Here's to making Part 7 the best one!
Ah, I had a great time with you VIPPERs, but I've grown a lot since Part 6 and I think it's time for me go out in the world and make something of myself. I'll miss you all!
Don't leave, VIPPER! We can still share lots of great times together! But please, don't leave. I'd hate to see you going...
>>5
Nothing wrong with simultaneous making something of yourself and VIPPING! That's what I'm doing now.
I completely forget about these threads. I never bump them. What a bad VIPPER I am.
>>10
It's true! I shall back be making further efforts to support this thread hence forth.
Early bumping and VIPPING.
It came!!!!!
I do my best VIPPING in the early morning, you see.
Another bump, another thread.
Early Afternoon VIPPING. I'm in my dressing gown, but I was fully dressed 4 hours ago. It's been a weird day.
I'm doing some Morning VIPPING myself. I had Monday free thanks to MLK Day, but now it's back to the grind again...
Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end
Morning VIPPING during a storm~
VIPPING at 0300 in the morning when I have work today. Why VIP so early? Well lil miss VIP took her midterm and I wanted to congratulate her from the other side of the world.
浅川さん、どうぞお安らかに
（；ω；）
Part 7: Steel B-UN Run
I have a test in ~30 minutes.
I want to die.
Posting before I have to take stupid amounts of notes.
Good luck with the test, >>26!
I need to keep translating, but I simply can't find enough motivation to do so. My deadline is tight as fuck. orz
Today, I am taking a train to my home town, and then I come back after two hours, making my daily train time over five hours. A hard day ahead for sure.
Viktori! Do you see my bump?
Oh no I was absent for a few days and missed the swan song of thread 6 ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
Good morning, VIPPERs!
おはよう
I have been able to ゆっくりしっていてね and I feel great
>>22
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1263931349/l50
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1249186904/360
Carrying out a bunch of ws at this sequence of posts.
>>39
And that's why, you never post directly to your lover on a BBS.
But, but... I wuv her!
I wonder who Lil' Miss VIPPER is... because I've seen VIPPER talk about her in a few threads...
Ugh, all of this identification of VIPPERs is getting to be a bit much. Come on guys, where's your quality?
>>44
Agreed. Daddycool has asked me to remind everyone that a post on SAOVQ does not a VIPPER make. Let's all mediate on this for a while before he refunds your payments.
I just got back from a two mile walk to the grocery store at 8-something AM where which I purchased four loaves of jalapeno cheesey bread. Time to make an awesome sandwich.
Vipping from a new computer. I hope it is VIP-compliant.
My first bump of the new thread! May it be VIPPER than the last.
b
（ ￣з￣）
Still enjoying this amazing cheesey bread....
Bumping and hungry.
I would like to have one friend with whom I can discuss everything rather than three complementary friends.
>>57
I feel your pain. It's a bit like hunting for a khezu and you didn't bring a map or psychoserum; AND HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BULLFANGO? You try to run away from it as quick as possible, but it mauls you and you lose almost half of your life. So you zone out and step into another area, but OH FUCCCCCK there are those annoying as fuck cats! And one of them takes your last potion and you're running around trying to find a monster you can't even beat because you don't have any supplies so you hit start and you quit the quest like a little mother fucking pansy. And you go to bed all shobon, but tomorrow is another day, VIPPER and another opportunity to make friends and kill monsters.
Touhou is fun. I am glad I stopped being lazy and finally downloaded the goddamn thing.
I had a dream in which my favourite maths professor was a VIPPER, and he would bu~un from one end of the blackboard to the other.
Plop, she goes
The anime is pretty shitty. The book is good (and more realistic) though, but he's still not really that much of a hiki. More just socially awkward, depressed and has the bad habit of using the internet to buy legal drugs which he then takes in huge doses as a means of escapism.
All I remember about Welcome to the NHK is that I want to rub the author's shiny, shiny, bald head and I'm not sure that really counts.
His head is really quite fantastically shiny.
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＿＿＿ （ ´∀｀） ＜ BLASTING OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
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∴ c ≈ 69 posts / 7 days ≈ 9.86 posts / day
∴ E = mc^2 ≈ m(97.21 posts squared per day squared)
∴ the energy in one kilogram of matter is 97.21 kilogram posts squared per day squared, which for convenience we shall term 1 daddycool.
>>72
I like to imagine traveling at a daddycool because it is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.
>>73 If daddycool was a brand of automobile I would use it often.
Shit soup technique
I had a cuddle foursome... someone besides my date also began reaching into my pants.
I still love you guys.
We're close to 100,000 hits.
This VIPPER is hungry
Hello, I come to you with a true story about poop:
I fostered a cat over the summer with my significant VIPPER. I named it Time Travel and it was the dumbest cat I've ever met. It didn't know how to drink from a running water fountain type bowl or understand how to scratch the catnip infused scratching post.
When we were purchasing supplies, our pet supply store advised us to wait a few days before putting the swing door on the litterbox. We waited about a week in order to make sure Time Travel became accustomed to the apartment. And then we put the swing door on. We even placed him in the litterbox with the door to show him how to walk in and out of it. We assumed he understood. After a day, we had noticed that he hadn't pooped yet, but we didn't think much of it. We joked that he must be constipated. In the middle of the night, significant VIPPER dreamed that TT pooped in the bathtub. I laughed while significant VIPPER went to pee. Significant VIPPER came running back. Time Travel had actually pooped on the bathtub.
('ｰ`)
THE END
Hello, I come to you with another true story about poop:
I believe this story to be 100% true despite not being able to confirm the validity of it. My last roommate worked at a very high end clothing store and she heard this story from one of her managers. Apparently another manager, whom my roommate liked, went out to a club. The manager met a guy and he brought her back to his apartment. The next morning, the man had to leave early for work, but he told her to take her time getting up and to remember to lock the door behind her. After he left, she had the urge to take a HUGE poop. Although she was uncomfortable with making brown on some stranger's apartment, we still released her bowels with full force into the toilet. The manager went to flush, but it did not flush (Note: This is not unusual; the apartment was in an older part of the city). And so she began to panic; she didn't know what to do. She found a plastic bag, scoped out her poop and laid it on the kitchen counter. She was going to take the evidence with her. The manager quickly finished getting ready and walked out the door. However, at the last minute, she remembered the poop and turned around, but it was too late and the door closed right in front of her. She never heard from him again.
（ ´∀｀）
THE END
VIPPING at 1920x1200 on a $1k monitor I didn't pay for
I guess I gotta put the cat on the table with regard to the matter of my compensation. This pissed-off thing ain't going to work out.
It's so very cold and I wish a cute girl would hug me.
A cute girl, in the snow, with mittens
I'm cold and I want mittens. Where the FUCK did my mom put my mittens.
>>87
Well I don't have a story as good as you but I once pooped on myself in a bathroom stall. Someone put saran wrap over the toilet bowl.
Wow...
I woke up today and I was surprised to find a stray cat on my table. It is not sitting on my lap and making typing hard. w's were carried out.
When it was raining, I stuffed my new mittens in my back pocket and ran out the door in a hurry to get to class. It was pouring. I ran as fast I could do the bus stop.
When I finally got on the bus, soaked, I reached for my mittens. There was only one.
I'm sorry.
Think of it this way, >>101. Whoever found your mitten now shares a life-bond with you!
I REFUSE TO POST IN THIS THREAD
I REFUSE TO POST IN THIS THREAD
I got a new chair and I like it very much.
I'm going to Red Lobster! My life has meaning again ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
I wish I understood how fonts in X.org work. Every time I try to install Mona I just get frustrated and browse the site with Firefox in Windows instead.
>>111
With 20 different subsystems made by typography-hating political activists in the 70's.
Is the issue that you don't understand how to, or that it refuses to work?
If it's the latter, on the mac, the only way I had success using Mona was with this: http://heanet.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/monafont/monafont-mac-2.22.zip
Have you tried it?
There is also a version of 2.22 in a tar.bz2 archive, it might work better for you.
>>109
I did, and even made the birthday singers sing for Gordon Freeman!
I think I drank too much...
I am going back to class tomorrow.
I am up very late and I need to be awake very early. These time boundaries are beginning to encroach upon one another
I haven't eaten in 26 hours and I'm not even hungry.
2 Job Interviews tomorrow... maybe I'll stop being a NEET!
>>119
I couldn't do this. I'd die if I didn't have breakfast. ( ゜Д゜)
I started a to-do list and ended up with just a post-it on my monitor saying "oh shit"
>>121
I don't have time in the morning so I eat breakfast only during weekends, and I haven't seen it affect me in the last two years.
I don't eat breakfast. Or other meals for that matter. I will get maybe a bag of chips a day.
>>122
That's VIP. Also, if you don't have time for breakfast in the morning, eat a Nutrigrain bar or something in your car on the way to school/work whatever.
I don't have time to eat in the morning either so my first meal of the day is usually lunch. This is in direct contrast to my childhood when I could and would eat breakfast, but wouldn't eat lunch.
