Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/

What a fine thread. A shame I never bump it ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

PART 4 BAYBEE

Bumping with a new imageboard that I hope to make VIP QUALITY:
http://71chan.co.cc

that last bump when thread was 1kGOT by a faggort who also 999GOT, 998GOT, 997GOT and so forth during the same minute.

>170-Teen-AssVeryPain.mpg

Hello again gentlemen.

The finish of the last thread was lacking in quality. I propose we lock up the responsible persons in the tanasinn chamber.

Crap, I just read the whole tablecat thread. Third time this year.

Hello, I am responsible for post number 1001 in the last thread. Please forgive my failure to channel quality into my post.

>>12
It's okay; we still love you.
Metaphorically speaking.

Lies and slander.
I do not love him.

>>14

>him

sexist

I love xem.

Posting from Windows Vista.

Oh god D:

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>>18
You just made my day, thank you.

I just watched Chocolate. AUTISTIC MARTIAL ARTS FUCK YEAH.

I'm watching a naughty show on Showtime

>>21
Oh you naughty boy!

>>22
He's no boy, he's watching a naughty show. He must be a MAN!

I once jokingly called my friend a "naughty girl. ;)" She stared at me strangely. I don't think she realized I was joking.

>>25
She probably thought "UGH SO CREEPY. GOD, WHY DOES HE LIKE ME??! GODDDD~~@#@# HE"S SO CREEPY"

These threads are not what they used to be before. . .

>>27
These threads are for bumping, it doesn't really matter what it's about as long as it's being bumped.

ﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!!

>>31
It's important to have QUALITY POSTS, I agree.

>>32
That's why >>30 left, he just couldn't handle the pressure.
Bye, >>30.

♪　∧,＿∧
　　 (´･ω･`) )) Just made a potentially huge mistake~
　(( (　つ　ヽ、　　　♪
　　　〉 とノ　)))
　　（__ノ^(＿)

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　 (( (　 　　　）Oh yeah baby~
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I never said goodbye to the old thread...

>>34 You and me both VIPPER.

Except I made my potentially huge mistake back in December and I'm only starting to feel the consequencies now.

>>36
Morning sickness?

>>37 I'm expecting twins.

Oh my, my favourite activity today was writhing in pain due to something happening with my stomach. And it's not over yet.

Being a sysadmin sucks.

Time to finish that shitty map I'm making for left4dead! wwww~

I have a confession.
Sometimes I forget which posts are mine and I reply to myself etc. Forgetting I was talking to myself. It is easy for me because some of these threads are years old.

>>42
I usually can pick out what's mine just based on how I write things.

I will always remember and cherish this post of mine.

Sometimes I intentionally respond to my own posts as if I were another VIPPER.

Sometimes I think I wrote posts that I actually didn't.

>>42
My prognosis is that you are secretly self-absorbed.

>>45

Sometimes I type out posts with the intention of replying to them as another VIPPER but just as I'm about to post them I become afraid that a mod or someone will know it was me replying to my own post because of my ip or something and then they'll get on irc or something and be like "hey, theres some loser replying to his own posts. not only that but looking at the way it was written and the time of the two posts it looks like the loser set his original post with the intent to self-reply" and then they'd laugh at me so then I end up deleting the post.

>>48 >>46 >>45 I've too felt this way

The post time keeps the JISAKU JIENs in check.

>>50
That's right

>>50
I didn't think of that

Oceanography is boring....

>>53
Indeed it is. So are most sciences about nonliving processes. You want an interesting science, take a few courses in the biological sciences: anything from genetics to microbiology to embryology... The list goes on and on.

>>48
I would like to note for everyone that I personally instructed all moderators to never look at anyone's IP for any reason other than to administer a ban. I think EVERYONE does what you describe at some time or another. So don't worry and keep replying to your own posts!

>>55
That was a great post. Thanks (・з・)!

>>56
woops

(・з・) goes in every field

>>54
Physics is the most interesting science and it's all about nonliving processes.

>>59
I am a proton and I take offense to that

I have two exams tomorrow. I'm going to bed. I'm that cool.

NUCLEUS WAS HERE, PROTON IS A FAGGOT

Shhh it is a secret

>>65
shhh don't tell

How does one post silence?

>>67
Quote God?

>>69

>>59
I suppose it's all about what branch you're studying, and personal opinion. For example, traditional physics never held much interest for me, but quantum physics was relatively interesting, though I always preferred certain branches of biology.

>>64
Dozens of moderators are needed to keep this rowdy board in check.

>>54
Thank you for the sage advice VIPPER, but you see, I am a marine biology major, so this is a fact I learned many moons and lolis ago.

>>71
So while physicists around the world work to create a perfect view of the universe, you're studying the way a platypus poops?

>>75

Yes and no. You see biologists like me and >>71 and >>73 are studying not only how a platypus poops, but also how the poop affects the platypus, other animals, it's habitat, other ecosystems, the world over, and ultimately us, as well as providing valuable, confirmable insight into how our OWN pooping habits evolved and thereby answering the question "how, why, and where did we come from" just a little bit more. We're also learning WHY the platypus poops and how to keep it pooping because me, >>71, and >>73 are good people who CARE about STUFF that ACTUALLY HAPPENS instead of sprouting the "well, we THINK this is what happens and that this why the universe is the way it is cause we've done THEORETICAL experiments with MATHS in our MINDS but we're not really sure and even if we're right it doesn't really change anything and right now we can't really do anything with it except for maybe improve transportation, so." stuff my friends always give me.

So enjoy your many-worlds interpretation or whatever it is you physicists sit around and think about, >>75. Me and >>73 and >>71 will be in Australia, discovering that there are too many platypus poopin' in the river and that it's poisoning the little children, the land, the other animals, and indeed the mighty platypus itself. We'll also come up with a plan to fix that and save everyone, probably discovering a way to make platypus poop boots that are a thousand times stronger, cheaper, and more durable than regular boots along the way.

>>76
As for me, my area of study--

http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEwinter08/PATTmiittens.php

M... M.....

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

http://theguide.latimes.com/Sean-Lennon/lists/145203/sean-lennons-best-of-l-a

CAN YOU FIND THE QUALITY?

I couldn't, vipper-san

Another day, another chance to be VIP

Man, this thread is fast.

>>83
BUT IT COULD BE FASTER

http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noqualhx5.jpg

>>86
Good job

I'm writing this from INSIDE VIDEOGAMES in the Steam browser! i'm heartily enjoying blaring shotgun blasts as I careen into a bank full of zombies while listening to VIPSTAR+.MP3! it's so fun and i can't ever see myself playing any other way.

I've been thinking about Lot's wife in that Sodom and Gomorrah story in the Bible. God says don't look back and she looks back and he turns her into a pillar of salt. Being God, he could have just given her an aneurysm or a heart attack or spontaneously combusted her or struck her with lightening or any number of various things, but he (I guess, the text just says pillar of salt) transmuted her body into a more or less equal volume of the stuff which settled into a nice pile. What does that even mean? I can't find any mention of taboo about salt in the Bible, I guess it would have been a reasonably valuable commodity used to cure meat, but I have no idea what causing someone to become a large quantity of it could possibly indicate to the Jewish person of the time. Was it just a didactic story about the arbitrary nature of God which ought to be feared?

If the "-rrhea" in diarrhea and gonorrhea is the same meaning, and the "dia-" in the first is for liquid poop, what is "gono-" for?

I am leaving SAOVQ

>>94
Oh, no

I bought 10 "kimchi bowl soups". They're the best, like everything that's Corean.

