I'm in a weird variant of the legs-on-the-desk position that looks like I'm going to break my leg with a slightest move.
The worst thing about being self-employed is the constant workplace sexual abuse from my boss.
>>153
THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND BAD AT ALLLLLL.
>>151
You, sir, have magnificent tits. I wish DaddyCool was my Daddy
The exam is in three hours and, despite VIPPER's tries, I still don't care.
VIPPER, I had a depressing experience with someone my age, maybe 20 or so.
As I departed from the first bus on the way home he casually began talking with me about the short, gritty man almost immediately ahead.
"Every time I see that guy I miss the bus. It could be a sign." His eyes were innocent as he spoke and his face stern, but I mistook his motivation for a jab at humor and responded in jest.
"Oh, yeah? He's a fuckin' black crow, man." I waited for a spirited response which these retorts usually give. However he only continued staring, expecting more, looking up to me for some advice on the matter. A child's glare. I began to feel the great disconnect occurring within his deluded perceptions, (made worse by my careless) and also the conversation itself.
He spoke once more, laconically, leaving the weight of this problem to bear entirely upon my own shoulders. "Really?"
My heart lurched forward.
Was he high? Of course I studied his gaze, the eyeballs themselves, his demeanor. Nothing overly unusual. Hands tucked out of casual insecurity within the sweater's pocket. With reasonable certainty I supposed the condition to be one he lived with daily.
It then dawned fully that not only was he genuinely shaken by the thing, but that I had unwittingly been coerced into the role of something like a big brother figure, of someone protective in an endearing way. Sympathy quickly assumed control of all thought and action. I couldn't let him go on being disturbed or troubled by this. I had to help this person who had become so important in such a short span.
"No. It's a coincidence. They happen a lot. It's alright." Meager at best, but if I affect his senses then there will be ample room to speak.
Relief showed above the brow as tension eased. At this point we were stationary, halted by the orthogonal flow of traffic.
"So I shouldn't worry about it?"
"That's right. Don't worry." The overhead lights flashed green and I began to cross.
He said, "Okay," but I almost heard this as an exclamation, so much better was he now. With the situation at such an abrupt conclusion I met a loss for anything more. My work was done. I comforted him. We traversed the remainder of the way together, then sat at the same stop.
Shortly after he walked meaningfully across the street to the convenience store for a quick purchase before the bus arrived. It came as he returned and I was nearly in the doorway when he approached me for the second time. I turned, curious. He held a rectangular box midway between us, obviously an offering. A closer look noted them to be chocolate-dipped strawberries. But my usual apathy had overcome me by then and I thought nothing but to politely deny the present.
I can't even finish writing the rest in an appealing way. He took up a seat farther down from mine and began asking anyone he saw to share the chocolates. I'm going to go cry I'm so sad fuck fuck fuck why did I not at least eat with him
>>157
I often wish I had the courage to hug random (and harmless) strangers who just look so sad.
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Been playing a bunch of MAG. I didn't think too much of it at first, but the game really grows on you once you figure out the mess.
I'm terminally bored - What can I do VIPPERS ?
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I'll never forget the last episode of Lucky Star. I had been waiting for so long for them to do the dance; patiently sitting, waiting, knowing it was coming. My life was consumed by it and it was all I had left. Now, finally, I have experienced it and there is no more need for living and breathing. My existence is complete. I have reached a level of enlightenment beyond nirvana or any so called inner peace. Buddah could only dream. After waiting for over twenty four long, arduous weeks, I have finally been able to witness the greatest moment in the history of anime, no.........mankind. I have seen the enhanced Lucky Star dance. I remember sitting through the episode, in the darkness of my room, sweating and shivering. It was calling to me; I could feel it. Its force. Its presence. Its being. Talking to me, conversing with my mind and body. Calling to me, in a voice both heavenly and seductive. It wanted me and I wanted it. We were being drawn together. The episode continued to play on. The talk of the cheer-leading routine stirred me. This was it. I knew it was coming. Everything I had been hoping for this entire anime season, all anime seasons, and every waking second of my life was about to peak into one condensed explosion of pure euphoria. And I was ready to receive it.
Then they began the dance. I stared, at first, completely devoid of any possible emotion. As I watched their delicate, rhythmical bodies moving along with the music, my eyes were glued and stayed that way. I was perplexed and amazed. A wave of undescrible emotions passed through me. The world around me was spinning. The meaning of life and the entire history of man and the universe and everything before and after and to be flashed before my eyes. It was the most amazing experience of my life. Both orgasmic and purifying, soul tearing and unifying. Then it ended. I looked to the floor and noticed I was now in midair, hovering five feet above the ground. I have no need for worldly possessions. I know everything and need nothing. I completely understand the universe. I have reached Lucky Enlightenment.
>>168
Considering "**The first anime I ever saw was "Revolutionary Girl Utena" the movie." as the yardstick to judge all anime kopipe, I can only rate this ⊂二.
I absolutely LOVE Secret Area of Vip Oekaki.
I LOVE it.
It helps me when I feel lonely.
Why are there tons of posts at random times?
>>173
Because the VIP is a cool place to chill and relax. We don't need to be punctual about our posting.
>>173
Because unlike users of other forums/BBS VIPPERs often have previous engagements!
