I want to go on vacation and leave the country but I don't know where to go.

Frankly, Europe has never interested me, and I don't want to go to Japan or China. Africa, India, and South America are to dangerous/dirty/sad for too little to see so I don't want to go there either.

I like the ocean and I only live a couple hundred miles away from the border, maybe I should drive across to Mexico, set myself up in a fancy beach side hotel and then get captured by drug warlords. Is having your head cut off VIP Quality?

Maybe I should go to Russia. My mothers side of the family was kinda-sorta Russian, I think I'd like it there.