Today is a deadline

>>90
Think of it, too much salt can put out a fire and too much salt won't burn. Those cities were torched good. So instead of burning her like the rest, maybe the salt is supposed to represent that He wanted to spare her? Even in punishment, she was spared opposed to being burnt alive?

>>97
Monday is my deadline. I have a lot to read!

>>99
I have a deadline Tuesday, Mock Trial competition. Have to churn out a closing argument and a cross examination.

>>100
Are you sided with the defendant or the plaintiff?

>>101
STOP ACTING LIKE U CARE

._.

Whenever I have an obscure, Internet-related thought, I think to come here to share it. Like,

I haven't told anyone "to get online" (as in Instant Messenger) in a long, long time. I don't think anyone says that anymore.

>>104
When I mean I talked about something on IRC, I'll say "we discussed it on the internet". Because no one understands anything outside the web anymore.

>>104
Yes that was always the phrase used.
"Jimmy, get on aim."
"Jimmy, get online."
You would actually CALL Jimmy to get him to come online too.

>>106
Oh shit, it's the late 90s/early 2000s all over again

I'm in debt

>>108
I'm not, because I almost never borrow money.

>>108
I hate owing people money, so I never really borrow.
Because of that, I don't have a credit rating and am forever screwed if I ever wanted a loan. +｡(´∀｀＊)+｡

LAZY SUNDAY

Not quite, >>111-san. >>99 here. I have a paper to write.

George Orwell really had it out for his own language!

I have a final-grade exam in two days. I gonna study tomorrow. Oh wait I won't because I don't have to write it because I got 49/50 in the lab wwwwwwwww.

sageru kudasai~

>>114
But then I wouldn't be bumping this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME today.

Still a NEET.

There's some sort of sporting event today apparently, I do wish those ruffians next door would pipe down.

>>117
The taqueria filled up five minutes after my friend got a call that some team won.

>>112
I have a paper to finish that was actually due last Friday, but my teacher doesn't care too much about due dates so I'll just finish it some other time.

Off to fold paper cranes now~

Hello,

I am VIPPER,

goodbye.

I stopped coming here for awhile because it reminded me of someone.

>>121
Hey, I have the same problem, things reminding me of people long lost. Let's drink to that.

>>121,122

They're sharing a drink they call loneliness, but it's better than drinking aloooone.

>>122
Let's drink until nothing matters anymore

If there is one thing I'm having problems with, it's the inability to come up with e-mail topics.

>>125
Yeah, that can be hard sometimes, but since I only have one person that I e-mail on a regular basis I rarely have that problem.

>>125
I wonder if my brother thinks I've died simply because I have no idea how to respond.

Posting with a cheeseburger!

>>129
I was just eating some Doritos. I haven't bought a bag of chips in 8 months.

Post deleted by user is cool.

I think I'm about ready to break down (or man up?) and buy a schoolgirl uniform... I was thinking of a God (Haruhi) one... Which I would then wear while jacking off... Thoughts?

Post deleted, life forsaken, destinies interchange.

Cheesing with a postburger!

I have failed, VIPPERS. I got 4/5 today. I am sorry.
But fear not, I'm not gonna let this slide! I'm going to take the exam again and do what I am to do.

I'm currently not listening to VIP-QUALITY music.

>>137
Unfortunately Pandora does not understand the concept of VIP quality music, so I too am without.

for now.

Lustig, lustig, tralalalalaa~

>>138
We should have a letter writing campaign to convince them to add VIP QUALITY to their quality matching thing.

Hi VIPPERs I am another EXPERT MATH VIPPER and I have a CALCULUS examination tomorrow. I have not paid attention for the past month. Is volume pretty simple?

Someone anyone help

I can't

>>141
Yes. dv/dt = dh/dt*W*L. Good luck!

Goddamnit, where are you?!

>>145
WHERE ARE YOU?!

>>146
I dunno lol.

I have visited once today and today is that one day that I have visited once.

One visit is much like the other

>>149
Depends on how often you visit. If you visit daily you will find that yes, one visit is very much like another, simply because things haven't had time to change. But if you visit weekly or monthly, things will have had more time to change so things will have changed more. It's kind of like evolution: if you mark every generation you won't see anything, but if you only mark every million years you will see the evolution progressing.

>>150
I wish I had a pipe I could take out and smoke in a sophisticated manner after reading this.

I have to rethink my life.

>>152
Same ('A`)

Shit, I can't take the exam again with what is widely considered a positive result.
Shit.

Shit.

In other news, I had a dream in which my non-VIPPER friend discovered this place and claimed that it was "all over on each lesbian forum". I don't think I understand.

You should get that analyzed >>155.

I like to send e-mails in batches of three or four, and just before I go to bed, so when I wake up the next day, there will almost surely be a reply, or multiple ones.

Secret
To dream that you or someone has a secret, represents hidden power. It suggests that something needs to emerge from your unconscious.

Lesbian
To dream that you are a lesbian (but you are not in your waking life), signifies a union with aspects of yourself. It is symbolic of self-love, self-acceptance, and passion. You are comfortable with your sexuality and femininity. If, in your dream you abhor the notion of lesbianism, then it represents your fears and rejection of parts of your own sexuality.

Friend
To see friends in your dream, signifies aspects of your personality that you have rejected, but are ready to incorporate and acknowledge these rejected aspects of yourself. The relationships you have with those around you are important in learning about yourself. Additionally, this symbol foretells of happy tidings from them and the arrival of good news.

Viper
To see a viper in your dream, foretells that your tranquility is being threatened.

That's the closest I could get.

MY LOVE IS AWAY FROM ME AND I'M NOW OBNOXIOUSLY TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT IT.

I have dreamed a few times that I met some internet cool guys I do not actually know yet I have never met VIPPER (´A` ）

>>159
Don't worry, I know how you feel.

>>159
That's fine, as long as you allow me to tell you about the AWESOME 8-BIT ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACKS I'm listening to.

I think the board was broken earlier. I see a post of mine that came out as a double post, but I swear the first time it didn't load and I waited a couple minutes while refreshing the page to repost it, trying to avoid a double post. At the same time I noticed someone else who's post came out as a double post too, and looking at the threads now there's one person who's post may have been a triple post.

Should I delete my repeat post?

"I have dreamed a few dreams."

>>163
There's no shame in a double dose of VIP.

I'm finishing up an essay that was due a week ago.
My conclusion is not any sort of QUALITY. Could some fellow VIPPERs help me?

BOON it up

>>166
Bring it full circle by making reference to the introduction. Put in some witticism if your teacher approves of that sort of thing.
If you want any more help, you'll have to payme ;)

Why won't my mom wake up, she's been like this for 2 days now. If I wasn't so lethargic... I miss her..... when she used to give me ice cream for dinner :_: Now I haven't gotten any ice cream for 2 days now.

I am so VIP. I never realised now VIP I am.

I ended up wasting a few hours depressing over what I had to get done tonight but finally told myself to take it wasy. Now it's 1:30 in the morning and I haven't started but at least I feel VIP QUALITY now. I guess I should always take it easy, even in times of great stress where looking into the future is pitiful.

>>171
Hey, you VIP some you lose some.

>>171
Always take it easy. You are correct that far.

But do not take it so easy that you exclude your ability to do so in the future.

As for me, I am finishing a take-home midterm at the moment.

Kita.

ゆっくりしていってね！！！

Dear VIPPERs,

I am trapped in the t∵∴∵∴ ∵∴m∵∴∵∴ ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵,

∵∴eas∴ ∴∵l∴.

One down. I mourn his departure.

>>174
Sounds like a plan.

>>174
Way ahead of you.

I am very sick and thus unable to do anything else.

I wish orange juice concentrate was easier to mix.

