>>900
Word added to vocabulary and memorized. Thank you.

OMG WTH FIRST

The clerk at the store today was wearing a "fluffy" Lucky Star T-shirt, but I didn't know what to say without me looking like one of those darned wapanese people, so I said nothing. It was mildly uplifting regardless.

>>903
Should have done the secret gesture.

>>904
This one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XX-QV-bXRc

I'm going to drink now.

We are already nearing the 1000th post of this thread. Oh how time flies.

I remember >>117.

I'm thinking of becoming a horse.

>>909
You should get a fancy-looking camera and set up a studio in your apartment, then steal your neighbor's clients. It's a situation that could easily turn into a romantic comedy, and there's absolutely no way it could end badly!

>>910
I wish I could do the same.

>>911
Yeah...

>>912
Don't do anything crazy, >>912-san! We're your friends! ('A`)

>>913
Things don't always work the way they're planned out.

If we all stop posting now, this thread will never have to end.

>>915
That sounds like a great ide..
...ohhhhh, what have I done?

The story of a man going back to the past just to fight random people at arbitrarily chosen locations.

I have been up since 3am yesterday, I have decided to stay up until 3pm Friday.

just jerked my wiener and decieded to check my fav website

When will it stop being cold?

>>920
It just started to feel summer-ish in the place I live despite it being pretty far north. It was really uplifting.

I feel a little sick with the feeling of wanting to throw up. I blame that damned "Hungry Man" frozen dinner.

I'm not gonna let this stop me from working out.

>>922
You go girlfriend

I haven't been on here for a while, due to super fun times. What are the haps?

I have been called a hipster three times this week despite being nothing like one, except for a tendency to make hipster-irony jokes.

I bought four tins of tuna yesterday.

Hello VIPs

>>926
There was a new VIPtronic album. Also Bobby Ferrell died ;_;

Bumping for the first time in like a month.

I just put some salicylic acid on an open wound.

>>933 is a manly VIPPER.

Pancakes for breakfast.

Radiohead's new album is out!

>>936
Are you my ex-significant-one?

vipping from work

Feeling terrible because I can't help my friend.

I MADE THE PERFECT PANCAKE.

The snow is melting away!

Soon I can go out and play!

I'm reading a series of essays on popular culture so as to write an essay on its historiography and this is truly some of the most excruciatingly poorly-written shit I've yet had to suffer through. Is there no room in academia for people who can set out a point clearly, concisely, and not bogged down in meaningless jargon?

>>945
Persevere, ＶＩＰＰＥＲ!

Drove to work in the freezing cold at 4 in the morning because I forgot what my schedule was and was suddenly worried I was supposed to go in at 9:30am. It turned out I was worrying for nothing, but I did get to feel like a dangerous thief sneaking into the back entrance in the dark of the night.

VIPPER, I need your help!

I need to install mona in Ubuntu in order to see AA correctly.

But... I don't know how. orz

Anyone care to assist? It would be greatly appreciated.

>>948
Nevermind, I seem to have found a fix.

But I can only view it properly if the poster has selected "Text Art" formatting in the posting options...

I never realized how many VIPPERs don't use Text Art formatting until now.

>>949
Don't worry, VIPPER! I'll always use "Text Art" for you. :3

>>952
Try this code posted a while ago on SAoVP. You'll need Firefox with the Stylish extension. Paste it in as a new rule.

@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain(secretareaofvipquality.net), domain(other-websights-ify-ou-payme-enough.com) {
  *  { font-family: Mona !important; }
  h1, h1 strong a, span, .logo, h2, h2 a, h2 small, 
  small a, .rules ul li, .deletebutton a { font-family: Sans-serif !important; }
  pre, code { font-family: Monospace !important; }
}

I haven't been here in a while and I feel like crying because it's nice to be back in a place with such friendly people.

bumb

I didn't eat in almost 48 hours now.

