>>800
I've been having the same problem for the last two or so weeks. I really need to fix this.
>>800
I went to bed at 4 the night before last, got up at 11 thinking "Huh, a reasonable 7 hours". Then I went for a nap at midday and woke up again at around 10pm, only to go straight back to sleep and now I've only just woken up (at half past 1).
Well I got into a fight with him and broke his nose and cut his face and arm. I guess this is how close I get to killing him this year.
I'm a 180cm, 85kg, 23-years-old guy. How much 40% alcohol vodka/whisky would I have to drink to get wasted?
>>805
There are a number of factors, like your genetics, so the best way to find out is to slowly drink until you are wasted.
>>809
Two years and eight days ago that person irrevocably took away form me the most important thing I ever had. I'm sorry, I can't get into further details without making it dangerously personal. You may give me your e-mail address if you want.
Last year I wanted to do something but I just stood before his house.
I wanted to do something again for the second anniversary but I had an important family issue. A week later I waited again, when when he got out I got into a fight and hit and cut him.
>>810
My email is fusianasan.sageru@gmail.com, but IRC works too!
>>812
That's actually the reason why I prefer to be awake at night and to be on the internet during the night.
I'm not working on an independent project that I'm "working" on, but it'll be ok because I have a long time to do it in, and hopefully the time wasted becomes inspiration etc etc.
And technology allows us to live forever, VIPPING for as long as we want.
The "NGP" has been announced. It seems pretty cool.
I have an exam in 40 minutes and I'm still working on my own problems. Namely,
MAP[sb][i >> (size - 1)][i & (BIT(size) - 1)] = file->tile_table[tiles[i]];and how it's not doing what I want. Perhaps I should start over.
>>814
I am always scared by how much I relate to everything VIPPER says.
Well SAOVQ, I'm back from ██████. Surprisingly enough, DADDY COOL let me pay with cudders to get back in. I missed you guys.
>>820
Welcome back! How was ██████? It's been a while since I've last gone there.
I keep devoting much time and energy to an unattainable girl. I keep lying to myself that it's because I just want a close friend.
>>823 Be persistent, VIPPER! Girlfriends don't just fall off trees!
I am excited by that Kareha stylesheet thread.
I believe I lost my keys and my landlord has a short temper. What do I do?
>>828
Confront your landlord and accuse him of stealing your keys.
I now know two people that are sick with a fever that produces dizziness and hallucinations. I'm starting to feel the same way myself. Since the three of us are in contact only through the internet, there must either be a worldwide epidemic, or a virus that transmits through the internet!
I spent my weekend with a real life female.
She went home last night.
We went to a museum and everything ^__^
http://tablecat.co.cc/ This software updated! Love child of Shiichan and Kareha.
Some guy on IRC gave me 100 bitcoins because they're "worthless." I sold them for $65 USD on a different IRC. Now PayPal's transferring it to my bank account. Speaking of currencies, does anyone know the current USD/VIP(coin) ratio?
Also, canv.as! I tried making a few bad posts to see if the mods were asleep, like drawing swastikas on random drawings. They were deleted in minutes. Do you see a potential for quality there in the near future?
>>834
You got into the canv.as closed beta? Good for you!
How is it? Is it as web two-point-oh as I've heard?
>>835 On the main page, there's just images. Think about Danbooru. On the side of the page are 9 "stickers" (Smile, frown, question mark, gentlemen's face, wtf, lol, #1, a cookie, and a heart). You can drag stickers onto images as a way to easily give feedback. Bad images get lots of frowny faces or wtfs, good images get smiley faces, #1, heart, so on. Threads work like an imageboard thread, but with one difference: You can "remix" a work. Something odd about it right now is that if you remix a reply image, rather than posting in a thread, it posts in the second image's thread.
I'll take some screenshots later and put them on the imageboard.
I just saw that new /soc/ board on fortran. I understand now why posting pictures of oneself/too much info about one's life is so discouraged here. It may seem innocent enough at first, but then it continues to spread like dry rot, until it's too late to stop it.