I worked 11 hours today. Thank God for cheap Thai Red Bull.

this has been a VIP night

aaa I'm getting a new phone today. I don't like having to change the equipment I use.

This bump is an angry, violent one.

ぬるぽ

Tell me, VIPPERS, do you know that feeling? That you have an hour before you leave and you have to do something about that hour?

>>184
Are you trying to get me to mention masturbation? Because I'm about to mention masturbation.

>>185
Didn't even think of it. I mean, the feeling that your train leaves in an hour and you have to do something about that hour.

Bormp

ha ha ha ha I am not bumping this because I am a villain, ha ha ha!

>>188
You evil, evil man!

>>181
I need to get a cell phone. But those three year contracts... ('A` )

>>190
You can have my new phone. I'm sure your old one has no needless utilities like camerae or toothpicks or compasses.

>camerae

ffffffffffffffff

>>192
What's wrong.

>>193
Boxen. They're infested with virae. And being spat on by alpacae.

>>114 should have said "sagatte kudasai", why did nobody correct him.

Last time I visited here I didn't bump this thread due to fatigue. Sorry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6LSVNabJak

I enjoy this musics. Does this make me a bad man?

>>197
No, it doesn't.

>>198
Thank you, VIPPER. I knew you'd understand me.

>>199
:*

Good-night, VIPPERS. I'm going to bed, and when I wake up, it's the new episode of my life.

>>190
You should get a PINKU keitai. I hear they have terebi on them now. You can watch your favorite shows.

It's a rainy day.
Sunshine girl.

School tomorrow, VIPPERS; time to go to bed early!

>>203
Everyone is smiling.
It's a rainy day.

I'm halfway through the two most difficult weeks of my life.

>>208
This too will pass.

>>209
And then it will come back, worse than ever.

Thankfully you'll be prepared, so subjectively it'll be the same as before.

>>210
But >>208 will pull through with perseverance and strength, just like any VIPPER ;)

First time's a charm.

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>>213
I'm glad to hear it dearest >>213-san. Please make that :* a real life one next time!

I have a feeling that >>214-san doesn't understand me and >>215-san understands me perfectly (I'll try, fellow VIPPER, I'll try).

For a moment, I had the idea to go to bed early, seeing that I have nothing to do and it's still one hour before my regular bed-time. Silly me, proper sleep is not for me.

That's wonderful, >>213-san. We are cheering you on!

>>213
You're an inspiration to us all. :*

http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1175756700
Relevant to recent events

Schlorp schlorp schlorp

schlorp

I'll miss you.... >>222

>>223
I'm sorry. ):

Post deleted by user is a natural thing in the wild. We should be thankfull that other VIPPERS will live off the remains of 222

helo i am her 4 first time desuu..

KITA

I am enraged. I failed the exam, but not, like the rest, because I didn't know crap. I knew my crap. I failed because I forgot to introduce a new data-type. In one exercise. Out of three of them, I have done two perfectly, and the other one, perfectly except one line. What is wrong with old bitter people?

>>228
That's terrible. Know that you did not fail, not in the eyes of a sane and reasonable person. Have you been writing emails?

And how can missing one out of three problems result in <50%?

I said once this place reminded me of someone, so I didn't come here for awhile... it still reminds me of them...

>>229
It's not about >50%. The examiner was a bitter, withered elderly woman that hates everyone and everything. She doesn't care about a rating system that makes actual sense, like giving points for each exercise and calculating the grade based on that. No, with her it's either you pass with 3.0 or you fail with 2.0. And to pass you need to get everything not only correct, but also the way she wants it. What I mean here is, you name your variables differently than she does in her books, you are likely to fail. This sucks so hard.

Additionally, I have to take the exam again, which happens to coincide with the time I had planned to go to Japan. This is so depressing.

>>231
We should have an OFF-Kai at her office hours and demand she TAKE IT EASY and give everyone COOL FREE A's.

>>230
Great, now you're reminding me of the person that I don't like being reminded of simply by stating your desire not to be reminded of them.

>>232
only if you pay her enough ;)

>>232
I don't want to suicide with a VIPPER, sorry

I havn't been able to get the placebo cover of ``DADDY COOL'' out of my head for weeks now. Maybe even months. For some strange reason, my arms are stuck in the outstretched position, and whenever i go to speak, i can't say anything. Not to my girlfriend, my brother, nobody.

>>235
whoa what

I am perpetually disappointed by the lack of VIP quality shown by the users of #saovq.

>>233
Let us drink together.

>>238
It's because there's no forced-VIPPER on IRC.

oh we're VIP it's just you haven't payed us enough

VIPPERS are VIPPERS only under certain conditions. SAoVQ happens to provide such conditions, but as soon as you go outside, your VIP collapses and you are a regular man.

bamp

>>243
I thought that deep down inside, we were all still VIP...

>>245
Dormant VIP.

I have discovered a way to focus one's quality: while walking, imagine arm-like appendages extending from your head (roughly around the jawline) to either side, which provide lifting force. At the same time it is helpful to consider the euphonic qualities of the mantra "boon."

>>247
Personally, I like making semi random hand gestures while pretending they invoke wizard-like abilities.

I stayed up late last night talking to a girl on stickam

Because of this I met another girl on another part of the internet that lives about 5 minutes away from me. She plans to visit me while I'm at work today.

I do not know how to comprehend this motion of female attention

>>249
You should comprehend it by giving more money to Daddy Cool.

I'm back, VIPPERS. Did you miss me?

>>251
I did.

Valentine's Day only reminds me of what I've lost... luckily I still have you guys. Will you be my valentine?

I came here for the first time in six months.

>>253 No.

>>253
Oh VIPPER, I.... I didn't think you thought of me like that.....

Horrible stomach problem bump

We often eat honey as a jam on pancake and drink as a juice mixed with vinegar.But We do hardly eat bees themselves.
The honey vinegar juice is known as a wonderful dieting
beverage.On the top of that, it is delicious!!!

I have conflicting emotions about moments like this one right now, when it's 2.00 AM and I have to go down-stairs to the dark kitchen, the two people at the ground level are sleeping, and I see right through the main door window when I am on the stairs and I don't know what could emerge from the darkness of the night and do bad things to me oh no. I am kinda scared, but this is also kind of intriguing and thrilling.

>>250
I gave Daddy Cool some more of my VIPcoins but the girl never showed up. And now she's busy on my day off.

Did Daddy Cool take my girl?

My best friend's girlfriend is like a clone of me. What the hell.

>>261
what

>>261 Does he ever have sex with you by mistake

This is SAoVQ's version of post secret

>>263
I should have clarified that I am of the male gender.
Though I would not mind being mistaken for her.
Hmm...

>>265
I feel as though you have problems that may or may not be able to be addressed within the confines of this thread.

I really dislike it when I do not regularly read new posts here. The last one I read was >>260 and now I had to read >>263 to understand the mini-conversation of the two posts above me.

Family Day bump

VIPPER is getting weird. I recommend sunshine; it will make you happier

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how did I get here I am not good with computer

i wish saovq was busier

I am busy. That's why I don't post here so often!

Pump

>>271
Same here.

Thank you, K, we meet after three months, and you make sure that I remember how it feels being ignored. There goes my potentially good day.

>>275
I'm sorry my sweet VIPPER.

One time's the charm.

Twice is Not Enough.

>>276
I am not sorry. Anger eclipses my sorrow. I want to slay her like I was a Viking. A Viking, that's what.

>>273
Pump, pump, pump it up!

Yeah, whoo! Yeah, woo! Yeah, woo!

No more crying over my fate. I am a man and I can shape my future. All I have to do is believe in myself, and then I can do anything!

