Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 5] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-18 10:27 [Del]

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617 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 09:56 [Del]

I'm bored.

618 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 15:21 [Del]

ƒΦelcome to SaoVQ

Please don't stay long.

619 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 17:10 [Del]

>>618
Omega!

620 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 17:18 [Del]

>>619

( EƒΦE)½ƒΏ I carry around an alpha with me too.
( EƒΏE) See?

621 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 20:31 [Del]

It's half past midnight, so now I can post here again.

622 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 05:52 [Del]

I've been waiting for a game, and I got sent the wrong one. I am so angry.

623 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 08:32 [Del]

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624 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 08:39 [Del]

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625 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 09:37 [Del]

QVoAS

626 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 18:31 [Del]

>>625
aohw

627 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 19:13 [Del]

Title : LA-MULANA
Genre : Action Archaeological Ruins Exploration
Release Date : November 2009

That has to be the coolest genre name.

628 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 21:48 [Del]

Never heard of it, however that genre does in fact intrigue me...

629 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 22:04 [Del]

>>628
La-Mulana is an amazing and vicious freeware game. Shouldn't be too hard to find it. That right there coming out in November is the WiiWare remake and it's making me froth.

Shiren 3, this and the Homebrew Channel are gonna justify me buying a Wii.

630 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 07:44 [Del]

Hey guys, what's with the underlined letters in the banners? And why SAonQ?

631 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 08:07 [Del]

>>630
It's been there for some time now. Nida is still a threat.

632 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 12:22 [Del]

I believe that I just had the biggest fit of anger since I remember.

633 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 15:48 [Del]

>>632
u mad

634 Post deleted by moderator.

635 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-16 05:00 [Del]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

636 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-16 08:02 [Del]

Now I'm going to be angry at not knowing that hides behind >>634‍-san.

637 Post deleted by user.

639 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-17 11:35 [Del]

640 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 05:13 [Del]

641 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 06:23 [Del]

>>640

>worst
>lumberjack

no way

642 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 06:53 [Del]

>>640

>parole officer
>14th best

Not a chance. Seriously. I refuse to believe the bit about lumberjacks also.

643 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 08:11 [Del]

That list has clearly been compiled in reverse order. The lumberjack thing goes without saying, but dairy farmer as second worst? Think about it - dairy farmers get to own HUNDREDS of cows. That is awesome.

EMTs get to ride in ambulances. Roustabouts have an super-manly name and work on oil rigs. Child care workers play with lolis all day. Firefighters are pretty much superheroes.

Although the mistake is a major one and really should have been caught, it's also a very simple one, and depending the circumstances was perhaps easily made.

644 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 15:55 [Del]

I don't see what's wrong with seaman. My Dad is one, and he has enough money to warrant me a future without the need for a job, and he also keeps a stash of the Kikkoman Sauce handy.

645 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 16:08 [Del]

Being an Astronomer would pretty such suck, really.

Also people with philosophy degrees that don't have rich parents end up unemployed. I really liked philosophy in Highschool and got an A at higher, but I avoided doing it at university after seeing how hard it was to get a job with that degree.

646 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 00:01 [Del]

>>645
WOW AN A IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL? WAS IT AT LEAST HARDER THAN GETTING AN A IN HOME EC? OR SHOP?

647 Post deleted by user.

648 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 03:48 [Del]

>>646
VIPPER, where's your quality? Calm down, we are a big family here.

649 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 06:08 [Del]

>>646

Well, sorry for enjoying the subject. I don't exactly know how I managed to offend you but there's no need for that. And I ended up not doing philosophy and doing something completely different instead, why are you so mad?

Did you pursue a career in physics, maths or engineering, just out of interest?

650 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 15:49 [Del]

Most of the "best" jobs sound boring. At least the "worst" jobs are adrenaline pumping, and can be dangerous. Not to mention most of the "worst" jobs get paid quite a bit for what they do.

I wonder where fucking retail sales associate fell on the list?

651 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 16:29 [Del]

I just read a doujin where one character raped another, using another doujin by the same publisher as a guide. It's like I have been slashed to death with the shards of the broken fourth wall.
Wow.

652 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-20 07:47 [Del]

>>651
wwwwwwwwwwwww

653 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-20 09:12 [Del]

>>651
With a story like that, I believe you're obligated to give us a link.

