Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 9] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:27 [Del]

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501 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 06:21 [Del]

おまんこ

502 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 07:27 [Del]

Hello today! As substance to add to this thread: I've stopped eating entirely and am now relying on coffee alone. AM I COOL YET

503 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 07:49 [Del]

What is the sound of one VIPPER clapping?

504 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 07:55 [Del]

>>502
I had a girl at work do that. She eventually blacked out and collapsed. She turned out alright, but it caused a huge scene with paramedics and all that jazz. You should just eat.

505 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 08:15 [Del]

Today is going to be a fucking marathon. I think I fill my schedule with way too many obligations so I stay too busy to realize how lonely I am.

506 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 08:28 [Del]

I want to shove hot grits full force down her pants and make her naked and petrified

507 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 09:12 [Del]

>>504
Oh yeah, I suppose. I've found that I can only concentrate if I eat, so I guess I have to.

508 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 16:54 [Del]

Google 'smoked cheese' -> 'No Way' -> :3c

509 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 18:56 [Del]

>>502
eat more, erika

510 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 20:57 [Del]

>>502
You're going to have horrible shits.

511 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 20:58 [Del]

>>502
You're going to have horrible shits.

512 Name: VIPPER : 2010-11-30 22:18 [Del]

>>510
Good, they'll have a story to post in the shit thread

513 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 02:28 [Del]

I really shouldn't be so upset about losing weight, but I can't wear my favourite pants anymore.

514 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 02:36 [Del]

>>513
I know what you mean. My warmest jacket is way too big for me now.

515 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 03:54 [Del]

I have just purchased a Roomba to be slightly less of a slob. Will you suggest a nickname to give to it? Cool and Fantastic Name, Please!!

516 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 04:34 [Del]

>>515
ZAAAAAAAANKOKU NA TENSHIIIIIII NO YO NI SHOOOOOUUUUNEEEEN YO WA SHINWA NI NAAAREEEEE!

[short instrumental solo]

517 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 06:20 [Del]

>>515
Name it Johnathan

518 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 13:15 [Del]

National Institute on Drug Abuse
N - I - D - A

(`∀´)NIDA!

519 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 13:37 [Del]

>>518
Did you get plastic surgery Nida?

520 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 14:56 [Del]

< `∀´> >>518 is pig disgusting half-choppari nida

521 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-01 16:15 [Del]

Call your wife an old tacklebox

522 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 00:18 [Del]

I feel like going to my bed and crying myself to sleep.

523 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 02:47 [Del]

>>522 Have the cry first! You will feel better afterwards and you will sleep easier.

524 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 04:57 [Del]

You are no longer marked as being a gay

525 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 06:54 [Del]

>>523
I can confirm that. Look through your window, cry to the night sky, then go to bed. You'll fall asleep immediately.

526 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-02 17:57 [Del]

 ∧_∧
( ;´Д`)  fap fap fap
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( ヽωつ ο°o。 
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527 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 00:00 [Del]

The uncomfortable truth of the matter is that SAoVQ is ultimately better than the entirety of 2ch, which is now mostly populated by "norms". Even 2ch's VIP boards are full of un-QUALITY, consisting mostly of spam, PIG DISGUSTING individuality, and immaturity.In essence, no matter how bad things get here, there's no way that SAoVQ can match the level of shittiness at 2ch.

528 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 06:29 [Del]

>>527
I don't believe this. Saovq, like anything else, can be corrupted.

529 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 07:21 [Del]

>>528
A corruption of "quality".

530 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-03 07:34 [Del]

>>527
永遠の九月?

531 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 01:25 [Del]

Lo and the Nanashi of the Orient
Shall be put into bondage
Toiling under foreign kings
For they have neglected my command:
'Ye shall not reveal yourselves unto the nations.'
So sayeth the KAMI.

532 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 04:54 [Del]

I woke up with three snowballs worth of snow on my windowsill. It's not from actual snowballs like last year, though.

I just wanted some fresh air...

533 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 05:06 [Del]

I woke up sweating!

534 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 08:54 [Del]

ぬるぽ

535 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 16:15 [Del]

          ∧_∧    ガッガッガッガッガッ
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536 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 23:18 [Del]

ヌルポ?

537 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-04 23:40 [Del]

Goodnight, VIPPER. Rest well~

538 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 02:47 [Del]

>>537
Goodnight, 537-san.

539 Post deleted by user.

540 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 05:53 [Del]

Another shite night's sleep. Today, though, I'm going to write a gameboy advance game!

541 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 14:58 [Del]

I said a really bad-ass line to my friend today. It could easily qualify as a reassuring line that one friend says when the other is leaving for war in an action film.

542 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 15:22 [Del]

This is my first post from Firefox... Opera kept crashing _| ̄|○

543 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 17:48 [Del]

>>542
You should get Adblock plus and NoScript for security measures.

If you ever plan on using IRC then I think that Chatzilla might be a good addon for it, but since I don't ever use it, I'm not entirely sure about it.

If you ever plan on using any file sharing sites (mediafire, megaupload, rapidshare, and a couple of others) Skipscreen works really well and makes using those sites a bit easier.

Also, Flashgot is a pretty good tool to use to download stuff with.

544 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 19:39 [Del]

>>541
What was it?

545 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 22:14 [Del]

download helper is also a very VIP add-on. I've used chatzilla quite a bit and think it's excellent!

546 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-05 22:25 [Del]

>>542,543,545
Noscript is overkill for me (and I can't trust the author of a security extension who used to hack your adblock install to display his own ads), however Flashblock is really useful to keep CPU usage and distracting annoyances in check.
You should also check out Greasemonkey, Download Statusbar, and maybe Rikaichan.

