>>900

('A`) No... No, no... I have been watching this thread, and I had told myself I would be >>900...

97 more turns until Ragnarok.

I think there may be other VIPPERs looking at this post this very second.
Ooh, it gives me the shudders.

>>905
Other VIPPERs are always watching you

Get back!
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Nocturnal VIPPER.

>>910
Yeah, I really should be getting off right about now; I've got a long week ahead of me.

>>911

>getting off

www

>>910
same

Wristwatch in remote reception.

How many VIPPERs are likely to live in Sydney, is it worth my time wearing a tanasinn shirt out?

There are zombies after me again.

Get back >>918!
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I met someone in the bus today.

>>920
Train Man 2: The Return of Train Man

I met someone on a plane last night.

Shaving my head makes me look Polish?

>>915
To ponder that would require thinking. For the optimum Tanasinn experience, please refrain from thinking and instead feel.

>>923
Not particularly Polish, but it might make you look like a Slav if the other parts of your physiognomy support it.

I hate my hair.

I love my hair.

I have a love/hate relationship with my hair.

I don't have hair.

I have too much hair.

I can't hair what you're saying.

I hair you loud and clear.

This is turning into a hairy situation.

Listen hair! Stop all of this nonsense! It's not punny!

This is going to be a lot to comb through.

Hair today, gone tomorrow. That's right I'm getting a haircut.

These jokes just don't cut it, I bet the VIP Quality Enforcement Officers are wigging out!

I hate myself for posting that I hate my hair.

All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I'm pulling my hair out over here!

All of these posts about hair are driving me crazy! I don't have any!

This thread is stressing me, I'm going to have gray hair by Part 8...

I like hair.

VIPPING makes you manly. Puts hair on your chest.

>>943
You are a bald-faced liar.

We seem to have entered a "Tortoise and the Hair" situation.

>>946 But doesn't hair usually lose in that situation?

>>946
Someone will have toupée for this.

daDDy cOOl woULD LIKe you tOUpée hiM enOUgh ;)

レス数が950を超えています。1000を超えると表示できなくなるよ。

>>950
This post has nothing to do with hair. You ruined our fun, >>950.

>>952

Hairdly.

VIPPING while witnessing a 75-years-old gentleman lumberjacking a 4-meters tall dead tree.

>>953
Shit son, my gramps till the day he died at 95 was a tree killer. Able to fall C class timber piss drunk and mostly blind. Falling is an art you spend your entire life practicing, and never perfect.

Reaching 1000 soon. Oh no. Oh no.

Go for broke!

I haven't been diligent in my bumping duties. Forgive me, Daddycool

>>959
I'll be thinking about you when I'll eating the morning cereal in a moment.

I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.

I hate myself now.

I hate my shelf now.

I hate shellfish now.

That fucking mouse...

That fucking moose...

That clucking goose...

Let us achieve the end of this thread in a pun-free manner.

Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so VIP, the VIPPER said SAITAMA!

I forgot how addictive Harvest Moon is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became two days.

I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)

It's Golden Week!

I am too fucking shellfish...

>>972
I am fucking shellfish, too!

I forgot how addictive Street Fighter is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became almost a week.

I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)

I forgot how addictive cocaine is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became the rest of my life.
I haven't had work in a decade. (´Д｀；)

I have an important announcement to make, but I wouldn't get past the puns.

Oh oh oh to touch and feel a halfling

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>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.

It's also full of people from 4c**n.

Yeah that seems like a horrible website.

Oh, it's a website? I saw CLI and tried to telnet in.

OH GOD IT'S NEARING THE END

I don't want to wait...for this thread to be over ;_;

Do not think of what ends. Think of what begins.

>>986
Do∴∵t th∴nk, fe∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

I have a knobbly eye

The next thread will be the last that can be numbered in 3 bits.

What about QUANTUM BITS?

QUANTUM TUNNELING

>>989
WAT

Brace yourselves, VIPPER- we're nearing the end of one thread and the advent of another.

INTO THE FUTURE

Jisakujiens in the dead of night.

What what what

>>999 is an idiot

It's been a good run.

Sometimes I VIP.