It's time to set her house on fire.

Porn Pros
Rated "VIP Quality."

I just saw this porn advertisement. wwwwwww

I got the standalone Metal Gear Online disc earlier today. So far I've seen one guy named boon, a whole lotta of wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww'ing and there's quite a few VIPPER clans.

>>284
I really like Metal Gear Online. I should play it again and join you guys. It would be fun doing a VIPPER choke fest.

I dislike on-line games in general and you can do nothing about it.

Since we're talking about online games, who tried Valkyrie Sky here?

>>282
I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THE VIPPERS

>>288
You can help me set her house on fire.

>>286
I can't stand MMOs because they're grindan timesinks. Online shootan is fun because it's competitive.

It wouldn't be too far off if I said that this thread is the core of The Secret Area.

I do not comprehend women.

I don't play online games because I suck at video games period and it's embarrassed enough when it's just me, by myself, alone, at home. Why would I want to make a fool of myself in front of people online? Plus if you're in a group or a guild or whatever there's always a chance you be "that guy", you know, the one that always dies, the one that always needs healing, the one that always blows your cover and fucks up your awesome strategy, the one that's such an ass-backwards fuckwit he can't do anything right. I'm already that guy in real life, why would I want to be yelled at for it in my supposedly-fun fantasy?

I'm not trying to insult multi-player or online games, I just wanted to share my reasons for not liking them.

Gotta be honest, can't see how someone could not like video games.

>>293
Sounds like 12 years olds are your real problem with online games. Unfortunately there's no solution to this issue yet.

>>295
I suggest turning their computers into bombs!

>>293
>>296

That's why you have to play with BROS. Play just to have fun even if you get your ass kicked.

it now occurs to me that it may be fun to play online video games with the intention of interacting with other players beyond the scope of the game like discussing poetry or comparing outlooks on life or attempting to persuade everyone to go outside if the weather isn't overly uncomfortable ☆

A VIPPER is never out of internet! VIP on!

>>299

That's actually the only reason I used to keep playing the online games I quickly mastered.

>>294
Video games are ok. They're not that great.

world4ch's merger with 4***n was a major mistake. Now something happened to the host (most likely some Internet teenagers attacking) and I am trapped and unable to read /sci/.

I'd like to try using a mailing program, but I get approximately one e-mail every three days, and having a dedicated program to receive mail so scarcely would be so sad and inactive.

>>303
/sci/ is so dead though! We should have science discussions on SAoVQ. I feel like more of us are a lot more knowledgeable than /sci/ itself.

wwwwwwwwwww

I am afraid to post at this time because you'll all say "hey >>307 is that guy who posted about his poop" but I feel that as a VIPPER I have a duty to uphold and I will not sage this thread like a coward.

There is at least one other person browsing on this site AND DQN at the same time as me. This is so exciting....

>>308
It really is! ALL THREE POSTERS POSTING AT THE SAME TIME HOW CAN THIS BE? I-INCREDIBLE POSTING AT SUCH SPEEDS

>>309
I HEAR THE FOURTH POSTER FINALLY SHOWED UP

Please slow down, SAoVQ is not suited to take more than one post every hour.

>>310
That was just the pizza guy.

>>311
G-GOKU STOP, YOU'RE PUSHING YOURSELF TOO FAR. YOUR BOARD CANNOT HANDLE THIS MUCH POSTING POWER.

Hello VIPPERS are you still here?

>>314
I'm still here.

>>315
Another VIPPER is upstairs making himself a sandwhich, THAT FAT FUCKING CUNT

>>316
I wish I was making myself a sandwich.

>>317
Sandwich complete.

I wish I was eating a sandwich.

>>319
I'm currently eating chocolate fudge brownie ice cream and it's glorious

So many posts today, what happened? A VIP HOUR and I was not informed?

In light of the recent events I would like to propose a VIP hour in which we will all visit SAoVQ and post at the same time for an hour straight. So, let's try it out!

Everyone who can, get on SAoVQ on Sunday which is 2/22 at 5:00PM EST and post in any thread you want for an hour! Let's try it VIPPERs!

I just ran and I want to run some more.

>>322

I WILL BE THERE

>>322

It must be done.

I WILL BE THERE unless I'm still sleeping. I should try a lifestyle that follows more my CET timezone.

http://www.juliensauctions.com/auctions/2009/michael-jackson/icatalog4.html
I am surprised by the amount of awesome arcade games he has. I almost want to be molested by him. It seems worth it.

>>328
Holy fuck he has everything from my childhood. WHAT THE FUCK?! DID ANYONE ELSE PLAY THAT RETARDED BUT FUCKING AWESOME AEROSMITH SHOOTER?

>>328
Impressive machines, but the games themselves are mostly average.
The virtual pinball cab is really something, I had never seen anything like that.

I don't know.
What is a VIP QUALITY thing to say.
?

I'm assisting two of my friends in learning C++ and Python, respectively, while I plow through Java and Perl.

It's a VIP-fest over here!

>>332
Excuse me, the only thing I see in your situation that can be considered VIP QUALITY is Python. That is not enough to make a VIP-fest.

>>334
This is not prog. When we discuss this topic, we are not required to entertain other trolls, so we can share real opinions here.

>>330
Hey hey, I see beatmania, Mocap Boxing, and that 6 player X-men game.

>>336
Oh yeah, disregard what I said, I thought the thing stopped on page 19 because of their stupid reader. Looks like there's 10 times more stuff than I assumed.

Oh God

I have only 268 minutes left and I still haven't completed the birthday card. Oh my.

>>333 Python fails hard for rigid syntax

Only Ruby is of VIP quality, as it was created in Japan.

>>329

Holy crap I played that once on my friends Genesis. It even had 16 bit incarnations of some of their songs IIRC.

>>322

It is now VIP HOUR. Any other VIPPERS about?

WELL EVERYONE IT'S TIME FOR VIP POSTING HOUR.

This is like ZERO HOUR except VIP HOUR.

I wish to know what everyone is snacking on while participating in VIP HOUR.

>>345
I just finished some toast and now I am drinking some tea with a little milk and half a teaspoon of sugar.

>>345
Nothing. However, I am strongly DRUNK. Please attribute any low-quality posts to me.

>>347
I've posted on SAoVQ drunk before.

I ate a hotpocket and now I'm drinking coffee

>>346
I also have tea. KITA
>>347
Roger that, DQN-kun.

Also: It's merely a coincidence that I'm here. I just woke up and am waiting for food to cook.

>>352
Keep that sass mouth up and I'll treat you to something else.

So what is everyone's favorite anime character?

>>355
I couldn't tell you to be honest. I don't watch enough animu.
Now manga character... I couldn't tell you either. So many to choose from. orz

SAILORMOON

>>355
As for me, it's Motoko Kusanagi!
"The net is boundless-dawa" - KUSANAGI-SAN

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>>356
Hmm manga character... I'm thinking Guts.

Oh, Vanilla-san...

>>355
I always liked Kaiji...

>>362
What about Akagi, I feel like he's kind of cooler. I like Rei personally. w

>>363
Speaking of Rei and speaking of cool, she is as cold as ice.

wwwwww

>>363 Akagi is far cooler. But Kaiji reminds me of me...

>>366
In that case, can we be friends?

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/1234150198?index_top_osusume_thumb Also let's watch this cute nicovideo.

>>355
Typical moe moe adorable characters ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>>365
wwwwwwwwww

>>367
We can certainly be friends!

Only first I must get a nicovideo account. I've been meaning to do this for well over a year.

>>370
You should get one RIGHT NOW. It's really worthwhile.