547 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-06 09:28 [Del]

Tomorrow, a trial. Today, shirt laundering.

548 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-06 13:52 [Del]

That tablecat thread is moving at LUDICROUS SPEED.

549 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-06 17:19 [Del]

>>543>>546
Thank you, thank you! I will most definitely look into these!

550 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-06 17:21 [Del]

>>545
Ah, this one too!

551 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-06 18:26 [Del]

552 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 01:49 [Del]

Whores and horses.

553 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 05:00 [Del]

>>497 here. not sure if reverse trap or actual trap. Damn you, internet.

554 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 06:19 [Del]

>>553
well, there's only one way to find out(´∀` )

555 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 06:49 [Del]

>>553
Go with your feelings, VIPPER!

556 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-07 07:21 [Del]

>>553
BOTH ARE FINE

557 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 03:07 [Del]

What's a good websight to practice mahjong?

558 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 06:57 [Del]

My arm looks like I'm a robot!

559 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 12:52 [Del]

Yesterday someone asked why I went on saovq today. I didn't.

560 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-08 14:01 [Del]

>>557
http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/mahjong/mahjong_e.html

I've heard that this is decent for solo practice.

561 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-09 13:55 [Del]

I am so excited/nervous, I get my University application mark in 6 days!

562 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-09 14:09 [Del]

To piss off a feminist, ask her how she feels about her father's meat and two veg

563 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-09 16:54 [Del]

First bump from my new laptop (゜ヮ゜)

564 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 03:05 [Del]

I don't feel like leaving my bed today.

565 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 03:30 [Del]

I am exposing myself to colder air than usual.

...That is all.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 06:16 [Del]

Next week consists of three lectures! THAT IS ALL.

567 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 11:12 [Del]

I've just discovered that at some point last month I missed an exam in a course I was already doing bad in.

Damn.

568 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 13:34 [Del]

I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of water for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from faucets.

569 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-10 23:41 [Del]

I've just sprayed myself with a rather large quantity of ● for the second time today. Time to play some video games and stay away from toilets.

570 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-11 00:16 [Del]

I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.

571 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-11 04:42 [Del]

If you're a VIPPER

572 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-11 09:19 [Del]

●ワ● <poop!

573 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-11 13:00 [Del]

>>572
Shittens

574 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 00:12 [Del]

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575 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 03:06 [Del]

I should first wash my hair and then play MGS while my hair is drying, but I'm too lazy to shower now. I'm being inconsiderate and I feel bad about it.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 03:36 [Del]

I just came back and im loving the new story board.

577 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 05:17 [Del]

>>574
Can I bump you, Sata Andagi chan?

578 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-12 10:18 [Del]

Let me tell you about my summer trip to America. I’m waiting at a crossing in LA,
and two friendly guys come up to me.

“Hey, you Japanese?” says one of them.
“Yeah.”
“Well my tattoo’s in Japanese, can you tell me what it says?”

He thrusts out his arm, and sure enough it says “Takezo” in kanji. I tell him it’s
the name of one of our most famous swordsmen, and now he’s got a smile a
mile wide.

Then his friend does the same, sticks his arm out, shows me his tattoo.

“That just says Korea,” I tell him.

I’ll never forget the disappointment on his face.

579 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-13 07:31 [Del]

Hot chocolate is 2 for £3! A single tub costs £2.34! LIFE RULES

580 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-13 07:41 [Del]

http://www.fourhourworkweek.com/blog/2008/10/19/9-tricks-for-getting-a-table-and-being-a-vip-at-hot-restaurants/

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          ( ´∀`) now I can both get a table AND be VIP at hot restaurants.
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581 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-13 18:07 [Del]

There'll be hell to poop

582 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-13 23:34 [Del]

>>581
There will be poop

583 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-13 23:59 [Del]

>>582
Poop on a plane.

584 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-14 05:30 [Del]

I tried dream inducing last night; it had interesting results. Unlike most of my dreams, I remember making conscious decisions (although I never realized I was dreaming). I suggest VIPPER try it!

585 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-14 06:54 [Del]

HELLO FRIENDS
I need to go to the bank today.
BUMP COMPLETE

586 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-15 04:17 [Del]

Bond, financial instrument Bond.

587 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-15 08:22 [Del]

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588 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-15 23:25 [Del]

I am, was, and will have always never not been a proponent of post-postmodernism.

589 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 02:14 [Del]

VIPPER, start your engines.

On your mark...

Get set...

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

590 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 05:49 [Del]

The problem with post-postmodernism is that the absurdity of the term is really just postmodern.

591 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 06:01 [Del]

The problem with post-postmodernism is that it is difficult to translate French puns.

592 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 07:26 [Del]

  ε ⌒ヘ⌒ヽフ
 (   (  ・ω・) I'm a post-neoconservative myself.
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593 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 09:51 [Del]

HOT CHOCOLATE ADDICTION is the name of my new hobby.

594 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 11:16 [Del]

2 nights ago I got completely wasted at a party. Yesterday I went to a gig. Today I'm gonna sit around in my dressing gown on the net and drink orange juice all day.

This rules.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 18:07 [Del]

Euphemism for female masturbation, "teasing the barnacle"

596 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-16 19:09 [Del]

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597 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-17 03:56 [Del]

Have to chase up the university to see if they've misplaced an essay of mine. What a drag...

598 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-17 06:13 [Del]

Oh god, I can't remember why!

600 Name: VIPPER : 2010-12-17 09:57 [Del]

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Some say it's a myth, others say a conspiracy....
However, if you payed enough, look up on a clear night's sky and you might just see the BIG VIPPER〜
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