ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

150 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 01:38 [Del]

AGAIN, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

151 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 02:17 [Del]

Who, DADDY COOL?

152 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 02:28 [Del]

No, he left.

153 Name: DETECTIVE VIPPER : 2008-07-24 07:13 [Del]

He's the one responsible for the theft!

154 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 08:58 [Del]

He left my hear bereft!

155 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 14:45 [Del]

OH LORD, TIME DISTORTIONNNNNNNNn(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

156 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 15:17 [Del]

What about this here predicament Daddy Cool?

157 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 16:15 [Del]



               -― ̄ ̄ ` ―--  _
          , ´         ,    ~  ̄" ー  _
        _/          / ,r    u      ` 、
       , ´           / /  J   ,ヘ  u      ヽ
    ,/   ,|           / /       ○        ,/
   と,-‐ ´ ̄          / /   r(   `'    J く
  (´__   、        / /   `(   ,ヘ  u     ヽ
       ̄ ̄`ヾ_      し   u┃    ○  J     _>
          ,_  \  J         ┃   `' __   -‐ ´
        (__  ̄~" __ , --‐一~;;;:".. ̄
           ̄ ̄ ̄      *・∴:∵:*::
                   ・:::・: *∴・* :*

              B A D ­ -­­ E N D I N G . . .

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

158 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 19:09 [Del]

I'm crazy like a fool

159 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-24 20:02 [Del]

They're both crazy like a fool.

160 Name: ITALIAN STRIPPER : 2008-07-25 04:08 [Del]

This thread was derailed by a fool

161 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 05:56 [Del]

To post in this thread, you'd truly have to be a fool

162 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 08:17 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) <  Feline on a stool.
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ .|.イ |
  ___|    .ノ | || |_
  .\  ノく__つ∪∪ \
  | |\((_______\
  | |\ヽつ  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | ̄
     | | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |
      | |          | |

163 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:11 [Del]

          ∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          ( ´∀`) < My real name is Tabitha Catherine
        /    |    \________
       /       .|     
       / "⌒ヽ |.イ |
   __ |   .ノ | || |__
  .    ノく__つ∪∪   \
   _((_________\
    ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
   ___________| |
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| |

164 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:13 [Del]

                   /\___/ヽ 
                  /''''''   '''''':::::::\
                 . |(●),   、(●)、.:| +
                 |   ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .::::|  Will never be VIP Quality as DADDY COOL
               .   |   `-=ニ=- ' .:::::::| +
                  \  `ニニ´  .:::::/     +
          _ -‐ ''"   / ヽ、ニ__ ーーノ゙!\    ゙̄ー- 、
         ハ       /   |ヽ ̄ ̄//  ヽ        ハ  +
         |  ヽ      く     ! .>ーく /     >      / !
           |   |     _>  レ'-、 r‐/   <_      /  !
          .∧   !    ヽ     | 厂L/     /     i  .∧
       / \  |     \   ∨  !    /      | / ハ
       ハ   ヽ |      ヽ    !  |   /      |   /ヽ
      /  \   |      ヽ.  | ./  /       |   // \
     /     \ |       \ ∨  /          | /- '    ヽ
     /, -──‐-ミ」        , ‐''二二⊃、       |/  / ̄ ̄`ヽ!
    レ′   ̄ ̄ ̄`ー─---、_/ ′二ニヽ' \--──┴'' ̄ ̄ ヽ   |

165 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 09:18 [Del]

        /⌒ヽ    
       /(●)(●)   Excuse me may not rhyme through here
       | トェェェイ/   
       | /`ニニ´    
       // | |      
      U  .U   
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~ ̄"~⌒゙゙"'''★                
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

166 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 10:34 [Del]

        /⌒ヽ    
       /(●)(●)   Excuse me may I have a beer
       | トェェェイ/   
       | /`ニニ´    
       // | |      
      U  .U   
 _,,..-―'"⌒"~ ̄"~⌒゙゙"'''★                
゙~,,,....-=-‐√"゙゙T"~ ̄Y"゙=ミ
T  |   l,_,,/\ ,,/l  |
,.-r '"l\,,j  /  |/  L,,,/
,,/|,/\,/ ,|\_,i,,,/ /
V\ ,,/\,|  ,,∧,,|/

167 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 15:05 [Del]