I've had a Nico account before it was cool to have one.

>>372
Please share your wisdom with us oh sage-like VIPPER.

>>373
When Nico first debuted and people were going gay for it on /a/, I signed up for one then.

>>370
You can also use this ghetto redirector: http://mmcafe.com/nico.html
You're still better off with an account. (I don't understand this policy of requiring accounts. Say what you will about the idiocy of web 2.1.8, but you'd never see such bullshit happening in an english-speaking website).

>>371
Okay I have applied for one I'm just waiting on the e-mail.

>>376
Goodwork.

>>376
Oh wow that was fast I'm now logged in and everything.

I want to understand the ways of speaking in JAPANLANDIA.

>>379
I think I'm going to pick Japanese back up. I want to be able to read 2ch and futaba basically. That's a good reason right?

>>379
If you watch enough fansubbed anime you will learn as if by magic!

Haha just kidding, you're going to have to either get a tutor or put in a lot of hours studying by yourself.

>>381
I had a tutor for about two years and have been to Japan which helped. I know a good amount but I stopped studying for at least 6 months. I need to find some way to launch myself back into it without starting up expensive lessons again. orz

>>381
I hear watching Jdramas help out a bit.

>>381

> lot of hours studying by yourself.

I have to warn you, I have been learning English all by myself and now I am in like pro, bro.
But seriously, tutors suck. It's all too slow (I mean, really slow) and boring and you have to pay for it. I think that the reason why people choose tutors is that they provide some kind of motivation. I devote some time each day for learning Japanese, but I doubt that a regular person would think "oh, such a great weather, let's read some language books!".
>>380
That's the reason why I'm learning Japanese. When we're ready, we could pretend we're both Japanese ans write Japanese e-mails to each other and to real Japanese VIPPERS wwwwww.

I wonder if it'd be possible to pick it up mostly by reading stuff on the internet (with suitable Firefox extensions to ease up looking up stuff). Not the most time-efficient way, but at least, not boring. That's how I learned English, and it worked quite well for me.

>>384
I think we should make a Japanese learning thread. We can all keep up with each others progress and test our Japanese on each other. Then when we're ready we can start bringing over new kopipe and stuff from 2ch.

>>385
Well, that's not really a bad idea, but it needs a few tweaks. One actually; just learn the basics in a regular way. Books, tutor, whatever. It makes it easier to make things out when you know what they're made of.
This method has my friend's [STAR ★ OF ★ RECOMMENDATION]!

>>386
Didn't we have such thread? Or was it at 4-ch? Or world4ch?

>>388
That's 4-ch. I think. Someone please make it as I am too shy and inexperienced in Japanese learning. w

>>389
I will, as soon I'm done with real-life (oh no!). Which will be about a week.

I keep telling to myself think that if your objective is to be able to read stuff aided with references, and to communicate in speech or through computers, then learning Japanese stops being some sort of "lifetime achievement" and becomes no more menacing than English or Spanish. I think remembering kanjis and being able to handwrite them is not that important when you're not learning a language for business or to live a long time in that country. Maybe that's just a convenient lie I need so that someday I'll finally stop consider learning it and just get fucking started.

There's that girl I've never seen, but we've been e-mailing each other for over a year. Would going with her to Japan would be a bad idea?

>>392
Possibly. More details as to what she is like, what she looks like, etc.

>>392
Well, if things don't go right with her, you could always bail out on her and still have fun in the country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rF8h4znDBY ATTN: TROLLS AND TROLL KIND

>>393

>>what she looks like
>>There's that girl I've never seen

>>395
I www'd

>>393
I have seen (what she claims to be) her photos. She's kawaii. But she's only a friend, nothing more.
She's the same age as I am, she has the same problems, etc.; save some minor details (like planning her life too much ahead and holding on to some silly traditions too tightly), she could be considered VIP QUALITY.

>>398
Can I marry her then?

>>398
I don't get it when people say "she's only a friend". If there's a boy and a girl of similar age, with similar interests, ability to have conversations over a long time, and the boy even admits the girl is cute, why not go for her? Is the boy ashamed? Is there something bad about her that he doesn't want to admit? If not, what's wrong? There's nothing wrong with professing feelings for someone or something. There IS something wrong with repressing those urges, though.

>>400
I couldn't agree with you more.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6167721 NOW THIS IS VIP HARUHI

>>400
Maybe he's so afraid of being alone that the moment he confesses, it'll ruin everything. Or that's how I'd feel in that situation.

>>400
I'm ugly, also, I have never thought of anything more than a friend, also, she lives 500km away from me and it wouldn't work.

>>404
I wish I was a girl so I could marry you and take care of you. This may sound odd but I'm sort of serious.

>>400
For a moment I read "professional interest" and my mind was blown into smithereens.

>>400
I have a good friend, whom of which is girl, also of whom has more in common with me than with her current boyfriend. However, I would not initiate a relationship with her, or any other girl for that matter, simply because it would be a burden to have one. Thus I am content with not forcing myself on her for some stupid reason, such as loneliness and desperation. I VIP alone.

I feel bad. Bad.

The power is dead. I have 22 minutes left. I love you all, VIPPERS.

I can feel it fleeting. Do not leave me, electricity!

I think that is how the death-row inmates feel. Then end is nigh and you can do nothing about this.

Make sure to erect me a VIP QUALITY tombstone. Make it say something about being deprived of Internet.

20:39 I am going haywire. My laptop is going haywire with me. I shut down all the non-vital processes to save the power.

>>407
I used to think that way. And I was certain I would die alone, but then my significant other pursued me until I finally gave in. However, our relationship is difficult. I moved away so we don't get to see each other very often. I'm pretty needy-and so is he, so the time commitment is pretty huge. But despite all of that, I think it's worth it-even if he eventually finds someone else who is more VIP QUALITY than I am.

>>413
Do not go gentle into that good night,
VIPPERS should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

>>416
Well I can certainly vouch for the homosexual bit~

~\o * FABULOUS * o/~

>>416
Tanasinn chamber. Now.

Hey I'm going to stay up all night so I won't miss class tommorow!

9am start. 7am bus to catch. God damn.

I kind of want to stay up later but I'm tired and I should get up early tomorrow so I think I'll just go to bed.

I have had since 6 PM to do my studies. Now it's 10, I don't know anything about my topic, and I'm tired.

My lover and I are staying up all night working on homework. I have yet to start and it's 3AM!

I stayed up too late and I just woke up, three hours before my train leaves, and now I don't have time to download and watch House MD. Sometimes I'm just that clever.

I met a girl today and I'm helping her with calculus. She's pretty proficient and cute.

>>424
Aww.

Call me a Cowboy Bebop-influenced deadbeat-otaku-chink, but I REALLY want to know what true sadness is. I've spent my whole life gliding on this sort of intellectual apathy and it's really quite boring.

I'm a unique snowflake, just like >>426.

>>427
What?

>>422
That never works.

Become genuinely involved in a relationship, >>426.

You want to know how the birthday party went? Well do you?

I am unable to clip my toenails without bloodshed. Am I alone here?

>>432
Quit cutting them so deep

>>433
But they're in so deep!

>>434
Then don't clip them! The pink part of the nail is still alive and should NOT be cut. Wait until you have an excess of white nail that can be cut easily. No one should cut their toenails and bleed.

The secret area has its secret ways.

>>431
Uh okay.

>>431
I do, my sweet VIPPER! I hope it went well.

CHRIST, OK

I'LL GET BACK TO WORK

Posting from anime club.

>>442
How is that going? Want to die?

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VIP

>>443
Its about what you expect when you get a bunch of awkward weeaboos together.

>>447
Man, that sounds like a good party. Why'd you leave?

