ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

2 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 08:47 [Del]

Cuz he's seen my swimming pool

3 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 09:18 [Del]

If you want to be VIP Quality there's just one rule~

4 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 12:42 [Del]

But telling you right now would be way too cruel

5 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 13:18 [Del]

This thread is making me drool

6 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 13:41 [Del]

My stand is Magician's Red because my name is Abdul.

7 Name: FRENCH VIPPER : 2008-06-14 15:12 [Del]

French for light bulb is «ampoule»

8 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 16:59 [Del]

We shall soon bring this under Imperial rule

9 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-14 21:39 [Del]

Why is >>10 such a tool?

10 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-15 02:45 [Del]

He was often picked at school.

11 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-15 04:25 [Del]

Here, rest your backside on this stool

12 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-15 08:25 [Del]

Mating horse and donkey gets you a mule.

13 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-15 11:45 [Del]

>>12
But it won't be good for wool.

14 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-15 19:42 [Del]

I'm unable to finish sentences because you'll

15 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-16 06:19 [Del]

Who but DADDY COOL

16 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-16 09:27 [Del]

Sick of bananas? Have a grape.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-16 09:39 [Del]

YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

18 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-17 06:44 [Del]

Dumbledore got killed by Snape.

19 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-17 08:38 [Del]

>>18
He was too slow to escape.

20 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-17 12:41 [Del]

And too gay to rape.

21 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-17 14:43 [Del]

Though he did wear a nice cape

22 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-17 21:38 [Del]

the beard? it was taped

23 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-18 20:39 [Del]

and made of hair scraped

24 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-19 01:09 [Del]

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25 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-19 09:26 [Del]

They indeed have a funny shape.

26 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-20 11:28 [Del]

Please destroy that videotape

27 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-23 13:57 [Del]

'Cause in this world everything is about evidence

28 Name: sage : 2008-06-23 14:45 [Del]

and you haven't given me insurance

29 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-23 15:36 [Del]

Don't dick around, forensic ain't no bullshit science

30 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-23 19:17 [Del]

And if you disagree, you best be lying.

31 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-23 19:32 [Del]

Bitch please, I ain't buying.

32 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-25 06:54 [Del]

In the world of burgers, I no longer trust the King.

33 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 01:38 [Del]

He only brings my colon suffering.

34 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-26 03:06 [Del]

The lack of good rhymes is smothering.

35 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 04:37 [Del]

The state of Africa is really bothering.

36 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 04:37 [Del]

>>35 can't make worthwhile sentences.

37 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 05:41 [Del]

Save thousands on health insurance!

38 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 08:10 [Del]

Oh shut up you ponce.

39 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 11:18 [Del]

derailing this thread with orange

40 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 11:28 [Del]

too bad >>39 didn't know I brought the porridge~

41 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 12:36 [Del]

There's a little bird sitting on that ledge

42 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 15:58 [Del]

Let's have it surrounded, begin the siege!

43 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-26 16:23 [Del]

The bird flew away, oh woe is me. ;_;

44 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-28 02:22 [Del]

nothing is rhyming. we're approaching to /b/.

45 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 06:01 [Del]

I will genocide every bee

46 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 08:04 [Del]

As far as the eye can see

47 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 10:28 [Del]

As far as can shoot my pee pee

48 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 14:38 [Del]

So far that I spat my tea

49 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 17:15 [Del]

With this pipe, I will shoot you with a pea
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