my name is VIPPER the VIPPER
http://www.vip-quality.org/ is now live!
I drank a liter of vodka a week ago, my first time getting so wasted. After a week, I still feel like vomiting when trying to drink. Is this normal?
>>858
This happens to me sometimes with alcohol that tastes really strong. Are you still drinking vodka? If so, try something less strong!
>>858
Russians eat rye bread with vodka, you should try that. Maybe it settles the stomach.
Beware VIPPER. This stuff can mess with your head.
I used to gently kill the flies, preserving their body intact, and keep them all in a nice box. It was quite considerate, you know, apart from the killing.
Later I started smashing them with heavy books without any mercy. Their gore equalled peace of mind. It just felt right. It was right. However reading didn't become more enjoyable.
One of my recent episodes envolves getting the fly with a wet tissue, as to not kill it but incapacitate it from flying. I lay it down and remove the wings with a tweezer. I silently observe it in futile twitching. With even more meticulous care, I remove every 15 minutes one of it's members. It's a slow, painful death, but quite enjoyable I must say. It's kinda zen. When they are all removed, I leave it just as it is, so that other nearby flies be aware of what faith awaits them.
>>858
It's strange because vodka has little flavor, so the impact on the tastebuds is a bit lowered.
I wonder what it would be like if I could draw.
Yet another VIPPER with a dead flies story:
My family owns a centuries-old vacation house in a sufficiently scary state of disrepair that there's one very specific room that should never be opened once the fly season starts: every year, starting around September, thousands of flies claim it as their hangout.
Other rooms have it quite bad with flies (and mosquitoes, and rodents, and pigeons, and crows, and bats, and ghosts), but generous amounts of nasty chemicals keep most of those problems under control.
Except for this specific room, it is beyond saving. There are hundreds of ways for them to get in. We only managed to reduce it to ninety-six ways by changing the broken windows two years ago.
Every summer (you do not want to try living there from November to April), shovelfuls of dead flies have to be scooped from the floor, the corpse pile always appearing neatly bundled near the window facing South. There was more than half a plastic grocery bag worth of them last year.
I love this house.
Oh, right, it's my dad's birthday.
>>865
I would love to see somebody scooping shovelfuls of dead flies. It sounds interesting.
I love all of you.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I'm sorry for what will happen soon. None of you have done anything wrong, I'm just a bit confused and really angry.
I blame Trev for whatever fucked-up thing is going to happen soon.
>>877-san, most people do.
But it doesn't make Trev love you any less. <3
ａａａａａａａＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡああああああああああ
It's time for me to recognize my priorities.
I recognized your mom in my bed last night. Ba-zing.
I've found over 100 textboards.
SAOVQ is both the largest and most active.
Doesn't sound very secret to me!
>>883
It is still by far better, more pure, and more civilised than the place which shall not be spoken.
By Internet standards, it's pretty secret.
From now on I'll post in this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME in each day, even if I have to post something completely inane!
Come on, and make life easy. Come on, and make life better.
Hey, brother man, why you standing there? Something is wrong, ooh, somewhere.
No.
So we have a group project and due to nobody besides me giving a shit we didn't make it. I did my part and most of the other two guys' parts, but I won't make it by tomorrow. Should I tell the truth and make these two guys fail the class with me possibly passing or should I hope that the professor extends the dead line? (That'd be second such extension). They did absolutely nothing and technically shouldn't pass but I feel kinda bad having the final say in this matter. I don't want to get shanked or something.
>>889
There's no reason for you to be dragged down with failures when you did your part. Just tell the professor that you did your part and that's it (maybe with some proof).
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About a year ago, I had a deja vu experience. In this experience, I was staring at my computer screen and regretting how I had fallen in love with somebody against my better judgment. At that moment in time I had not fallen in love with anybody. Upon reflection I realized I had never even met the person in question. My only clue was that I recognized her job position, and I knew that a young girl around my age would fill that particular position in a few months.
I am a skeptical person, but the despair over unrequited love that I felt in the deja vu experience was so strong that I entertained the notion that it could be a premonition. As such, I solemnly vowed to myself that I would prevent myself from falling in love with the girl who filled the position. Time passed, and after a young girl filled the job position, I remembered my vow and avoided falling in love. However, as time passed, I forgot the reason for my vow and began to take it lightly. I foolishly allowed myself to become friends with her, and one thing led to another. Before I knew it, I had fallen in love to my great regret.
A few minutes ago, I was staring at my computer screen when the deja vu feeling creeped up upon me. I re-experienced the exact set of thoughts and feelings I had experienced about a year ago. My feeling of despair over unrequited love was now accompanied by a slow but grim realization: I had foreseen this moment, yet I had failed to defy my fate.
The scientific part of me writes off this experience as a mental phenomenon akin to false memories. Nonetheless, the experience left a grave impression on me. At this moment I truly appreciate the Greeks' fascination with the immutability of fate.
hey
I'm going to eat a breakfast like a real man tomorrow: a bowl of cornflakes with strawberries, a croissant, a cup of tea, and a small cup of yoghurt. Living in a hurry meant bread and butter every morning, perhaps get something to drink on my way to work. But no, tomorrow I eat like a respectable man. I'm even preparing a similar meal for my roommate and serving her in bed. Man, I'm so pumped.
One of my gums is receding. It really hurts and I think I need a graft. Anyone else had this treated before?
When I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I lose control of my body and my eyes close and I begin shivering. All my limbs tense up and vibrate and for a short moment I stop thinking altogether. Tastiness is tanasinn.
Today I made up the word adhorrible. It rhymes with 'abhorrible' and can mean horribly adorable or adorably horrible.