At least I'll always have dinner! ヽ(´▽`)/
I eat breakfast foods around lunchtime, lunch foods around dinnertime, and dinner food around 2am. I get comments on my scheduling, but I work in the afternoon, and don't wake up in the mornings until around ~11:30 to 12, due to staying up till 4am on IRC. This will all have to change during summer session, when I got back to school.
winter is ruining the skin on my hands and face ('A`)
>>112
I realize now that it is impossible to render mona in links -g especially in un-VIP cygwin but thank you for your help anyway
I got my VIPmas gift in the mail! It's Christmas all over again!
I'm still in love with that jalapeno cheesey bread :3
The bump thread moves fast these days, doesn't it~
ATTENTION PEOPLE:
I'M EATING A BAGEL.
I have an exam in three days and I just can't get myself to care.
Any VIPPERs in Florida going to Orlando Anime Day?
Consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position with a condom on a bed with the lights turned off.
There, I said it.
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Bookstore! Bookstore!
⊂彡
I wish I could employ a VIPPER going to Japan in the next two weeks to get me some Japanese chocolate.
>>137
I'm a VIPPER in Florida heading for Orlando on the weekend of March 19th! When is this "Orlando Anime Day" scheduled for? I might attend if I'm in the area. I could wear my most VIP shirt.
>>138
And you can spend some time in the tanasinn chamber, friend.
>>140
Japanese snacks are definitely VIP. I would like to try some strawberry covered cheetos
It was this Saturday only. Honestly you didn't miss much. It was very small. Microscopic you might say. The dealers room was only 3000 square feet, so there was only like 6 booths. It was underwhelming.
However I still had fun, and took a few pictures of cosplayers.
Harblin' warblers
I am eighteen today.
I feel like there's some VIP in this amazing USB hub.
My god, you could fit 80 pairs of UBS mittens on there. That's 160 warm mittens waiting for cold hands!
A fellow VIPPER and I went to a coffee shop. We attempted to mingle and talk to cool people. Instead we ended up just really enjoying about four different varieties of blended coffees.
>>146
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I'm in a weird variant of the legs-on-the-desk position that looks like I'm going to break my leg with a slightest move.
The worst thing about being self-employed is the constant workplace sexual abuse from my boss.
>>153
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND BAD AT ALLLLLL.
>>151
You, sir, have magnificent tits. I wish DaddyCool was my Daddy
The exam is in three hours and, despite VIPPER's tries, I still don't care.
VIPPER, I had a depressing experience with someone my age, maybe 20 or so.
As I departed from the first bus on the way home he casually began talking with me about the short, gritty man almost immediately ahead.
"Every time I see that guy I miss the bus. It could be a sign." His eyes were innocent as he spoke and his face stern, but I mistook his motivation for a jab at humor and responded in jest.
"Oh, yeah? He's a fuckin' black crow, man." I waited for a spirited response which these retorts usually give. However he only continued staring, expecting more, looking up to me for some advice on the matter. A child's glare. I began to feel the great disconnect occurring within his deluded perceptions, (made worse by my careless) and also the conversation itself.
He spoke once more, laconically, leaving the weight of this problem to bear entirely upon my own shoulders. "Really?"
My heart lurched forward.
Was he high? Of course I studied his gaze, the eyeballs themselves, his demeanor. Nothing overly unusual. Hands tucked out of casual insecurity within the sweater's pocket. With reasonable certainty I supposed the condition to be one he lived with daily.
It then dawned fully that not only was he genuinely shaken by the thing, but that I had unwittingly been coerced into the role of something like a big brother figure, of someone protective in an endearing way. Sympathy quickly assumed control of all thought and action. I couldn't let him go on being disturbed or troubled by this. I had to help this person who had become so important in such a short span.
"No. It's a coincidence. They happen a lot. It's alright." Meager at best, but if I affect his senses then there will be ample room to speak.
Relief showed above the brow as tension eased. At this point we were stationary, halted by the orthogonal flow of traffic.
"So I shouldn't worry about it?"
"That's right. Don't worry." The overhead lights flashed green and I began to cross.
He said, "Okay," but I almost heard this as an exclamation, so much better was he now. With the situation at such an abrupt conclusion I met a loss for anything more. My work was done. I comforted him. We traversed the remainder of the way together, then sat at the same stop.
Shortly after he walked meaningfully across the street to the convenience store for a quick purchase before the bus arrived. It came as he returned and I was nearly in the doorway when he approached me for the second time. I turned, curious. He held a rectangular box midway between us, obviously an offering. A closer look noted them to be chocolate-dipped strawberries. But my usual apathy had overcome me by then and I thought nothing but to politely deny the present.
I can't even finish writing the rest in an appealing way. He took up a seat farther down from mine and began asking anyone he saw to share the chocolates. I'm going to go cry I'm so sad fuck fuck fuck why did I not at least eat with him
>>157
I often wish I had the courage to hug random (and harmless) strangers who just look so sad.
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( ソ ／ ノ／ ／／| ／ （ ヽノ （ ヽノ ／⌒ヽ /⌒ヽ
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レ .レ レ′ ﾉ>ノ .ﾉ> >
レﾚ′ .ﾚﾚ′
Been playing a bunch of MAG. I didn't think too much of it at first, but the game really grows on you once you figure out the mess.
I'm terminally bored - What can I do VIPPERS ?
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（６ | ＼ ･ 丿（ ･ /| >>166 ARE YOU BLIND? YOU'RE GOING ON A HANGING ROLLERCOASTER WITH A FRIEND.
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I'll never forget the last episode of Lucky Star. I had been waiting for so long for them to do the dance; patiently sitting, waiting, knowing it was coming. My life was consumed by it and it was all I had left. Now, finally, I have experienced it and there is no more need for living and breathing. My existence is complete. I have reached a level of enlightenment beyond nirvana or any so called inner peace. Buddah could only dream. After waiting for over twenty four long, arduous weeks, I have finally been able to witness the greatest moment in the history of anime, no.........mankind. I have seen the enhanced Lucky Star dance. I remember sitting through the episode, in the darkness of my room, sweating and shivering. It was calling to me; I could feel it. Its force. Its presence. Its being. Talking to me, conversing with my mind and body. Calling to me, in a voice both heavenly and seductive. It wanted me and I wanted it. We were being drawn together. The episode continued to play on. The talk of the cheer-leading routine stirred me. This was it. I knew it was coming. Everything I had been hoping for this entire anime season, all anime seasons, and every waking second of my life was about to peak into one condensed explosion of pure euphoria. And I was ready to receive it.
Then they began the dance. I stared, at first, completely devoid of any possible emotion. As I watched their delicate, rhythmical bodies moving along with the music, my eyes were glued and stayed that way. I was perplexed and amazed. A wave of undescrible emotions passed through me. The world around me was spinning. The meaning of life and the entire history of man and the universe and everything before and after and to be flashed before my eyes. It was the most amazing experience of my life. Both orgasmic and purifying, soul tearing and unifying. Then it ended. I looked to the floor and noticed I was now in midair, hovering five feet above the ground. I have no need for worldly possessions. I know everything and need nothing. I completely understand the universe. I have reached Lucky Enlightenment.
>>168
Considering "**The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie." as the yardstick to judge all anime kopipe, I can only rate this ⊂二.
I absolutely LOVE Secret Area of Vip Oekaki.
I LOVE it.
It helps me when I feel lonely.
Why are there tons of posts at random times?
>>173
Because the VIP is a cool place to chill and relax. We don't need to be punctual about our posting.
>>173
Because unlike users of other forums/BBS VIPPERs often have previous engagements!
Yeah, like playing the latest CAVE SHOOTER.
Today is the day this particular VIPPER is happy. The best thing about being miserable all the time is that you can truly enjoy days like this one.
Passion Pit? Coding?? SANDWICHES?! Now THAT'S a VIP QUALITY day!
Actually, today is such a great day that I will bump this thread twice. That's right, two bumps in one day.
lol ducks are shit
Speaking of the law, I found $5 worth of weed on the ground.
:>
:<
Really, I will never understand women.
I want to be a VIPPER and I want to get BU-N'd
I was listening to the local news, and they were saying about an incident where four horses entered a frozen lake and the ice cracked and the horses drowned. How poetic.
I FEEL ALRIGHT I FEEL ALRIGHT FEEL ALRIGHT FEEL ALRIGHT CRAZY SAXAPHONE
I FEEL ALRIGHT!
So how is everyone else?
I am waiting for a dfriend to come online so we can have a VIP QUALITY day, so I am very excited!
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
Really, I dont think that anyone knows what a masterpiece this website is. Fun? yes. Endless Fun? not yet, but it could be with the proper financial backer. For now just keep going one quarter at a time, and when my big hoopy musical group(which happens to have a song called saovq we made in 2001) gains its highest attenuation and we are rich beyond mere quaters I will come back and fund you little adventure.
>>195
I apologized for using VIP memes off the board. I didn't think people would be able to trace it back to here.
My mother wants to talk to me on Skype.
I live with my mother.
>>198
My only question was, why on earth would you post it there of all places? Who holds your loyalty, VIPPER? Is it DaddyCool or is it someone else.
>>200
It is Daddy Cool, I traded him my self respect and intellect for VIP coins, but I get so VIP sometime that when I visit some image boards I accidentally BU~N in happiness that people start to look into what the fuck I am doing. On the plus side, I found a female VIPPER this way and I am very happy, on the downside, quality has gone away.
I'LL BUMP THIS THREAD, SEXILY.
I'll bump, but just a little ;)
I have posted.
