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Hello today! As substance to add to this thread: I've stopped eating entirely and am now relying on coffee alone. AM I COOL YET
What is the sound of one VIPPER clapping?
>>502
I had a girl at work do that. She eventually blacked out and collapsed. She turned out alright, but it caused a huge scene with paramedics and all that jazz. You should just eat.
Today is going to be a fucking marathon. I think I fill my schedule with way too many obligations so I stay too busy to realize how lonely I am.
I want to shove hot grits full force down her pants and make her naked and petrified
>>504
Oh yeah, I suppose. I've found that I can only concentrate if I eat, so I guess I have to.
Google 'smoked cheese' -> 'No Way' -> :3c
I really shouldn't be so upset about losing weight, but I can't wear my favourite pants anymore.
>>513
I know what you mean. My warmest jacket is way too big for me now.
I have just purchased a Roomba to be slightly less of a slob. Will you suggest a nickname to give to it? Cool and Fantastic Name, Please!!
>>515
ZAAAAAAAANKOKU NA TENSHIIIIIII NO YO NI SHOOOOOUUUUNEEEEN YO WA SHINWA NI NAAAREEEEE!
[short instrumental solo]
National Institute on Drug Abuse
N - I - D - A
(`∀´)NIDA!
Call your wife an old tacklebox
I feel like going to my bed and crying myself to sleep.
>>522 Have the cry first! You will feel better afterwards and you will sleep easier.
You are no longer marked as being a gay
>>523
I can confirm that. Look through your window, cry to the night sky, then go to bed. You'll fall asleep immediately.
The uncomfortable truth of the matter is that SAoVQ is ultimately better than the entirety of 2ch, which is now mostly populated by "norms". Even 2ch's VIP boards are full of un-QUALITY, consisting mostly of spam, PIG DISGUSTING individuality, and immaturity.In essence, no matter how bad things get here, there's no way that SAoVQ can match the level of shittiness at 2ch.
>>527
I don't believe this. Saovq, like anything else, can be corrupted.
Lo and the Nanashi of the Orient
Shall be put into bondage
Toiling under foreign kings
For they have neglected my command:
'Ye shall not reveal yourselves unto the nations.'
So sayeth the KAMI.
I woke up sweating!
ぬるぽ
ヌルポ?
Goodnight, VIPPER. Rest well~
Another shite night's sleep. Today, though, I'm going to write a gameboy advance game!
I said a really bad-ass line to my friend today. It could easily qualify as a reassuring line that one friend says when the other is leaving for war in an action film.
This is my first post from Firefox... Opera kept crashing _| ̄|○
>>542
You should get Adblock plus and NoScript for security measures.
If you ever plan on using IRC then I think that Chatzilla might be a good addon for it, but since I don't ever use it, I'm not entirely sure about it.
If you ever plan on using any file sharing sites (mediafire, megaupload, rapidshare, and a couple of others) Skipscreen works really well and makes using those sites a bit easier.
Also, Flashgot is a pretty good tool to use to download stuff with.
download helper is also a very VIP add-on. I've used chatzilla quite a bit and think it's excellent!
>>542,543,545
Noscript is overkill for me (and I can't trust the author of a security extension who used to hack your adblock install to display his own ads), however Flashblock is really useful to keep CPU usage and distracting annoyances in check.
You should also check out Greasemonkey, Download Statusbar, and maybe Rikaichan.
Tomorrow, a trial. Today, shirt laundering.
That tablecat thread is moving at LUDICROUS SPEED.
Whores and horses.
>>497 here. not sure if reverse trap or actual trap. Damn you, internet.
What's a good websight to practice mahjong?
My arm looks like I'm a robot!
Yesterday someone asked why I went on saovq today. I didn't.
>>557
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html
I've heard that this is decent for solo practice.
I am so excited/nervous, I get my University application mark in 6 days!
To piss off a feminist, ask her how she feels about her father's meat and two veg
I don't feel like leaving my bed today.
I am exposing myself to colder air than usual.
...That is all.
Next week consists of three lectures! THAT IS ALL.
I've just discovered that at some point last month I missed an exam in a course I was already doing bad in.
Damn.
I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of water for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from faucets.
I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of ● for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from toilets.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
If you're a VIPPER
●ワ● <poop!
I should first wash my hair and then play MGS while my hair is drying, but I'm too lazy to shower now. I'm being inconsiderate and I feel bad about it.
I just came back and im loving the new story board.
Let me tell you about my summer trip to America. I’m waiting at a crossing in LA,
and two friendly guys come up to me.
“Hey, you Japanese?” says one of them.
“Yeah.”
“Well my tattoo’s in Japanese, can you tell me what it says?”
He thrusts out his arm, and sure enough it says “Takezo” in kanji. I tell him it’s
the name of one of our most famous swordsmen, and now he’s got a smile a
mile wide.
Then his friend does the same, sticks his arm out, shows me his tattoo.
“That just says Korea,” I tell him.
I’ll never forget the disappointment on his face.
Hot chocolate is 2 for £3! A single tub costs £2.34! LIFE RULES
There'll be hell to poop
I tried dream inducing last night; it had interesting results. Unlike most of my dreams, I remember making conscious decisions (although I never realized I was dreaming). I suggest VIPPER try it!
HELLO FRIENDS
I need to go to the bank today.
BUMP COMPLETE
Bond, financial instrument Bond.
I am, was, and will have always never not been a proponent of post-postmodernism.
VIPPER, start your engines.
On your mark...
Get set...
GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The problem with post-postmodernism is that the absurdity of the term is really just postmodern.
The problem with post-postmodernism is that it is difficult to translate French puns.
HOT CHOCOLATE ADDICTION is the name of my new hobby.
2 nights ago I got completely wasted at a party. Yesterday I went to a gig. Today I'm gonna sit around in my dressing gown on the net and drink orange juice all day.
This rules.
Euphemism for female masturbation, "teasing the barnacle"
Have to chase up the university to see if they've misplaced an essay of mine. What a drag...
Oh god, I can't remember why!