>>451
I know what you mean. I just ate an egg sandwich even though I should be trying to lose weight. GODDAMNIT
I had a discussion with my friend yesterday. There's that company that makes (delicious) fruit drinks, and under the cap of every bottle is a one-liner; most often a joke, a humorous pick-up line, or a pun. My friend argues that such thing would never pass in a "normal" country (as opposed to Eastern Europe where I live), because it's pointless -- you pop your bottle, read the line, probably smile, and trash the cap. I don't think so, it seems to me like a normal thing to do, because it's just too "cool" and does no harm to anyone.
So, VIPPERS, are there funnies under the caps of bottles where you live?
>>453 There are at least two brands of beer that have rebus puzzles under the cap. If you're truly VIP quality you can still figure out the puzzles after attaining the desired state of inebriation.
>>454 There are also horrible jokes on popsicle sticks, and amusing factoids under Snapple caps.
>>453
In France, there's a brand of candy named "Carambar", that started printing terrible jokes inside the wrapping in the 70's. The jokes are so horribly bad that "blague carambar" is a popular French expression to say "unfunny joke". They're still doing it, because kids really look forward to just how lame the jokes can get. They'd probably lose tons of money if they started printing real wit instead.
>>453
Laffy Taffy has horrible jokes on their wrappers. Most are on the same level as popsicle stick jokes, and sometimes they're cut off.
>>453
There's this cheap beer that prints stupid shit under the cap. I think Jones soda does it as well.
I got an :* under my cap today.
My idea for today:
Plumberjack
(About the party and K, give me some more time to report my progress, I'm in the middle of something and I'd like to conclude it first.).
>>453
There are cigarette papers here that have brain teasers on the back. You open the packet to find the answer.
I was talking to a REAL JAPANESE PERSON on the internet and they actually typed "Reary?". I wwww'd
>>463
Me and a friend were talking with people in the Japanese MGO. They're were saying stuff "Gaijin?" "Why in Japanese?" "DO YOU ><"
>>463 There was a board on wakachan where 2chanel and wakachan posters could discuss whatever they wanted.
I didn't work so well since only a few of the Japanese posters could understand English and vice versa...
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm6240144 Famicom game rush
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm5726731
Can this girl be our idol?
>>471
She seems rather generic. You'll have to payenough to get some of us to care.
>>471
If we want a dancing idol it should definitely be 47:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm1709519
>>473
I believe you mean THESE GUYS:
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm792645
EARLY EARLY MONDAY VIPPING
Early Monday vipping before PE and physics lab. Whoever crafted the new schedule must have been mentally challenged.
Noontime Monday vipping before going to the library to attempt an assignment.
Incoming boring two hour physics lab!
>>478
Why are you me.
Or do you mean that I'm not the only one who has two hours of boring physics labs Monday evening?
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Early night British VIPPING.
>>479
I also have two hours of physics labs. They are supposed to help us learn but in reality it's just a really shitty way of getting away with not teaching us and then blaming us for not understanding. CIRCUITS ARE EASY WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE IT AND DO A BUNCH OF CONVOLUTED TESTS TO UNDERSTAND.
I got drafted last in the physics lab. Actually, I didn't get drafted at all, because there was an odd number of people and I am alone in my team. At first I was like "hey, I gonna write reports myself", but then we got informed that both squad members have to write a report each, and these two reports have to form an integral, uh, integrity. Once again, nobody will try to screw up what I am doing and once again will my records be the best ever, just like three years ago. Excelsior.
GOOD NIGHT SAoVQ
Ah, 2 says off tomorrow. Relaxation.
I'M VIPPING AGAIN AND AGAIN
>>485
I feel your pain, Vipper. I suffer from a dull Biology class where we are forced to do mundane labs and projects. Why did my teacher decide to force us to make an elementary school style pamphlet about genetic disorders? What's worse is that besides me missing the deadline and getting an automatic zero, she decides to include questions about disorders that no one researched on the test. Nice work there, teacher.
I don't know what these other VIPPERs problems are, my labs are fairly interesting.
I prefer it last thing at night.
Which is to say, into the wee small hours of the early morning.
>>495
Yes, yes, my VIPPER. Fresh web-comics as a prelude to checking what happened at SAoVQ in the last eight hours, yes.
I'm going to bed extremely early. For the first time in seven months, I will sleep more than six hours.