>>448
If you'd like, you could have gone. Help yourself to the cream-cheese-and-ham rolls and purple soda. Robert-chan brought Pocky from Rite-Aid on his way here, too.

>>449
If I went to your school I would make a VIP CLUB!

God im so hungry.

>>451
I know what you mean. I just ate an egg sandwich even though I should be trying to lose weight. GODDAMNIT

I had a discussion with my friend yesterday. There's that company that makes (delicious) fruit drinks, and under the cap of every bottle is a one-liner; most often a joke, a humorous pick-up line, or a pun. My friend argues that such thing would never pass in a "normal" country (as opposed to Eastern Europe where I live), because it's pointless -- you pop your bottle, read the line, probably smile, and trash the cap. I don't think so, it seems to me like a normal thing to do, because it's just too "cool" and does no harm to anyone.
So, VIPPERS, are there funnies under the caps of bottles where you live?

>>453 There are at least two brands of beer that have rebus puzzles under the cap. If you're truly VIP quality you can still figure out the puzzles after attaining the desired state of inebriation.

>>454 There are also horrible jokes on popsicle sticks, and amusing factoids under Snapple caps.

>>453
In France, there's a brand of candy named "Carambar", that started printing terrible jokes inside the wrapping in the 70's. The jokes are so horribly bad that "blague carambar" is a popular French expression to say "unfunny joke". They're still doing it, because kids really look forward to just how lame the jokes can get. They'd probably lose tons of money if they started printing real wit instead.

>>453
Laffy Taffy has horrible jokes on their wrappers. Most are on the same level as popsicle stick jokes, and sometimes they're cut off.

>>453
There's this cheap beer that prints stupid shit under the cap. I think Jones soda does it as well.

I got an :* under my cap today.

My idea for today:
Plumberjack

(About the party and K, give me some more time to report my progress, I'm in the middle of something and I'd like to conclude it first.).

>>453
There are cigarette papers here that have brain teasers on the back. You open the packet to find the answer.

>>460
I am actually excited for you, my sweet VIPPER.

I was talking to a REAL JAPANESE PERSON on the internet and they actually typed "Reary?". I wwww'd

>>463
Me and a friend were talking with people in the Japanese MGO. They're were saying stuff "Gaijin?" "Why in Japanese?" "DO YOU ><"

http://i35.tinypic.com/2r6ptz4.png

;o

>>465
（ ＾ω＾）ノ Why you're looking pretty fancy today Mr. COOL

>>463 There was a board on wakachan where 2chanel and wakachan posters could discuss whatever they wanted.

I didn't work so well since only a few of the Japanese posters could understand English and vice versa...

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6240144 Famicom game rush

>>469
I disagree

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5726731
Can this girl be our idol?

>>471
She seems rather generic. You'll have to payenough to get some of us to care.

>>471
If we want a dancing idol it should definitely be 47:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1709519

>>473
I believe you mean THESE GUYS:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm792645

EARLY EARLY MONDAY VIPPING

Early Monday vipping before PE and physics lab. Whoever crafted the new schedule must have been mentally challenged.

Noontime Monday vipping before going to the library to attempt an assignment.

Incoming boring two hour physics lab!

>>478
Why are you me.
Or do you mean that I'm not the only one who has two hours of boring physics labs Monday evening?

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>480
My early morning VIPPING was on the east coast at 1 am.

Early night British VIPPING.

>>479
I also have two hours of physics labs. They are supposed to help us learn but in reality it's just a really shitty way of getting away with not teaching us and then blaming us for not understanding. CIRCUITS ARE EASY WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE IT AND DO A BUNCH OF CONVOLUTED TESTS TO UNDERSTAND.

I got drafted last in the physics lab. Actually, I didn't get drafted at all, because there was an odd number of people and I am alone in my team. At first I was like "hey, I gonna write reports myself", but then we got informed that both squad members have to write a report each, and these two reports have to form an integral, uh, integrity. Once again, nobody will try to screw up what I am doing and once again will my records be the best ever, just like three years ago. Excelsior.

GOOD NIGHT SAoVQ

Ah, 2 says off tomorrow. Relaxation.

I'M VIPPING AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>489
I CAN'T STOP VIPPING

>>485
I feel your pain, Vipper. I suffer from a dull Biology class where we are forced to do mundane labs and projects. Why did my teacher decide to force us to make an elementary school style pamphlet about genetic disorders? What's worse is that besides me missing the deadline and getting an automatic zero, she decides to include questions about disorders that no one researched on the test. Nice work there, teacher.

I don't know what these other VIPPERs problems are, my labs are fairly interesting.

>>495

I prefer it last thing at night.

Which is to say, into the wee small hours of the early morning.

>>495
Yes, yes, my VIPPER. Fresh web-comics as a prelude to checking what happened at SAoVQ in the last eight hours, yes.

I'm going to bed extremely early. For the first time in seven months, I will sleep more than six hours.

>>498
good night VIPPER

I may have been caught speeding and now I'm trying to figure out how badly the impossibly arcane local laws are gonna screw me over.
Anyway, 500GET. Hope it won't be €500PAY

501GET!

ようこそひとりぼっち　:|

First week of the second semester is over. Not cool.

>>503
What? How long is your winter vacation?

You probably won't believe this, but I'm VIPPING from outside. Are there any other EXTREME VIPPERS like myself?

>>504
A month, half of which were exams, but I got 2 of 4 exams down for good grades, so three weeks for me.

>>505

No I don't have a big enough extension cable.

We're almost at 40,000 hits!

GRIMDARK GET looms

>>508
I remember the 3000 hits like it was yester-day. . .

I'm wearing a suit on the plane today! I feel like daddycool. ;)

FUCKING FAGS.

>>512
those thooes look fabulosth

Oh my, I wasted the 512-get by typing the first thing I heard from beyond the window, on the street. I'm sorry.

Look, I felt so VIP quality today. I woke up, did the regular morni

I just downloaded the complete That's Eurobeat torrent. It isn't so much EUROBEAT as it is actually 4 point something gigs of ITALO DISCO, which is still FABULOUS.

I lost two new potential friends today. When they asked whether I want to go with them to a party, I said that I have some Japanese and OpenGL learning to do tonight. They glanced at me in an awkward way, frowned and left. （・∀・）

>>517
('A` )

>>518
Hey, I don't feel bad. Au contraire, I would never affiliate myself with the likes of them.

>>519
Your choices of hobbies are very VIP!

I joined LinkedIn, but am too timid to add my acquaintances as connections...

K mailed me today. Out of her free well, after not saying anything for two weeks, she said that she finally stabilised her life and she "kinda missed me" and all and soooooooo awesome.

>>522
ｷﾀ━━━━(゜∀゜)━━━━!!!!

Shit, she wrote me to hit my friend for not writing to her. And she, you know, liked him. I think she is using me as a proxy to get closer to him. Shit.

Shit.

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>>519
Please do not say "affiliation". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.

Is it just me, or is the Secret Area. . . changing?

>>529
How? In a good way or a bad way?

I think it's less like /VIP/ and more like DQN now.

WHEREAS the revisionist DADDYCOOL clique has widely deviated from the Nanashi-VIPPERist internet science,
WHEREAS it can no longer be relied on as a vanguard in the quality struggle,
WHEREAS secret collaboration with the DQN has been observed,
THE HIDDEN COUNCIL OF BU~N DECLARES:
THAT DADDYCOOL is an enemy of the VIPPER,
THAT The Secret Area of VIP Quality must be liberated,
THAT the DQN element must be liquidated.

