>>952

Hairdly.

VIPPING while witnessing a 75-years-old gentleman lumberjacking a 4-meters tall dead tree.

>>953
Shit son, my gramps till the day he died at 95 was a tree killer. Able to fall C class timber piss drunk and mostly blind. Falling is an art you spend your entire life practicing, and never perfect.

Reaching 1000 soon. Oh no. Oh no.

Go for broke!

I haven't been diligent in my bumping duties. Forgive me, Daddycool

>>959
I'll be thinking about you when I'll eating the morning cereal in a moment.

I'll be thinking about >>960 when I'll also eating the morning cereal shortly.

I hate myself now.

I hate my shelf now.

I hate shellfish now.

That fucking mouse...

That fucking moose...

That clucking goose...

Let us achieve the end of this thread in a pun-free manner.

Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so VIP, the VIPPER said SAITAMA!

I forgot how addictive Harvest Moon is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became two days.

I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)

It's Golden Week!

I am too fucking shellfish...

>>972
I am fucking shellfish, too!

I forgot how addictive Street Fighter is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became almost a week.

I have so much work to get done. (´Д｀；)

I forgot how addictive cocaine is. I only meant to take a break for an hour or so, but that hour became the rest of my life.
I haven't had work in a decade. (´Д｀；)

I have an important announcement to make, but I wouldn't get past the puns.

Oh oh oh to touch and feel a halfling

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　　　　　　　　　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　/（●）（●） 　　excuse me may i pass through here
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　 :　:::.,　/ 　 /|￣￣￣￣￣/ 　 /,,;　　（◯）　　:::　ヽ|〃　　;;:
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>>978
At first I thought it was pretty VIP, but then I saw this:
"U413 is an underground forum and link sharing site. Because this site is for elite users we will not be holding your hand. The most help you have is the "HELP" command. Use it well.".
The 1337 haxx0r attitude isn't very VIP.

It's also full of people from 4c**n.

Yeah that seems like a horrible website.

Oh, it's a website? I saw CLI and tried to telnet in.

OH GOD IT'S NEARING THE END

I don't want to wait...for this thread to be over ;_;

Do not think of what ends. Think of what begins.

>>986
Do∴∵t th∴nk, fe∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵

I have a knobbly eye

The next thread will be the last that can be numbered in 3 bits.

What about QUANTUM BITS?

QUANTUM TUNNELING

>>989
WAT

Brace yourselves, VIPPER- we're nearing the end of one thread and the advent of another.

INTO THE FUTURE

Jisakujiens in the dead of night.

What what what

>>999 is an idiot

It's been a good run.

Sometimes I VIP.

This thread will always have a special place in my heart. So long, old friend.