Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 5] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-18 10:27 [Del]

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501 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-28 12:29 [Del]

I am torn between my love of rain and my love of living in a desert prairie

502 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-28 17:43 [Del]

Some guy is persistently ringing my door-phone, and it's like middle of the night, I'm so creeped out, oh god what will happen to me oh god.

503 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 00:03 [Del]

>>502
can you hear the children screaming?

504 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 00:30 [Del]

>>503
Do you mean Gypsies playing their accordions? Yeah, I hear that.

505 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 01:30 [Del]

I'm back after months of VIP-less living. I've missed you SAoVQ

506 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 04:09 [Del]

My internal haemorrhage is not so internal after all; the toes neighbouring the sanguine one are blood-stained.

507 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 06:27 [Del]

It's hot and muggy in here. Time to head out.

508 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 07:35 [Del]

I just read 227 forum pages about how things are in prisons.

509 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-07-29 10:04 [Del]

>>508
Sounds interesting.

510 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 10:29 [Del]

>>509
Oh, indeed. Unfortunately, it is not in English, and half of the culture is about the vocabulary. But now I know:

  • how not to get my butt violated in the first thirty seconds after I enter the cell,
  • how not to prepare the food,
  • that before every use of the toilet, one has to perform a small ritual, two omissions of which result in grave consequences,
  • what does the tattoo code mean,
  • that you never, NEVER touch the cell lock key,
  • and that might might get yourself into serious trouble by using regular words for things.

Never touch the key.

511 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 10:53 [Del]

And in the night, a lower- or middle-caste member may sneak up to one of the sleeping higher-casters and touch him with a toilet brush to assimilate him to his lower caste. wwwww

512 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 11:39 [Del]

I guess i must post

513 Post deleted by user.

514 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-07-29 12:41 [Del]

I guess I won't be able to read it then.

>>512 was me saying the opposite by accident.

515 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 13:52 [Del]

>>510
I would like for you to go into more detail. This might be helpful.

516 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 14:15 [Del]

bumo

517 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 16:17 [Del]

I let everybody down.

Are any other VIPPERs dissatisfied with their work, whatever their work may be? What can I do about it?

518 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 18:22 [Del]

>>517
Quit your job and live free amongst the birds.

519 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 19:19 [Del]

>>518
I agree. I quit my job and now I'm much happier as a bird.

520 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 21:01 [Del]

>>519
Will you come into my kitchen tonight and make a mess of my pots and pans?

521 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-29 23:15 [Del]

I was compelled to post in this thread. So I did.

522 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 03:02 [Del]

>>515
Okay; keep in mind that I can go over just the basics, as a lot of survival is based on vocabulary. Also, this might apply only to eastern European prisons.
There are three castes; the highest ('people'), a caste based on twisted form of honour and friendship; the middle caste ('suckers', 'nonpeople'), where there are really no rules, and it's them when you see the prison films; and the lowest caste ('bitches', also 'nonpeople'). Only policemen, politicians, etc. and their relatives are bitches by default. Oh, and also brutal rapists and paedophiles.
Unless noted otherwise, the tips apply only to 'people'.

  • The first time you enter, the prison staff asks you whether you want to be a member of the higher or middle class. The middle class might get out sooner by cooperating with the wardens. There is no such possibility if you're one of the 'people'.
  • When you enter the cell for the first time, you must show your docs to confirm what you're in for, and that you didn't betray anybody. Then you must find a mentor. The mentor has to fill you in, and in case you screw up in the trial period, he takes responsibility.
  • Nobody will hit/fight you against your will. 'People' won't, because of their rules (you can turn down any fight), 'suckers' won't because they'd be beaten down by 'people' and downgraded to bitches, and bitches won't, because they are busy surviving.
  • You have to announce going to the toilet. While you're doing your thing, nobody can eat or drink anything.
  • When you touch someone with your penis, both of you are downgraded to bitches.
  • You won't get persecuted because you're an intellectualist. Even better, if they go through your things and find something that reeks of betrayal, you may speak random bullshit about whatever area you're expert in. They should think you're okay, just have a few screws loose.
  • There is no victimising and bullying; when it comes to cleaning the cell and other cell-hold chores, either there's a volunteer, or every day of the week has a cleaner assigned.

That's all I can get off the top of my head.

523 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 04:08 [Del]

Is stopping time (along with the "toki o tomare") and placing knives in mid-air a common technique in Japanese entertainment media? I would hate to label something as a reference to JoJo, when it's something common and seen in many animu/games, etc.

524 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 06:29 [Del]

I really wish jstor had a random article button.

525 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 10:46 [Del]

>>524
OH GOD THAT WOULD BE GLORIOUS

526 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 10:49 [Del]

I wish I didn't have to sit at my desk at work and pretend to do work because I've finished everything for that day/week. I also wish I knew how to set the margins on my typewriter.

527 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 10:49 [Del]

>>524
Do you know about TED? If you don't, google it and it's the first hit.

528 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 12:58 [Del]

``It is time to take out the crook's toolbox'' - said VIPPER and proceeded to farm experience points using a simple rubber band and an endless stream of Medusa Heads.

529 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 13:19 [Del]

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530 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 13:28 [Del]

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531 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 16:53 [Del]

Have any of my fellow VIPPERS ever had lutefisk? I am of Norwegian heritage, but I don't feel very Norwegian because I've never had lutefisk.

532 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 18:14 [Del]

>>531
Norwegians don't eat that shit. Only 'murricans of Norwegian (and sometimes Swedish, if I recall) heritage.

533 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-30 19:17 [Del]

pmub

534 Name: ITALIAN VIPPER : 2009-07-31 03:43 [Del]

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535 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 10:00 [Del]

My family is back. These two weeks have passed by surprisingly quickly.

536 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 12:31 [Del]

Sometimes I get sad and I can't stop it.

537 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 14:30 [Del]

>>536
Just think of you're fellow VIPPERS.
We care for your well-being.

538 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 15:30 [Del]

>>537
If I were you, I'd take care of my (your? ) spelling first. This post is an eyesore, please remove it.

539 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 22:44 [Del]

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540 Name: VIPPER : 2009-07-31 23:07 [Del]

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541 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 05:07 [Del]

Nothing fills me with rage like the ct ligature. Thank god it doesn't exist in Unicode.

542 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 07:16 [Del]

Oh damn, it's back.

543 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 09:14 [Del]

I have a question to the residents of the Glorious Land of Freedom, a.k.a. USA;
How much, on average, do these items cost:

  • a loaf of bread;
  • a bread roll;
  • a box of matches;

?
Your help is appreciated and will be used to settle my curiosity and unease.

544 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 14:03 [Del]

I'm posting without my usual name.

545 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 18:06 [Del]

>>544
Let's keep it that way, whoever you are.

546 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-02 19:41 [Del]

>>544
Impostor!

547 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 03:50 [Del]

>>543
It differs wildly by region.

548 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 06:09 [Del]

Wakka wakka chikka chikka

549 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 07:07 [Del]

Today is a sad day. I'm going back to my home for four days, then I'm leaving again.

550 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 10:47 [Del]

I'm going to register a domain. What's a name that's VIP Quality, yet will not lead here when googled?

551 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 18:10 [Del]

>>550
www.usingtherezvibratortoplaytheoriginalstarwarsarcadegame.org

552 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 18:19 [Del]

553 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-04 15:58 [Del]

There's still thirty seconds to mid-night. I'll wait here.

554 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-04 17:33 [Del]

It is now 33 minutes past midnight. Damn.

555 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 00:29 [Del]

What? A bump?
A daily bump?

556 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:24 [Del]

I'm back home. There is nobody here any more. Both house-mates are gone, one never to come back. The landlords have gone to Mexico. Even my too serious neighbour has gone. A week completely alone. I never thought that it was going to be pleasant, but this is scarier than I thought.

557 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:26 [Del]

Afternoon bump

558 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:56 [Del]

I'll... I'll just go and eat some pancakes.

559 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 06:04 [Del]

Does VIPPER know an internet shop similar to playasia, where I can get Japanese NDS games?

560 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 10:29 [Del]

>>559
Why not just pirate them? It is much less hassle, and easier on your wallet.

561 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 10:52 [Del]

>>560

  • I'm really paranoid about bricking my console.
  • Pirated games don't suffice for as long as bought ones.
  • I really like the game boxes.

562 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 13:55 [Del]

Someone is here, in this house where I dwell alone. A voice I do not recognise.

563 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 18:07 [Del]

>>562
I am very frightened for you

564 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 18:20 [Del]

>>563
The voice was gone after ten minutes. I still don't know who it was.

565 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 04:14 [Del]

I stopped bumping this thread, but I guess I will start doing so again.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 04:47 [Del]

H-hello...

567 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 06:11 [Del]

I missed the 512GET.

568 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 07:18 [Del]

>>566
Hello!
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569 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 07:18 [Del]

>>561
Just warez them, you object-worshipper. There's absolutely no chance of bricking with the R4 -- it's just a passcard combined with a load-time linker and a MicroSD interface.

570 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 09:31 [Del]

You,shit man,is in here.
I am fighting the world of shit.
And a person who says"troll" stay here.
Be in s three-cornered deadlock?

571 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 18:46 [Del]

My Internet home is being raided by a gang of refuges from the past, let me take shelter here.

572 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 10:44 [Del]

I couldn't visit SAoVQ (or any less important website) for a whole month.
I sent a formal apology to the powers that be.

573 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 11:19 [Del]

>>571
hmm, tell me more warrier VIPPER

574 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 13:01 [Del]

>>567
Don't worry, you'll catch on the 1024 one!

No, wait a moment..

575 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 15:28 [Del]

Any VIPPERs in Japan? I'm leaving for Tokyo this Saturday.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 18:44 [Del]

>>575
Vipping is forbidden by law in Japan, sorry to inform you.

577 Name: sage : 2009-08-07 22:38 [Del]

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578 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 06:51 [Del]

I'll bump this, OK?

579 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 07:24 [Del]

3:30pm where i live. just woke up.

580 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 08:05 [Del]

>>579
I've been waking up at 14:00 (and going to sleep at 05:00) since summer began. This way, I can avoid the warmest part of the day lying in bed, and enjoy the night.

581 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 09:40 [Del]

I've been waking up at 10:30am and going to sleep at 3:30am so I can make it into the nearest city to go to flat viewings.

I found the perfect flat and the landlord gave to to someone else. I'm a little annoyed.

582 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 10:09 [Del]

>>581
I'd set it on fire.

583 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 14:12 [Del]

Bumping in my パンツ, yo

584 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 15:44 [Del]

H-hello again.

585 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 17:33 [Del]

>>584
Hello, will you be me special one? My previous special one has expired.

586 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 18:21 [Del]

The fish

587 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 19:25 [Del]

>>584

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588 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 06:09 [Del]

It's 13:10. There's still a queue for the bathroom. I can't wait to move out of here.

589 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 06:47 [Del]

It is 2009, and I'm still not sure what Touhou is.

590 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 08:37 [Del]

>>587
Why are you such a slut?

591 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 12:00 [Del]

bump today!

592 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 13:30 [Del]

I forgot to bump this thread the last time.

593 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 13:34 [Del]

>>589
A realistic combat simulator used by the JASDF to train recruits.

594 Name: DEAD VIPPER : 2009-08-09 18:31 [Del]

I was going to take a sip of cold water before going to bed, but no, Mr. big-ass-Australia-jumbo-spider is on the wall, and now I am doomed not to sleep for the next ninety minutes. Crap.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 18:53 [Del]

I'm posting using my DSi. Reminds me of the time I didn't have a laptop and had to use a PSP.

596 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 20:57 [Del]

>>593
No, the JASDF uses ysflight.

597 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 22:40 [Del]

It's so humid, goddammit.

598 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 05:10 [Del]

The Internet is deserted these days. It makes me sad.

599 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 08:58 [Del]

5:00pm; woke up at 2:00pm. already drunk.

600 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 09:47 [Del]

>>599
That's nice!

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