OMG WTH FIRST
The clerk at the store today was wearing a "fluffy" Lucky Star T-shirt, but I didn't know what to say without me looking like one of those darned wapanese people, so I said nothing. It was mildly uplifting regardless.
We are already nearing the 1000th post of this thread. Oh how time flies.
I remember >>117.
I'm thinking of becoming a horse.
>>909
You should get a fancy-looking camera and set up a studio in your apartment, then steal your neighbor's clients. It's a situation that could easily turn into a romantic comedy, and there's absolutely no way it could end badly!
If we all stop posting now, this thread will never have to end.
The story of a man going back to the past just to fight random people at arbitrarily chosen locations.
I have been up since 3am yesterday, I have decided to stay up until 3pm Friday.
just jerked my wiener and decieded to check my fav website
When will it stop being cold?
>>920
It just started to feel summer-ish in the place I live despite it being pretty far north. It was really uplifting.
I feel a little sick with the feeling of wanting to throw up. I blame that damned "Hungry Man" frozen dinner.
I'm not gonna let this stop me from working out.
I haven't been on here for a while, due to super fun times. What are the haps?
I have been called a hipster three times this week despite being nothing like one, except for a tendency to make hipster-irony jokes.
I bought four tins of tuna yesterday.
Hello VIPs
>>926
There was a new VIPtronic album. Also Bobby Ferrell died ;_;
Bumping for the first time in like a month.
I just put some salicylic acid on an open wound.
Pancakes for breakfast.
Radiohead's new album is out!
vipping from work
I MADE THE PERFECT PANCAKE.
The snow is melting away!
Soon I can go out and play!
I'm reading a series of essays on popular culture so as to write an essay on its historiography and this is truly some of the most excruciatingly poorly-written shit I've yet had to suffer through. Is there no room in academia for people who can set out a point clearly, concisely, and not bogged down in meaningless jargon?
Drove to work in the freezing cold at 4 in the morning because I forgot what my schedule was and was suddenly worried I was supposed to go in at 9:30am. It turned out I was worrying for nothing, but I did get to feel like a dangerous thief sneaking into the back entrance in the dark of the night.
VIPPER, I need your help!
I need to install mona in Ubuntu in order to see AA correctly.
But... I don't know how. orz
Anyone care to assist? It would be greatly appreciated.
>>948
Nevermind, I seem to have found a fix.
But I can only view it properly if the poster has selected "Text Art" formatting in the posting options...
I never realized how many VIPPERs don't use Text Art formatting until now.
>>949
Don't worry, VIPPER! I'll always use "Text Art" for you. :3
>>952
Try this code posted a while ago on SAoVP. You'll need Firefox with the Stylish extension. Paste it in as a new rule.
@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain(secretareaofvipquality.net), domain(other-websights-ify-ou-payme-enough.com) {
* { font-family: Mona !important; }
h1, h1 strong a, span, .logo, h2, h2 a, h2 small,
small a, .rules ul li, .deletebutton a { font-family: Sans-serif !important; }
pre, code { font-family: Monospace !important; }
}I haven't been here in a while and I feel like crying because it's nice to be back in a place with such friendly people.
bumb
I didn't eat in almost 48 hours now.
I need to sleep but I'm afraid to let this day end. I want to hug my dog. ;_;
bump~
I have the following:
What nontrivial drinks can I make?
The most beautiful feeling is when you are about to leave but then someone hugs you and says that there's another train in the evening and you lie on the couch for an hour or two, just hugging each other.
I wish I could hug every VIPPER and tell them to catch the evening train.
My girlfriend lives far away. I once tried to walk there, but then I realized it'd take about a month on foot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroyuki_Nishimura
2ch was started in Arkansas?
Aww shit, here we go, aww shit, beat that ho
I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.
I probably just failed a chemistry exam.
But I'm too VIP to give a damn.
Time to go.
I haven't posted here in ages. In fact I suffered a head injury and I've forgotten quite a lot.
Hello VIPPERs.
I haven't posted here in ages. In fact I suffered a head injury and I've forgotten quite a lot.
Hello VIPPERs.
Watch me drop this phat post.
I've had the most awkward, emotionally tiring and just plain crappy 24 hours, and you guys cheer me up. So thanks.
>>980
I tried to find you a cute piece of AA art or something to comfort you but all I could find were creepy tansinn things...
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／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ In any case, VIPPER, cheer up... ohh man...
>>983
Don't worry VIPPER. My week was shitty too. My weekend was extremely so. And this next week will probably be even worse! Nonetheless, I can still walk with my own two legs and see with my own two eyes, so I figure I might as well just keep going and see how it turns out.
THE END IS NIGH
RIDE A RAINBOW TO THE STARS
KEEP THE FAITH RIGHT IN YOUR HEART
IF YOU LET YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
THEN HAPPINESS WILL FOLLOW YOU
Depends on context.
Let me think about that while pursing my lips...:*
Look, I caught a snowflake in my mouth! :*
That's a secret, my lips are sealed! :*
Aww, you deserve a condescending peck on the cheek. :*
Honey, I'm home! :*
I can't hold back...my desire for your lips consumes me. Let us lock our mouths in passionate embrace. :*
Let's make out. :*
Oh my, it looks like your cock is all swollen. Let me kiss it better... :*
Oh my god this lemon is so sour. :*
Note: For making out, :bq: or :pd: are much better choices.
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>983
I felt the same way this week, VIPPER. Actually, for many weeks now in a row. Let's do something special for ourselves! I'm going to make a pizza, then try to think of how things are going to improve soon. I hope you can do something like that, too.
Here we go 1000GET.
I got some Tullamore Dew because I really needed whisky glasses. I wanted to get Johnnie Walker. I should have. I don't know why I did not.
I wish we used the other threads too
What other threads?