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I just broke the record for the least people caring about my birthday. It was just my grandma this year.
>>417
It sure is.
Also Sega Rally, Micro Machines, F-Zero X and Wipeout 2097 are pretty VIP.
>>423
You're three hours late, the record still stays. It's really weird, I actually don't mind it at all.
Would my fellow VIPPERS recommend that I get a Nico Nico account? So far I've been using the Nicovideo Redirector and it works pretty good, but it can be a bit flaky sometimes and you have to input a new url every time you want to see a new video. What are the perks of having an account and will I, with my extremely limited Japanese, even be able to enjoy them?
>>425
take five minutes of your time, sign up for a free account and BAM.
>>424
I understand and sympathize. I hate my birthday because no one ever remembers. However, we might do it to ourselves, my follow VIPPER. From my experience, people mention to others in passing that their birthday is coming up. I never mention it because it seems odd to do. If you mention that your birthday is coming up, than it always translates in my head as, "HELLO MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP. GIVE ME A PRESENT SO THAT I CAN SUPERFICIALLY FEEL LOVED."
Anyway, Happy Birthday my darling VIPPER.
Daigo vs Wong was fucking unbelievable.
I saw part of the 2 AA girls you posted and had to enter the thread to see the whole thing. And as I have to bump this thread everytime I visit I figured I post about that.
Also happy birthday SAoVQ!
>>429
They are quite attractive young AA girls with large breast indeed.
Today, I'm going to spend my entire day away from civilisation. I hope that my EEE and DSi help me to achieve this goal. See you in nine hours.
>>432
How large are we talking? Anything over a DD is too big for me.
>>433
I find everything over the size that Asian have in train rape movies too big.
A day outside and not minding the spider twenty centimetres above my head on a hammock has put forth the following question;
Dear VIPPER arachnophobes, how close can you comfortably get to a wild spider? And what if the spider is in a situation that ensures that we won't jump at you (glass or something)?
I depends. If I'm outside, pretty close, since I figure thats their territory and I've just got to work around them. If their inside my house I usually try to capture them and release them which involves getting close, but sometimes I'm to lazy to do that, in which case I prefer to use the spider spray so they don't fall on me and I don't have to feel them crunching under my fingers. If one gets on me though, inside or outside, I flip the fuck out.
Today I met Sir Reginald Cuthbert Qualitisimo III and he was very pleasant.
Oh my, I left my PlayAsia coupon in my real house. I hope the landlady will be nice enough to SMS (yeah, I said SMS, suck it, you texting Americans you!) it to me.
Currently VIPing on on my tablet.
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PARTY ON SAOVQ!
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I'll be the guy who sits alone in the corner while everyone else is having fun, okay?
Oh man, no, that looks too complicated, I can't do it...
Needs more AA Waha
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I'm the guy that spikes the punch. Just saying~
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I'm the guy who gets drunk and then talks about the nerdiest and most irrelevant stuff, and ends up scaring off the girls as a result.
Tomorrow I take my Calculus final exam. I am bad with math, and this is my third time taking this class. The final is half of my grade. I need a 65% on the test in order to pass the course. I've been studying, studying. I will report back when the deed is done. I am confident I can make that grade.
wwww this is funny internet?
Making my last post before I must take a 2 week "vacation" from the internet. Although, I will have my PSP. So maybe I can try and catch a wireless signal in between games of Blood Bowl. I'll miss you guys...
Are any VIPPERs going to Comiket (or Japan for that matter) in August?
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is it really a bump, if its already at the top of the page?
Akumajo Keikaku Doori.
>>467
I wish I could. I'll make lots of money and go for a week next year.
An astounding percentage of population utilises the software colloquially known as ``MSN''.
Ohhh I just 500GOT in a tablecat thread
So, my tonight's excuse for not finally learning PHP is playing Symphony of the Night.
I need to stop procrastinating
I was stuck at the beach for the past week without internet and tried out an arcade racing game entitled "Initial D" (specifically Arcade Stage V.1). ~30 USD later my save card is my most precious possession (it has Simone and Maya on it キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!).
>>477
I spent around 100-150 bucks on IDv3. That shit was so much fun.
weekend bumpan
It's cold.
It's rainy.
Not that I don't mind.
>>483
There were some monster downpours a couple hours ago. It was pretty awesome.
>>483-487
I don't like it when it rains because the worms might come out and then you try not to step on their fragile, disgusting bodies, but you accidentally do anyways and their insides gush out.
>>488
You mean spiders.
I don't like it when it rains because the spiders might come into your room and then you try not to notice their creepy, disgusting bodies, but you accidentally do anyways and you smash their guts out.
I like rain as it's good for fishing. Well, it's also pretty relaxing to listen to. In fact, I am now listening to the Animal Crossing rainy day theme while reminiscing about playing the game on rainy days.
Personally, I prefer the gloomy kind of rain. It's either spring or autumn, about 20 o'clock, and I walk along the desolate streets, see people runing the other way seeking cover from the banging rain. It's so beautiful.
EVERYON IMN THS THREAD IS A GAY NIGGAR FOR LIKING RAIn
We just had some more downpours today. It was like a whiteout, in rain form.
No more rain today. It was disappointing.
It rains in my soul.
It looks like it might rain here.
I'm in Scotland. When does it not rain?
It is raining and there is some thunder and lightning to go with it. It looks like it is going to be a miserable day out.
It's not raining god damn it why does the sun shine.
I am torn between my love of rain and my love of living in a desert prairie
Some guy is persistently ringing my door-phone, and it's like middle of the night, I'm so creeped out, oh god what will happen to me oh god.
>>503
Do you mean Gypsies playing their accordions? Yeah, I hear that.
I'm back after months of VIP-less living. I've missed you SAoVQ
My internal haemorrhage is not so internal after all; the toes neighbouring the sanguine one are blood-stained.
It's hot and muggy in here. Time to head out.
I just read 227 forum pages about how things are in prisons.
>>509
Oh, indeed. Unfortunately, it is not in English, and half of the culture is about the vocabulary. But now I know:
Never touch the key.
And in the night, a lower- or middle-caste member may sneak up to one of the sleeping higher-casters and touch him with a toilet brush to assimilate him to his lower caste. wwwww
I guess i must post
I guess I won't be able to read it then.
>>512 was me saying the opposite by accident.
>>510
I would like for you to go into more detail. This might be helpful.
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