654 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-20 16:47 [Del]

I am so stressed now because I don't understand Japanese and I interpreted the pictures and it might turn out that I misunderstood oh god oh god oh god

Original
The second one

655 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-21 07:45 [Del]

I should pursue a career in hypnotism and homeopathics.

656 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-21 08:11 [Del]

I should pursue my post-man, who managed not to deliver any of the three packages I'm waiting for.

657 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-21 12:40 [Del]

>>654
Relax, VIPPER, you simply cannot go wrong with Love Hina ero manga.

658 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-21 13:38 [Del]

>>654
Stop that worrying and believe in yourself, VIPPER.

I only read a couple of pages but I can't help wondering if he just couldn't be bothered to write new dialogue.

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660 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-21 22:00 [Del]

>>659
We just might.

661 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-22 14:48 [Del]

I left my whiteboard at my real home, and I am unable to plan anything. Oh, man.

662 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-22 15:48 [Del]

I got soaked by the evening rain.
It would've felt better if it was a touch warmer.

663 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-23 07:18 [Del]

Sorry, I accidentally bumped another thread before this one. I won't do it again, promise!

664 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-23 10:57 [Del]

I saw a young loli bearing a shirt that read "VIP to GOD" today.

665 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-23 19:48 [Del]

a panda carries out and is w.

667 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-24 07:26 [Del]

>>664
That took me a few minutes to puzzle out since I don't think of the acronymic meaning of 'VIP' anymore. Thanks, SAoVQ!

668 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-24 08:40 [Del]

nothing to do.

669 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-24 10:17 [Del]

>>668
Play Hideo Kojima's POLICENAUTS.

670 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-24 10:58 [Del]

>>669
Yeah, I noticed an English patch got released yesterday. I'm downloading it now, can't wait to play it.

671 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 00:09 [Del]

672 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 08:28 [Del]

I went to sleep at 10 PM and woke up at 8 AM and I am still tired.

673 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 08:42 [Del]

>>672
I know your pain, VIPPER. I bet you sleep about six hours every night, right? Then, no matter how long you sleep, you get sleepy after a while.

674 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 09:33 [Del]

VIPPING at my new job! I love getting a salary to do shitty web development and screw around in photoshop!

675 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 11:00 [Del]

>>671
This is truly VIP.

676 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 11:59 [Del]

i'll try policenauts, thanks vipper!

677 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 14:26 [Del]

You know VIPPERs, I really love you guys. Please don't stop posting. I have a lot of fun hanging out here.

678 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 14:46 [Del]

How difficult would it be to make a knock off Nicovideo for VIP Quality use?

679 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 14:55 [Del]

I really love >>677 in an anonymously platonic way.

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681 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 15:40 [Del]

>>677,679
I love you both, and every other VIPPER here. And I'm also feeling like >>677.

682 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 17:18 [Del]

Has anyone ever replied to themselves in a thread and not realize they are talking to themselves?

683 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 18:01 [Del]

The feeling when your eyes want to sleep, but your mind doesn't. Perhaps it's too excited. Perhaps your eyes have gone haywire. But your eyes hurt so much that you have to lie down, and lay there for an hour, eyes closed, unable to sleep. THen you wake up, and the cycle repeats.

684 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 18:14 [Del]

>>682
Can't say I have.

685 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 18:17 [Del]

Last night, I had a nightmare for the first time in years.

686 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-25 22:31 [Del]

I am really starting to despise this new "I'm a nerd but I'm really cool too let me prove it to you" culture. I can't escape it. Why can't nerds just be regular people with nerdy hobbies rather than nerdy people trying to act cool or tough in gimmicky, obvious ways. Does this annoy anyone else?

687 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 03:23 [Del]

>>686
I believe that I don't know what you're talking about.

688 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 04:44 [Del]

>>686
It's easy to prove whether someone is a real nerd or not, though.

Find their area of nerdiness then ask them about it. Gamer nerds will not list Super Mario Bros or Call Of Duty as their favourite games, music nerds are not huge into indie pop or post-rock, comic nerds will probably not list a major character as their favourite, but if they do, they will know a hell of a lot about that character.

If someone says their a birdwatcher, then there's not even any need to go into it. You just know.

