Jokes are funnier if you read the punch-line first.

ufufufu I haven't been on here for a while.

Do androids dream of sheep?

>>903
Androids don't dream, don't be silly.

They're too busy trying to wipe out humanity.

Was I here today I don't know anymore.

I dislike lazy days.
I dislike having way too much free time.

i'm passing the time while i wait for the hour and a half star on braid

>>895
I recommend this wiki: http://demonssouls.wikidot.com/ I'm tanasinn, we can try playing together sometime.

I love getting letters when I'm not expecting them.

I hate getting mail when I expect it, cause its all bills.

Aaaaaaaaa Din Ding Ding Ding Ding!

YES TOMORROW IS PHYSICS EXAM TIME I AM SO EXCITED actually I am not I hate this.

I should be studying for meteorology exam in two hours; oh well.
It was raining today, that's a good excuse right?

>>913
It was raining today here as well. For the first time in two months.

81 posts to 50,000/ Armageddon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a93dskV2d4
My lover got noby boy to be HUGE. LOOK AT THIS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMkq0HjN-c
And now even bigger holy shit

I haven't been bumping this thread because of Demon's Souls. ('A`;)

13 hours was still not enough sleep. I don't know what to do any more.

The wall of my vestibule in covered in baby spiders. There's a writhing nest behind the radiator. There are about two hundred of them on the wall alone, not including the nest. I don't think I will survive this. GOD DAMN IT WHAT DO I DO.

>>920
If you're willing to take the risks, submerge your hand into them. If they accept you they will form a living layer around you which will give you superhuman strength and agility.

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>>922 THAT'S NOT DADDY COOL, IT'S AN EVIL DOPPLEGANGER. GET OUT OF HERE.

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I hope that the when I wake up the spider cluster makes one giant spider made of thousand small spiders, and it will be so big that police would have to be notified, and when the policemen come and shoot the super-spider, shots will make the spider splash smaller spiders all around and the super spider will approach the shooting policemen, small spiders spraying around, and eat them, the cops, then one guy, the special force, with a flame-thrower would come, and scorch the spider, the house, and everything in two kilometre radius, and the spider will stand on its rear legs, and let out a screech and shake violently as it burns down.
How cool would that be.

I wish to live a blameless life and VIP.

>>919
Sometimes too much sleep will make you tired.

Time is passing so slowly...

>>929 That's a good thing

Despite going to SAoVQ for over a year, this is the first time I've ever posted in one of these threads.

>>929
We're already a third of the way through May. Soon I will be 22.
If life was a handful of sand pouring out of your hand, it pours faster than you expect. At first you have a lot of sand so you don't really notice, but when you're missing a fair bit, you realize just how much you have left.

('A`)

>>932
After my Dad had a heart attack, he decided to check if it's a genetic thing, since his dad and grand-dad had heart attacks as well. Turns out it is and modern science gives me ten years of life. How's that for passing time.

>>933
Oh shi ('A`;;)

>>933
And you're spending a part of that on SAOVQ? You're truly more a VIPPER than I.

We're almost at 50K hits.

>>935
If I want to have a life with no regrets, I want it to be VIP QUALITY!

Writing reports after every physics lab is definitely not VIP QUALITY and time consuming.

>>936
I remember getting 3K hits like it was yesterday.

I think we should lynch and then assimilate him.

incoming COOL story guys:

so i was walking home from driver's training and I stopped by McDonalds and pigged out on the value menu. after that, I was walking home and i hear someone's radio playing. i recognized the tune, but couldn't but a name on it. the music was coming from a drive way up ahead. there was a man with a heavy build wearing a leather jacket. he was drinking beer and barbequing some food. he looked at me in repsonse to the music with a drunken "WOOOO". then the lyrics hit.

it was boney m.'s DADDY COOL.

i nodded to the man and went my way. i was a block and half away and i could still faintly hear it.

Why does every thread I post in die?

Oh great, my internet got limited to 32kbps and I got 14/50 from the physics exam even though I am absolutely sure I did everything right and, keeping random mistakes in mind, I should have at least 45/50. I declare this the day of sadness and gloom.

>>943
>>32kbps
Jesus Christ.

>>943
How can one VIP.

>>945
It's not the internet speed that counts, but how much money you give to Daddy Cool. How do you think we VIP'd in the 90's?

It's not even how much money you give to DADDY COOL the VIPPE Rand (for that is his full name and title), but whether you pay him enough ;)

My "enough" is bigger than your "enough"

As lame as anime conventions are, are any VIPPERs going to Otakon?

950GET

This thread will soon peacefully end, what will we do then?

Find something else to bump.

b

>>953
No it isn't. The second round of midterms is just coming up.

Today I started sweating uncontrollably in class for no reason. This always happens in class, on the bus, or at work. Never at home, where I could actually do something about it.

>>953

Schools out for ever!

Hey Italian Vipper, I heard Germans really like to vacation in Italy and that they come in swarms in the summer. Is this true, and if so have the first wave of Germans invaded your town yet, or is it too early?

Sincerly yours,
Vipper

Secret area is secret. Lulz, lulz, epic failfags.

How did I do.

>>959 Certainly not VIP quality.

>>960
It really isn't
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>>958
They do not get in my hometown that much, but the first swarms are expected in mid-July on the Adriatic shores.

Oh my.

so exciting

I would have thought the germans would be swarming Poland.

I am sorry.

>>965

Yeah, but no ones there. The Pols are all swarming Lithuania, as I understand it.

>>967
Ill swarm your Pole, if you know what i mean.

Heh, the snowbirds finally left Florida. Thank god, we have enough old people as it is...

I am unmotivated. Today I will skip things I do not normally skip.

wut up

Another lazy day. I hate lazy days. I will hate the summer break.

>>973
I've been busy with work the past while so I look forward to this four day weekend I'm having.

Im starting to troll on saovq and i feel bad about it, how can i stop this addictive downward spiral?

start again from the basics of VIPping: don't feel the urge to reply, just lurk. don't forget to feel.

I screwed up the competition today and I will get very, very angry if my friend succeeds because his examiners helped him as opposed to hindering me.

What should I do to be happy for the next two days.

>>978
Prescription medication.

YES YES YES well YES

This is the first time I've come to this place. I'm glad to be here and I'm hoping to have a future with you people.

>>981
I have a feeling this place has a lot of lurkers and not enough posters. Anyways, welcome aboard.

Only 4 months for a 1000 posts. SAoVQ is VIPPING FASTER THAN EVER.

>>982

Thanks for the welcoming present, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. You're very polite.

Do VIPPERs have an IRC? If so, what server, etc?

>>985
I remember there was #SAoVQ@irc.rizon.net

not sure if it's still around.

I was wondering the same thing.

I installed Colloquy recently, and now I feel silly because I have nothing to use it for.

VIP me to the moon and let me play amongst the stars!

>>985-987
Oh, now I feel much better knowing I'm not the only one who has no idea what happens in the secret channel of vip quality.

I dislike IRC in general. But I'm trying to get over it gradually.

I got over it in 1996. Life hasn't been the same.

good work team

TOO EASY

Good morning, VIPPERs, I dislike Mondays.

Oh hello garfield.

I have just noticed that VIPPER.ORG is no longer in service. This is too bad. It was a good website.

Isn't the weather lovely?

>>994
This Monday is better than most because today is Victoria Day.

I can't do this.

Well, I can.