Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 7] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:50 [Del]

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Part 1: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1186618373/
Part 2: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1215128188/
Part 3: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1224704201/
Part 4: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1232843359/
Part 5: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1242664032/
Part 6: http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1253769069/

2 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:50 [Del]

For everyone who participated in the last thread...
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3 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:55 [Del]

Here's to making Part 7 the best one!

4 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 20:55 [Del]

VIP is a stalwart

5 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:02 [Del]

Ah, I had a great time with you VIPPERs, but I've grown a lot since Part 6 and I think it's time for me go out in the world and make something of myself. I'll miss you all!

6 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:19 [Del]

>>5

Don't leave, VIPPER! We can still share lots of great times together! But please, don't leave. I'd hate to see you going...

7 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:34 [Del]

>>6
I whole-heartedly agree.

8 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:35 [Del]

>>5
Nothing wrong with simultaneous making something of yourself and VIPPING! That's what I'm doing now.

9 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:48 [Del]

I completely forget about these threads. I never bump them. What a bad VIPPER I am.

10 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 21:52 [Del]

>>9
It's never too late to change, VIPPER.

11 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-18 23:23 [Del]

>>10
It's true! I shall back be making further efforts to support this thread hence forth.

12 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 00:27 [Del]

Early bumping and VIPPING.

13 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 01:19 [Del]

It came!!!!!

14 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 01:25 [Del]

I do my best VIPPING in the early morning, you see.

15 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 05:14 [Del]

>>14

As long as you have a healthy breakfast.

16 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 05:22 [Del]

>>15
I didn't have breakfast today.

17 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 06:08 [Del]

Another bump, another thread.

18 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 06:17 [Del]

Early Afternoon VIPPING. I'm in my dressing gown, but I was fully dressed 4 hours ago. It's been a weird day.

19 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 07:01 [Del]

I'm doing some Morning VIPPING myself. I had Monday free thanks to MLK Day, but now it's back to the grind again...

20 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 08:39 [Del]

Band of VIPPERs, loyal to the end

21 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 10:16 [Del]

Morning VIPPING during a storm~

22 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 10:58 [Del]

VIPPING at 0300 in the morning when I have work today. Why VIP so early? Well lil miss VIP took her midterm and I wanted to congratulate her from the other side of the world.

23 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 11:07 [Del]

浅川さん、どうぞお安らかに

(;ω;)

24 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 19:36 [Del]

Part 7: Steel B-UN Run

25 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-19 21:03 [Del]

>>24
We're screwed if we make it to Part 8 (ili゜Д゜)

26 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 01:55 [Del]

I have a test in ~30 minutes.
I want to die.

27 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 07:04 [Del]

Posting before I have to take stupid amounts of notes.

Good luck with the test, >>26!

28 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 17:37 [Del]

I need to keep translating, but I simply can't find enough motivation to do so. My deadline is tight as fuck. orz

29 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-20 22:34 [Del]

Today, I am taking a train to my home town, and then I come back after two hours, making my daily train time over five hours. A hard day ahead for sure.

30 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 02:02 [Del]

Viktori! Do you see my bump?

31 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 04:36 [Del]

Oh no I was absent for a few days and missed the swan song of thread 6 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

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33 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:04 [Del]

Good morning, VIPPERs!

34 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:15 [Del]

>>33
Good morning!

35 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 07:48 [Del]

おはよう

36 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 12:18 [Del]

>>27
I failed horribly.

37 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 12:25 [Del]

I have been able to ゆっくりしっていてね and I feel great

38 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 13:24 [Del]

>>36
('A`) I'm sorry, VIPPER.

40 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 13:29 [Del]

>>36
I am sorry I distracted you so much
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41 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-21 14:25 [Del]

>>39
And that's why, you never post directly to your lover on a BBS.

42 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 00:52 [Del]

But, but... I wuv her!

43 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 07:00 [Del]

I wonder who Lil' Miss VIPPER is... because I've seen VIPPER talk about her in a few threads...