689 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 08:53 [Del]

September has to be the best month.

690 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 09:20 [Del]

I had this dream where I was fighting some badguy and I punched him in the face. Suddenly I woke up and realized I punched the wall.

691 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 09:32 [Del]

>>688

> If someone says their a birdwatcher, then there's not even any need to go into it. You just know.

Dunno about that, one time I met a "birdwatcher" who kept namedropping shit like birds of paradise but when we got into detail all he could really talk about was the American sparrow.

692 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 15:19 [Del]

I want to watch a drama about a single, working-class Japanese man, and his trials and tribulations. Does such a thing exist?

693 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 18:44 [Del]

I saw a girls' t-shirt at Giant Tiger that says "I have OED - Obsessive Edward Disorder" ('A`)

694 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-26 19:28 [Del]

>>690

One time I had this dream I was eating a piece of bread. I woke up the next instant due to a sharp pain in my thumb and I realized I had tried to eat my thumb while dreaming. The worse part was I slept on my arm funny so my hand was numb, but I bit down so hard it still hurt.

There was also the time I had this dream where I was beating the shit out of this really annoying kid in my class. I was like, 6 and sleeping with my mom that night and I flung my arm out and smacked her right in the middle of her face.

695 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-27 12:37 [Del]

>>691
How do you tell an American Sparrow from a Common Sparrow?

696 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-27 17:27 [Del]

>>695
My guess is that it depends on the number of times it must flap its wings in order to lift a coconut.

697 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 09:55 [Del]

hello vippers!

698 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 12:03 [Del]

I keep looking for a job but can't find one. I don't want to go to college.

Am I a NEET?

699 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 12:13 [Del]

>>697
Hello! Are you having a bad day? Can we have a bad day together?

700 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 17:42 [Del]

I woke up in the form of a giant roach today, I think this is the only post I'll be able to make until my sales supervisor comes looking for me.

701 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 18:30 [Del]

>>698
Somewhat.

702 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 18:33 [Del]

VIPPING in the shade~ and sipping a smoothie from the bar~

I can't settle on a final class to sign up for this semester. What should I take?

703 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 18:52 [Del]

>>702
VIP 101

704 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-28 19:54 [Del]

I'm so tired and it's not even 10PM... ('A`)

705 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-29 03:16 [Del]

The school starts in three days, and I will be at the inauguration in my high-school and I will meet my high-school-mates, and I will be so happy. And then I will still have a month of summer break and I will hang out with friends and chill and totally relax.

706 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-29 11:07 [Del]

I wonder who is the oldest VIPPER here. Sometimes I get pleasant images of a 60-year-old veteran vipping from his sofa, sipping tea, and browsing a newspaper.

707 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-29 12:31 [Del]

>>706
I have wondered this too.

708 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-29 13:23 [Del]

Hay guise. :3

709 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-29 23:42 [Del]

>>706
I'm 22. I feel pretty old. ('A` )

710 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 04:14 [Del]

>>709
I am also 22 and will be 23 in less than a week. 22-23 seems to be the upper limit for how old people are in a lot of website communities. It makes me feel really old (ί„Dί)

711 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 05:37 [Del]

>>706
I'M 28
SON OF A BITCH TEENAGER
TEENAGER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT WEB FORUMS?
DO YOU WANT USENET WAREZ?
TEENAGER IS PIG DISGUSTING
MYSPACE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NEWFAGS

712 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 06:23 [Del]

>>711
Sir, this is Quality Control, please come with me.

713 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 06:42 [Del]

>>712
Don't "sir" me, whippersnapper! I'm 28, I'm not old!

help, help, i'm being repressed

714 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 07:38 [Del]

I think I had a dream about meeting a elderly white haired VIPPER, though he may have been an elderly white haired <something else unlikely>, I don't remember too clearly. But anyway he had an old car with a picnic hamper on the luggage rack and we had a tea party and either way he seemed like he would fit in here.

715 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 12:53 [Del]

will the ancient council of true original VIPPERs please stand up

716 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-30 15:50 [Del]

>>715
I can't even remember how long I've been browsing this site for.

Before I came here I used to post a bit on DQN and /VIP/, but I didn't spend anywhere near as much time in those places as I do here.

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