ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

>>248
I hate myself too, man.

>>249
Don't hate the groove, dance smooth like an elf.
>>250
All of this conflict reminds me of 'NAM.

Last time I checked, I had five hundred and twelve,
I definitely need to buy more RAM.

What is it? What is it? Sam? Sam? Sam? Ham?
Let the ice fall the the ground,
Hallow the earth to its dusty core.
But I wonder... what is this lamb?
Why is it standing through the floor of sound?
I wonder, thinking this, as I walk through the door.
Sam! To this icy ground on winter, will you delve?
Have you the spirit of the lion? Will you say "I can?"
Will you look through the frost at the icy lamb?
Or is it the fires of the tiger's pound?
The forests are lovely, dark and deep, (see Robert Frost)
But with the tiger burning through the night,
I hid myself in stealth, and ran.

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan

It's stuffy in here, time to turn on the fan.

Whilst I sexually assault my neighbors Renault Megane

The force magic is represented by Zan.

Original poster reporting. I went off to get some tan.

Was this rhyme already used here? Let me scan...

Thats not a very good plan
We vippers are a clever bunch
I'm not sure, but i have a hunch
Anyone who paid Daddy cool
would never be such a fool.

Daddycool is Daddycool
He's Daddycool because he's Daddycool
Everyone knows Daddycool
Just because he's Daddycool
Tomorrow your mom goes back to school.

She'll most probably sit on a stool.

In this lane you must carpool

MUSHIHIMESAMA FUTARI

MATA HARI

BURNING SHIELD ASKARI

FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE, DUMBLEDORE ATARI

WE MIGHT ENGAGE IN A GAME OF WARI

WITH TWO SKILLED FUTANARI

FROM A GIRL WHO USED TO BE A MAN CALLED HARRY

That doesn't rhyme. I'm wary...

That's time we refresh this pantomime.

To see just who can rhyme well

I always wanted to be like Perfect Cell.

Gays are all doomed to go to Hell.

In The Incredible Machine there's a guy named Mel.

There are some sources I must quell.

(Liberally lifted from Emperor.)

Cower when you hear the ghastly knell.

A hex is just a witchier spell

Calm down, there's no reason to yell.

You were suppose to rhyme with pantomime as "well" was an interjection which was not part of the rhyme scheme, also you did not come up with a satisfactory rhyme for orange and for that you will be docked 2 points. I would encourage the distribution of this poem in printed form once a publisher can be secured. In the mean time, I would suggest counting the number of syllables in this post to form an adequate rhyme to the word the.

huh

duh

that's a pitiful brouhaha.

I'm gonna do that seppuku thing, bring my big-ass katana.

I'd suggest my little friend, for I am Tony Montana.

You'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; the funky rythmn coming atcha.

then you know I had to gat ya!

Sweet soul brotha, sweet, soul... brotha, sweet soul brotha, sweet s-s-s-oul brotha

Thread dancing, thread undancing

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　They watch me!
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I won't dance, I won't sing!
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　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　I got them monies, I got the bling.
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　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

I've fucked more Japanese girls than integers in a commutative ring

Baby, they call me the king

Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING, DING, DING!

if the washrag is wet, give it a wring

if only I had a spoon
~a magical spo on

I'll use my long tensor to fuck you like a monsoon

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

I won't help you, I'm not your goon.

We did this already, I remember "typhoon"

Shut the fuck up bitch, and make me a sandwich. My name is Torneko Taloon.

It's for me the sun burns, and for me your vag yearns, but take a hint bitch and wait for your turn

There's this feeling of RAGE I churn...

that post was convicted for being a child abuser.

Don't tell my girlfriend that I'm really a loser

I have finally silenced my main accuser.

I wonder if >>308 was hit by a cruiser.

He accidentally deleted himself because he's a rampant drug user.

Called him the Kaiser

Sharp like an incisor

Manual like a masturbator

A true master orator

Nothing like a vibrator

>>1 is an idiot

Rhyming like a riot

This milkshake is good, you ought to try it.

Your rhyming makes me spit

I just bought Shaq-Fu ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

見た

The wife of Garibaldi was called Anita.

ha haha ha
haha haaaa
hahaha haaaaa~

Rock the casbah'
Rock the casbah~

Ga ga ga ga ga ga GaoGaiGaa~

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa Panda~

>>1 Is a bu-n~
>>500-san to issho

How does loli feel? I'll never know.

>>332
There's the FBI, you better lay low.

UNDER THE MOON, HA HA YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LOLI WELL NO.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NEATO

You're welcome; In Italian, Prego!

UN! DER! FLOW!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Omnikin GRIS!

hax my ANUS

oh >>540 di'int!

The forecast today: Cold weather, imminent!

Places like this is why I abuse infants.

Beating babies? I shoot pheasants.

Pants.

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can now DANCE !
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　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

>>346 I see you.

Peek-A-Boo

Now I'm gonna sniff some glue