ITT we rhyme with the previous poster's sentence and create a new one. Could be an imperfect rhyme,as in

> I like physics, the part about fission
> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

and so forth. assonances and off-kilter syllables count will not be deemed VIP QUALITY.

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（。々°）/ he's crazy like a fool

Cower when you hear the ghastly knell.

A hex is just a witchier spell

Calm down, there's no reason to yell.

You were suppose to rhyme with pantomime as "well" was an interjection which was not part of the rhyme scheme, also you did not come up with a satisfactory rhyme for orange and for that you will be docked 2 points. I would encourage the distribution of this poem in printed form once a publisher can be secured. In the mean time, I would suggest counting the number of syllables in this post to form an adequate rhyme to the word the.

huh

duh

that's a pitiful brouhaha.

I'm gonna do that seppuku thing, bring my big-ass katana.

I'd suggest my little friend, for I am Tony Montana.

You'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; you'd better watch that, comin' atcha; the funky rythmn coming atcha.

then you know I had to gat ya!

Sweet soul brotha, sweet, soul... brotha, sweet soul brotha, sweet s-s-s-oul brotha

Thread dancing, thread undancing

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　They watch me!
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I won't dance, I won't sing!
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　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　 （　´∀｀）　＜　I got them monies, I got the bling.
　　　　　　　　／　　　　|　　　 ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
　　　　　　　/ 　　　 　 .|　　　　　
　　　　　　 / "⌒ヽ |.ｲ |
　　　＿＿ |　　　.ノ | || |＿＿
　 .　　　 ノく＿＿つ∪∪　　 ＼
　　　＿（（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_＼
　　 ￣￣ヽつ￣￣￣￣￣￣ | |￣
　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿__| |
　　 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |

I've fucked more Japanese girls than integers in a commutative ring

Baby, they call me the king

Dinner bell, dinner bell, DING, DING, DING!

if the washrag is wet, give it a wring

if only I had a spoon
~a magical spo on

I'll use my long tensor to fuck you like a monsoon

⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃

I won't help you, I'm not your goon.

We did this already, I remember "typhoon"

Shut the fuck up bitch, and make me a sandwich. My name is Torneko Taloon.

It's for me the sun burns, and for me your vag yearns, but take a hint bitch and wait for your turn

There's this feeling of RAGE I churn...

that post was convicted for being a child abuser.

Don't tell my girlfriend that I'm really a loser

I have finally silenced my main accuser.

I wonder if >>308 was hit by a cruiser.

He accidentally deleted himself because he's a rampant drug user.

Called him the Kaiser

Sharp like an incisor

Manual like a masturbator

A true master orator

Nothing like a vibrator

>>1 is an idiot

Rhyming like a riot

This milkshake is good, you ought to try it.

Your rhyming makes me spit

I just bought Shaq-Fu ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

見た

The wife of Garibaldi was called Anita.

ha haha ha
haha haaaa
hahaha haaaaa~

Rock the casbah'
Rock the casbah~

Ga ga ga ga ga ga GaoGaiGaa~

Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa Panda~

>>1 Is a bu-n~
>>500-san to issho

How does loli feel? I'll never know.

>>332
There's the FBI, you better lay low.

UNDER THE MOON, HA HA YOU THOUGHT I'D SAY SOMETHING ABOUT LOLI WELL NO.

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR NEATO

You're welcome; In Italian, Prego!

UN! DER! FLOW!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Omnikin GRIS!

hax my ANUS

oh >>540 di'int!

The forecast today: Cold weather, imminent!

Places like this is why I abuse infants.

Beating babies? I shoot pheasants.

Pants.

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　　　　　|Д｀)　　　No one is here.
　　　　　|⊂　　　　　I can now DANCE !
　　　　　|

　　　　　♪　　☆
　　　♪　　　／ ＼　　　 RANTA TAN
　　　　　　ヽ(´Д｀;)ﾉ 　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (　 へ) 　　　RANTA RANTA
　 　 　 　 　　く 　　　　　　TAN

　　　♪　　　　☆
　　　　　♪　／ ＼　　　RANTA RANTA
　　　　　　ヽ（;´Д｀）ﾉ　　RANTA TAN
　　 　 　　　 (へ　 ) 　　　RANTA TANTA
　 　 　 　 　　　　 >　　　　TAN

>>346 I see you.

Peek-A-Boo

Now I'm gonna sniff some glue

Now I wanna have something to do

I'm too cheap, I think I'm turning into a Jew.

HEY! The Jews aren't too cheap for YOU.

For dinner, I went to The Melting Pot. My God, I love fondue.

I cuddle my privates listening to Motley Crue

Tonight I'm gonna put drugs in the stew.

   ______
  < Moo. >
   ------
         \   ^__^
          \  (oo)\_______
             (__)\       )\/\
                 ||----w |
                 ||     ||

How does food become poo?

Me want snoo snoo

I'LL BRING THE LAW OF NATURE TO YOU!

GURREN KAINA

freunlaven

That's a quote from the Raven?

From tanasinn, no safe haven

SECRET SWORD TWO!

Stop changing the rhyme scheme, you!

Get out, scat, shoo!

（＝ω＝.）　Oh dear, is this my thread? What am I to do?

Threads like these are why I love my basement. I will spend the rest of my life dicking around with my five computers (all running Unix-based OS's), beating off all over myself to futa porn at 2:00 AM and thumbing trough Perl, Assembly and C compsci books, only to leave my house during the week for 7.5 painless daily hours of writing hideous vbscripts and staring off into space. You don't know peace and inner perfection until you've collapsed on the unwashed, mildewed rug in front of your computer with the bowl of cereal you were eating after fapping impulsively for the fifth time today to the same JAV rape/vomit porn avi and knowing that whatever misfortune may visit you in the distant future, you can die happilly knowing nothing need surpass this moment, even though tomorrow will be better but otherwise no different, just like yesterday. I am complete.

I am /g/.

OOPS THE DOG JUST DID A WEE

That's weird for a dog; didn't he just pee?

Your laptop has has nothing on my EEE

You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee

Jawohl, freschly gedriven Schnee

Once again, I welcome him with glee.

Bump from the grave, shitsux, just like me!

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

SHALL WE RENT A DVD

I guess I will have to agree.

> UNDER THE MOON LOLI NO ISSHO~

After 379 posts, I see ITALIAN VIPPER-san said UNDER THE MOON LOLI TO ISSHO~ incorrectly.

>>379
I saw it at the very beginning, I just didn't want to point it you. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!