ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

50 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 17:51 [Del]

Suddenly, we're back to /b/.

51 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-28 18:10 [Del]

I shall use my fingers to count up to 3

52 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-29 02:15 [Del]

>>50
NO REPEATS OR I'LL GO INTO A KILLING SPREE

53 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 02:50 [Del]

>>52
DO NOT INCUR THE WRATH OF VIPPER >>53

54 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 05:40 [Del]

Or he will ram you into a tree!

55 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 09:10 [Del]

Rammed, I fall on a bended knee

56 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-29 10:09 [Del]

>>55
That's why you wailed like a manatee?

57 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 10:32 [Del]

They punched every conferee ;_;

58 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 11:49 [Del]

And let everyone else free.

59 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-29 11:59 [Del]

>>58
under payment of a invitational fee.

60 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 14:01 [Del]

and sent them into the sea

61 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-29 21:19 [Del]

Except for >>59, who was summoned to the Holy See.

62 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-30 11:11 [Del]

My new friend is http://cubo.cc

63 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-30 11:13 [Del]

I welcome your new friend with glee.

64 Name: VIPPER : 2008-06-30 16:06 [Del]

In meine Lederhosen ist viel Schnee.

65 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-01 06:20 [Del]

Mi sento a mio agio qui.

66 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-01 07:42 [Del]

C'est devenu un vrai bordel ici

67 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-01 12:07 [Del]

C is for candlestick, I hit you in the knee

68 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-01 19:16 [Del]

I respond swiftly like Bruce Lee

69 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-02 11:58 [Del]

ZA WARUDO

70 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-02 14:19 [Del]

MUST DEFEND WITH SECRET JUDO

71 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-02 19:36 [Del]

IT'S A STAND USER ゴゴゴゴゴ

72 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-02 21:36 [Del]

Enough outta you, bring up the next speaker

73 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 04:24 [Del]

Hello, everyone, my name is VIPPER

74 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 06:28 [Del]

In mine country dollars american buy you stripper

75 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-03 07:07 [Del]

But I suggest you spend them all into this flipper

76 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 12:18 [Del]

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

77 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 13:58 [Del]

Part orange, part NIGGER, my name is Tigger

78 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 16:33 [Del]

Get me outta this slammer

79 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 17:38 [Del]

Stop! This is the time of the hammer!

80 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-03 18:16 [Del]

I do not stop, jamming with my jammer

81 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-05 19:01 [Del]

((●)トェェェイ(●))

82 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-05 23:30 [Del]

>>81-san doesn't make sense.

83 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-06 08:15 [Del]

Please make some at your earliest convenience

84 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-07 13:05 [Del]

This thread needs discipline, we got over with lenience

85 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-07 16:09 [Del]

むだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだむだ should be turned into an incense.

86 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-07 17:33 [Del]

Though you'll understand my reticence

87 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-07 18:04 [Del]

This slant rhyme doesn't convey anything in this instance.

88 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 11:35 [Del]

Another rhyme will soon make its appearance

89 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 11:49 [Del]

This hat is now on clearance!

90 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 18:21 [Del]

This is what I see...

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...at the playground!

91 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 18:45 [Del]

Kiddies for snakes to wrap around

92 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 20:40 [Del]

Wait a fucking minute... do you hear that sound?!

93 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 21:18 [Del]

Sounds like the Wiggles are coming to town!

94 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 21:48 [Del]

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

dun dun.

GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

95 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 21:57 [Del]

スタープラチナ!

オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ オラ

96 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-08 22:59 [Del]

>>95
無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄無駄ァ!!

97 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 02:50 [Del]

Watch me crank dat watch me roll

98 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 11:56 [Del]

Nigga, you best pay that toll

99 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 12:26 [Del]

But not b'fore you take our poll:
- what is your life's greatest goal?

100 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 14:06 [Del]

I want to go to space and do a barrel roll
But that'll never happen, so I'll just eat snow.

101 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-09 14:35 [Del]

- what is the thing that troubles your soul?