The horror...
Everything in moderation. A little bit of personal sharing can be good if it's actually amusing to others.
※※・警告・WARNING: PERSONAL INFORMATION AHEAD・警告・※※
※※DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MATERIAL OF THIS NATURE※※
My lecturer is trying to set me up with girls in my class. I do not understand why she is doing this and I would like her to stop.
※※END OF PERSONAL INFORMATION※※
★★ CONTINUE VIPPING ★★
>>841
If the girls in your class are attractive, why not go for it? Or do you find this all degrading and humiliating?
hit on her and see what happens
>>841
You should appreciate her and let her set you up with girls.
Is drinking a glass of whiskey the night before the exam a good idea?
A single glass? Perhaps, as long as you drink a glass of water before you go to bed, and get plenty sleep.
A few moments ago I suddenly found myself rudely awakened by a fly buzzing loudly in my ear. I sat up in bed with a start, but the incessant noise only grew in volume as I became conscious, for the creature remained firmly attached to my distressed dome. Adrenaline shot through my veins, and though I am normally a mild-mannered beast, I began to shout at the top of my lungs and tear wildly at my hair. Once the involuntary episode of terror had passed, I slowly came to my senses and stumbled into the bathroom to gulp down two calming glasses of water.
Having cleared my head, I stumbled back into my bedroom, where my sacred slumber had been so recently disturbed by the carnal whims of that misguided insect. I had begun to relax when I heard that tell-tale vibration of wings. I whipped around to see the fly mockingly buzzing across the headboard of my bed.
I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a spray bottle of Permethrin, a chemical normally saved for the leaves of my garden plants to deter parasites. Muttering swear words best saved for other humans other my breath, I mercilessly drowned the dipterous menace in a shower of sweet liquid death. It remained in place, stunned by the sudden onslaught of poisonous rain. Seeing it so transfixed, I was struck by inspiration and decided to grab it with a nearby tissue. Before I knew what I was doing I found myself crushing the fly's body between two fingers, softly chuckling like a madman. In the back of my mind I vaguely wondered what had driven a normally peaceful man to such remorseless violence.
I am getting really sick of these fucking flies.
I just found out that I got into the canv.as closed beta as well. Very web too point oh.
>>850
I presume you are the VIPPER who's been posting in the "Recent Accomplishments" thread about killing flies!
Hello my name is VIPPER the VIPPER
http://www.vip-quality.org/ is now live!
I drank a liter of vodka a week ago, my first time getting so wasted. After a week, I still feel like vomiting when trying to drink. Is this normal?
>>858
This happens to me sometimes with alcohol that tastes really strong. Are you still drinking vodka? If so, try something less strong!
>>858
Russians eat rye bread with vodka, you should try that. Maybe it settles the stomach.
Beware VIPPER. This stuff can mess with your head.
I used to gently kill the flies, preserving their body intact, and keep them all in a nice box. It was quite considerate, you know, apart from the killing.
Later I started smashing them with heavy books without any mercy. Their gore equalled peace of mind. It just felt right. It was right. However reading didn't become more enjoyable.
One of my recent episodes envolves getting the fly with a wet tissue, as to not kill it but incapacitate it from flying. I lay it down and remove the wings with a tweezer. I silently observe it in futile twitching. With even more meticulous care, I remove every 15 minutes one of it's members. It's a slow, painful death, but quite enjoyable I must say. It's kinda zen. When they are all removed, I leave it just as it is, so that other nearby flies be aware of what faith awaits them.
>>858
It's strange because vodka has little flavor, so the impact on the tastebuds is a bit lowered.
I wonder what it would be like if I could draw.
Yet another VIPPER with a dead flies story:
My family owns a centuries-old vacation house in a sufficiently scary state of disrepair that there's one very specific room that should never be opened once the fly season starts: every year, starting around September, thousands of flies claim it as their hangout.
Other rooms have it quite bad with flies (and mosquitoes, and rodents, and pigeons, and crows, and bats, and ghosts), but generous amounts of nasty chemicals keep most of those problems under control.