I may have been caught speeding and now I'm trying to figure out how badly the impossibly arcane local laws are gonna screw me over.
Anyway, 500GET. Hope it won't be €500PAY
501GET!
ようこそひとりぼっち :|
First week of the second semester is over. Not cool.
You probably won't believe this, but I'm VIPPING from outside. Are there any other EXTREME VIPPERS like myself?
>>504
A month, half of which were exams, but I got 2 of 4 exams down for good grades, so three weeks for me.
We're almost at 40,000 hits!
GRIMDARK GET looms
I'm wearing a suit on the plane today! I feel like daddycool. ;)
FUCKING FAGS.
Oh my, I wasted the 512-get by typing the first thing I heard from beyond the window, on the street. I'm sorry.
Look, I felt so VIP quality today. I woke up, did the regular morni
I just downloaded the complete That's Eurobeat torrent. It isn't so much EUROBEAT as it is actually 4 point something gigs of ITALO DISCO, which is still FABULOUS.
I lost two new potential friends today. When they asked whether I want to go with them to a party, I said that I have some Japanese and OpenGL learning to do tonight. They glanced at me in an awkward way, frowned and left. （・∀・）
>>518
Hey, I don't feel bad. Au contraire, I would never affiliate myself with the likes of them.
I joined LinkedIn, but am too timid to add my acquaintances as connections...
K mailed me today. Out of her free well, after not saying anything for two weeks, she said that she finally stabilised her life and she "kinda missed me" and all and soooooooo awesome.
Shit, she wrote me to hit my friend for not writing to her. And she, you know, liked him. I think she is using me as a proxy to get closer to him. Shit.
Shit.
⊂_ヽ､
.＼＼ ／⌒＼
＼ （ 冫、） I cast Dark Ritual
> ` ⌒ヽ
/ へ ＼
/ / ＼＼
ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ
/ / ･*.･:
/ /| :。 *.・
（ （ ､ .*:☠。:’☠
| |､ ＼ 。・．*・; ・*
| / ＼ ⌒l ; ・。;☠ ・.
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ノ ） し' 。・*./ ,' ☠ `ヽｰっ*
(＿／ 。・*．;l ☠ ⌒_☠ ’☠
. `'ｰ---‐'''''"
>>519
Please do not say "affiliation". The word carries a connotation that some find unpleasant.
Is it just me, or is the Secret Area. . . changing?
>>529
How? In a good way or a bad way?
I think it's less like /VIP/ and more like DQN now.
WHEREAS the revisionist DADDYCOOL clique has widely deviated from the Nanashi-VIPPERist internet science,
WHEREAS it can no longer be relied on as a vanguard in the quality struggle,
WHEREAS secret collaboration with the DQN has been observed,
THE HIDDEN COUNCIL OF BU~N DECLARES:
THAT DADDYCOOL is an enemy of the VIPPER,
THAT The Secret Area of VIP Quality must be liberated,
THAT the DQN element must be liquidated.
PROMULGATED ON THIS DAY 10 MARCH 2009 CE,
VIPPER 1232843359/531
Sometimes I go to Secret Area and I find someone else has at the same time is me. It's pretty exiting.
Posting a post on the SECRET AREA BBS.
That's crazy
I just drove by a car with "666 BSD" as part of its license plate. Vanity plates do not exist in my country, so it was purely a coincidence.
I'd kill for such a VIP QUALITY PLATE.
Maybe I'd add a GNU sticker to troll people.
HIT UP TOMODACHI ON MY MIXI
FREEWAY, I TROLL YOU GOING SIXTY
WHEN I SAY NICO YOU SAY DOUGA
GENKI, WHATTUP, VIP, WHATTUP
Oh god it's now possible to run Windows VST on macs. There goes my night and the ten next following nights.
Revenue of Table Cat
Magical lonely weekend.
Hungry VIPPER is so goddamn unbelievably hungry but has no food or money. I may resort to eating pages out of books.
>>545
I never understood the idea of lack of money. Maybe that's because I have been hoarding jewgolds when everyone else's been making friends.
Oh well. You can have some of my money, VIPPER. I wish I could help you.
(´∀｀)BLUSH I don't usually do this!
Hey, where did my asterisks go?
Hey what do you know what was going to be a MAGICAL LONELY WEEKEND turned out to be MAGICAL AWESOME WEEKEND WITH FRIENDS!