F O E
Almost at 100k hits
"bill we are not together"
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove coffee.
I'm having a déjà vu.
Back when I was a freshman in high school, I was friends with this person who, looking back, was borderline psychotic. They told me about all these friend they had who lived out of state/town and had all kinds of drama in their life. They even went so far as to create fake myspace profiles of these people and friend me using these accounts and talk to me.
Have any other VIPPERS had experiences with crazy people?
I have class tomorrow, we were supposed to read half of Frankenstein and make chapter notes, but I have had a lot of other work to do. As thus I have not started.
Kabemp
I'm not watching the Superbowl, but I will eat and drink as if I were.
Wait, today was the super bowl? I completely missed it, and by "it" I mean Animal Planets vastly superior Puppy Bowl.
But seriously, they didn't talk about much this year, did they?
>>217
I don't think they were crazy so much as just melancholy and hyperactive. I've done some pretty elaborate things just to fool people.
>>217
How'd you find out they were fake?
I knew a Japanese kid in middle school who was obsessed with The Matrix, always drew violent stick figure cartoons, hated girls, would pretend to shoot people all the time, y'know, typical crazy middle schooler stuff. Then one day he went too far and wrote down a hit list of people he didn't like. A teacher found it and he had to go to the guidance counselor several times to have some special talks.
I really didn't think much of it back then; it always seemed like he was just joking, in his own bizarre way. Good thing that all happened before the V-tec shooting though, who knows how much counseling he would have to go through
>>224
He was Japanese, you say? Perhaps you met a VIPPER in the making.
>>226
Sir, I am afraid that you have to come with me.
I am bumping this thread, and no one can stop me.
I will attempt to stop you, but I know it is fruitless, since I mispelled "sage" and I'm too lazy to fix it.
What... What do we do if we're not sure if we've posted in the census thread? I don't think I have, and I scanned all the posts but didn't see anything that looked like mine, but still...
What's going on?
I keep forgetting to bump this thread when I visit
So I'll make up for it with a double bump
I am trapped in a snowstorm with very little food in my apartment, but I will draw from Daddycool's strength to help me survive.
Over the last couple of days I've only slept an hour or so, and I spent a lot of last night and this morning watching Peep Show, which uses almost exclusively point of view shots. Later in the day, as I sat looking out of the train window, waiting for it to leave the station, one of the actors from Peep Show walked past, looking exactly like he does in the show.
It was more than a little weird; for a few seconds I just did not know what the hell was going on and whether this was real or what. The person I was with saw him as well so I'm fairly sure he wasn't a hallucination, but I still can't be sure I'm not dreaming this or that I'm not a character in a TV show.
<&Wik> my hands smell like blood and semen
>>238
Was it Jez or Mark? On a related note, I can't wait until the new season comes out
>>238
This is incredible. I think I would have pooped myself. Peep Show is an amazing show. With that said, I refuse to watch anything else they did because they would stop being Mark and Jez.
Having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
It's 3:05 AM. I'm going to start contemplating maybe sleeping.
I need to stay up until 3AM, I do not normally do this.
+｡('∀'＊)+｡
como esta
A bathrobe over deep blue pyjamas is definitely the most VIP of my indoor attires.
WHY IS IT SNOWING IN TEXAS GODDAMN
BU-N
I am going to be sad when I finish Tony Daniel's "Metaplanetary" because he is a relatively rare book author here, or so I've gathered from my frequent bookshop trips. It's the first of a trilogy （ ´A｀）
I just finished watching the opening ceremonies for the Olympics. Good job, Canada, that was a good show.
Σ(゜Д゜;) WE'RE ALMOST AT 100,000 HITS
Does anyone else wake up with a terribly dry feeling is hid mouth?
Yes cotton mouth is not cool. I imagine horses wake up like that everyday of their wretched disgusting lives.
"You're going down the drain", said VIPPER as he reached for the flush lever, "motherfucker".
Soon, the only thing he could see were the futile arachnoid attempts at staying afloat and keeping away from the consuming vortex.
Insulting spiders while slaying never gets old. At least not in my house.
>>263
I have been getting dry throat for the past three days. It's been miserable, terribly sore.
100,000 GET
Thank you to the kindly hip guy in the sci-fi section of that used bookstore who gave me the dollar I needed to buy Tony Daniel's "Superluminal".
I have a very VIP boyfriend for Valentines, he is super cute!
♥Thank you Miss VIPPER for being you♥
So far all attempts at finding a significant other have failed.
Thank you for being you, even though you didn't respond to my e-mail yesterday since you probably have better things to do today than returning some no-life's mail.
All I wish for VD tomorrow is somebody from whom to contract VD...
I like to believe that when I'll be taking the train home today, I'll get a phone call, and a cute VIPPER in my compartment will hear my "A Horse Being Shot At" ringtone and will love me.
A girl sent me greetings with a text message, today.
It wasn't for me. She sent it to the wrong number.
A little PSA for the few VIPPERs on GMail who still don't know: a few days ago google decided our privacy-hating facebook generation would love to have a list of their frequent gmail contacts made public. You need to unfollow and block everyone in your automatically-generated buzz followers list, and uncheck the "make my followers list public" box. You can't disable buzz. OK, now you may resume VIPPING.
I had a dream in which I lived in a tent and I bought a small mansion in the woods. I'd love to have a mansion such as this, but what creeps me out is that I am unable to express my emotions about why it's so attractive.
I went to my GF's work to give her a rose but she wasn't there. so I left her a note covered in sad S-jis emoticons.
>>278
I was considering deleting my gmail because of this stupid buzz thing. MORE LIKE BS M I RITE???!
She mailed me, thirteen minutes before midnight. I love you, K~♥.
The only worthwhile thing to happen to me today is that I went to read some poems of Sappho to depress myself further and I found that someone else had taken the Loeb edition from the library (I found another one). Could be that someone else had the same idea. Or at least I like to imagine that sort of connection.
lol, Valentines...
I should eat real food... like a jalapeno cheesey bread sandwich... but this granola cereal crap is too good T_T
You know why I strongly dislike on-line games? Whenever I play them, I have this feeling of impending end, when the servers will be closed, and I'll be left alone. And all I've done in the game will be in vain.
This is the first time I've VIPPED in far too long... I'm sorry, I should have never left you!
>>287
Thank you for this. Unfortunately, buzz has made me see snippets of other VIPPERs that I wish I had not seen.
I have only ever emailed two VIPPERs.
Zurrrrr
I have never e-mailed a VIPPER.
>>293
I mailed two as well.
One for cool free cookies, the other for cool free vipmas presents. AAA++++++++++ would mail again
VIPPING from a friend's house. No More Heroes 2 was played in copious amounts and much caffeinated beverages were consumed.
VIPPING from bed while IMing VIPPER on the other side of the world who is in school right now.
oh three hundred gottings
SAOVQ, they will never stop your fiery, burning heart
School is infuriating. I wish I was privately tutored by Aristotle like my man, Alex.
I'm so addicted to playing old games that I nearly forgot to VIP!
I am playing Xenogears as Bob Ross intended it to be played: Xenogears 2.0 patched.
Fuuuuuuuck I so do not care about 政冷経熱 especially not the 経 bit why do I have to write this when I just want to lie in bed and read hard SF stories
Where we are going there is no limit to the QUALITY one can achieve.
VIPPING just before a job interview for good luck.
>>309
Good luck, VIPPER, tell us how it goes!
I'm VIPPING from class. This is the first time I've been in ages due to snow.
VIPPING at a time that is cool.I miss my boyfriend though, argh.
I think it went okay. It was pretty laid back and I cracked a few jokes that went down well.
>>313
So I see you redesigned your previous company's work flow, what initiated that?
"Well you know, sometimes you just gotta put the cat on the table."
I woke up today, and I was suddenly able to write お nicely.
I love waking up to a gigantic pile of drool all over my face. It means I just got an amazing sleep.
http://2ch.en.utf8art.com/
Just found a great AA art site, that's strangely in English.
I just spent half of the money I've been hoarding for the last two years. And you know what? I'm actually happy.
hey VIPPERS i didn't came here for the last 3 month. I'm now living in Japan, and i'm happy to see you all again.
Hi VIPPER, how is Japan?
Where are you located?
I plan on visiting Toyota City soon, I have a friend there.
Hey guys, I'm chilling.
Yoko Kanno makes fucking brilliant music. I always have a near heart attack by the time I'm done listening. Absolutely beautiful.
I've accidentally saged two threads over the last 48 hours. Not that it matters, since they are both front-page threads anyway.
She's pretty good, but I wouldn't go that far.
This is my first post ever on a textboard.
I feel like the day has ended, even though I have three more hours before the usual bedtime. There's nothing more to do today.
enough is never enough ;)
No, I'll tell you who gets to eat what cookie when. The gingerbread was mine so fuck off.
EXCITE BUMPING
God damn it, Plushenko skated poorly and lost the gold! It's a tragically and I can't find the crying emoticon to properly express my grief!
Err
I mean, I was watching womans... 100 meter ice... skiing. Yes. Womans ice skiing. A fine sport.
vvvvvvvvvviiiiippppppppiiiiiinnnnnngggggg
VIPPERS, why are relationships so hard? Why can't people just understand mutual respect, love, and dignity are the foundations of every human interaction, like we do here? KL I miss you.
