Please listen to me, it really is related to this thread. It was April Fools' Day a while ago, you know, April Fools'? Well. Anyway. I went to SAoVQ, and there were an insane number of people posting there, I could barely get in. Then, I looked at >>729. He had written:
"I'm not posting in this thead. ... APRIL FOOLS! Haha, got ya!"
Oh, the stupidity. That idiot. You, don't come to SAoVQ just to post these stupid "pranks," fool. What kind of a prank is it to say you're not going to do something, and then you do it? Then you say APRIL FOOLS, as if you had really fooled anybody. Then right next to >>729 was >>730. Family of 2, all out for some April Foolery, huh? How fucking nice.
"Woah, >>729, you really had me fooled there! ... Except you didn't, APRIL FOOLS!"
God, I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 150 fucking VIPCOINS if you just get out of SAoVQ. SAoVQ should be a manly place, for men like lumberjacks. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start posting, and then the bastard beside me goes "Shall I explain what April fools is supposed to be?" Who in the world points out failures like that, you moron? Such rhetorical, sarcastic questions are not witty! I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to tell them what April Fools' is all about?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Shall I explain"?
Coming from a SAoVQ veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, the altered kopipe. That's right, the altered kopipe. This is the vet's way of posting. Altering a well-known kopipe means more old material than original content. But on the other hand the irony level is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you post this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the mods from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you should just stick with posting in the Tablecat thread.