44 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 07:45 [Del]

Ugh, all of this identification of VIPPERs is getting to be a bit much. Come on guys, where's your quality?

45 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 08:10 [Del]

>>44
Agreed. Daddycool has asked me to remind everyone that a post on SAOVQ does not a VIPPER make. Let's all mediate on this for a while before he refunds your payments.

46 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 08:28 [Del]

I just got back from a two mile walk to the grocery store at 8-something AM where which I purchased four loaves of jalapeno cheesey bread. Time to make an awesome sandwich.

47 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 08:55 [Del]

>>46
I wish they sold jalapeno cheesy bread here ('A`)

48 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 10:46 [Del]

Vipping from a new computer. I hope it is VIP-compliant.

49 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 21:22 [Del]

My first bump of the new thread! May it be VIPPER than the last.

50 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-22 23:54 [Del]

    ∧、、∧
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    (`・ω・´)ノ ♪ GET
♪  (_つ  丶
     >   ノ
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51 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 01:07 [Del]

b

52 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 02:31 [Del]

(  ̄з ̄)

53 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 07:25 [Del]

Still enjoying this amazing cheesey bread....

54 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 11:47 [Del]

Bumping and hungry.

55 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 12:21 [Del]

Why do I hurt so?

56 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 12:43 [Del]

>>55
There there, VIPPER is here

57 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 14:39 [Del]

I would like to have one friend with whom I can discuss everything rather than three complementary friends.

58 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 18:29 [Del]

>>57
I feel your pain. It's a bit like hunting for a khezu and you didn't bring a map or psychoserum; AND HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BULLFANGO? You try to run away from it as quick as possible, but it mauls you and you lose almost half of your life. So you zone out and step into another area, but OH FUCCCCCK there are those annoying as fuck cats! And one of them takes your last potion and you're running around trying to find a monster you can't even beat because you don't have any supplies so you hit start and you quit the quest like a little mother fucking pansy. And you go to bed all shobon, but tomorrow is another day, VIPPER and another opportunity to make friends and kill monsters.

59 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 18:45 [Del]

Man I need to play Monster Hunter more often

60 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-23 22:50 [Del]

Touhou is fun. I am glad I stopped being lazy and finally downloaded the goddamn thing.

61 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 01:10 [Del]

I had a dream in which my favourite maths professor was a VIPPER, and he would bu~un from one end of the blackboard to the other.

62 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 01:39 [Del]

>>61
I wish I had dreams that good.

63 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 05:00 [Del]

Plop, she goes

64 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 06:21 [Del]

Welcome to the NHK pissed me off.
Here is a guy, a hiki, who has a hot yandere after him, goes out every episode, has friends and is not a virgin or fat.
nice way to make every hiki on the planet feel like even more shit.

65 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 09:38 [Del]

>>64
AHh, the magic of anime.

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67 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 11:21 [Del]

>>66

I AM IMPRESSED WITH YOUR VIPNESS

68 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 14:16 [Del]

>>64

The anime is pretty shitty. The book is good (and more realistic) though, but he's still not really that much of a hiki. More just socially awkward, depressed and has the bad habit of using the internet to buy legal drugs which he then takes in huge doses as a means of escapism.

69 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 15:48 [Del]

All I remember about Welcome to the NHK is that I want to rub the author's shiny, shiny, bald head and I'm not sure that really counts.

His head is really quite fantastically shiny.

70 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 18:00 [Del]

>>1 2010-01-18
>>69 2010-01-24

This thread is moving at the speed of light (・∀・)

71 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 18:42 [Del]

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72 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 18:45 [Del]

∴ c ≈ 69 posts / 7 days ≈ 9.86 posts / day
∴ E = mc^2 ≈ m(97.21 posts squared per day squared)
∴ the energy in one kilogram of matter is 97.21 kilogram posts squared per day squared, which for convenience we shall term 1 daddycool.

73 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 18:56 [Del]

>>72
I like to imagine traveling at a daddycool because it is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN.

74 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-24 19:10 [Del]

>>73 If daddycool was a brand of automobile I would use it often.

