Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 5] (1001)

299 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 19:07 [Del]

wankers

298 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 19:04 [Del]

>>296
I VIP around 12 months a year.

5 days a week.

For a few minutes of those days.

297 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 18:14 [Del]

I'm working almost all summer. So I'll be around to VIP~

296 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 14:21 [Del]

VIPPERs, you will still be here on holidays, right? I don't want to be left alone.

295 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 11:46 [Del]

It has been almost three months since I did any VIPPING... I apologize for my neglect.

294 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 10:00 [Del]

My Internet bus time-table is down. I am disabled.

293 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-29 06:28 [Del]

>>291
I almost put a bet on Stan Lee being next.

292 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 13:03 [Del]

>>288
Thanks!

>>291
This is turning out to be a horrible week.

291 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 12:57 [Del]

So... Billy Mays is dead. Everyone in Hollywood better watch out.

290 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 06:49 [Del]

>>289

It does when you are hungover.

289 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-28 01:33 [Del]

Not eating for 24 hours feels surprisingly non-bothering.

287 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 21:18 [Del]

Bumpu!

286 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 20:15 [Del]

It's been a long time since we've had a video at the top of the page. Anyone here been VIPPING long enough to remember that black guy playing Spelunker? I've always wanted to see that video again.

285 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 13:19 [Del]

>>284
Gyo and Flesh-Coloured Horror. I actually already did.

284 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-27 09:26 [Del]

>>281
What stuff of Junji Ito's are you going to read?

283 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:58 [Del]

I'm the Scatman!

282 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:50 [Del]

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281 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:46 [Del]

I'm going to play some creepy music and read Junji Ito's stuff tonight. Suggest me creepy music.

280 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 20:17 [Del]

>>279
I live nowhere near it, sorry.

279 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 14:16 [Del]

Are any VIPPERs going to Otakon?

278 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 13:24 [Del]

i don't normally bump twice in one day but the circle of dead pixels has grown to ~2 inches and the left side of the screen has dead pixels to a depth of ~1mm and i'm starting to hyperventilate please send a team of professional VIPPERS ASAP

277 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 13:18 [Del]

my laptop's battery has expired and the ac cuts out if wiggled around too much and a ~1.5 in diameter circle of dead pixels has formed in the lower left corner of the screen. what should i do, VIPPERS?

276 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-26 02:13 [Del]

I have promised my math professor to get a 5 (also known as an 'A' (I think) in AMERICA) from my math exam, and I managed to keep my word. 19,75/20. Let me do a dance of victory, honour and success.
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275 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 22:03 [Del]

>>270

If you go to Russia, you might never come back.

274 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 17:50 [Del]

>>273
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273 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 16:53 [Del]

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271 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 15:27 [Del]

I look at the Internet and I weep.

270 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 12:51 [Del]

I want to go on vacation and leave the country but I don't know where to go.

Frankly, Europe has never interested me, and I don't want to go to Japan or China. Africa, India, and South America are to dangerous/dirty/sad for too little to see so I don't want to go there either.

I like the ocean and I only live a couple hundred miles away from the border, maybe I should drive across to Mexico, set myself up in a fancy beach side hotel and then get captured by drug warlords. Is having your head cut off VIP Quality?

Maybe I should go to Russia. My mothers side of the family was kinda-sorta Russian, I think I'd like it there.

269 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-25 11:05 [Del]

The weather is storm again, and I depart to the grocery store. Should the lightning strike me, erect me a glorious stone that is a testament to my VIP quality. Adieu, VIPPERs!

268 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 18:44 [Del]

SAGERU DOT ORG is now completely overrun by spambots, instead of being 85% overrun like it was 6 months ago.

267 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 17:20 [Del]

Sup guys. I'm in some shitty Kansas City airport. halp

266 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 10:14 [Del]

So I was in a bus, and as soon as I entered, I took one of these funky four-seat clusters (you can stretch your legs freely). About five minutes later, two girls left their regular double-seat and sat in my cluster, even though the other four-seater was free. I don't get it.

265 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-24 09:11 [Del]

>>261
Transcript

264 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 18:59 [Del]

>>261
Manuscript? Report Card?

263 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 17:17 [Del]

>>262
Of course not.

262 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 16:24 [Del]

New to this type of board?

Not sure what SAoVQ is?

261 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-23 03:52 [Del]

What do you call the document where a student gathers all his grades?

260 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 23:28 [Del]

Bump time!
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259 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 21:12 [Del]

The hit marker says 55,550.

