ITT we make VIP QUALITY rhymes - [POETRY] (499)

1 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-06-14 03:41 [Del]

ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

181 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 12:16 [Del]

so ronery ;_;

182 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-07-26 13:31 [Del]

I thought this thread could be good: silly meeeee

183 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:04 [Del]

>>180
Dio says MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA, not ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!

Are you...

(。々°)/ Crazy like a fool?

184 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-26 15:44 [Del]

ORA ET LABORA

185 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:19 [Del]

I like to sing-a

186 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:49 [Del]

>>182
It was going well until 4-chan was DDoSed. Then, like everything else on the internet, it was ruined. Don't feel bad.

187 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 01:52 [Del]

>>182
I'm sorry, it was me who ruined this thread with the constant "crazy like a fool" sputtering.

I wish I could take it back, but now I am forced to live with a tarnished reputation.

P-please... forgive me, ITALIAN VIPPER-san...

188 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 05:32 [Del]

Don't worry, we'll give you a standing ovation.

189 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-27 12:13 [Del]

>>187

Hello, that's the whole point of a chorus, a rhyme scheme that isn't for retards, and a veritable crescendo of Beethoven quality composition. But no, everyone thinks you have to rhyme with the last line just be cool.

190 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 04:23 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a fool

191 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 09:36 [Del]

>>189
Quality composition does not means VIP Quality­.

192 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 11:54 [Del]

Now it's AABB due to your frivolity

193 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-28 13:00 [Del]

This thread will fade into obscurity

194 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 01:38 [Del]

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

This is ow you rhyme with churlity

195 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 03:16 [Del]

>>194
I must have watched that 20 times before realizing it was on a loop.

196 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:06 [Del]

>>195
Weebls stuff is all loops, you goose.

197 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-29 20:41 [Del]

>>195
Hang yourself with a fucking noose.

198 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 00:36 [Del]

;_; WHY'RE YOU ALL SO MEAN TO MY POOR CABOOSE?!

199 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 09:30 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)Because you're not drinking enough juice!

200 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 14:55 [Del]

( ゚ ヮ゚)MITTENS AND SEX ARE BETTER THAN BOOTS!

201 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 15:52 [Del]

GO BACK TO DQN YOU JEWS

202 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 17:35 [Del]

Turn off your caps lock, it serves to confuse.

203 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 23:20 [Del]

Hey guys, I have awesome news!

204 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-30 23:37 [Del]

>>203
Did you get Crissaegrim from the Schmoos?

205 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 00:27 [Del]

>>204
Nigga, you best not scuff my new shoes.

206 Name: VIPPER : 2008-07-31 07:06 [Del]

>>204
I got five in half an hour, too bad that much is no use.

207 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 13:41 [Del]

I've heard that Hitler wasn't fond of the Jews.

208 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 14:33 [Del]

Hitler was a sensitive man. He hired gay and handicapped officers. He was concerned about overpopulation. If Hitler was alive today, he'd listened to Muse.

209 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 20:09 [Del]

I'm watching Blue's Clues.

210 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-01 23:21 [Del]

I'm an alcoholic who can't do anything without booze.

211 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 01:03 [Del]

Let's go for a snooze.

212 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 02:42 [Del]

hax my anus

213 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-02 03:34 [Del]

it's contagious

214 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-04 17:52 [Del]

(。々°)/ he's crazy like a delirious

215 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-04 23:34 [Del]

Are the politicians even hearing us?

216 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 01:28 [Del]

The sky turned orange

217 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 01:44 [Del]

The sky rained porridge

218 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-05 02:48 [Del]

The chicken ate it, they call the stuff free-range

219 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 08:37 [Del]

What?

220 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 14:46 [Del]

>>219
Don't break the rhyme, or I'll grab your cock!

221 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 15:01 [Del]

But you can indulge in minor crime, in the name of rock!

222 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-06 16:00 [Del]

It's getting late, look at the clock!

223 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 12:37 [Del]

Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's sock!

224 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 12:39 [Del]

Sometimes I masturbate into my roommate's wok!

225 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-07 13:39 [Del]

Sometimes I fellate my roommate's cock!

226 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:17 [Del]

ahhh cmon fuck a guy

227 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:18 [Del]

Say goodbye to July

228 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 03:30 [Del]

These rhymes force me to cry

229 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 04:02 [Del]

i have a special style of poetry, my

230 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 04:48 [Del]

could've just mispronounced poetrie

231 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 15:17 [Del]

This thread has gone terribly awry.

232 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 16:02 [Del]

I cannot tie a tie!