Because
People are wasteful, they waste all the food
People are hateful, and people are rude
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are very, very special
And people are impatient, they don’t know how to wait
People are selfish, people are prone to hate
But god I love some people sometimes
Because people are the greatest thing to happen
Bullshittin' my way through the day, as usual. How do you do, VIPPER?
Very stressed before explaining integrals to a girl I have never seen before.
Bumpin this thread during biomedical-engineering seminar. Speaker seems to have a QUALITY knowledge of silk as a engineerable biomaterial. I'll be sold if he speaks of COOL FREE RINGTONES.
drifting across the blue skies
Nine minutes into the day, and I'm here.
I'm ready to sleep, VIPPER. I'm sorry, but I'm leaving for now.
>>346
Don't worry, it was good, and she didn't mind that I was weird.
So first I discover that my dental cavity is back, and then I discover my dental filling inside my keyboard, disabling my zero key. I wonder what other horrible news will this day bring.
>my dental filling inside my keyboard, disabling my zero key
How....?
I just discovered a facebook group dedicated to tracking me down. I was tempted to get in touch because my ex is still hot but it seems a shame to ruin their weird theories of where I might be.
>>351
It's like a week ago, when I saw the person I was stalking for the first time.
...actually, it's not, I just wanted to say it.
> How on earth did it get there?
This is one of these things I just accept as true and don't try to comprehend. Perhaps it involves coughing.
I went to bed at 4 am and woke up at 10am. Now it's 2:30PM and I haven't left the bed once except to get a glass of water once. So lazy...
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.
flag on the moon... how did it get there?
>>351
Can you link this? This sounds so incredibly strange to me.
Today was not great. I hope VIPPER's day was better.
http://www.hlj.com/product/HOW00017
This is the greatest anime figure of all time.
bumpu
I can't really account for the last twelve hours. Problematic.
>>362
Moé.
I'm going to do some grocery shopping, but I'm going on a bike, first time this year. I'm so happy.
Love is beautiful!
Oh man, 278 e-mails on my abandoned account.
I hope VIPPER's Sunday was one of QUALITY.
>>370
Life was good running around in a river jumping over rocks and shit.
I want to tell someone I know in real life that I am currently in a same-sex relationship, but I don't trust anyone enough. Pleaseaccept this information in a reliable friend's place, VIPPER, for you are the most reliable friends I have.
>>372
Accepted wholeheartedly, VIPPER. I am happy for your happiness!
And on that note, I would very much like to be in a same sex relationship as well. Darn.
I'm bleeding from my nose.
I have created a website with COOL FREE RINGTONES! Thank you VIPtronic!
>>372
Fellow VIPPER, I am in a same-sex relationship as well. I wish you and your significant other happiness.
>>378
You could possibly be his significant other!
Secret VIPPERS!
No relationship but hopefully my russian bride will arive any day.
By the end of the day I will have VIPPED in half of my classes. I am quite proud of myself.
Why won't anyone hug me.
Totaly slept through todays classes,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Need more brains.
I'm eating zucchini even though I'm somewhat allergic to it and it's making my lips tingle and my inner ear itch and my throat swell a tiny bit. But it's good.
Also my dog is sitting on my lap staring intently at my computer screen because he thinks my mouse pointer is a bug.
My toilet is out of order, and I have to use the one downstairs, which is terribly unkempt and also full of spiders.
''';;';';;'';;;,., >>382 >>382！
''';;';'';';''';;'';;;,., It's >>382！ Hug him!
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∩(ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡(ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡(ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡ミ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)っ
⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡と(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) ⊂ﾐ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )つ
ゝ⊂彡(ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ _ ∩ (ﾟ∀ﾟ ) .(ミ⊃ ｒ
し u ミ⊃ ｒ⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡 ⊂彡 i_ﾉ┘
. i_ﾉ┘ ヽ ⊂彡 しu
（⌒） .|
三`Ｊ
vnm_yvwnym_vynmyn_vy、
(no homo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5iAFJdRCI
This regularly happens to me in real life.
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I finally have time to do laundry and dishes which are far overdue but I can't find the energy to do them.
I took an exam today, and am a little worried about how I did.
So my suitemates whom I never see or talk to have stopped stocking the bathroom with toilet paper. Joke's on them, I'll just get a private stash and everyone will be mildly inconvenienced until they give up.
My friend was in my room playing a game, and I decided I'd greet him upon my return by violently pushing open my door and yelling "BOOM!"
The look on his face was gold.
How are you, VIPPER?
I have nothing to say.
>>398
I've been stealing toilet paper from my university. They always have about four rolls in each cabin in the morning.
>>400
You had to say something about your lack of something to say. (´ー｀)
There is a small, underdeveloped green grape in the middle of my cluster of purple grapes.
>>406 is right. We need to take time out to ask about one another.
How is VIPPER doing?
I'm hungry ( ﾟдﾟ )
I'm also hungry and angry at the postman.
The 'Rei' theme is full of high-grade quality and I would like to thank whomever is responsible for this.
>>410 its too much quality for me to use in public, I'll have to stick to pseud0ch for now
>>412
I hate waiting for a package. Every day I wait for it. I have no patience.
>>412,413
That jerk didn't bother to check that I, in fact, am home, and instead left the note, and I have to go and retrieve the package from the post office, and it's closed until Monday, and at Monday the winter break ends and I have to go back to my university-town, so ultimately I won't be getting the parcel until next weekend.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8681082
Holy shit there were a ton of sailormoon products in Japan.
SNOW DAY!
Undigested fecal peanuts
I'm full of love I don't know what to do with. COOL FREE LOVE FOR VIPPERS
I balked at people who use Twitter until I realized that we use SAOVQ for pretty much the same purpose.
>>414
I recently got a package notice. I clearly signed and marked the "redeliver" request card and left it in my box where the post officer could see it, yet he or she kept ignoring it. Eventually I gave up and had to just go to the post office.
>>419
But we don't draw attention to ourselves to do it. We don't ask people to "follow" us, or upload cool display pictures. We only inform our fellow VIPPERS of our happenings.
So last night I was in the cinema with a friend and he brought a girlfriend and it wasn't awkward at all. We even talked.
Having a discussion with your friend and his girlfriend at the same time is a common lead-in to a threesome. Be wary of your toes, young VIPPER.
I think its safe to say that Twitter is closer to VIP Quality than Facebook.
>>424
Being the perpetrator of a threesome I can confirm this to within a %50 likelihood. However it is absolutely necessary that all members have sufficient levels of QUALITY in their personalities, otherwise fragmented friendships will most likely occur.
SUNDAY VIPPING
>>428
NEETs are not necessarily wotaku of any variety. There are a lot of wotaku that are NEETs and NEETs that are wotaku, but that doesn't mean that one implies the other.
>>428
That's pretty sad for a NEET. But, you know, at least he's not a wota!
I want to become a NEET but I wouldn't know where to begin. How would I fund my NEETdom? Do I need to apply for some sort of NEET scholarship or grant? And will my resume be good enough? Maybe I can just get a job instead.
Does VIPPING violate the sabbath? There's nothing in the Talmud about this.
I enjoy the simple and fattening delight of afternoon tea.
I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
When sleeping at night I often have night-time fantasies of formations of phalluses, gliding between the earth and the clouds on currents of air.
Just having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
I have had a nice few days, I met friends and spent some time with my boyfriend, it was a very VIP period of time!
Also I did a Powerpoint presentation for a class I am dropping but my groupwrok partner censored the good bits >':
Is it just me, or was SAoVQ unavailable for a little bit earlier?
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1187123958/
Let us all remember a time when VIPPERs could talk about their day without delving into unVIPness.
The moon is beautiful tonight. I wish other VIPPERs could see it as I see it, peeking from behind the clouds dimly lit by lunar light.
>>441
The other night I was VIPPING in a parking lot when I peered to the skies and caught a diffuse halo of violets and oranges encompassing the moon which shone modestly through a rippling of clouds. Unfortunately no one else was able to discern the beauty of that sky as I did.
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
This is the first time there has been a youtube on the front page in two years. Feels good.
I wish there was less youtube crap on the front page. I hate pages that produce the "Additional plugins are required" bar.
The clouds are too thick to see anything tonight. Here's hoping that things will be better later in the night.
The moon is back, beautiful as every night. I spent half an hour in the chill of night trying to make the most of my crappy phone camera, but unfortunately it wasn't enough. I'm sorry. I'll get a real camera when I'll be home this weekend.
Sociologists are the worst people in the world.
(-@∀@）Thorough investigation of asshole teachers: Generally, they are assholes who "say it like it is" and maybe in a slightly humorous way and EVERYONE flocks to them. The standards for their introductory English class is impossible because they want to feel important and superior even though they have shitty opinions and the one piece of writing they've only semi-published in a college journal is complete shit. Most importantly, everyone is secretly thinking inside of their head "DAD-WAIT I MEAN TEACHER, I LOVE YOU AND I AM RECEIVING THE APPROVAL I NEVER EARNED FROM MY FATHER. OH GOD, I WANT MY FATHER TO LOVE ME"
Somehow the physical conditions of my kitchen were just right so that two rods of the mini wind chimes on the refrigerator vibrated together and against one another, influenced by the vibration of the fridge, producing a high-pitched and continuous tone not unlike that heard by a television or sometimes computer equipment. My first thought upon discovering this was "That's awesome," followed by "I should make this my first post of the day!"