258 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 14:31 [Del]

Beggars versus thieves. That is what the music I listen to is about.

257 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 12:45 [Del]

>>256
Obviously.

256 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 11:55 [Del]

I'm getting really into Dancehall music.

But not as much as I'm into Italiadisco, obviously.

255 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 11:08 [Del]

>>253
All games do work on a DSi~

254 Name: 253 : 2009-06-22 08:43 [Del]

Both are Japanese versions, that is.

253 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 08:41 [Del]

>>251
Castlevania Portrait of Ruin, and also Dawn of Sorrow. All DS games work on DSi, right?

252 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 08:15 [Del]

excuse me may i bump through here

251 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-22 00:22 [Del]

>>250
Oooh, whaddya buy?

250 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 23:36 [Del]

I just got an NDS ( ´Д`). Actually I didn't, I just bought some games, and now I am bound to buy the console.

249 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 23:24 [Del]

The clickyness of the d-pad is beautiful. It feels and sounds so good. Every other d-pad feels so lifeless now.

248 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 18:48 [Del]

>>247
I did, but it only came with Card Fighter's Clash and an AC adapter.

The bundles weren't that good a deal. And yes, PRICE GOUGING.

247 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:48 [Del]

>>245
This game looks pretty insane.

So far I just have a some pachislot game (Oohanabi) because that's what came with the system. Match of the Millenium and Metal Slug are on the way. I plan on getting Card Fighter's Clash, The Last Blade and Samurai Shodown 2 afterwards.

I really really really want to get Faselei and Biomotor Unitron, but holy shit the price gouging. There was this cheap copy of Faselei for 15 bucks, but the shipping to Canada is 22 bucks. I should've bought this system years ago when those liquidated mega bundles were still readily available. ('A` )

246 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:12 [Del]

>>245
I have no idea of why I saged my previous post.

245 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 16:06 [Del]

>>242
Ganbare Neo Poke-kun.
Do it.

244 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 09:04 [Del]

>>242

Nice.

243 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-21 06:19 [Del]

Australian desert roads, landmarked with gas station every now and then, is what I want to experience before I die.

242 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 20:01 [Del]

I bought a Neo Geo Pocket Color. This thing has the most amazing d-pad ever.

241 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 19:14 [Del]

I have been banned from link posting on this site.

I have been told to complain somewhere but I don't know where.

...All I wanted to do was post a Merzbow vs Hatsune Miku mash-up on the links board...

240 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 13:22 [Del]

>>235
I agree with your statement.

239 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 10:41 [Del]

Exam time!

238 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 09:18 [Del]

>>237
Looking as stylish as ever there, Daddy Cool.

237 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-20 02:01 [Del]

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236 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-19 22:07 [Del]

Bumping as its my Daddy Cool-given right as a VIPPER

235 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 15:58 [Del]

>>299-231
I genuinely do not understand your friend's cheating within this context. Professors make a decent salary/$90,000 average. This being the case, why in the world would a professor accept a bribe from a student when the professor could get caught and lose tenure or lose his job.

Considering all that a professor has in stake, exactly how much could a student offer in return for a good grade? It would have to be a lot of money and I doubt that many students are capable of offering anywhere near that much. (However, all of this logic collapses when sex and young, pretty females are added into the equation. --I personally doubt that much student-teacher relationships are going on, but I could be wrong.)

I think your friend said >>229 half-jokingly and your professor most likely did not take the bribe.

234 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 11:21 [Del]

http://magweasel.com/2009/06/10/my-brother-drank-my-te/
Nothing in English will ever be as good as NEWS4VIP. Not even here ('A` )

233 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 10:15 [Del]

Hmm. After looking at his web-site again, I believe that my Physics Professor might be VIP quality.

232 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 09:02 [Del]

I have not posted in months.

This having a job and trying to get females is really cutting into my VIP time

231 Name: VIPPER : 2009-06-18 08:15 [Del]

>>230
Nonono, I know what the exam is like, and I know what he is like, and I'm absolutely sure that he could easily get the max grade from the exam. He's just afraid to take the exam, afraid that he'll screw something up, and that's not an attitude to take.
Also, we have professors in our school that are cold-hearted bastards, that enjoy screwing with us, and randomly flunk us for using different variable names (you might also remember that). The Physics Professor is certainly not one of them, quite the opposite in fact. He's a very nice and understanding person, and offering him a bribe is just not right.

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