PROMULGATED ON THIS DAY 10 MARCH 2009 CE,
VIPPER 1232843359/531

>>531

>>THAT DADDYCOOL is an enemy of the VIPPER

PREPOSTEROUS! Just wait until he sees this.

>>529
That's because there's more posts.

Sometimes I go to Secret Area and I find someone else has at the same time is me. It's pretty exiting.

Posting a post on the SECRET AREA BBS.

That's crazy

I just drove by a car with "666 BSD" as part of its license plate. Vanity plates do not exist in my country, so it was purely a coincidence.
I'd kill for such a VIP QUALITY PLATE.

Maybe I'd add a GNU sticker to troll people.

HIT UP TOMODACHI ON MY MIXI
FREEWAY, I TROLL YOU GOING SIXTY

WHEN I SAY NICO YOU SAY DOUGA

GENKI, WHATTUP, VIP, WHATTUP

Oh god it's now possible to run Windows VST on macs. There goes my night and the ten next following nights.

>>539
lololol

Revenue of Table Cat

Magical lonely weekend.

SECRET AREA IS SECRET

Hungry VIPPER is so goddamn unbelievably hungry but has no food or money. I may resort to eating pages out of books.

>>545
I never understood the idea of lack of money. Maybe that's because I have been hoarding jewgolds when everyone else's been making friends.
Oh well. You can have some of my money, VIPPER. I wish I could help you.

(´∀｀)BLUSH I don't usually do this!

Hey, where did my asterisks go?

>>548
http://wakaba.c3.cx/docs/docs.html#WakabaMark

>>543

Hey what do you know what was going to be a MAGICAL LONELY WEEKEND turned out to be MAGICAL AWESOME WEEKEND WITH FRIENDS!

I've been neglecting my debian upgrades for a while and now I have 290MB of upgrading to do, oh my.

>>552
After a while, the number stops growing.

（　＾ワ＾）フ Ｈｅｙ　ｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙ，　ｈｅｌｌｏ！！！

>>545
ramen costs like 20 cents.

>>545
I'm really good with money (with what little I make), so I never had to go hungry. But if worse came to worse, there's a food bank just around the block from my place. It's ironic, there's people who can't afford to eat, but they can afford car payments (unless it's already payed off), insurance, gas and the cell phone they're texting someone with. I'd go without before I go hungry.

ヽ(･∀･)ﾉ hello

>>556

I remember watching this documentary about a group of boys from rural farms in China who traveled to the city to look for jobs. Their parents house had little to no furniture, maybe a chair or a dresser, and few threadbare blankets and cloths, and they frequently went hungry, and things in the city weren't a whole lot better. The most amazing thing is that all of them had cell phones and spent their free time texting. It was mind blowing to see these guys squatting on a dirt floor next to their sick mother and starving brother with a cellphone in hand.

>>558
That's absurd.

No nicovideo will ever be better than this http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4843783

I woke up today, thinking: circuits lecture? screw it. Physics lab? screw it. Operating systems lab? screw it.
And so VIPPER stayed in bed.

>>560
What the hell.

I have slain a spider with my bare foot. Ewww.

>>555
I do not live in Magical USA where you can buy ramen dirt cheap. In fascist Britain you can buy instant noodles for 12p admittedly, but where I live is 10 miles away from any decent supermarkets. Plus instant noodles don't fill me up at all unless I eat 2 or 3 packets worth in one go. The packets are tiny, mind you.

I'm slowly learning more and more Japanese every day! 頑張ります, me!

>>565
SOMETHINGSOMETHINGRIMASU YOURSELF.

>>566
OH MY GOD THAT'S HOW I READ KANJI TOO!

>>564
you live 10 miles away from any decent supermarket? How can this be? Anyway, how much money do you have to spend on food? Buy bread/rice, frozen meat, frozen vegetables and canned soup and it'll last a long time. You can make lots of casseroles that are really filling and relatively cheap.

>>568
when I said frozen meat, I really meant to say frozen chicken breasts. Those few staples are surprisingly versatile. Also, noddles with canned hash is also really cheap.

WHO ARE YOU, VIPPER WITH A TRIP.

>>569
Chicken is so expensive here ('A` )

Hi to the VIPPER(s) I met on picoup when /sicp/ had the fine idea to post about it.

>>571
Where do you live? I need more information to help you out. THERE IS A WAY TO SURVIVE WITH LITTLE MONEY. I KNOW THERE IS. Another VIPPER and I complied a few suggestions that might help you out. We're both American and so we have no idea of how things work in Great Britain.

1. Are you a student? Go to stupid discussions and info talk sessions for free food.
2. Buy from wholesale places
3. Drinking water makes you less hungry and after period of eating less, your stomach begins to shrink
4. I'm sure there is a way to buy bent cans of food at a cheaper price at your local supermarket. The same might apply to bruised fruit and vegetables.
5. You can ask for old bread at a bakery at the end of the day. They either donate or throw away all of the bread that didn't sell. If your embarrassed about having your poverty known, you could always lie and say that it's for a small, unknown charity event/doing something nice for a local old folks home (No one can say no to old people and kids with cancer). After getting some baked goods, you can freeze the bread to make it last longer. Day old bread also makes really good french toast

Continued:

6. If you have the means to, you can bake your own bread. It tastes better and it's healthy for you. All you need is some flour, salt and yeast. If you don't have an oven, you can even bake bread in a rice cooker.
7. google 20 healthiest foods for under a dollar
8. I've already mentioned it, but frozen meat is the cheapest kind you can buy.
9. I think the greatest obstacle in all of this is asking. Most people are willing to help if you just ask. You should be sincere and straightforward. Don't look like a slob or a hooligan. You can go to any local fastfood place and ask for the fries they were going to throw out anyway.
10. And finally, you could always go on the dole.

Okay I wouldn't normally do this but is GIRUGAMESH AND GAYMEN actually kind of funny? Someone sent it to me recently and I thought it was pretty good. Am I losing my VIP?

The hard part about kanji is not reading them or memorizing them or even learning to tell really similar looking ones apart, it's learning to write the damn things in under five minutes. I hate writing this slow.

>>576
هههه خاسر

I've been feeling like I were not a VIPPER lately. . .

>>573
>>574

These are good ideas. Along with freecycling, I will use them in order to maintain my lifestyle when I move out into the city.

VIPPER who cared about me and, K, please confirm that you're here, I have some news.

>>580
I am here, sweet vipper! Are there any new developments?

Potential developments, yes. I'll be seeing her next week, only a couple of hours, she says she's really busy (I have reasons to believe that it's true).
Anyway, I told her that I have something important to say, and I've been thinking, should I tell her how I feel about her? If everything goes alright, it make things easier, but then she might get creeped out...

Well I made a basketball bracket based off of which team names look cooler. Doing well so far:
http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/entry?entryID=1615962

>>582
VERY CUTE. I hope everything goes well. Hopefully K won't think that you're creepy. Everyone likes to hear that they're liked and admired.

I AM EXCITED FOR YOU, MY SWEET VIPPER, EVEN THOUGH WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER.

Oh my. I want to show you a photo of her soooo~ much, but I don't think I'm ready for this. Oh my.

>>586
please send me a photo, my sweet VIPPER! I want to send you a picture of my significant other so that we can obsess over how adorable he/she is.

>>588
I... I can't, not yet. Sorry. I can't do that without her consent; when I meet her I'll try to come up with something, okay?

>>589

Whenever you get the chance to do anything important, always, always say yes. I have never regretted it.

Be strong, stand firm, and be true to your heart, VIPPER. Your heart is the most important thing.

>>590

>>Whenever you get the chance to do anything important, always, always say yes. I have never regretted it.

