I don't play online games because I suck at video games period and it's embarrassed enough when it's just me, by myself, alone, at home. Why would I want to make a fool of myself in front of people online? Plus if you're in a group or a guild or whatever there's always a chance you be "that guy", you know, the one that always dies, the one that always needs healing, the one that always blows your cover and fucks up your awesome strategy, the one that's such an ass-backwards fuckwit he can't do anything right. I'm already that guy in real life, why would I want to be yelled at for it in my supposedly-fun fantasy?

I'm not trying to insult multi-player or online games, I just wanted to share my reasons for not liking them.