six oh one get!
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
VIPPING before I go to sleep. Good night, VIPPER, and may we both have pleasant dreams.
I do not normally bump this
"What point is there?" I say to myself
but, TODAY
TODAY IS A NEW DAY!
A NEW ME!
I WILL BUMP THIS THREAD!
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9891908
JAPAN SUPERIOR
>>605
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm9903838
MAIIIKOOLLLLLLLL
>>605
The best part is that the truck driver actually accelerates.
What is this I don't even.
Mouse vipper here. I poured five gallons of bleach over everything in my kitchen and put out a bunch of traps baited with peanut butter. I thought that maybe the thing had left because all the turds were old and because I tore through everything not only in my kitchen but also in other parts of my house and didn't see him.
Until just now when the fucker went scurrying along the wall in my living room.
I feel so dirty and white trashy.
I was craving internet but had no connection, so I found out how to connect my laptop to my iPhone's 3G network. At first I felt a sense of accomplishment and maybe a little guilt, but now I just feel a sense of pointlessness since all I use the internet for is watching Japanese men get hit by trucks.
Today smells of endings. I have never been so despondent in a long time.
俺は高校の時、ＤＱＮ4人組にずっと悪質ないじめを受けていた。
チンポの写メとられたり、殴られたり、クラスの前でからかわれたり
机に悪口を掘られて、そこに修正液を流し込んで、悪口を消えなくしたり
牛乳パックを投げつけられたり、本当にいろいろされて死にたかった。
俺はそれがトラウマで高校はなんとか卒業したが、大学には通えなくなった。
今は底辺ニートやってるよ。
去年、急に俺のところに高校の同窓会の連絡が来たんだ。
いままで、一回も呼ばれたことなかったのにな。
俺は24歳ニートだったからもちろん断ろうとおもったよ。
でも、しつこく誘おうとしてる奴がＤＱＮ4人組の一人だと知った。
俺は同窓会に出ることに決めた。
同窓会が盛り上がってる最中に俺に人生狂わした4人のだれかをぶん殴って
それで出て行こうと思った。
で、同窓会なんだけど最悪だった。
あいつら4人は本当に最低だった。
あいつら4人は同窓会遅れていった俺の近づいて来て、いきなり誤り始めた。
「昔、いじめて本当にごめん。ずっと反省してたんだ。
一度、いじめた俺たち四人全員で誤りたかったんだ」
と言って、真剣に俺に謝ってくる。
同窓会終った後に、更に俺を呼び出して 「お前の傷が治るかわからないけど、本当に許してくれ」
とＤＱＮリーダーは土下座までしてきた。
ＤＱＮの二人は旧帝卒のエリートになっていて、
残り二人もしっかりした仕事に就職した立派な社会人になっていた。
俺は悔しかった。ＤＱＮ4人は最後まで極悪のＤＱＮ4人でいてほしかった。
なのに、会ってみると、人のできた立派な人間になっていた。社会的立場も良好だった。
逆に、俺は高校卒業からずっとニート、更にずっとお前らを憎んできて
人間性なんて形成されずに止まってる。
社会性なんて身につきもしなかった。
俺の憎しみは対象を失って自分に帰ってきた。
同窓会の日はすごく死にたくなった一日だった。
>>616
（ ｀ハ´） Excuse me sir, but you appear to have squiggles between your characters. You may want to clean it up a bit and make it more presentable
I did not want to bump this thread.
But something compelled me.
It's 2:13 AM, I'm listening to Michael Jackson very loudly, and my friend is dancing behind me while playing Battlefield 2
What is this
Closed down my business today, I now have to wipe 20 harddrives and then start trying to sell these servers. Bad day today.
I can't post on the Oekaki board of 2channel.
This is annoying.
>>620
Sorry, VIPPER. I hope things will work out in your favor in the end.
Silent Bump, Holy Bump
I am drinking tequila and listening to Irish folk music. Suddenly, all my problems are gone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyuki_Hatoyama
She is insane.
nooooo I lost my toothbrush
if I bump, will anyone know?
I wonder where Dash Billions is today...
A while ago, my landlady informed me that two girls from my college had moved into the cottage in the back lot of my apartment. I was the only other college kid living here, so I thought it would be good if I could make friends with them.
Fast-forward to last night: I was coming home and parked in the spot right next their cottage since all the other spots were taken. (Parking is just first-come first-served since it's a pretty small apartment.) As I was getting out my stuff, from the backseat, I turned and saw one of the girls staring at me from their window, frowning. She said something to the other girl, and she turned and began staring too, looking at me as if I were the neighborhood creeper. I gave them a friendly wave as I pulled out my laundry basket, on top of which was a large stuffed sheep. A picture of innocence, no?
Apparently not. Instead of waving back, they continued staring and murmuring to each other, looking as if they were trying to decide whether to call the police or chase me away with baseball bats. Hostility activates my shy mode, so I immediately turned away and hurried back to my apartment feeling sheepish, hoping they were just unhappy because they felt like I took their parking spot. More probably they just thought I was creepy. (´Д｀)
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10111236
New nicovideo song!!
The terrible feeling of not wanting to eat anything in the morning is back.
Tonight I must work untill the morning because I have a demonstration tomorrow that I am unprepared for.
I want to wake up at a decent hour tomorrow morning and make a VIP breakfast!
>>639
You should do this VIPPER. I just enjoyed a nice coffee and am now going to prepare a meal.
I got a puncture in my bike tyre and I had to walk 15km home. I'm enervated.
The demonstration I had to give was pushed back to tomorrow! I have another day!
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I have my first job interview in a week and I am completely lost and scared.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10112147
VIP Voice overs of Hokuto no Ken
从 ﾟ∀从 Hey VIPPERs~
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⊂ノ （ ヽノ＼
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I am first post while today.
650GET
Take it easy! You'll do great! A VIP always gets the job. You're a VIPSTAR!
BY USING SYNTHETIC MATERIALS, I HAVE BECOME A PART OF MY BIKE TYRE oh god how do I remove the glue
>>644
Don't forget to tell them you know how to put the cat on the table. I have an interview today as well, it's less formal and important but I'm still a little worried. Partly because they told me yesterday I should bring an informal resume and it's been 2 years since I updated my resume.
YOU MCs COULDN'T TOUCH ME IF YOUR NAME WAS STICKY FINGER
I want to make a joke about shoving my game boy up someone's urethra, but I cannot
On Monday I am going on an excursion around my city for Geography class, one of my classmates will be wearing golden skintight pants, is this VIP?
I want to be able to spin pens like that!
So what's the meaning of the ":F" emoticon? As in "There's nothing between use any more :F", said jokingly.
I usually ignore these sorts of threads, but today I am feeling generous.
I hope everyone enjoys this bump.
I have a confession to make. I have been at SAoVQ since the imageboard came online and this is the first time I have posted in one of these threads.
My confession is cooler I had a spider in my hair
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We're way over halfway through this thread already THAT'S NUTS MAN THAT'S NUTS.
Under the sun, ショタとふたり
>>682
Yeah, only two months. It used to take much longer for that kind of progress.
I feel as if VIP is spreading.
If we can keep this process continued in the threads to come, by Part 9 threads may be over in one week.
I'm not sure if I'm excited by this, or scared by it.
Hello VIPPERs~
Ach, mein Handy klingelt!
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