>>455 the noise electronics make is from loose magnets inside coils, I think they change voltage or amperage or something, just a dab of nonconductive glue brings harmony to the force again.
>>455
Please record it next time so that those of us who produce music may use it.
THIS SUMMER........ PENDULUM USES THE SAME THREE SOUNDS THEY USE IN EVERY SONG.... AND SLIGHTLY CHANGE IT... YET I STILL LOVE IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0pOkJVb2BQ
Despite the fact they have so-called VIP mixes, Pendulum are not VIP.
Please listen to some real Drum & Bass. Please.
>>461
I know, it's a horrible horrible guilty pleasure. I listen to real electronica.
I've got to make a post.
Life is pretty ok.
I was cycling at about 30km/h and I crashed and everything hurts.
>>462
I don't get the whole "guilty" pleasure thing.
Seems to me that it's the people who can't enjoy stuff because of the social pressure who should feel guilty of being spineless, not me for listening to whatever mainstream commercial stuff I wanna.
The last.fm crowd who listen to underground music like it's a chore to get rid of in order to build up a respectable profile freaks me out to no end.
I'm beginning to suspect my neighbor in the apartment across from me is a hikki. I met him only once, when he peeked out of the door when I was moving in. Since then I have never seen him leave or come back from his room, and there are almost always sounds coming from his room even if it's a time of day where most people would be out at work.
The final clue is that he gets a ton of packages. Almost every single day there's another package in front of his door or a notification slip for one. Today there was a new LCD screen waiting for him, I hope he enjoys it.
It is a faraway dream of mine that a fellow VIPPER will hear me very loudly singing "Poisoning Pigeons In the Park" on one of my various midnight strolls around the neighborhood.
I just realized, the detective with the moustache in Monk was Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
Vippin' while eating delicious Pocky that arrived today.
Will I ever FEEL VIP?
I love life and wish to LEAP IN THE AIR!
I feel bored, but still VIP.
Look, no hands!
Close encounter of the VIP kind.
Drinku bump~
Gordon R. Dickson is a genius.
I hate not having lectures since at midday sun is shining into my room while I'm there and I can't do anything.
eidle-eidle ee
eidle-eidle ee
Gordon R. Dickson is still a genius. But I'm revisiting William Gibson now.
I am going to spend this awful moonless night by watching ANIMUS. That's what I'm gonna do, Gungrave or something.
It's moonless here too. Makes the night feel, eerie...
I remember I used to go out at night, and lay in the bed of my father's truck, or sit on the back of my car, and just admire the night sky. Looking up, it seemed like a deep ocean, one that I could reach in to, but never reach the bottom...
I wonder why I stopped doing that...
Klomp ka-klomp
>>490
You remind me of a good friend I've known since my freshman year of high school. We were the typical outcasts who liked walking around in washes, parks, and deserts, looking for physical obstacles and scenic beauty to fuel our overarching love of adventure derived from reading an endless number of fantasy novels. However, I watched the spirit of curiosity drain faster and farther from him as society's obscene demands inebriated him with a halting cynicism, leaving him scratching at its windows and cursing madly into the faint summer sun he may never again reach.
So basically he went from dreamy wanderer to rat racer. He works ridiculous hours, drinks quite a bit, and smokes a good deal, the joy we once shared seemingly but a dull shade of gray over his brilliant green eyes. sigh
I'M THE VIPPER AND I'VE COME TO VIP YOUR WINDOWS
I HAVEN'T BEEN BUMPING, THIS IS INEXCUSABLE
spittoon
I was invited to go to Sakuracon with my boyfriend, but I have classes so I can not go, also it would cost a lot of money.
This post is also a setup for >>500's beautiful post.
>>500
Alert! Alert! We need immediate isolation of this post to maintain QUALITY levels!
The problem has been taken care of. Thank you for your continued VIPness.
A section of 5000×4300×2500cm. has been prepared for >>500.
｜ ※We are still lumberjacking.
＼ ｜ ／ We apologize for the inconvenience.※
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⊂ニ⊃／ ＼ (::::::::::::(..::::::::::):::)::)
⊂ニニ⊃へへへ＼ (:::::::::::::::::))
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Whoa! A real （ ・ω・）ﾊﾍﾊﾍﾊﾍﾊへ::::::::|
∧＿∧＿ lumberjack! （ つ【◎⊂＝＝＝⊃≫::::::|
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さいたまさいたまさいたま！！！
I ate some Balsamic Vinegar and Sweet Onion kettle chips the other day. Goddamn, were they tasty.
ますみんでオナニーなう
Happiness is here.
I just had a moment where I realized how awesome it is that while I wait for my food to finish cooking I can sit here and check out pictures that Noguchi Souichi has tweeted from the International Space Station.
One of those "holy shit we live in the future" things. He's in SPACE!
What can YOU do for VIP QUALITY? By posting QUALITY.
If you cannot, just bump. Like this.
I believe that SAoVQ should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a VIPPER on the Moon
Something that would normally upset someone just happened to me.
However, I'm far too distant to really care. So I VIP, I VIP so far away.
DQNig from the land of the morning calm
Just came back from a hiatus on VIPPING, I ust couldn't find the time to come to the site in the recent past. Hut holy crap, catching up on a lot of the stuff I missed, and I can't stop laughing.
Keep up the good work, I'll try and find some time in my day to visit. Thanks for all the wwww!
brb VIPPING to the moon
I had never been part of a social drinking group until now. However I do not drink, and have thus successfully filled the niche of the shy dude who is good at video games and fun to watch. Life isn't so bad when you have a Wii instead of your computer.
I procured a camera, but the moon won't be full until the end of March.
Bumpin while CRAMING for upcoming FINAL EXAMS.
Living in the Area is so simple. I feel like an Amish, except with VIP.
Happy 311 day VIPPER!
Today, a guy called me a bastard. Or a barmaid, I can't be sure.
I have visited so post I will.
I am mentoring a group of about 20 college freshmen. At the beginning of the year it started out OK, I had them 3 at a time over to my apartment for dinner, and helped them register for freshman classes. But as time went on, I forgot their names, and forgot how to recognize them, and eventually completely lost touch with all of them. One of them texted me once for professor advice, and since I was busy at the time I had to just text back when a good time to call me was. He never called me back, and I felt too awkward to take initiative. That's the last I heard from any one of them.
Now we're supposed to contact them again and help them register for sophomore year classes, but I am having great difficulty bringing myself to e-mail them about it because I am so ashamed at having failed so greatly as a mentor.
I should probably move this unsealed bottle of isopropyl alchohol before temptation overcomes me, and I drink it.
Just discovered http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/banners/
and lol'd hysterically because I am a JEW.
Where is the banners page, anyway
Don't forget about Daylight Savings Time. (´ー｀)
Did any other VIPPERS go to Video Games Live in Tucson?
Going to pick up the new Pokemon game with some when the sun rises.
We're such children.
Apparently it's Mother's Day. Luckily my mother was simply amused by how completely unaware of this I was.
I just thought it was White Day, weeaboo that I am.
>>551
Are you in the United States? If so, you're wrong!
You had me worrying there for a second (˚A˚")
Ah, SAoVQ no longer seems to destroy my browser! Now I can resume VIPPING as USUAL!
I AM GOING TO DRINK SOME TEA
I too will drink some tea. I seemed to have grown quite a taste for it in the last three day.
Amazing. How do you do it Kakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. "So, we meet at last. We have been expecting you, Kakarot. We were beginning to think you wouldn't show. Hopefully, now things will get more interesting around here." "How can this be happening? I am a super-elite... the prince of all Saiyans. and he is just a low-level, a common soldier. I am one of the greatest fighters in the universe!" It was the same on Namek. You have improved so much that it would make Recoome like you were standing still. Your power had increase so dramatically since our battle on Earth that I thought you have done it. I thought... that you have become a Super-Saiyan. It tore me apart. How could a low-class soldier accomplish so easily what I... I had struggle my whole life to achive? After 3 millennia, it is finally happened; A new Super-Saiyin has emerged, and somehow, I have become this popish witness. Then at last it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the single purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super-Saiyin myself. The prince have reclaim his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how strong I became, your power still exceeded mine. At first I thought it was your loved ones, than it was your instinct to protect them that spired you on, and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a family of my own, and my power... didn't increase at all. I used to fight for the shear of pleasure, for the thrill of the hunt, all I had the strength unmetered, I spared no one. And yet you showed mercy to every one, even your fiercest enemies, even me... Yet you never thought to kill, more for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push us beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyin fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it. But perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now. this day has made it all too clear. Your better than me, Kakarot. You are the Best...
So you've found Daddy Cool's secret Area.
And don't let the high entry fee scare'ya.
one can not for free,
View this much quality.
Quite enough to cause someone hysteria.
SAoVQ has been here for me in the good times and the bad times
Time to check up on VIPPER. How are you doing?
So I decided that I'm skipping the lectures today and I'm already tired of being indoor constantly.
Why can't you shut up and don't try to fit in, you asshole.