75 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 06:33 [Del]

Shit soup technique

76 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 07:54 [Del]

I had a cuddle foursome... someone besides my date also began reaching into my pants.

77 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 09:58 [Del]

Cuddle puddles are fun until they descend into the game, "whose in my mouth."

78 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 11:26 [Del]

>>76
you should have slapped his hand away.

79 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 12:15 [Del]

I still love you guys.

80 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 12:25 [Del]

>>79
Agreed.
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81 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 17:46 [Del]

We're close to 100,000 hits.

82 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 18:29 [Del]

This VIPPER is hungry

83 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 18:46 [Del]

This VIPPER just ate pizza, and may be rushing off to the restroom to take care of urgent business soon. TO prepare, he is stocking his PMP with "Uptime/Downtime" by The Kleptones.

84 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 20:33 [Del]

Hello, I come to you with a true story about poop:

I fostered a cat over the summer with my significant VIPPER. I named it Time Travel and it was the dumbest cat I've ever met. It didn't know how to drink from a running water fountain type bowl or understand how to scratch the catnip infused scratching post.

When we were purchasing supplies, our pet supply store advised us to wait a few days before putting the swing door on the litterbox. We waited about a week in order to make sure Time Travel became accustomed to the apartment. And then we put the swing door on. We even placed him in the litterbox with the door to show him how to walk in and out of it. We assumed he understood. After a day, we had noticed that he hadn't pooped yet, but we didn't think much of it. We joked that he must be constipated. In the middle of the night, significant VIPPER dreamed that TT pooped in the bathtub. I laughed while significant VIPPER went to pee. Significant VIPPER came running back. Time Travel had actually pooped on the bathtub.

('ー`)
THE END

85 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 20:55 [Del]

>>84
such a touching story

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87 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 21:03 [Del]

Hello, I come to you with another true story about poop:

I believe this story to be 100% true despite not being able to confirm the validity of it. My last roommate worked at a very high end clothing store and she heard this story from one of her managers. Apparently another manager, whom my roommate liked, went out to a club. The manager met a guy and he brought her back to his apartment. The next morning, the man had to leave early for work, but he told her to take her time getting up and to remember to lock the door behind her. After he left, she had the urge to take a HUGE poop. Although she was uncomfortable with making brown on some stranger's apartment, we still released her bowels with full force into the toilet. The manager went to flush, but it did not flush (Note: This is not unusual; the apartment was in an older part of the city). And so she began to panic; she didn't know what to do. She found a plastic bag, scoped out her poop and laid it on the kitchen counter. She was going to take the evidence with her. The manager quickly finished getting ready and walked out the door. However, at the last minute, she remembered the poop and turned around, but it was too late and the door closed right in front of her. She never heard from him again.

( ´∀`)
THE END

88 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 21:11 [Del]

My cat sat on a mouse once. Didn't even care. It took him a few years before he learned to actually chase them

89 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 21:11 [Del]

VIPPING at 1920x1200 on a $1k monitor I didn't pay for

90 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-25 21:38 [Del]

>>87
wwwwww Poop stories are great

91 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 07:37 [Del]

I guess I gotta put the cat on the table with regard to the matter of my compensation. This pissed-off thing ain't going to work out.

92 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 12:51 [Del]

It's so very cold and I wish a cute girl would hug me.

93 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 13:09 [Del]

A cute girl, in the snow, with mittens

94 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 13:11 [Del]

Why are you so far away.

95 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 13:59 [Del]

I'm cold and I want mittens. Where the FUCK did my mom put my mittens.

96 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 15:52 [Del]

>>87
Well I don't have a story as good as you but I once pooped on myself in a bathroom stall. Someone put saran wrap over the toilet bowl.

97 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 16:01 [Del]

>>96
was it messy?

98 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 18:00 [Del]

Wow...

99 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 22:55 [Del]

I woke up today and I was surprised to find a stray cat on my table. It is not sitting on my lap and making typing hard. w's were carried out.

100 Name: VIPPER : 2010-01-26 22:56 [Del]

not -> now. See what I mean?

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