Yeah, like playing the latest CAVE SHOOTER.
Today is the day this particular VIPPER is happy. The best thing about being miserable all the time is that you can truly enjoy days like this one.
Passion Pit? Coding?? SANDWICHES?! Now THAT'S a VIP QUALITY day!
Actually, today is such a great day that I will bump this thread twice. That's right, two bumps in one day.
lol ducks are shit
Speaking of the law, I found $5 worth of weed on the ground.
:>
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Really, I will never understand women.
I want to be a VIPPER and I want to get BU-N'd
I was listening to the local news, and they were saying about an incident where four horses entered a frozen lake and the ice cracked and the horses drowned. How poetic.
I FEEL ALRIGHT I FEEL ALRIGHT FEEL ALRIGHT FEEL ALRIGHT CRAZY SAXAPHONE
I FEEL ALRIGHT!
So how is everyone else?
I am waiting for a dfriend to come online so we can have a VIP QUALITY day, so I am very excited!
I hate backstabbing posers, and what I hate even more are backstabbing posers that don't see anything wrong with what they're doing.
Really, I dont think that anyone knows what a masterpiece this website is. Fun? yes. Endless Fun? not yet, but it could be with the proper financial backer. For now just keep going one quarter at a time, and when my big hoopy musical group(which happens to have a song called saovq we made in 2001) gains its highest attenuation and we are rich beyond mere quaters I will come back and fund you little adventure.
>>195
I apologized for using VIP memes off the board. I didn't think people would be able to trace it back to here.
My mother wants to talk to me on Skype.
I live with my mother.
>>198
My only question was, why on earth would you post it there of all places? Who holds your loyalty, VIPPER? Is it DaddyCool or is it someone else.
>>200
It is Daddy Cool, I traded him my self respect and intellect for VIP coins, but I get so VIP sometime that when I visit some image boards I accidentally BU~N in happiness that people start to look into what the fuck I am doing. On the plus side, I found a female VIPPER this way and I am very happy, on the downside, quality has gone away.
I'LL BUMP THIS THREAD, SEXILY.
I'll bump, but just a little ;)
I have posted.
F O E
Almost at 100k hits
"bill we are not together"
I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove coffee.
I'm having a déjà vu.
Back when I was a freshman in high school, I was friends with this person who, looking back, was borderline psychotic. They told me about all these friend they had who lived out of state/town and had all kinds of drama in their life. They even went so far as to create fake myspace profiles of these people and friend me using these accounts and talk to me.
Have any other VIPPERS had experiences with crazy people?
I have class tomorrow, we were supposed to read half of Frankenstein and make chapter notes, but I have had a lot of other work to do. As thus I have not started.
Kabemp
I'm not watching the Superbowl, but I will eat and drink as if I were.
Wait, today was the super bowl? I completely missed it, and by "it" I mean Animal Planets vastly superior Puppy Bowl.
But seriously, they didn't talk about much this year, did they?
>>217
I don't think they were crazy so much as just melancholy and hyperactive. I've done some pretty elaborate things just to fool people.
>>217
How'd you find out they were fake?
I knew a Japanese kid in middle school who was obsessed with The Matrix, always drew violent stick figure cartoons, hated girls, would pretend to shoot people all the time, y'know, typical crazy middle schooler stuff. Then one day he went too far and wrote down a hit list of people he didn't like. A teacher found it and he had to go to the guidance counselor several times to have some special talks.
I really didn't think much of it back then; it always seemed like he was just joking, in his own bizarre way. Good thing that all happened before the V-tec shooting though, who knows how much counseling he would have to go through
>>224
He was Japanese, you say? Perhaps you met a VIPPER in the making.
>>226
Sir, I am afraid that you have to come with me.
I am bumping this thread, and no one can stop me.
I will attempt to stop you, but I know it is fruitless, since I mispelled "sage" and I'm too lazy to fix it.
What... What do we do if we're not sure if we've posted in the census thread? I don't think I have, and I scanned all the posts but didn't see anything that looked like mine, but still...
What's going on?
I keep forgetting to bump this thread when I visit
So I'll make up for it with a double bump
I am trapped in a snowstorm with very little food in my apartment, but I will draw from Daddycool's strength to help me survive.
Over the last couple of days I've only slept an hour or so, and I spent a lot of last night and this morning watching Peep Show, which uses almost exclusively point of view shots. Later in the day, as I sat looking out of the train window, waiting for it to leave the station, one of the actors from Peep Show walked past, looking exactly like he does in the show.
It was more than a little weird; for a few seconds I just did not know what the hell was going on and whether this was real or what. The person I was with saw him as well so I'm fairly sure he wasn't a hallucination, but I still can't be sure I'm not dreaming this or that I'm not a character in a TV show.
<&Wik> my hands smell like blood and semen
>>238
Was it Jez or Mark? On a related note, I can't wait until the new season comes out
>>238
This is incredible. I think I would have pooped myself. Peep Show is an amazing show. With that said, I refuse to watch anything else they did because they would stop being Mark and Jez.
Having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
It's 3:05 AM. I'm going to start contemplating maybe sleeping.
I need to stay up until 3AM, I do not normally do this.
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como esta
A bathrobe over deep blue pyjamas is definitely the most VIP of my indoor attires.
