ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in
> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~
and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.
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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool
Now I wanna have something to do
I'm too cheap, I think I'm turning into a Jew.
HEY! The Jews aren't too cheap for YOU.
For dinner, I went to The Melting Pot. My God, I love fondue.
I cuddle my privates listening to Motley Crue
Tonight I'm gonna put drugs in the stew.
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< Moo. >
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
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||----w |
|| ||How does food become poo?
Me want snoo snoo
I'LL BRING THE LAW OF NATURE TO YOU!
GURREN KAINA
freunlaven
That's a quote from the Raven?
From tanasinn, no safe haven
SECRET SWORD TWO!
Stop changing the rhyme scheme, you!
Get out, scat, shoo!
（＝ω＝.） Oh dear, is this my thread? What am I to do?
Threads like these are why I love my basement. I will spend the rest of my life dicking around with my five computers (all running Unix-based OS's), beating off all over myself to futa porn at 2:00 AM and thumbing trough Perl, Assembly and C compsci books, only to leave my house during the week for 7.5 painless daily hours of writing hideous vbscripts and staring off into space. You don't know peace and inner perfection until you've collapsed on the unwashed, mildewed rug in front of your computer with the bowl of cereal you were eating after fapping impulsively for the fifth time today to the same JAV rape/vomit porn avi and knowing that whatever misfortune may visit you in the distant future, you can die happilly knowing nothing need surpass this moment, even though tomorrow will be better but otherwise no different, just like yesterday. I am complete.
I am /g/.
OOPS THE DOG JUST DID A WEE
That's weird for a dog; didn't he just pee?
Your laptop has has nothing on my EEE
You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee
Jawohl, freschly gedriven Schnee
Once again, I welcome him with glee.
Bump from the grave, shitsux, just like me!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SHALL WE RENT A DVD
I guess I will have to agree.
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~
After 379 posts, I see ITALIAN VIPPER-san said UNDER THE MOON LOLI TO ISSHO~ incorrectly.
>>379
I saw it at the very beginning, I just didn't want to point it you. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Aren't we having fun?
no is a possessive particle you bum
Ahh, no, dear brother's penis is entering the shameful place of Yuko and will cum!
Arrr, sailors, pour me more rum!
I do not believe you, you liar, scum!
Changing the rhyme isn't something I enjoy.
Someone here is a boozer
Carry copters, sink subs -- that's your Advance Ward cruiser.
Excuse me, captain, but how do I use her?
just stick yo' dick in and plunge that cooter
I tried to evade the army, but everywhere -- that cursed recruiter!
What is it like to eat a hooter?
Sort of like dying in a first-person shooter.
Unless you're good at snooker
She asked if I could book her a hotel room, but I told her if she kept up that sass mouth, I was gonna book her.
BR?
It's only human to err.
But idiotic to derr
Lederhosen ist gut, zehr.
You said you went to it, but where.
"GRUNNUR"My motheur
That nasty, nasty voyeur
Star Trek VOYAGER
Voyager? I hardly knew her!
If she was drunk then it was rape, sir.
I got bit by a filthy cur.
FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING SHELVING
sudo time man ping
The Bloodlust and the Wring.
This thread is not dead, let me pull the string.
We were defeated by the second inning.
My name is Hong Meiling.
It has the power, it has the bling.
The secret lover of the king fucking the king
I brought my flippy floppies
I'm riding on a dolphin doing flips and shit
Bought me a pizza, shoved dick into it
My poetry about poop is version-controlled with git
Is this thread legit?
Too legit to quit
That's enough, Junior, you've run out of wit.
I'll have you ask again through an affidavit
Man that rhyme was so lame it need crutches
whos rhyming ya callin lame nigga i dont take no shit from u bitches
I got more rhymes than DADDY COOL has got riches
When I'm finished with you VIPPER you'll be needing 500 stitches
I cause more chaos than Windows ME causes glitches
On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.
Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.
Still, this isn't that abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).
Bitches.
Anyway >>438, please listen to me. I had this terrible itch not long ago, you know, itches?
Throw them away, like I did to your mom. Cut her throat and left her in the ditches.
For what you've done, you will burn with witches!
-- I say as I pull down my britches
I saw my best friend talking to the po-pos. Man fuck those snitches!
from rags to riches
I'm so bad at baseball I need 100 pitches.
Good thing I found this lamp - the little man inside will give me 3 wishes!
I wish with my first wish to never do dishes!
Man, I when my mom gives me kisses