>>566
Oh VIPPER you've really got me feeling giddy! I will be done with finals in the earliest possible timeslot--and my spring break is essentially an extra week longer! I can't wait!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10022038
This is the greatest nico dance video of all time. ALL TIME.
Man I love Betty White
She's fucking awesome
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10019748
GAYSHA OTOKO
I decided to switch and start using Google Chrome as a browser, but it can't handle the VIP in here as well as Firefox. I'm sad.
>>574
Well yes, it seems it has problems with encoding and/or fonts. Not a VIP browser yet.
I don't have any problems with encoding or fonts in Chrome but I can't view individual posts or entire threads.
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>>578
I had this problem for a while too, but it seems to be fixed now~
I smashed a nest of spiders today. I hope I won't turn into one of them like the snails in Uzumaki.
>>582
"Smashing nest of spiders" sounds like something I will now dream about in my NIGHTMARES OF HELL (˚A ˚")!!
THERE WHERE MOUSE TURDS IN MY CUPBOARD ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD. THERE WAS A MOUSE CRAWLING ON TOP OF MY CANNED FOOD.
I PROBABLY HAVE LIKE
FUCKING
ROCKY MOUNTAIN SPOTTED TICK FEVER
OR SOME OTHER HORRIBLE MOUSE DISEASE
FUCK
>>582
I recently went on a spider killing rampage in my spider infested dorm room.
I won't go into detail the changes that have come over me since then. Be wary.
>>583
I'm sorry, VIPPER. Actually I hit it with my boot and then ran away before striking again after I've calmed down.
Damn I didn't realize how bad my social anxiety was until I tried to play piano at Guitar Center and found my right hand was hyperactively adept at running scales up and down while shaking violently in a sort of confused adrenaline rush, my left hand scrambling between even the simplest chord transitions. It probably sounded something like a cocaine addict who had his brain switched with Bach's.
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I planted a tree today.
Does that make me an enemy of lumberjacks?
(For my defense, note that it is a palm tree that resembles the one depicted on the Sega-AM2 logo)
Of course not, VIPPER. Lumberjacks need trees, without them they can not lumberjack. In fact many Lumberjacks plant itty bitty baby trees after they have cleared a forest, so that they may have a new challenge in the future.
It's St Patrick's Day, and all my friends are going out drinking to celebrate. I'd join them but I have a driving lesson tomorrow.
But you know what? I really don't mind, because I feel extra-VIP tonight!
I found a five-leaf clover today, what does that mean?
six oh one get!
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
I do not normally bump this
"What point is there?" I say to myself
but, TODAY
TODAY IS A NEW DAY!
A NEW ME!
I WILL BUMP THIS THREAD!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9891908
JAPAN SUPERIOR
>>605
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9903838
MAIIIKOOLLLLLLLL
>>605
The best part is that the truck driver actually accelerates.
What is this I don't even.
Mouse vipper here. I poured five gallons of bleach over everything in my kitchen and put out a bunch of traps baited with peanut butter. I thought that maybe the thing had left because all the turds were old and because I tore through everything not only in my kitchen but also in other parts of my house and didn't see him.
Until just now when the fucker went scurrying along the wall in my living room.
I feel so dirty and white trashy.
I was craving internet but had no connection, so I found out how to connect my laptop to my iPhone's 3G network. At first I felt a sense of accomplishment and maybe a little guilt, but now I just feel a sense of pointlessness since all I use the internet for is watching Japanese men get hit by trucks.
Today smells of endings. I have never been so despondent in a long time.
俺は高校の時、ＤＱＮ4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。
去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がＤＱＮ4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。
あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とＤＱＮリーダーは土下座までしてきた。
ＤＱＮの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。ＤＱＮ4人は最後まで極悪のＤＱＮ4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。
>>616
（ ｀ハ´） Excuse me sir, but you appear to have squiggles between your characters. You may want to clean it up a bit and make it more presentable
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
It's 2:13 AM, I'm listening to Michael Jackson very loudly, and my friend is dancing behind me while playing Battlefield 2
What is this
Closed down my business today, I now have to wipe 20 harddrives and then start trying to sell these servers. Bad day today.
I can't post on the Oekaki board of 2channel.
This is annoying.
>>620
Sorry, VIPPER. I hope things will work out in your favor in the end.
Silent Bump, Holy Bump
I am drinking tequila and listening to Irish folk music. Suddenly, all my problems are gone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyuki_Hatoyama
She is insane.
nooooo I lost my toothbrush
if I bump, will anyone know?
I wonder where Dash Billions is today...
A while ago, my landlady informed me that two girls from my college had moved into the cottage in the back lot of my apartment. I was the only other college kid living here, so I thought it would be good if I could make friends with them.
Fast-forward to last night: I was coming home and parked in the spot right next their cottage since all the other spots were taken. (Parking is just first-come first-served since it's a pretty small apartment.) As I was getting out my stuff, from the backseat, I turned and saw one of the girls staring at me from their window, frowning. She said something to the other girl, and she turned and began staring too, looking at me as if I were the neighborhood creeper. I gave them a friendly wave as I pulled out my laundry basket, on top of which was a large stuffed sheep. A picture of innocence, no?
Apparently not. Instead of waving back, they continued staring and murmuring to each other, looking as if they were trying to decide whether to call the police or chase me away with baseball bats. Hostility activates my shy mode, so I immediately turned away and hurried back to my apartment feeling sheepish, hoping they were just unhappy because they felt like I took their parking spot. More probably they just thought I was creepy. (´Д｀)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10111236
New nicovideo song!!
The terrible feeling of not wanting to eat anything in the morning is back.
Tonight I must work untill the morning because I have a demonstration tomorrow that I am unprepared for.
I want to wake up at a decent hour tomorrow morning and make a VIP breakfast!
>>639
You should do this VIPPER. I just enjoyed a nice coffee and am now going to prepare a meal.
I got a puncture in my bike tyre and I had to walk 15km home. I'm enervated.
The demonstration I had to give was pushed back to tomorrow! I have another day!
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I have my first job interview in a week and I am completely lost and scared.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10112147
VIP Voice overs of Hokuto no Ken
从 ﾟ∀从 Hey VIPPERs~
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I am first post while today.
650GET
Take it easy! You'll do great! A VIP always gets the job. You're a VIPSTAR!
BY USING SYNTHETIC MATERIALS, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF MY BIKE TYRE oh god how do I remove the glue
>>644
Don't forget to tell them you know how to put the cat on the table. I have an interview today as well, it's less formal and important but I'm still a little worried. Partly because they told me yesterday I should bring an informal resume and it's been 2 years since I updated my resume.
YOU MCs COULDN'T TOUCH ME IF YOUR NAME WAS STICKY FINGER
I want to make a joke about shoving my game boy up someone's urethra, but I cannot
On Monday I am going on an excursion around my city for Geography class, one of my classmates will be wearing golden skintight pants, is this VIP?
I want to be able to spin pens like that!
So what's the meaning of the ":F" emoticon? As in "There's nothing between use any more :F", said jokingly.
I usually ignore these sorts of threads, but today I am feeling generous.
I hope everyone enjoys this bump.
I have a confession to make. I have been at SAoVQ since the imageboard came online and this is the first time I have posted in one of these threads.
My confession is cooler I had a spider in my hair
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We're way over halfway through this thread already THAT'S NUTS MAN THAT'S NUTS.
Under the sun, ショタとふたり
>>682
Yeah, only two months. It used to take much longer for that kind of progress.
I feel as if VIP is spreading.
If we can keep this process continued in the threads to come, by Part 9 threads may be over in one week.
I'm not sure if I'm excited by this, or scared by it.
Hello VIPPERs~
Ach, mein Handy klingelt!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) I told myself I would be the 700GET for this thread... but I was beaten to it by someone who deleted their post.
>>702
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Don't you remember? That was you!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Oh wait, yeah you wanted to erase your memory because of it. Sorry...
And now for something completely different.
In the last hour or so I've been repeatedly forgetting about time differences and being momentarily fooled/confused by April Fool's day jokes.
Somehow April Fool's day doesn't seem as fun (although I'm not fan anyway) when people have their prank ready for the stroke of midnight.
April Fools' Day doesn't seem fun either when you are a hollow shell of a man and when the only way you can experience positive emotions is by killing the only person you love.
>>712
I'm not sure I understand. You killed the only person you love?
>>715
Maybe you can buy a gun, point it at them and threaten to shoot. Then, you pull the trigger, but you left the bullets out and-HAHA FUNNY HAHA, it's okay because it was an april fool's joke.
Oh my god
I just spent the entire day rewatching all of Lain.
I started watching Kaiba. Every time I watch an episode I am happy because it's awesome, but also sad because I know I'm one episode closer to the end.
>>721
You know, it's funny that you say that. I just started it as well! It's amazing.
Hey ho, last working day before a bank holiday, wootage shall ensue
Going to the micro-controllers lab is probably the last thing I want to do this morning. The first has to be staying in bed.
I've been drawing a lumberjack slaughtering a horse for the last two hours, then I remembered that I can't draw and trashed it. I feel bad.
I'm not posting in this thead.
APRIL FOOLS!
Haha, got ya!
Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there!
Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!
