You can do it, >>748-san! I believe in you!

>>748
Please do yourself a favor and KEEP IT UP! You won't believe how quickly you begin to enjoy it. I've started running 2 miles every night on a treadmill. When I started a month ago, I felt like I was going to die, but now I feel great!

>>748
It only hurts that bad the first few times. After that, you'll have adjusted.

Working out doesn't work for me, I do 60km on a bike every second day and eat healthily and I lost 0.1kg in two weeks.

>>755
You may be losing fat and getting more muscle mass! Your diet must also be considered. Don't be so quick to dismiss it.

Sometimes I forget what site I'm on. Am I supposed to be a VIPPER, or a DQN?

>>757
You can be both.

Is it gay to do a tomboy up the pooper

What if she's wearing a strap-on and a false beard at the time

Today is the Dreamcast's 11th birthday in North America ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Hello, hello.

>>762
It's all in your mind.

Why is it that I've seen the exact same posts (>>757 and >>758) in two different places?

>>764
I already told you.

I'm going to get some whipped cream. I put it on pancakes for the first time last week and now I can't eat pancakes without it.

>>765 No, that's all in your mind.

God, what a VIP

I received the following missive today:

"Dear Customer,

HimeyaShop is now offering a wide variety of selected items unique to Japanese culture on a two week cycle.
This time, the sale features lunch boxes. The offer will be available from Sep 9th to 22nd, so don't miss it.
http://www.himeyashop.com/index.php/cPath/164"

×　10-20 dollars
○　chibi and kawaii
○　2 kotoba
○　not made in China or Corea
×　made out of ceramics but NOT plastic
○　comes with a matching chopstick holder
×　(WITH matching chopsticks)
○　not pinku or any other girl color

Close, but no cigar. And so the search continues...

I just noticed that somebody copied my post on DQN and posted it here. I feel flattered.

>>769 Did you recently discover the bento pasta? Anyway, I found that to be mildly amusing.

Does anybody remember which thread featured a mutation of the bento box kopipe that ended with "I don't want my love to touch her congenitu haato defectu (congential heart defect)"? I cannae find it again.

I am embarking on a long journey my friends.

Next time you see me, don't ask for my name.

Hello VIPsters.

Unco is bitter and delicious.

Signs of being a VIPPER: you hear the word "barnyard animals", and think of chickens

When did we get the AA story board? Why isn't it in the main menu?

I just bought some instant noodles for 35p at my local Oriental Superstore and they were really tasty and SO VERY VERY SPICY.

The noodles were also rice noodles, which made for a nice change.

>>778
It's a super SECRET, only for those who read the story I presume.

I just used my bokutou as a fly swatter, actually got the little bastard!

i failed to shift jizz

This thread must stay at the top.

I was here earlier, but forgot to bump the thread!

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My stomach hurts. I may have eaten something bad...

Google Scribe is fun to screw with. I wrote the following mostly by continuously pressing 'Enter' at Google's suggestions, occasionally feeding it a word or two.

"Google, will you be my girlfriend?" asked the VIPPER.

"I am a new user account and password," said the man.

"I search for meaning in your words, which are somehow statistically significant."

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes," replied the other hand.

Searching for an answer in Google's cold white console, I shrunk involuntarily at the vast superiority of the Computer's Mind, and decided to listen to its whole diatribe, lest the answer to life come forth within its cryptic words. It began to speak:

"I am a new user account and password and try again in a few minutes to make those updates are not sent to the poster of the Ad Hoc Committee on the Judiciary Committee of the Whole Meeting Minutes August 8 at the door of the house and the other is another way to get around them and the other is a new and improved version of the Macromedia Flash Player to view this video in a new window in your browser to use this feature to work properly until you restart your computer and the Internet."

Upon hearing these words, I reached Satori.

I'ma put some noodles in the pot

I bought a used game recently. As I started to play it, I saw the previous owner's saved files and characters. It made me wonder who they were. Then I slipped into a state of tanasinn...

>>788
I am 2 in a half fish, half of the year and the next day and the next day delivery on all orders over the phone or in writing to the Director of the Center for the Arts and Humanities Research Council of Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada

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HOKUTO HYAKURETSU KEN!!

OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU

Terebii dorama

平沢唯 or 平沢進?