233 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-08 16:13 [Del]

I really hope that this shall come to be

234 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 02:09 [Del]

I really hope I won't be stung by a bee

235 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 03:30 [Del]

'cause that would be DQN-quality

236 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 07:13 [Del]

Quality is value reeking of anthropocentricity

237 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 07:19 [Del]

Quality is nowhere to be found in this city

238 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-09 10:24 [Del]

OKKUSENMAN, OKKUSENMAN

239 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 12:10 [Del]

Inverted Carcass Necrolyzing the Inverted Necrowitch amidst the Necrovertion of Necrotania in a Can

240 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 14:59 [Del]

URUTORAMAN, URUTORAMAN SEBUN

241 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 16:34 [Del]

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

242 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-10 23:04 [Del]

I GOT FUCKED BY A MAN

243 Name: Kenshiro : 2008-08-12 12:16 [Del]

Omae wa mō shindeiru.

244 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 14:50 [Del]

>>243
FOR BREAKING THE RHYME, I SUGGEST A BAN

245 Name: Kenshiro : 2008-08-12 20:27 [Del]

>>244
Alternating rhyme scheme, you shrew

246 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 20:49 [Del]

I have some candy in my van.

247 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-12 21:04 [Del]

>>246
This intrigues me, my interest grew.

248 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 02:49 [Del]

I slept little last night due to a upcoming exam.

249 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 03:37 [Del]

>>248
I'm sleeping in about 20 minutes. I will probably sleep for like four hours. God I hate myself.

250 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 10:37 [Del]

>>248
I hate myself too, man.

251 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 15:06 [Del]

>>249
Don't hate the groove, dance smooth like an elf.
>>250
All of this conflict reminds me of 'NAM.

252 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 15:39 [Del]

Last time I checked, I had five hundred and twelve,
I definitely need to buy more RAM.

253 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 16:08 [Del]

What is it? What is it? Sam? Sam? Sam? Ham?
Let the ice fall the the ground,
Hallow the earth to its dusty core.
But I wonder... what is this lamb?
Why is it standing through the floor of sound?
I wonder, thinking this, as I walk through the door.
Sam! To this icy ground on winter, will you delve?
Have you the spirit of the lion? Will you say "I can?"
Will you look through the frost at the icy lamb?
Or is it the fires of the tiger's pound?
The forests are lovely, dark and deep, (see Robert Frost)
But with the tiger burning through the night,
I hid myself in stealth, and ran.

254 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-13 17:45 [Del]

And I ra-a-an
I ran so far away-ay-ay
I just ra-a-an

255 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-14 17:17 [Del]

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan

256 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-16 00:13 [Del]

It's stuffy in here, time to turn on the fan.

257 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-18 11:17 [Del]

Whilst I sexually assault my neighbors Renault Megane

258 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-18 11:39 [Del]

On SAoVQ, tomfoolery won't merit a ban

259 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-18 14:35 [Del]

The force magic is represented by Zan.

260 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-08-29 11:15 [Del]

Original poster reporting. I went off to get some tan.

261 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-29 14:19 [Del]

Was this rhyme already used here? Let me scan...

262 Name: VIPPER : 2008-08-31 07:32 [Del]

Thats not a very good plan
We vippers are a clever bunch
I'm not sure, but i have a hunch
Anyone who paid Daddy cool
would never be such a fool.

263 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-01 16:19 [Del]

Daddycool is Daddycool
He's Daddycool because he's Daddycool
Everyone knows Daddycool
Just because he's Daddycool
Tomorrow your mom goes back to school.

264 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-02 06:15 [Del]

She'll most probably sit on a stool.

265 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-02 13:02 [Del]

In this lane you must carpool

266 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-05 19:55 [Del]

MUSHIHIMESAMA FUTARI

267 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 04:55 [Del]

MATA HARI

268 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 06:56 [Del]

BURNING SHIELD ASKARI

269 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-06 08:05 [Del]

FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE, DUMBLEDORE ATARI

270 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-07 10:18 [Del]

WE MIGHT ENGAGE IN A GAME OF WARI

271 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-08 03:22 [Del]

WITH TWO SKILLED FUTANARI

272 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 09:25 [Del]

FROM A GIRL WHO USED TO BE A MAN CALLED HARRY

273 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-08 23:22 [Del]

That doesn't rhyme. I'm wary...

274 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-16 12:10 [Del]

That's time we refresh this pantomime.

275 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-17 22:30 [Del]

To see just who can rhyme well

276 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-18 01:48 [Del]

This song emits a simply sublime smell

277 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-18 04:29 [Del]

I always wanted to be like Perfect Cell.

278 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-18 09:58 [Del]

Gays are all doomed to go to Hell.

279 Name: VIPPER : 2008-09-18 10:34 [Del]

In The Incredible Machine there's a guy named Mel.

280 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2008-09-18 14:54 [Del]

There are some sources I must quell.

(Liberally lifted from Emperor.)

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