APRIL 2nd: THE DAY AFTER
Please listen to me, it really is related to this thread. It was April Fools' Day a while ago, you know, April Fools'? Well. Anyway. I went to SAoVQ, and there were an insane number of people posting there, I could barely get in. Then, I looked at >>729. He had written:
"I'm not posting in this thead. ... APRIL FOOLS! Haha, got ya!"
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot. You, don't come to SAoVQ just to post these stupid "pranks," fool. What kind of a prank is it to say you're not going to do something, and then you do it? Then you say APRIL FOOLS, as if you had really fooled anybody. Then right next to >>729 was >>730. Family of 2, all out for some April Foolery, huh? How fucking nice.
"Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there! ... Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!"
God, I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 fucking VIPCOINS if you just get out of SAoVQ. SAoVQ should be a manly place, for men like lumberjacks. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "Shall I explain what April fools is supposed to be?" Who in the world points out failures like that, you moron? Such rhetorical, sarcastic questions are not witty! I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to tell them what April Fools' is all about?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Shall I explain"?
Coming from a SAoVQ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, the altered kopipe. That's right, the altered kopipe. This is the vet's way of posting. Altering a well-known kopipe means more old material than original content. But on the other hand the irony level is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with posting in the Tablecat thread.
>>734
Something that is performed in the 4th circle of hell.
It should not be performed here.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This is the moon under which to issho. Please excuse the low quality of the photo, I am not a photographer. I was also unable to capture the both moon and the clouds in one photo.
http://i39.tinypic.com/23i9uhf.jpg
I'm sorry, it won't happen again... Well at leas\t for one year.
>>736
COOL picture, VIPPER. Even without the clouds or anything, the tree looks cool.
I'm going to spend this day in my father's cabin in the woods. I will do some lumberjacking, and maybe VIP here if he has finally set up his satellite internet.
I'm gonna spend today looking for records then chilling with friends.
But first, I'm gonna play some Leaf Green.
Good luck Lumberjacking, manly VIPPER!
>>742
I'm back and I have jacked many a lumber. In fact, I cut down and took apart three large trees. The local lumberjack said that I have a natural gift.
I been bumpin em threads
I would not have spent so much of the last hour or so talking to myself had I realized my door was open. Especially as I was commenting on the cute pictures of little girls I was looking at.
At least this time I noticed before I got my dick out.
>>746
Why were you looking at little girls (unless they were anime girls)
>>744
To what might you be referring? I appreciate that we want to keep a high standard here at SAoVQ, but if you ask me we can be a little overly self-critical sometimes.
BUMPING IN A BUMP THREAD
>>750
Between using words like 'sperglord' and saying things like 'this VIP shit', you sound like a typical 4channer. :V
Spring break, huh
>>754
Horse feces and the word "sperglord" were hurled at a VIPPER.
>>754
Please don't. It was just the usual occasional outbreak of disquality.
Now, let's discuss something else, like our preferred axe brands. I enjoy the Fiskars axes. I like the way their axe-heads are mounted, it makes you safe that you won't end up with the dislocated axe-head in your leg. They are also the perfect weight, light enough for continuous use, but just heavy enough to split the log with the minimal application of force.
I am too girly to use an axe.
it's the first time since a year should I bump more than once
>>756
I like my USB iAxe. I use it to play masterpieces with Nirvana-quality virtuosity.
>>761
I like my USB PS2-controller adapter and DJ DAO. I use it to be a sequencer like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn1qKbZC9a4
Mmmm, brownies.
I'm not sure how I feel about the end of Kaiba. Without spoiling it for >>722, I'll just say although it was suitably epic and tumultuous, I felt it wasn't as personally moving as it could have been. I think there was too much of the familiar anime trope of "SO AND SO DIED oh wait they're still alive" at the last moment.
Still a QUALITY anime though, I highly recommend it to all VIPPERS.
>>764
I don't really think there was ever a moment where you are legitimately supposed to think anyone died. It's more of a terrific love story than anything (at least to me).
Today in the morning, I discovered that I have faint sideburns.
Huh buh duh wha?
I planned to do dishes and start making dinner at 5. It's 5:10. What am I doing?!?
I love working night shift.
I work all by myself without anyone interrupting me for useless meetings. Finish at around dawn went for a nice five mile run as the sun rose(with plenty of BU-Ning) Now I am tucking into some delicious Coq au vin I whipped up, while I am watching The Legend of Koizumi OVA.
Sometimes life is really good to me.
Also fuck you Kathy you are a shitty human being and I am better without you.
>>771
Little does Mike Ferreira know, I would like nothing more than to see the American anime fanbase die. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
>>771
I don't even watch anime anymore. There's so much shit these days that it's not even worth watching, let alone worth paying for.
>>773
Sir, we believe you're thinking too much and not feeling enough. If you'll just follow me, this'll be rectified soon.
>>771
PAYING FOR ANIME LOL
But, seriously, this guy is a whiny fuckhandle who thinks that he has the industry figured out. There's a little problem with his (poorly thought-out) rant: The anime market in Japan is not a huge mainstream market aside from a few select franchises. Generally, if you admit to watching anime past the age of 12 in Japan, people will think of you as a basement-dwelling pedophile. Thinking of it in terms of a HUEG MASS APPEAL INDUSTRY GRRRRRGH in any country is laughable at best.
Anime, for the US, at least, was a fad. Get the fuck over it.
Also, >>773.
>>774
The only anime I've enjoyed in the past few years were Kaiji and Akagi, and that's because nobody was translating the comics.
>>771
I never understood why people assume fans of a subculture simply want whatever the subculture is based around to do well. Clearly, we don't care. I'd rather anime fandom be completely destroyed than to have annoying Naruto fans running about.
I don't really get the idea of fandom or being a fan. I don't like anime, there are anime I like. There's a difference, and I think of everything the same way, even mediums or genres I'm particularly interested in. With specific works or individuals it's a little different, but I would rarely describe myself as a "fan of x".
i been bumpin again
So today I installed Linux. Nothing fancy, just Xubuntu, since I'm still getting used to it. I'm really liking everything so far, although I need to change a few settings before I can really say that I'm adjusted to it. Programming is much easier under this environment than it is under that mess we call "trying to use a command line compiler on Windows."
Anyways, try to guess what was the first thing I did after installing Xubuntu.
Stumped?
I installed Mona Font, and went on SAoVQ to look at some SJIS arts.
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＼ DADDY COOL ＼ |
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There is no "i" in tanasinn
I want to attempt to beat the world record of keeping neko_miko_reimu.swf open at full volume. Do you want to be my witnesses?
I am sorry, dear bump thread, for I have visited multiple times in the past week, but have not posted in this thread, or any other thread for that matter.
I am truly sorry, and hope that you can one day forgive me, so I may strive towards being VIP once again.
My best friend Dan was a genius, a real bona fide genius when it came to robotics. He could change the world if he wanted, but for his eccentric channelling of his works. For years he'd worked on and off making what he considered his ultimate partner, and then one day 'she' was sitting on his bedroom floor. I was speechless at the time; he'd really designed a perfect woman.
She didn't have a mouth. Perfection!
What truly amazed me was the universal remote he'd installed in her breasts. With subtle nuances in his grasping at her artificial mammaries he was able to turn on his DVD player and select scenes in seconds without even looking up. The way he handled her brought a tear to my eyes.
I decided to take him out for a drink, to celebrate his achievement. We decided to take his car, though Dan was loathe to leave his creation at home. He took her to the doorway as I walked to his garage, and he issued her some commands to keep her busy while he was gone.
Then he hugged her. It was beautiful, this man and his creation pressed close against one another, loathe to separate.
Then her tits beeped, and the garage door flew open into my face.
One day, I will be VIP enough for this board. I am lucky enough to have a steady flow of VIP coins.
I passed the first stage and the interview is at Monday. I'm scared.
You can do it, >>791! I suggest you bring in a large stump, plop it on the table, and chainsaw it in half. This will show them your sincere spirit.
I am nurturing an omegle obsession and thus have become really unproductive as of late!
There should be a training course for young persons of quality (perhaps /vip/?) or a higher cost of entry.
Is there a senior discount? I'm on a fixed VIP coin income.
>>802
Please come with me, sir.
Maybe I'm just old fashioned but I think an advert for [some kind of product that makes beef delicious] - I wasn't paying attention - featuring little kids dressed as cows greedily eating beef is pretty weird.
I think the internet is just going through a bad period. All the websites I got to have gone downhill these past couple months.
>>805
I agree with you, it is kind of refreshing to come back to SAoVQ and see that it hasn't changed much, even with so many new posters. (・з・) does a really god job preserving the community, and it is simply fantastic.
New VIPPERs, please try your best to make both (・з・) and DaDDYC Ool proud!
I'm thinking of getting a PS3, only for FFXIII and MGS4.
>>808
That was my thinking. Both disappointed.
Get one for Demon's Souls.
>>809
and Valkyria Chronicles.
I hope Atelier Rorona will be good too.
And also Star Ocean 4. Forgot Star Ocean 4.
>>809
Could you elaborate about FFXII? I enjoyed all FFs up to FFX, inclusive.
>And also Star Ocean 4. Forgot Star Ocean 4.
Nah, you can keep forgetting about SO4.
Acrylic dye facial
I'm thinking about getting an xbox for the shmups. Is this a worthy investment?