I need to sleep but I'm afraid to let this day end. I want to hug my dog. ;_;

bump~

I have the following:

• water
• milk
• tea
• coffee substitute

What nontrivial drinks can I make?

>>961
Ice coffee

>>961
Fire coffee

The most beautiful feeling is when you are about to leave but then someone hugs you and says that there's another train in the evening and you lie on the couch for an hour or two, just hugging each other.

I wish I could hug every VIPPER and tell them to catch the evening train.

My girlfriend lives far away. I once tried to walk there, but then I realized it'd take about a month on foot.

>>966
Odd timing.

>>968
It's no coincidence, VIPPER.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroyuki_Nishimura

2ch was started in Arkansas?

Aww shit, here we go, aww shit, beat that ho

I put on my frilly dress and Touhou hat.

I probably just failed a chemistry exam.

But I'm too VIP to give a damn.

I just deleted my post.

But I'm too VIP to give a damn.

Time to go.

I haven't posted here in ages. In fact I suffered a head injury and I've forgotten quite a lot.

Hello VIPPERs.

I haven't posted here in ages. In fact I suffered a head injury and I've forgotten quite a lot.

Hello VIPPERs.

Watch me drop this phat post.

I've had the most awkward, emotionally tiring and just plain crappy 24 hours, and you guys cheer me up. So thanks.

>>980
I tried to find you a cute piece of AA art or something to comfort you but all I could find were creepy tansinn things...

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　　　　|　　　　　　　　∴∵∵∵∵∴
　　　　|　　　　　　　∴∵(･)∴∴(･)∵
　　　　|　　　　　　 ∵∵　／ ○＼∵∵
　　　　|　　　　 　∵∵∵/三　|　三|∵∵
　　　　|　　 　 　 ∵∵∵|　＿_|＿_ |∵∵　
　　　　|　　　　　 ∵∵∵|　　===　.|∵∵
　　　　|　　　　　 　.∴∵ ＼＿＿／∴∵
　　　　|　　('A`) 　　　　　━（〒）━
　　　／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ In any case, VIPPER, cheer up... ohh man...

What a shitty week.

What a shitty life.

>>983
Don't worry VIPPER. My week was shitty too. My weekend was extremely so. And this next week will probably be even worse! Nonetheless, I can still walk with my own two legs and see with my own two eyes, so I figure I might as well just keep going and see how it turns out.

THE END IS NIGH

>>984 is right, >>983-san. I know sometimes we throw around "Don't think, feel," but it's actually pretty truthful. Try lying down or something and just breathing deeply for a while.

As long as you're alive, you're doing okay. Everything else is unnecessary.

RIDE A RAINBOW TO THE STARS
KEEP THE FAITH RIGHT IN YOUR HEART
IF YOU LET YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE
THEN HAPPINESS WILL FOLLOW YOU

Exactly how intimate is the :* emoticon?

Depends on context.

Let me think about that while pursing my lips...:*
Look, I caught a snowflake in my mouth! :*
That's a secret, my lips are sealed! :*
Aww, you deserve a condescending peck on the cheek. :*
Honey, I'm home! :*
I can't hold back...my desire for your lips consumes me. Let us lock our mouths in passionate embrace. :*
Let's make out. :*
Oh my, it looks like your cock is all swollen. Let me kiss it better... :*
Oh my god this lemon is so sour. :*

Note: For making out, :bq: or :pd: are much better choices.

:*

I took my mother and uncle to Olive Garden. I think that they enjoyed it.

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>983

I felt the same way this week, VIPPER. Actually, for many weeks now in a row. Let's do something special for ourselves! I'm going to make a pizza, then try to think of how things are going to improve soon. I hope you can do something like that, too.

Here we go 1000GET.

I got some Tullamore Dew because I really needed whisky glasses. I wanted to get Johnnie Walker. I should have. I don't know why I did not.

I wish we used the other threads too

What other threads?

>>993
I'm getting drunk tonight, does that count?

too lazy to get >>1000 get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc