Vipping on 0% battery power.
F O E
I am cured.
My dog is snoring very loud. The lazy bum.
I'm in terrible stomach-ache, and I am also very hungry, but I can't eat anything because it hurts and it hurts because I'm hungry. I think I will starve to death.
Good night sweet VIPPERS I am off to sleep as I am about to collapse.
I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.
You are all now bu~ning manually.
I met a VIPPER today. He was learning Japanese so I approached him and asked MITON GA SUKI DESU KA and he said EEE...ARIMASEN. I believe that he was a VIPPER in disguise.
Are any VIPPERs going to Otakon? Even though it's unVIP.
I've just noticed that links.saovq works again
Just when I thought I could be a normal person like everyone else, everything falls apart again. Today I decided to go to Starbucks on the way to work (which I am at right now). I was nervous because I've been to Starbucks only twice before and it requires talking to people. I walked in and after debating in my head whether or not "grande" was pronounced granDAY or granDEE went up to the register. I said what I had been saying in my head over and over in preparation, "Hi I would like a granDAY coffee." He knew what I was talking about and said that will be some number under two dollars. I was excited. I didn't accidentally trip over the words and he understood me perfectly. It was like I was a regular person, a regular customer. I had prepared two dollars in advanced and was hoping the tax didn't cause the price to be over two dollars which meant I would have to fumble around in my wallet. I received my change and he quickly brought my coffee. I was smiling in my head at this point. I went over to the cream and sugar area and found the regular milk canister, I prefer regular milk. I slowly unscrewed it and began to pour it hoping nothing bad would happen like it suddenly releasing a tidal wave of milk all over the counter. Nothing came out, after fiddling with it for a while, nervous that I was doing something wrong, I found that it was actually empty. Somehow, and this is quite amazing, I managed to sum up the courage to say to the guy behind the counter, "Hi, I think this is out of milk or I'm doing it wrong." I said everything correctly and he, believing I knew what I was doing, immediately replaced the milk not even checking to see if I was being a retard. I was ecstatic at this point, two homeruns in such a short time period. I poured the milk in and then began adding sugar. I took a little coffee spinner and spun it really well. I took a coffee top (which usually I thought they gave you) and placed it on but then I remembered I should probably test it out first. I was overconfident at this point, normally I would not taste it with the coffee lid on as I would have to take the coffee lid back off and then add more stuff, making me look weird and holding up other people, maybe this was my downfall. All of the sudden a torrential downpour of coffee comes rushing down my hand and onto the floor. I had no idea what happened at the time. I did the only thing I knew how to do, I HURRIEDLY walked right out the door and ran away to an alley nearby, burning hot coffee spilling out onto my hand and the floor every step I took. I put the coffee down and crouched, inspecting it. I put on a lid that was too small and it caused a leak, or so I believe. I will never return to that Starbucks ever again.
The 4***n has gotten into VIP@world4ch. It is sad to see old friends die.
>>117
It had been there for a while unfortunately. What a mess our internet has become, huh?
>>118
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ BOOOON
here is funny internet,isnt it?
uha wwwwwwwww gigawalosu wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Boon, spelled backwards, is nooB
My Dad gave me some calligraphy brushes and ink. I have no idea how to use it. I love my Dad.
I am visiting for the first time today.
Hello.
I bought a mouse for my cat today. It gnawed through it's cardboard container on the train which does NOT allow pets and I had to kick it and then shove it back into the plastic bag. I have it triple sealed up in my apartment and I have no idea how long it will survive (or if it's dead already). I have to wait until tonight before I feed my cat it. Do you think it will survive?
I don't think you should be owning a cat, or any animal for that matter.
Well to those that were worried, the mouse was still alive and my cat loved it. The cat feasted upon its carcass, head first, and heartily crunched his bones.
Another Wednesday, another sleepless night, another math lecture at which I'll be sleepy.
My lover and I have can't seem to reconcile our thoughts about memory so we were wondering if VIPPERS could help give us new insight into it. I say that everyone accesses their memory through scanning. If someone wants to remember where they left their keys, he thinks back and recalls what he did a few hours ago/a day ago/ect. By tracing back to what his room looked like or what things he did after coming home, he remembers that he accidentally remembered them falling on the ground after he threw them onto the counter. I propose that he 'scans' his memory and goes through the experience of his memory to access it. My significant other disagrees and says that no one else does this. People try to remember something and then it instantly pops into their head. What do VIPPERS think? How do VIPPERS access their memory?
Of course, we both understand that people use different methods of remembering things for different situations. During an interrogation, the detainee is forced to think back or scan the specific event to recall exactly what happened. On the other hand, there have been times when I can't remember a word and I don't have an event (or specific memory) to recall it through, but the word still pops into my head randomly. I guess the question essentially becomes, do other VIPPERS actively and consciously remember things through a process or does it just pop into your heads. We're sure it's both, but which is more common or used more often? My significant other says that I have an unusual way of remembering things, but I think my significant other underestimates the amount of people who remember things the same way as I do.
I just gonna get some milk, I'll be right back.
Okay, I'm back.
This actually isn't the first time I've visited today, but I'd like to bump the thread anyway.
Has anyone thought of making a SAoVQ flash video? Similar to the 2ch ones?
I was not feeling very well today, so I decided to take a lift. Now, I cannot convey here how I feel about lifts. Let's say that I use them only as a last resort, even though I regularly have labs at seventh floor. It's a religious thing. So there I am, legs weary, the lift arrives with a DING!, I enter, there are two people already there. I reach out my hand as I try to remember where I have math so I can push the appropriate button, and then it happens. I realise that the math classroom is just on the first floor. I want to leave and take the stairs, I won't ride the lift just one floor. I turn back, but the door is slowly closing. It is too late to leave comfortably. It's over. My hope is dashed. I close my eyes, and prepare for the longest lift ride in my life...
I'm here relax everyone
I'm here to provide QUALITY.
today i learned from iranian films that "A real man isn't a sumuggler"
Before posting I sat staring out my window trying to think of what I did today. Then it dawns on me. I didn't do anything. Not a damn thing.
I did not do anything today either. Whats worse is that there's plenty of stuff I could and should do, but I don't do any of it, and then I complain about being bored.
I just installed the Safari 4 beta. It absolutely rapes text encoding. Damn it!
Something big is coming, nida
I've always wanted a Neo Geo Pocket Color ('A` )
THE PLEASURE OF oh sorry I thought this was somewhere else.
>>150
I always wanted a NeoCD.
A bunch of arcade machines would also suffice.
>>152
I want an Outrun cab. I know someday I'll break down and buy one.
Today, I was carrying a MASSIVE box with my friend, each of us holding it by one handle at one side, and we were going by bus, and we were leaving the bus, and we had to haul that thing out, so we grabbed it, and as we were halfway out (that it, I was out, and he was still it), the door began closing, in attempt to crush the package. It also wanted to clamp my arm so I got angry and feigned pain and growled terribly, prying the door open with my bare arms, but it was no use, the sliding door was trying to cut me in half, and I tried again, and bellowed even more, but still in vain, so I looked around and found the door opening button and with a gleeful blink in the eye I smashed it with my fist and the door was let loose and we were free.
And you'd think you live on the edge every day.
>>153
I've played the SUPER DELUXE 4-PLAYER OUTRUN 2 CAB before. Apparently there's only two of them in North America or something like that. SHIT WAS SO CASH.
I've been thinking about compiling the best, say, 36 tablecat wisdoms, and making about a calendar with them. A VIP QUALITY calendar.
I have discovered that SAoVQ has too little GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS.
I'm going to complain every two weeks, when I have to write a physics lab report. Consider yourself cursed, SAoVQ.
My computers fan is horribly loud
The last time I complained about it being Monday was in the last thread, near the end. I'll complain again. I hate Mondays.
I've been trying to change my major, and I've missed the second appointment I've made to do so in a row. I feel really bad.
I have nothing to add to this thread.
I just bought a new PCI USB host!
Four external usb ports, plus one internal makes this VIPPER a happy guy.
No more physics reports. Do you have any idea what this means? Well, you don't, it means NO
MORE
PHYSICS
REPORTS
!
>>165
Hmmm....I'm compelled to deduce you're trying to tell me something.
I also have two exams tomorrow. Do you have two exams tomorrow? I bet you don't.
I'm taking Differential Equations. Since I have no natural talent for math, it is moderately difficult for me.
Of course, the fact that I spend more time VIPPING than working probably has something to do with it...
Bumpy; don't like math do it any way. As little as statistically possible to pass.
I believe I made my third real friend today. A four-people buddy-group is very optimal, since you can split into two sub-groups, and there is never a member who cannot talk to anyone. But a six-people group would be too much, so I won't be making any more friends.
>>171
I stick with only one buddy, whom also has as little of a social life, as well as almost as much free time as I do. This means that we never have to worry about being apart if we don't want to, and we know alot more about each other that we would if there were four buddies.
Quick facts:
5 people is an odd sized group I must admit, but its nice to have a fifth person to settle retarded debates.
I have noticed that the domains table.cat and tablec.at are both still available.
I'd snatch the first one myself but then I would feel obligated to build a monument to tablecats at that address to justify the investment.
How does one feel without thinking? If I try to feel, I usually end up thinking about what I'm feeling. And then, suddenly, I'm back to only thinking.
I've been walking for six hours and fifteen minutes (save for ten minutes when I ate dinner (and met my OS professor, who was eating pancakes)), pillaging various shopping centres, looking for the perfect shirt and some bread. I have found neither. I don't think that either exists. And my legs hurt so much.
That Looney Tunes game, where you could play as Bugs Bunny (with carrots as ammo), some other guy, and that shy pig dude (with watermelons as ammo), SOMEONE MUST KNOW IT.
I think of things when I feel myself. Oh yeah.
>>177
All I can say is that the game is NOT Desert Demolition then.
I think that the third character was Taz. I need that game in the name of nostalgia.
My neighbour has moved out. Even though he was absolutely serious and adult, he will be missed.
I am in NYC for the World Science Festival.
Bumping from a neighbour's wireless
I spent the day getting stressed and missing appointments. I wish I had spent the day in bed or, better yet, VIPPING.
Tomorrow I am going to Aberdeen. I wonder what fun adventures I will have there?
Yes, I hate America. So? I don't see any problem. I embraced my communist soul long ago and am happy with my boyfriend (who is a cute marxist/leninist revolutionary!). We have a lot of friends in and outside of the party and I am pretty hairy and distrustful of kulaks.
But thanks anyway, asshole. Go and post your stupid flames while I agitate the lumpen-proletariat with my boyfriend.
We have a lot of European VIPPERS. I think this is a good thing, but I wish we could maybe get some Japanese VIPPERS or something.
>>188
I'm an adult male living in the Glorious Union of Eurolandia. I went to school and do stuff for money. I enjoy posting on anonymous discussion boards.
Maybe I've said too much. I hope you guys won't manage to track me down with all this information.
I had a dream, and in that dream, I had a cat.
I've grown bored of tea. I have water, ice, and lemon juice here what can I do (besides iced water with lemon juice)?
Write secret messages while drinking cold water!
My new toaster burned down. As in, you know, catching on fire, flames, and black soot on the carpet. Someone clearly doesn't want me to eat toasts.
I have not been VIPPING the past few days. I need to make up for this.
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