               /⌒丶        /⌒\
              /´   ヽ      /、   ヽ
              | /    .\ │ / /    |  
          .    |     .| / ̄\  | .    |  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
              |     ─( ゚ ∀ ゚ )─ノ    ,|< This thread is pretty queer
          .    |     | \_/      丿  \______
              ノヽ`   ノ/ │ \ `   /
             / ξ,/ソ          \ /
            (       ,/    `´   |ミ
             \   イ  ´         |
              \  ヽ \    八  ノ
                ヽ    ` ー ´人` /
                 \     / ´,、ヽノ
                ノ⌒    /      |
               /            ノ_
               | ノ     ヽ.     \
            /⌒l |.               \
            /  l,丿 ,       ∩       \
           |  /  ´       ω         \
          丿 /   ,     ./   ヽ   ヽ    |
         /  |,   |    /      )\      ヽ
         ヽ ノ    ヽ__,/      . (  _\_     |
         (_))|___,/          ()))ヽ、__/

168 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 15:48 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

169 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 17:08 [Del]


    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .( ・∀・ )This thing could be easier to steer!
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

170 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 18:25 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool­

171 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 18:29 [Del]

   -‐‐- 、
/     ヽ
!  ! 人|,.iノl_ノ)
i  乂-‐ −! i Sorry, we're all out of beer.
\ヽ .ゞ - ノノ  
  ``フ i´
    / \ノゝ
  /__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞========
==   THE REI'S DINER    ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

172 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 19:00 [Del]

What about it Daddy Cooool?

173 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 19:30 [Del]

    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .(。々° ) I HAVE ASSBURGERS I CANNOT CONTROL THIS CRAZY THING.
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

174 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 20:26 [Del]

    ..∧_∧
  ≡ .(。々° ) he's crazy like a fool
  -=( つ┯つ
 -=≡/  / //
.-=≡(__)/ )
  ,-= (◎) ̄))

175 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 23:20 [Del]

ABAB has a disconcerting ring

176 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-25 23:21 [Del]

What about it, Daddy Cool?

177 Name: D A D D Y C O O L : 2008-07-26 01:27 [Del]

he s crAZy likea foOl ;)

                                  /\___/ヽ          
    (.`ヽ(`> 、                      /'   '::::: 
     `'<`ゝr'フ\                  +  | (●),  、(●)、.:| +  
  ⊂コ二Lフ^´  ノ, /⌒)             .    |  ,,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, .:::| 
  ⊂l二L7_ / -ゝ-')´                .+ |   `-=ニ=- ' .::::::| + .    
       \_  、__,.イ\           +     \   `ニニ´  .::/    + 
        (T__ノ   Tヽ        , -r'⌒! ̄ `":::7ヽ.`- 、   ./|  . 
         ヽ¬.   / ノ`ー-、ヘ<ー1´|  ヽ | :::::::::::::ト、 \ ( ../ ヽ   

178 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 03:58 [Del]

THIS THREAD HAS GONE TERRIBLY AWRY

179 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 04:23 [Del]

>>178
AWRY... like a fool?!

180 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 05:34 [Del]

THE WORLD! TOKI WO TOMARE. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA WRYYYY.

181 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 12:16 [Del]

so ronery ;_;

182 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-26 13:31 [Del]

I thought this thread could be good: silly meeeee

183 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:04 [Del]

>>180
Dio says MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, not ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

Are you...

(。々°)/ Crazy like a fool?

184 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:44 [Del]

ORA ET LABORA

185 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:19 [Del]

I like to sing-a

186 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:49 [Del]

>>182
It was going well until 4-chan was DDoSed. Then, like everything else on the internet, it was ruined. Don't feel bad.

187 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:52 [Del]

>>182
I'm sorry, it was me who ruined this thread with the constant "crazy like a fool" sputtering.

I wish I could take it back, but now I am forced to live with a tarnished reputation.

P-please... forgive me, ITALIAN VIPPER-san...

188 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 05:32 [Del]

Don't worry, we'll give you a standing ovation.

189 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 12:13 [Del]

>>187

Hello, that's the whole point of a chorus, a rhyme scheme that isn't for retards, and a veritable crescendo of Beethoven quality composition. But no, everyone thinks you have to rhyme with the last line just be cool.

190 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 04:23 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

191 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 09:36 [Del]

>>189
Quality composition does not means VIP Quality­.