That is one of the greatest things I've read on this site, and I've read many great things on this site.

ow my back ow ow ow ow ow ow uguu

I am so ridiculously needy it's unbelievable. I wish someone would put me out of my misery.

>>596
cool story bro

>>597
Please don't do this.

I think that >>597 should be escorted to the tanasinn chamber.

Ohoho, my neighbour is getting scorned by the landlord.

We have that little thing called Introduction to Programming (IP). Seeing that many people came to our university already knowing the things that would be taught there, there's an exam you can take, and if you succeed, you pass IP with perfect grade (and have free Wednesday, seeing that it was the only thing on that day). If you fail the exam, you fail IP, you lose your honour and your firm position in the university (I mean, you fail anything else = bye bye). Of course, I don't know the littlest bit of C. Of course, I will be taking that exam in three days. So now I have three days to learn C.
I like these little challenges I impose upon myself in my life.

>>601
It is the VIPPER way. I do the same thing. I've taught myself many a class the nights before an exam.

He is so adorable that I want to strangle him to death. Then, I want to eat my way into his chest cavity and borrow myself into the warmth of his body.

OH SHIT WE'VE BEEN HIJACKED

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This is VIPOOP quality

Wake me up when this is over

One Jew burned down,
one Jew burned down

When the Nidas came for the cats,
I remained silent;
I was not a cat.

Then they cooked up the dogs,
I remained silent;
I was not a dog.

Then they came for the pylons,
I did not speak out;
I was not a pylon.

Then they came for the apolojuice,
I did not speak out;
I was not apolojuice.

When they zerg rushed me,
there was no one left to speak out for me.

Oh Nida~ Also I think VIPPER is back?

I think we need a resurgence of VIP posts in this thread to inspire everyone to post more!

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There was that one game, I've seen it about 5-6 years ago. It was a simple MMO, based on the LEGO bricks, not an official LEGO product; I remember one map, it was a bedroom (your character was of the lego-man size); there were some simple tools in the game, of which I remember only the hammer and some kind of a beam to move the bricks. Anyone has any idea what I'm talking about? That game was my childhood.

>>618
Blockland?

I did some digging, and it turns out that it was four to five years ago.

>>619
In the name of nostalgia, thank you, VIPPER.

So what was the deal with this penis/pooper idiocy yesterday? The thread about it in img is gone too. I'm concerned about the future of SAoVQ.

>>622
Hm. You speak of intriguing things, tell me more.

>>622
I have no idea, someone in that thread said it was a mod who is now executed. That might be it. Probably deleted to avoid any further discussion of the idiocy. For maximum VIP.

I've been looking for ways to make my day to day life more VIP Quality. Any tips?

>>626
I have been using my alone time to practice singing while I do other things and actually my melodies don't sound too bad anymore

> You speak of intriguing things, tell me more.

In case you missed it, for about a day, the default name was "POOPER", and the title had been changed with a 4chan quality penis joke.

> Probably deleted to avoid any further discussion of the idiocy

And keep us all believing that this joint is run in part by people who don't understand their regulars, and that this stuff might happen again?
I have no idea what happens behind the scenes, so I don't rule that out.
I'll stop talking about it, too much metadiscussion can kill a good board, but I wanted say that in a clear way before I go back to our regular VIPPING.

>>628
It's not really a "4chan quality penis joke". I think it was supposed to be a reference to the IMMATURITY MANSION. With that said let us get back to VIPPING.

>>628
I was the OP of that thread and I deleted it because it was confusing if you weren't there. And lets go back to VIPPERing

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I haven't bumped this thread in a while. I've been playing a lot of video games as of late.

I am the worst boyfriend ever.

I might be the worst. I recently told my girlfriend she would never be as cute as Rei. I am a horrible horrible person.

The wind is raging outside. My computer tells me it's 51km/h out there. I think I'll be staying at home today.

Just watched Slumdog Millionaire. It was pretty good.

>>636

Instantly became one of my favorites. Formulaic, but the energy it sustains is awesome.

>>634
This topic has actually come up in my relationship too.

I am the best bachelor ever.

>>638
I frequently imagine anime girls during sex!

I have made an arrangement and now, every Monday, my Grandma sends me my favourite newspaper (also the only one I read). It's almost like a grandma-RSS-feed. How cool is that.

>>641
Pretty cool, until she croaks.

>>642
I don't really think that RSS grandmas die.

The new bulb for my flash-light just arrived. This is so awesome, I can't touch the bezel for longer than (literally) four seconds, it gets so hot.

My cousin added a new photo on a social website, and my brother, who hasn't seen him in over a year, and who, when he sees him twice a year, doesn't really speak to him much, made a humorous comment on that photo. I don't quite get it.

>>645
Maybe they're secretly having a love affair and excluding you from all of the fun because they think your penis is too tiny.

I am doing everything I can to make sure I am miserable and alone, but it is not working because he will not leave me.

I am Damo Suzuki

Go to bed or stay up and revise for the final time before the exam . . .
I think I'll go to bed.

SAOVQ finally showed up on my browser's "9 most visited" page.

>>648 No you're not, Mark E. Smith.

>>651
Σ(゜Δ゜*) How did you find out?
They told me I could be anybody online.

Owowow, the IP exam is in 21 hours, gotta go to bed and then straight to the school, wish me VIP QUALITY, VIPPERS.

Morning VIPPERs, the word of the day is: Pensive.

You bad VIPPERs, you, I didn't take the exam today.

>>657
My Dad bakes cookies. They're pretty badass.

>>658
My dad gets baked on cookies. He's pretty badass

My brother just baked a shitload of cake.

>>660
My brother just took a huge shit on a cake.

I ate delicious pancakes with K today.

I don't have anyone to share the food I make with.

>>662
Very cute, Sweet VIPPER. How did things go with her?

>>664
It was good. Too good, I am afraid. I am pretty sure then she made it the best hour I have had in three months; I dared not to speak of the serious stuff, afraid it might spoil everything. I am sorry.

The pancakes were pretty good too. Not as good as where I usually dine, but good, and K liked them too.

VICARIUS FILIDEI get, above me

VIPPER KILLER BEES

NOT THE BEES!

There was a fat guy with a keyblade in my first class today, VIPPERS. I only wish there was a book of etiquette for dealing with such awkward social moments.

>>670 Haha, wow. Tell us more.

>>671

Hes that guy who is apparently conjoined at the hip with his ugly (yet big-breasted) fiance and are constantly deep throating each other throughout the day, you know the guy, everyone's had to deal with at least one.

For some reason he was carrying around a giant replica keyblade that appeared to be made of PVC pipe and colored duct tape. Thank daddy cool no one mentioned it aloud, or he might have had to explain himself, the stupidity of the situation was already bordering on surreal. There aren't any conventions or anything like that here and other than that I can't think of a lot of reasons to carry JUST a keyblade...

I dunno VIPPERS, I doubt he had a good reason.

Hahaha oh wow. The worst I've seen were people dressing up in that "Gothic Lolita" clothing and carry around those oversized $500+ dolls.

I would've asked him about it, and then acted really interested in what he was saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7K0rKqsTc
Oh god what the fuck fuck fuck. And to think I was somewhat looking forward to it.
Posting it in this thread because it is as not VIP QUALITY as a youtube could be.

Mocking people who put OS, graphics card, etc. stickers on their laptops, I put a dinosaur sticker on mine, and I feel good.

>>675
Ugh... ('A` )
That Frog one didn't seem so bad (but I never heard the original)

Great quality, man!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C2ufgPLbzA

>>678 Of course it is.

A friend living next door is, like, the best thing ever.

>>681

(・ヮ・) Reminds me of grade school!