I am sitting in front of a computer.

>>791
Banana soup and a sandwich for lunch and dinner and the reception of the first and second ends of the earth and the sun.

Bright green leaves and a bud tea co uk English Additional information on your Dell Laptop Deals. Musical chairs at the table and the table of contents available for download from the site of the National Academy of Sciences. I have no problem with the web site of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States and Canada and the United States and Canada. Tomorrow, I'm going to be a member of the Board of Directors of the Company and the Company shall be entitled to a refund.

Morning vipping. Hello, world.

>>798 Hello, VIPPER! Hope you had a great morning vipping.

HOW DO I FUCK

>>800
YOU STICK IT IN, SHAKE IT AROUND, AND PEE!

ASS DANCE ASS DANCE~~~~

Wanna play rape?

No?

That's the spirit!

>>797
Don't think, feel and act as a planning authority needs to make a difference in the lives of children and young people in the world. Yoshinoya Beef Bowl Restaurant in the World of Warcraft or WoW as it is a good idea to have a look at the new version of the Macromedia Flash Player.

To VIP or not to VIP? That is never the question since obviously one must VIP!

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

VIP OUT

LE FREAK, C'EST VIP

NOW VIP

NOW VIP

VIPcest

RELAX, TAKE IT EA〜SY!

<3 Mika

VIPgasm

Forming these words with VIP integrated into them is fun!

onii-cha~n

WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
WESTERN VALUES MEAN NOTHING TO HER
she is the girl of our dreams
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL
SHE IS BEYOND GOOD AND EVIL

The Pop Group is most certainly VIP quality. Cheers, ladmate.

I am going to Italy next week. I will be looking hard for you, ITALIAN VIPPER.

Just take a picture already, YOU...YOU...DOUBLE SPOILER!

Wish I were a bitch-man

Early morning vip -

>>821
Hey there VIPPER.

Vippin' day and night~

In soviet russia, tanasinn chamber goes into you

>>826

That sounds erotic.

>>827
Can I stick my tanasinn chamber into you right now?

"By the way, take a look at my Tanasinn Chamber. What do you think of it?"

"It's...quite large."

>>829
I got the reference almost immediately. Should I feel bad about this? ( ´Д｀)

>>830
Nope.

I just realized there is no entry on Tanasinn.info on the Tanasinn Chamber.

>>832
It probably disappeared into the Tanasinn Chamber.

>>832
Somebody made an article on the Tanasinn Chamber once on Etherchan, which resulted in the entire site being swallowed up and being replaced by tanasinn.info.

>>835
CONTAINMENT NEEDED

>>835
TERMINATION NEEDED

Oh yeah, my tanasinn chamber is full to bursting

Is QUALITY objective or subjective? If the former, who decides?

QUALITY is defined solely by the phrase "Don't think, feel, and you will be tanasinn." This phrase, using the key words of "think" and "feel", obviously is referring to the two worldviews (Worldview I and Worldview II respectively) in terms of modern communication theory. The "feel", which is what all VIPPERs should do, is thus subjective by definition. By extension, VIP QUALITY could be considered such. The important thing to keep in mind, though, is that this type of subjectivity is shared amongst all VIPPERs, for being a VIPPER means you are part of one individual entity known as VIPPER, and thus share the same subjectivity as a sort of local objectivity in situations where VIP QUALITY needs to be evaluated.

I put my dignified face on~

>>843
I know that feel. I don't think I'm a member yet either for the same reason.

>>843-844
I'm in the group. Feel free to add me to your friends so that I can invite you. I linked to my profile using the "Link" field.

I like to VIP.

I haven't VIPPED for a while. I've been busy sinking deeper into the dark cavern of NEET. Actually this is the first time I've... "talked", or directed symbolic language, to anyone but myself for some weeks.

Have to write an essay on 'How people demonstrate their identity through their usage of language on the internet' for linguistics 101. The subject just seems so intensely embarrassing that it's effectively paralyzed any of my efforts to write on it.

All the same, I'll probably just take some GaiaOnline posts and write some boring theory about 'eastern emoticons' as symbols of a desire to associate with Japan.

>>848
I think you should address the linguistics of tanasinn.

I almost forgot.

>>848

That sounds like a great essay to write! You should examine people who talk in all lowercase, proper case, and allcaps.