192 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 11:54 [Del]

Now it's AABB due to your frivolity

193 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 13:00 [Del]

This thread will fade into obscurity

194 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 01:38 [Del]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

This is ow you rhyme with churlity

195 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 03:16 [Del]

>>194
I must have watched that 20 times before realizing it was on a loop.

196 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:06 [Del]

>>195
Weebls stuff is all loops, you goose.

197 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:41 [Del]

>>195
Hang yourself with a fucking noose.

198 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 00:36 [Del]

;_; WHY'RE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY POOR CABOOSE?!

199 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 09:30 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)Because you're not drinking enough juice!

200 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 14:55 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)MITTENS AND SEX ARE BETTER THAN BOOTS!

201 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 15:52 [Del]

GO BACK TO DQN YOU JEWS

202 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 17:35 [Del]

Turn off your caps lock, it serves to confuse.

203 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 23:20 [Del]

Hey guys, I have awesome news!

204 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 23:37 [Del]

>>203
Did you get Crissaegrim from the Schmoos?

205 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 00:27 [Del]

>>204
Nigga, you best not scuff my new shoes.

206 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 07:06 [Del]

>>204
I got five in half an hour, too bad that much is no use.

207 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 13:41 [Del]

I've heard that Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews.

208 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 14:33 [Del]

Hitler was a sensitive man. He hired gay and handicapped officers. He was concerned about overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listened to Muse.

209 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 20:09 [Del]

I'm watching Blue's Clues.

210 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 23:21 [Del]

I'm an alcoholic who can't do anything without booze.

211 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 01:03 [Del]

Let's go for a snooze.

212 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 02:42 [Del]

hax my anus

213 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 03:34 [Del]

it's contagious

214 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-04 17:52 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a delirious

215 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-04 23:34 [Del]

Are the politicians even hearing us?

216 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 01:28 [Del]

The sky turned orange

217 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 01:44 [Del]

The sky rained porridge

218 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 02:48 [Del]

The chicken ate it, they call the stuff free-range

219 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 08:37 [Del]

What?

220 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 14:46 [Del]

>>219
Don't break the rhyme, or I'll grab your cock!

221 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 15:01 [Del]

But you can indulge in minor crime, in the name of rock!

222 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 16:00 [Del]

It's getting late, look at the clock!

223 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 12:37 [Del]

Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's sock!

224 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 12:39 [Del]

Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's wok!

225 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 13:39 [Del]

Sometimes I fellate my roommate's cock!

226 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:17 [Del]

ahhh cmon fuck a guy

227 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:18 [Del]

Say goodbye to July

228 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:30 [Del]

These rhymes force me to cry

229 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 04:02 [Del]

i have a special style of poetry, my

230 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 04:48 [Del]

could've just mispronounced poetrie

231 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 15:17 [Del]

This thread has gone terribly awry.

232 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 16:02 [Del]

I cannot tie a tie!

233 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 16:13 [Del]

I really hope that this shall come to be

234 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 02:09 [Del]

I really hope I won't be stung by a bee

235 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 03:30 [Del]

'cause that would be DQN-quality

236 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 07:13 [Del]

Quality is value reeking of anthropocentricity

237 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 07:19 [Del]

Quality is nowhere to be found in this city

238 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 10:24 [Del]

OKKUSENMAN, OKKUSENMAN

239 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 12:10 [Del]

Inverted Carcass Necrolyzing the Inverted Necrowitch amidst the Necrovertion of Necrotania in a Can

240 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 14:59 [Del]

URUTORAMAN, URUTORAMAN SEBUN

241 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 16:34 [Del]

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

242 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:04 [Del]

I GOT FUCKED BY A MAN

243 Name: Kenshiro : 2008-08-12 12:16 [Del]

Omae wa mō shindeiru.

244 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 14:50 [Del]

>>243
FOR BREAKING THE RHYME, I SUGGEST A BAN

245 Name: Kenshiro : 2008-08-12 20:27 [Del]

>>244
Alternating rhyme scheme, you shrew

246 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 20:49 [Del]

I have some candy in my van.

247 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 21:04 [Del]

>>246
This intrigues me, my interest grew.

248 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 02:49 [Del]

I slept little last night due to a upcoming exam.

249 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 03:37 [Del]

>>248
I'm sleeping in about 20 minutes. I will probably sleep for like four hours. God I hate myself.

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