Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 5] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-18 10:27 [Del]

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201 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 04:18 [Del]

Noooo

202 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 06:04 [Del]

I am listening to Extended Yukkuri (MIKU)
Drawing
And VIPPING all around the world.

I just had a wonderful breakfast.
Fried egg.
3 bits of bacon.
Fried pancake.
Potato Scone.
Mmm delicious heart attack.
And a drink of tea, and blackcurrant juice.

203 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 06:24 [Del]

I just had a spider in my mouth.

204 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 08:26 [Del]

>>202
This breakfast sounds glorious

205 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 09:21 [Del]

>>203
This breakfast also sounds glorious

206 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 12:11 [Del]

(ノ゚∀゚)ノ BUMP~

207 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 15:53 [Del]

Pizza with Sriracha chili sauce doused on top is the best.

208 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-14 20:43 [Del]

Bumping thread is epic.

209 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-15 04:22 [Del]

I am the Futanari Dreamer.

I dream of futanari dreams.

210 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-15 06:38 [Del]

Kikes on bikes is so 2007.

211 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-15 09:56 [Del]

I was 22 hours without Internet and I survived. You may touch me if you want.

212 Post deleted by user.

213 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-15 17:27 [Del]

>>211
I've gone weeks without interneting. It sucked.

214 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-16 00:46 [Del]

>>213
Once, I've survived over two weeks. It was the worst two weeks in my life.

215 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-16 08:02 [Del]

My no-longer-friend has bribed the professor to pass the exam. He told me this, and he told me that he's been doing this for two years, and now he is wondering why I don't condone this and why I punched him in the face. I am losing faith in the people closest to me.

216 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-16 08:52 [Del]

>>211-214
I bought an overpriced phone just to make sure it can never happen again!

217 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-16 13:08 [Del]

>>216
I've been struggling on a SE W800 with sluggish wap internets for the last few months, even though I have a PC in my living room. I'm rarelly allowed for leisure and when I do get a chance, I have little privacy.

218 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 00:09 [Del]

Gummi Dinosaurs is all I hate to say.

219 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 04:57 [Del]

After three months of service, my EEE has prematurely passed away.

220 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 09:53 [Del]

I'll bump, but not because I like you or anything!

221 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 09:54 [Del]

ツンデレ、ですか。

222 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 11:31 [Del]

I like it when my life gets better after a seemingly hopeless situation.

223 Post deleted by moderator.

224 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 12:38 [Del]

Well, shit. Everything good comes to an end eventually.

225 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 13:11 [Del]

Bumpy!

226 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 14:26 [Del]

I guess not everything has to end the bad way. Thank you.

227 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-17 17:59 [Del]

>>215
Good work, VIPPER.

However, it's a sad but true fact that the path of the righteous man is seldom travelled.... and therefore very lonely.

228 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 06:41 [Del]

>>215
How exactly was he bribing him? I have never heard of this before.

229 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 07:20 [Del]

>>228
Dramatis personae: he - the ex-friend; Prof - physics professor;
He wasn't very confident about the exam, so he asked the Prof to copy his grade from the physics lab, but the Prof said that labs didn't cover theory and then he said that maybe he could bring an interesting book and they'd forget about the whole thing and all that bribe suggestive talk. I don't know whether the Prof accepted the bribe, but I hope not, he doesn't look like someone who would.

230 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 08:01 [Del]

>>229
Why are you so upset over cheating? I understand that you may find it unethical but in reality, it's sometimes necessary given the way the school system is now. While your friend may genuinely care about learning and understanding the class, his grades still determine his future to an extent. The grade itself is what matters in the future not whether or not he actually learned so his attempt at changing the grade is really just a way of rightfully cheating the system, or at least I think this.

231 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 08:15 [Del]

>>230
Nonono, I know what the exam is like, and I know what he is like, and I'm absolutely sure that he could easily get the max grade from the exam. He's just afraid to take the exam, afraid that he'll screw something up, and that's not an attitude to take.
Also, we have professors in our school that are cold-hearted bastards, that enjoy screwing with us, and randomly flunk us for using different variable names (you might also remember that). The Physics Professor is certainly not one of them, quite the opposite in fact. He's a very nice and understanding person, and offering him a bribe is just not right.

