ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

I am breaking from this rhyming scheme to bring us a VIP Quality love poem

Oh my sweet VIPPER my little VIP Quality love
How I love you so much you will never understand
I would 2GET every thread just to show you my love
I want to bu-n into your heart
I'm like daddycool and your oNlY pAymetn Is tO lOVe Me ;)
I would rather have you even over REI, you are my one true future waifu
You make me so happy I want to LEAP INTO THE AIR
When you say I love you you make me say "omae mona"

HOLY SHIT I LOVE YOU

http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/vipper.ogg

now in true voice (no special effects) with a 0.20€ microphone

>>452
OH SHIT >>451 HAS A COMPETITOR FOR MY VIP LOVIN'

This time. we are vippin'

And quicker than a whippin'

What do you mean you haven't paid Daddy Cool are you trippin'?

>>456
Me and my chocolate milk we be sippin'

These rhymes I must admit contain a whole lot of tanasinn

These rhymes are pretty mean

why, >>459, aren't your senses keen

The table for cats must retain a nice sheen

I doubt any of you VIPPERS could beat me at Dr Robotnick's Mean Bean Machine

goddamn i want some poutine.

This is not genuine, but some kind of a routine

>>465's mother was a drug abuser

>>466 are you tellin' a lie or are you some kind of hoser

I USE CAPS LOCK, THE COOL CONTROL CRUISER

>>468
That doesn't make you cool, you anal contuser

>>469
To clarify, contusion is caused by a bruiser

The just must be set looser.

>>472 Posting just to change the rhyme

>>473 is a mime!

Changing the rhyme should be a bannable crime.

>>475 I wish I asked out that dime!

>>476 is coated in slime.

Breaker breaker, what's your co-sign?

Something that needs to be aligned?

ITALIAN VIPPER sure plays fast and loose with the rhymes.

do you have time for a lime?

I did the time, now to commit the crime

oh god, my spine.

Street Fighter III, that's right the third chapter, this game's for real, no blondes and no actors.

I like tractors.

>>486
This is what Italians actually believe.

>>486

I explained it was intentional in >>385

>>487
We have a coolness you'll never achieve.

>>488
This knowledge doth my burden relieve

This thread was quite nice to conceive,
it's so VIP, it's hard to beleive.

If you stop paying him DADDY COOL will ask you to leave

This self-referential poetry does not amuse.
You poetasters should display more ruse.

With rhymes such as those, you're sure to meet abuse

The board of vip quality is that which is choose.

He's not crazy like a fool, just got a few screws loose.

The state of this thread really gives me the blues.

>>497
Sadly, this thread has become old news.

Speak not of golds, for you'll wake the JEWS