> Forgot Star Ocean 4.
I certainly didn't, I wish I could unplay it. The worst thing was how every scene was written so that every character (including the 3 dumb girls, I mean moé lolis) gets to utter at least one vapid line. The second worst thing was the movement system, Claude Shepard was made as fast and uncontrollable as a 3D Sonic so he'd run into more enemies - screwing up something as basic as moving around, that's the sort of thing we'd never imagined of Tri-ace a few years ago.
> Could you elaborate about [FFXIII]?
It's a pretty on-rails meta-final-fantasy sort of game, where you battle by switching strategies from a deck of 6 then watch your characters play some elegant FF-inspired tug-of-war that happens way too fast for you to intervene. There are almost no weaklings, so even easy matches require that you gain momentum. I spent every fight looking away from the screen and pressing X repeatedly until a victory or the occasional "retry?" screen ensued three minutes later. On the positive side, the main antagonist is Benedict XVI, and I learned how to prepare coffee one-handed. I'd recommend it to kids, but I hoped it'd make me feel like one again.
179 turns until Ragnarok.
I'm not feeling particularly well. I wish today was Saturday so I didn't have to get up at 6am.
I'm not feeling particularly well either, but I am on vacation so it is okay!
I got a bug in my eye when I was speeding home today, except I was speeding on feet and it was disturbing and unexpected.
>>829
It's because you have to mention that fact at all that I feel I can't claim to "like" it anymore. I still don't know the name of some of the Touhous, "stage 4 boss" being a good enough name to me.
> What?
That it's assumed you're a fan of the characters if you claim to like it.
Wow, this thread has gone by fast!
Of course, we still have one hundred and some-odd more posts to go...
Whats with all the AA on SAoVQ lately?
I'm still curious about this. Why is it that nearly everything's gone so far downhill in the past few months?
Technically, it's not meta-discussion if I'm not talking about SAoVQ.
Because you believe it has. Stop obsessing about it guys, please.
Has anyone seen/heard from DoggyCool in awhile?
Bump~
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That wasn't really a bump, let me try again.
Saturday morning bump!
土曜朝バンプ
Ohio weather is pretty crazy. It was 80 degrees two days ago, and now it's snowing.
>>857
American temperature is pretty crazy. I can cook stuff at 80 degrees.
Bamboo does not bump. Rather, it shoots upward out of the ground.
Has anyone eaten bamboo shoots? I kind of want to try them.
I hope the girl that I love is okay.
I hope that jerk that I hate is doing terribly.
font-family: Mona,'MS PGothic' !important; Who's going to DEMF?
Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love
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it is analoguous to the metwurst animal
Unicorn Cuts?
That was harsh. Besides silly girl you can't butcher a robot unicorn. What part would you eat? The Turbo Encabulator? METAL. The 32-bit NAND gated chips that form the BIOS? SILICON. The sparkling rainbow mane of glory? KERATINOUS AWESOME.
>>873
What about the visual sensors? The beta version, at least, had sensors made out of an edible photosensitive polymer. I heard that if you're patient enough to remove the wires before eating, it was quite good.
little unicorn cock and balls
That post was self-serving and pointless. I am disappointed, young VIPPER.
http://visublog.mechafetus.com/archives/date/2009/04
They understand me;_;
I'm going to post in a thread that isn't this one for the first time!
NEW DAY NEW POST
LOLOLO THINKING OF YOU
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/04/19/top-10-things-youd-look-for-in-a-schoolgirl-girlfriend/
for post (883 .. 999) print ("No need to go ", (post - 880) * "meta-", "meta, sir.")
class JavaEnterpriseSolutions{
public void metarecursion(int i){
System.out.println(">>"+i+"\nNo need to go "+metatron(i-880)+", sir.");
if(i<999)
metarecursion(i+1);
}
public String metatron(int i){
if (i>0)
return "meta-"+metatron(i-1);
return "meta";
}
public static void main(String args[]){
JavaEnterpriseSolutions j = new JavaEnterpriseSolutions();
j.metarecursion(883);
}
}JavaEnterpriseSolutions.SAoVQ.NoNeedToGoMetaFactory factoryForNoNeedToGoMetaPosts = new JavaEnterpriseSolutions.SAoVQ.NoNeedToGoMetaFactory(new NoNeedToGoMetaPostToEnd(883));
factoryForNoNeedToGoMetaPosts.NoNeedToGoMetaStartPosting();Hello world!
Goodbye, cruel world!
No, VIPPER, I love you! ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
I forget about this on a daily basis. Lost in Minecrafting and TubeYouing. Always.
Made some Riesling sorbet, but when I try to eat it my tongue keeps freezing to the spoon.
Go go godzirra
I am waiting... It's almost here... and I'll be the one to take it...
import Data.Default
I'm hungry.
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Deposits the Daily VIP COINS
Oh oh oh the nine hundredth post!
97 more turns until Ragnarok.
I think there may be other VIPPERs looking at this post this very second.
Ooh, it gives me the shudders.
Get back!
∧＿∧ ｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞ
∧＿∧＾ω＾） ｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｯ!!!!!!
∧＿∧ ･ω･) ┏ ○┓＿ ＿ ＿ 从.,
豆 ( ｀･ω･) ┏ ○┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) __________
├ （ ┏ ○┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) ________________________________
├ ∟つ┏┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) _______------====///
└ ≡≡≡ﾉ （_＿） ￣ ⌒Y⌒
（__（_＿）
Nocturnal VIPPER.
>>910
Yeah, I really should be getting off right about now; I've got a long week ahead of me.
Wristwatch in remote reception.
How many VIPPERs are likely to live in Sydney, is it worth my time wearing a tanasinn shirt out?
There are zombies after me again.
Get back >>918!
∧＿∧ ｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞ
∧＿∧＾ω＾） ｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｶﾞｯ!!!!!!
∧＿∧ ･ω･) ┏ ○┓＿ ＿ ＿ 从.,
豆 ( ｀･ω･) ┏ ○┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) __________
├ （ ┏ ○┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) ________________________________
├ ∟つ┏┓三（(〓((━(｡ﾟ｡) _______------====///
└ ≡≡≡ﾉ （_＿） ￣ ⌒Y⌒
（__（_＿）
I met someone in the bus today.
I met someone on a plane last night.
Shaving my head makes me look Polish?
>>915
To ponder that would require thinking. For the optimum Tanasinn experience, please refrain from thinking and instead feel.
>>923
Not particularly Polish, but it might make you look like a Slav if the other parts of your physiognomy support it.
I hate my hair.
I love my hair.
I have a love/hate relationship with my hair.
I don't have hair.
I have too much hair.
I can't hair what you're saying.
I hair you loud and clear.
This is turning into a hairy situation.
Listen hair! Stop all of this nonsense! It's not punny!
This is going to be a lot to comb through.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. That's right I'm getting a haircut.
These jokes just don't cut it, I bet the VIP Quality Enforcement Officers are wigging out!
I hate myself for posting that I hate my hair.
All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I'm pulling my hair out over here!
All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I don't have any!
This thread is stressing me, I'm going to have gray hair by Part 8...
I like hair.
VIPPING makes you manly. Puts hair on your chest.
daDDy cOOl woULD LIKe you tOUpée hiM enOUgh ;)
レス数が950を超えています。1000を超えると表示できなくなるよ。
VIPPING while witnessing a 75-years-old gentleman lumberjacking a 4-meters tall dead tree.
>>953
Shit son, my gramps till the day he died at 95 was a tree killer. Able to fall C class timber piss drunk and mostly blind. Falling is an art you spend your entire life practicing, and never perfect.
Reaching 1000 soon. Oh no. Oh no.
Go for broke!
I haven't been diligent in my bumping duties. Forgive me, Daddycool
>>959
I'll be thinking about you when I'll eating the morning cereal in a moment.
I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.
I hate myself now.
I hate my shelf now.
I hate shellfish now.
That fucking mouse...
That fucking moose...
That clucking goose...
Let us achieve the end of this thread in a pun-free manner.
Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so VIP, the VIPPER said SAITAMA!
I forgot how addictive Harvest Moon is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became two days.
I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)
It's Golden Week!
I am too fucking shellfish...
I forgot how addictive Street Fighter is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became almost a week.
I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)
I forgot how addictive cocaine is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became the rest of my life.
I haven't had work in a decade. (´Д｀；)
I have an important announcement to make, but I wouldn't get past the puns.
Oh oh oh to touch and feel a halfling
>┴< ⊂⊃
-（ ﾟ∀ﾟ.）- ⊂⊃
>┬<
／⌒ヽ
/（●）（●） excuse me may i pass through here
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;;⌒::.;;.⌒⌒/ /|￣￣￣￣￣/ ￣/::. :; ;⌒⌒:.:⌒:;⌒;;⌒
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>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.
OH GOD IT'S NEARING THE END
Do not think of what ends. Think of what begins.
I have a knobbly eye
The next thread will be the last that can be numbered in 3 bits.
What about QUANTUM BITS?
QUANTUM TUNNELING
Brace yourselves, VIPPER- we're nearing the end of one thread and the advent of another.
INTO THE FUTURE
Jisakujiens in the dead of night.
What what what
It's been a good run.
Sometimes I VIP.
This thread will always have a special place in my heart. So long, old friend.