232 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 09:02 [Del]

I have not posted in months.

This having a job and trying to get females is really cutting into my VIP time

233 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 10:15 [Del]

Hmm. After looking at his web-site again, I believe that my Physics Professor might be VIP quality.

234 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 11:21 [Del]

http://magweasel.com/2009/06/10/my-brother-drank-my-te/
Nothing in English will ever be as good as NEWS4VIP. Not even here ('A` )

235 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 15:58 [Del]

>>299-231
I genuinely do not understand your friend's cheating within this context. Professors make a decent salary/$90,000 average. This being the case, why in the world would a professor accept a bribe from a student when the professor could get caught and lose tenure or lose his job.

Considering all that a professor has in stake, exactly how much could a student offer in return for a good grade? It would have to be a lot of money and I doubt that many students are capable of offering anywhere near that much. (However, all of this logic collapses when sex and young, pretty females are added into the equation. --I personally doubt that much student-teacher relationships are going on, but I could be wrong.)

I think your friend said >>229 half-jokingly and your professor most likely did not take the bribe.

236 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-19 22:07 [Del]

Bumping as its my Daddy Cool-given right as a VIPPER

237 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 02:01 [Del]

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238 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 09:18 [Del]

>>237
Looking as stylish as ever there, Daddy Cool.

239 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 10:41 [Del]

Exam time!

240 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 13:22 [Del]

>>235
I agree with your statement.

241 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 19:14 [Del]

I have been banned from link posting on this site.

I have been told to complain somewhere but I don't know where.

...All I wanted to do was post a Merzbow vs Hatsune Miku mash-up on the links board...

242 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 20:01 [Del]

I bought a Neo Geo Pocket Color. This thing has the most amazing d-pad ever.

243 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 06:19 [Del]

Australian desert roads, landmarked with gas station every now and then, is what I want to experience before I die.

244 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 09:04 [Del]

>>242

Nice.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:06 [Del]

>>242
Ganbare Neo Poke-kun.
Do it.

246 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:12 [Del]

>>245
I have no idea of why I saged my previous post.

247 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:48 [Del]

>>245
This game looks pretty insane.

So far I just have a some pachislot game (Oohanabi) because that's what came with the system. Match of the Millenium and Metal Slug are on the way. I plan on getting Card Fighter's Clash, The Last Blade and Samurai Shodown 2 afterwards.

I really really really want to get Faselei and Biomotor Unitron, but holy shit the price gouging. There was this cheap copy of Faselei for 15 bucks, but the shipping to Canada is 22 bucks. I should've bought this system years ago when those liquidated mega bundles were still readily available. ('A` )

248 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 18:48 [Del]

>>247
I did, but it only came with Card Fighter's Clash and an AC adapter.

The bundles weren't that good a deal. And yes, PRICE GOUGING.

249 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 23:24 [Del]

The clickyness of the d-pad is beautiful. It feels and sounds so good. Every other d-pad feels so lifeless now.

250 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 23:36 [Del]

I just got an NDS ( ´Д`). Actually I didn't, I just bought some games, and now I am bound to buy the console.

251 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 00:22 [Del]

>>250
Oooh, whaddya buy?

252 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 08:15 [Del]

excuse me may i bump through here

253 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 08:41 [Del]

>>251
Castlevania Portrait of Ruin, and also Dawn of Sorrow. All DS games work on DSi, right?

254 Name: 253 : 2009-06-22 08:43 [Del]

Both are Japanese versions, that is.

255 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 11:08 [Del]

>>253
All games do work on a DSi~

256 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 11:55 [Del]

I'm getting really into Dancehall music.

But not as much as I'm into Italiadisco, obviously.

257 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 12:45 [Del]

>>256
Obviously.

258 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 14:31 [Del]

Beggars versus thieves. That is what the music I listen to is about.

259 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 21:12 [Del]

The hit marker says 55,550.

260 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 23:28 [Del]

Bump time!
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261 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 03:52 [Del]

What do you call the document where a student gathers all his grades?

262 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 16:24 [Del]

New to this type of board?

Not sure what SAoVQ is?

263 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 17:17 [Del]

>>262
Of course not.

