Just bought Age of Empires 3 for 10 Microsoft Points (10 cents). I've been playing Age of Empires 1, 2 and Online for the last couple of days so this is awesome.
>>424-425,427
I don't feel the same way.
I'd rather have her call me onee-sama.
That's a whole difficulty level higher.
I'm not a urologist.
My love for you is like a truck...berzerkar...
Do you want to making fuck? berzerkaar!
BERZERKAAAR‽
>>431
My love for you is ticking clock, berzerker. Would you like to suck my cock? Berzerker.
My ticking clock is a ticking clock
YARANAIKA
My love for you is an assembly of finely tuned swiss gears, pulleys, springs and such that mesh perfectly to move a single, miniscule step each second
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAああああああああ
I'm sick of men.
The feeling of cooking something that comes out right for once.
I remember once hearing a guy say that he acted his worst when he met people to decide if they were good enough to be friends and see if he could depend on them when he would really need them.
>>444
So he only attracts doormats who will tolerate some asshole guy or girl they just met?
>>446
If your only explanation is absurd or terribly unflattering, then either the people concerned are insane or you're wrong.
I met a bunch of interesting people when I was looking for a room. For example, today I visited a pot-smoking hippie.
>>447
According to you, there is no grey area. Life is exactly like that!
COOL FREE INTERNET ARGUMENTS
キャああああ！
I'm cold.
>>449 I believe that, for the most part, all things are black and white! While maybe in some philosophies there can be gray areas, if you can phrase something properly, it is limited to being either true or false.
If, then, while, for, etc
Been having two wanks a day, one in the morning and one in the late afternoon
JUM, pour the tea.
I'm using a fan to dry out the skin on my duck, damn thing's loud. The fan that is, the duck is dead.
bootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsandbootsandcatsand
I have spent most of my time today in my room, just like every other day, with Miku.
>>458
That was beautiful, VIPPER.
You know, VIPPER, so long as you continue posting beautiful narratives such as that one, I will sit by your side, and look up at you with almond eyes.
"I like stories! You tell them good!"
Won't you tell me another, VIPPER?~
Watashi no homo.
I am usually the only person close to my age at Thanksgiving dinner, but this time a distant second cousin came to visit. We got along beautifully. I will probably never see her again.
No Thanksgiving here.
Thank you, >>458-san, THANK YOU.
I was just sitting down to enjoy my final meal on death row
It was a steak dinner with eggs.
I decided I would also browse SAoVQ once before I died
This is when I came upon >>458's post.
Two lines into reading it my gag reflex immediately kicked in
I sprayed my meal with such strength that the guard was knocked out by the force
As I continued reading I felt the strongest need to throw up
As many more guards came into the room,
I threw up so much that even corrosive stomach acid was flying everywhere
The guards cried in pain as the stomach acids ate at their eyes and tongues
I was able to quickly escape the cell and am now free
Thank you for your disgusting post >>458-san even though I will never read it ever again in fear of my health
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Oh my. Something happened in my dear Area when I was sleeping?
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A post, lost in time.
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What if there was a user with the username "moderator"? What then?
( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Greetings from Chile!
I am sorry for not visiting SAoVQ as often as I should. I will try my best to visit more often!
I was almost sure that I was >>387, but then I realized that it could not have been me, as I had never visited the website that they had posted. Then, I clicked on the link and realized that I had seen that flash before, and did not know what to believe or how to proceed.
Also, I spent a good 3 minutes trying to find a post that I think I made in this thread (stating that I had not visited SaoVQ in a while), but could not find it. Also, I learned that quite a few other VIPPERs had not been to SaoVQ in a while either. Also, until a few minutes ago, I had not been to SaoVQ in another while, separate from the first one.
>>487
You are confused because you still believe in the concept of distinct, individual selves. We are all one.
>>488
Truth.
Anyway, is it just me, or is this thread going insanely fast?
Last night I dreamed that somebody in the area had created a VIP breakfast machine that cooked ham and eggs through an unnecessarily complicated machine. After I woke up I was fretting that I was completely out of breakfast food, and wasn't sure what to do since I didn't have time to go to a cafe before class. Then I remembered my dream, and remembered that I actually had ham and eggs that I could make into a ham omelet! Thank you SAoVQ, for feeding me through my dreams!
I'm going to get a good friend of mine (who is a VIPPER) some electric mittens. Anything else that you guys think that is highly VIP?
We're nearing 500.
Oh how time flies〜
My Transmission (torrent client) dock icon indicating that I'm downloading things at 1.7 MB/s just made me realize we are living in the future.
Scoping out a self-described "pansexual, queer" reverse trap on okcupid... site calls it a 93% match
Korean International Trade Association.
>>kita
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!! >>ｷﾀ
おまんこ
Hello today! As substance to add to this thread: I've stopped eating entirely and am now relying on coffee alone. AM I COOL YET
What is the sound of one VIPPER clapping?
>>502
I had a girl at work do that. She eventually blacked out and collapsed. She turned out alright, but it caused a huge scene with paramedics and all that jazz. You should just eat.
Today is going to be a fucking marathon. I think I fill my schedule with way too many obligations so I stay too busy to realize how lonely I am.
I want to shove hot grits full force down her pants and make her naked and petrified
>>504
Oh yeah, I suppose. I've found that I can only concentrate if I eat, so I guess I have to.
Google 'smoked cheese' -> 'No Way' -> :3c
I really shouldn't be so upset about losing weight, but I can't wear my favourite pants anymore.
>>513
I know what you mean. My warmest jacket is way too big for me now.
I have just purchased a Roomba to be slightly less of a slob. Will you suggest a nickname to give to it? Cool and Fantastic Name, Please!!
>>515
ZAAAAAAAANKOKU NA TENSHIIIIIII NO YO NI SHOOOOOUUUUNEEEEN YO WA SHINWA NI NAAAREEEEE!
[short instrumental solo]
National Institute on Drug Abuse
N - I - D - A
（｀∀´）NIDA!
Call your wife an old tacklebox
I feel like going to my bed and crying myself to sleep.
>>522 Have the cry first! You will feel better afterwards and you will sleep easier.
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