Except for this specific room, it is beyond saving. There are hundreds of ways for them to get in. We only managed to reduce it to ninety-six ways by changing the broken windows two years ago.
Every summer (you do not want to try living there from November to April), shovelfuls of dead flies have to be scooped from the floor, the corpse pile always appearing neatly bundled near the window facing South. There was more than half a plastic grocery bag worth of them last year.
I love this house.
Oh, right, it's my dad's birthday.
>>865
I would love to see somebody scooping shovelfuls of dead flies. It sounds interesting.
I love all of you.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I'm sorry for what will happen soon. None of you have done anything wrong, I'm just a bit confused and really angry.
I blame Trev for whatever fucked-up thing is going to happen soon.
>>877-san, most people do.
But it doesn't make Trev love you any less. <3
ａａａａａａａＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡああああああああああ
It's time for me to recognize my priorities.
I recognized your mom in my bed last night. Ba-zing.
I've found over 100 textboards.
SAOVQ is both the largest and most active.
Doesn't sound very secret to me!
>>883
It is still by far better, more pure, and more civilised than the place which shall not be spoken.
By Internet standards, it's pretty secret.
From now on I'll post in this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME in each day, even if I have to post something completely inane!
Come on, and make life easy. Come on, and make life better.
Hey, brother man, why you standing there? Something is wrong, ooh, somewhere.
No.
So we have a group project and due to nobody besides me giving a shit we didn't make it. I did my part and most of the other two guys' parts, but I won't make it by tomorrow. Should I tell the truth and make these two guys fail the class with me possibly passing or should I hope that the professor extends the dead line? (That'd be second such extension). They did absolutely nothing and technically shouldn't pass but I feel kinda bad having the final say in this matter. I don't want to get shanked or something.
>>889
There's no reason for you to be dragged down with failures when you did your part. Just tell the professor that you did your part and that's it (maybe with some proof).
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About a year ago, I had a deja vu experience. In this experience, I was staring at my computer screen and regretting how I had fallen in love with somebody against my better judgment. At that moment in time I had not fallen in love with anybody. Upon reflection I realized I had never even met the person in question. My only clue was that I recognized her job position, and I knew that a young girl around my age would fill that particular position in a few months.
I am a skeptical person, but the despair over unrequited love that I felt in the deja vu experience was so strong that I entertained the notion that it could be a premonition. As such, I solemnly vowed to myself that I would prevent myself from falling in love with the girl who filled the position. Time passed, and after a young girl filled the job position, I remembered my vow and avoided falling in love. However, as time passed, I forgot the reason for my vow and began to take it lightly. I foolishly allowed myself to become friends with her, and one thing led to another. Before I knew it, I had fallen in love to my great regret.
A few minutes ago, I was staring at my computer screen when the deja vu feeling creeped up upon me. I re-experienced the exact set of thoughts and feelings I had experienced about a year ago. My feeling of despair over unrequited love was now accompanied by a slow but grim realization: I had foreseen this moment, yet I had failed to defy my fate.
The scientific part of me writes off this experience as a mental phenomenon akin to false memories. Nonetheless, the experience left a grave impression on me. At this moment I truly appreciate the Greeks' fascination with the immutability of fate.
hey
I'm going to eat a breakfast like a real man tomorrow: a bowl of cornflakes with strawberries, a croissant, a cup of tea, and a small cup of yoghurt. Living in a hurry meant bread and butter every morning, perhaps get something to drink on my way to work. But no, tomorrow I eat like a respectable man. I'm even preparing a similar meal for my roommate and serving her in bed. Man, I'm so pumped.
One of my gums is receding. It really hurts and I think I need a graft. Anyone else had this treated before?
When I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I lose control of my body and my eyes close and I begin shivering. All my limbs tense up and vibrate and for a short moment I stop thinking altogether. Tastiness is tanasinn.
Today I made up the word adhorrible. It rhymes with 'abhorrible' and can mean horribly adorable or adorably horrible.