264 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 18:59 [Del]

>>261
Manuscript? Report Card?

265 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 09:11 [Del]

>>261
Transcript

266 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 10:14 [Del]

So I was in a bus, and as soon as I entered, I took one of these funky four-seat clusters (you can stretch your legs freely). About five minutes later, two girls left their regular double-seat and sat in my cluster, even though the other four-seater was free. I don't get it.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 17:20 [Del]

Sup guys. I'm in some shitty Kansas City airport. halp

268 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 18:44 [Del]

SAGERU DOT ORG is now completely overrun by spambots, instead of being 85% overrun like it was 6 months ago.

269 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 11:05 [Del]

The weather is storm again, and I depart to the grocery store. Should the lightning strike me, erect me a glorious stone that is a testament to my VIP quality. Adieu, VIPPERs!

270 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 12:51 [Del]

I want to go on vacation and leave the country but I don't know where to go.

Frankly, Europe has never interested me, and I don't want to go to Japan or China. Africa, India, and South America are to dangerous/dirty/sad for too little to see so I don't want to go there either.

I like the ocean and I only live a couple hundred miles away from the border, maybe I should drive across to Mexico, set myself up in a fancy beach side hotel and then get captured by drug warlords. Is having your head cut off VIP Quality?

Maybe I should go to Russia. My mothers side of the family was kinda-sorta Russian, I think I'd like it there.

271 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 15:27 [Del]

I look at the Internet and I weep.

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273 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 16:53 [Del]

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274 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 17:50 [Del]

>>273
OH MY GOD
キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

275 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 22:03 [Del]

>>270

If you go to Russia, you might never come back.

276 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 02:13 [Del]

I have promised my math professor to get a 5 (also known as an 'A' (I think) in AMERICA) from my math exam, and I managed to keep my word. 19,75/20. Let me do a dance of victory, honour and success.
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277 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 13:18 [Del]

my laptop's battery has expired and the ac cuts out if wiggled around too much and a ~1.5 in diameter circle of dead pixels has formed in the lower left corner of the screen. what should i do, VIPPERS?

278 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 13:24 [Del]

i don't normally bump twice in one day but the circle of dead pixels has grown to ~2 inches and the left side of the screen has dead pixels to a depth of ~1mm and i'm starting to hyperventilate please send a team of professional VIPPERS ASAP

279 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 14:16 [Del]

Are any VIPPERs going to Otakon?

280 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:17 [Del]

>>279
I live nowhere near it, sorry.

281 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:46 [Del]

I'm going to play some creepy music and read Junji Ito's stuff tonight. Suggest me creepy music.

282 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:50 [Del]

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283 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:58 [Del]

I'm the Scatman!

284 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 09:26 [Del]

>>281
What stuff of Junji Ito's are you going to read?

285 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 13:19 [Del]

>>284
Gyo and Flesh-Coloured Horror. I actually already did.

286 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 20:15 [Del]

It's been a long time since we've had a video at the top of the page. Anyone here been VIPPING long enough to remember that black guy playing Spelunker? I've always wanted to see that video again.

287 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 21:18 [Del]

Bumpu!

289 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 01:33 [Del]

Not eating for 24 hours feels surprisingly non-bothering.

290 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 06:49 [Del]

>>289

It does when you are hungover.

291 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 12:57 [Del]

So... Billy Mays is dead. Everyone in Hollywood better watch out.

292 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 13:03 [Del]

>>288
Thanks!

>>291
This is turning out to be a horrible week.

293 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 06:28 [Del]

>>291
I almost put a bet on Stan Lee being next.

294 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 10:00 [Del]

My Internet bus time-table is down. I am disabled.

295 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 11:46 [Del]

It has been almost three months since I did any VIPPING... I apologize for my neglect.

296 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 14:21 [Del]

VIPPERs, you will still be here on holidays, right? I don't want to be left alone.

297 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 18:14 [Del]

I'm working almost all summer. So I'll be around to VIP~

298 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 19:04 [Del]

>>296
I VIP around 12 months a year.

5 days a week.

For a few minutes of those days.

299 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 19:07 [Del]

wankers

300 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 19:09 [Del]

>>299
I wank around 12 months a year.

5 days a week.

For a few minutes of those days.

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