102 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 07:02 [Del]

The night of despair, black as coal

103 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 08:57 [Del]

Fo' sho

104 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 12:39 [Del]

This thread needs more Pujo

105 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 12:42 [Del]

- where can I find you taking a stroll?

106 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 16:00 [Del]

Click here to take our opinion poll!

107 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-10 21:09 [Del]

i like poop butts asdasdasddasdassdasdasd

punch me in the fart dick

108 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 10:04 [Del]

But before that please perform a Dragon Kick.

109 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 15:35 [Del]

You know, I really wish one rhyme would stick.

110 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 15:47 [Del]

>>109
Hello.

111 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 16:14 [Del]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID FELLOW

112 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-11 20:26 [Del]

Talk quietly, don't bellow

113 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 06:41 [Del]

My favorite color is red

114 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 11:26 [Del]

>>113
Wus rong witchu boy, i say u he ded

115 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-12 20:19 [Del]

si na rite mo

116 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-13 13:59 [Del]

supahman dat ho

117 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-18 12:46 [Del]

C'mon, SAoVQ, that's not the things to show

118 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:25 [Del]

AAAA is too simple a rhyme scheme IMHO

119 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:37 [Del]

>>118
Is that really how you pronounce it? I didn't know.

120 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 14:58 [Del]

>>119
Me neither, but if it wasn't pronounced that wat, it'd blow : (

121 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 15:53 [Del]

In Super Mario Bros 2 you could make earthquakes using blocks labelled ``POW''

122 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-18 17:46 [Del]

And in Golden Sun you leave footprints in the snow.

123 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 01:04 [Del]

In Castlevania it's harder to hit the Medusa Head than the Crow.

124 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 03:37 [Del]

But when the Crow hits you, you fall down below.

125 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 09:51 [Del]

Nuclear power gives us a healthy glow

126 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-19 10:01 [Del]

The power? I fight it, row row!

127 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 03:10 [Del]

wat

128 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 04:14 [Del]

twat

129 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 10:27 [Del]

On your head is a very fancy hat

130 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 13:43 [Del]

Upon closer inspection, I can tell it's a bat!

131 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 15:18 [Del]

My feet don't feel good on this mat.

132 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-20 23:51 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < hello i am table cat
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

133 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 02:07 [Del]


          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < COOL FREE RINGTONES! Claymore, Bible Black.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

134 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 05:57 [Del]

We recruit expert programmers knowledgeable in all the J2EE stack.

135 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 06:54 [Del]

Vacate the premises, you lowly PR flack

136 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 22:13 [Del]

Your mother is pretty bad in the sack.

137 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-21 22:22 [Del]

do you like snack packs?

138 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-22 03:04 [Del]

no i do not, Jack.

139 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-22 17:24 [Del]

>>138
For this, you will be stretched on a rack.

140 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 01:08 [Del]

oh frack!

141 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 02:17 [Del]

You must be on crack.

142 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 02:24 [Del]

>>140
Battlestar Galactica is the best show ever, mac

143 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 12:53 [Del]

SUDDENLY, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

144 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 14:18 [Del]

    ⊂_ヽ、
      .\\  /⌒\
         \ ( 冫、 )      I add BBB
          > ` ⌒ヽ      to my mana pool.
         /    へ \
        /    /   \\
        レ  ノ     ヽ_つ
        /  /         ・*.・:
       /  /|          :。 *.・
       ( ( 、          .*:☠。:’☠
       |  |、 \        。・.*・; ・*
       | / \ ⌒l       ; ・。;☠ ・.
       | |   ) /      ・☠ *_,,..,,,,_ ☠。*・
      ノ  )   し'       。・*./ ,' ☠  `ヽーっ*
     (_/          。・*.;l   ☠ ⌒_☠ ’☠
                    .  `'ー---‐'''''"

145 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 14:38 [Del]

I sure wish I had not paid Daddycool!

146 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 15:45 [Del]

Gonna suicide, brb, fetching rope and stool

147 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 16:49 [Del]

Make sure not to forget no tool!

148 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 22:36 [Del]

i have lost my precious jewel

149 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-23 23:15 [Del]

would you like to ride my mule?
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