Can't believe I'm so close to the end.
I spend a lot of time on the net as well. I probably average about 10 hours on a Wednesday, due to the fact I've got no classes and loads of coursework to do with the only available assessment briefs being on-line, but I guess I break that up by sleeping more than usual (I average 5 hours a night the rest of the week, but I sleep 12 hours on a Tuesday and either a Friday or a Saturday night), cooking, chatting to my flatmates and occasionally playing PS2 with them.
I do have a social life, but I'm also pretty tight-fisted with money, plus as I said tons of coursework to do, so the rest of the week I probably average 6 hours a day.
When I was a child, a toddler, I thought to myself, "What should I do with my life? Is there any reason to be alive at all?" Through thought, I discovered my answers. I should devote my life to making others happy and enjoying the random noises the people of the Earth produce. As for the second question, I determined the answer was, "No," except for reasons I could arbitrarily decide for myself.
I spend an absolutely excessive amount of time on the Internet, and I regret nothing, nor will I ever regret a single moment spent. Every single moment of my life is a perfect waste of time, for we all come to the same conclusion in the end, regardless of our Earthly accomplishments and wishes. I have the potential to be an astronaut, the next president, the most brilliant mathematician, anything I want to be. All I want to be is a VIP.
I love my life. Every day is a new experience, every conversation feels like an important exchange, every person I meet is unique. I have learned that the key to happiness is letting go of the illusion.
Let go.
You can get the man off the internet, but you cannot get the internet off the man?
This post is a tribute to a fellow I like to call VIPPER.
I haven't been here for a few months, have my VIPcoins collected interest?
jewish anal rape of doom, in memoriam
Going to the dentist tomorrow. I haven't been to a dentist in three years. I'm scared.
I walked barefoot on concrete and asphalt for about an hour under the scalding sun today, now my feet are full of bubbles. It hurts to walk...
>>54 has a similar outlook on life as I do.
A friend and I were talking about it recently, actually. He said that when he realized the things >>54 described in his posts, he felt very sad, and meaningless.
Which confused me, because I, like >>54, found solace in them.
I believe it is because he spends too much time thinking, and not enough time feeling.
Good luck to you!
Pop the bubbles. Seriously it hurts like hell, but they seem to heal faster, at least in my experience.
Last night I was working and a guy came up and gave me a Shin-chan manga in Japanese. Then he ran off before we could chat. wwww
I'm 21 and I just bought the first orange in my life. Choosing between the spoon method and the knife method is an important call for me.
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Those links at the bottom are nice too, all the Daddycool you could ever want!
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Four days, and we're already to 71 posts! Today's my short day at school. I have political science and philosophy with the shitty new teacher.
I was bored, so I read http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Industrial_Society_and_Its_Future (The Unabomber Manifesto). A great read.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikisource/en/c/c0/Disruption_of_the_power_process.png this image is worth looking at
http://yutori7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1262841484/
Daddycool should have won the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to promote cross-cultural understanding
Onii-cha~~n!
I just burned a fly to death with my flashlight.
This ain't the Garden of Eden. There ain't no angles above.
fuck no i don't care for this shit.
>>75
E2D, the bulb replaced with a 150 lumen one. The fly was dead in ten seconds.
Zetta Beeeam!
Grado HP-1s will damage your hearing, even with a tube amp.
I always mean to post in this thread, but I usually don't get around to it...
I haven't been able to VIP for 6 days so I'm celebrating by posting while taking a shit.
Unfortunately if I close my legs enough to support my laptop and type with both hands I can no longer shit so really this is less than ideal.
I am a bee. Buzz buzz buzz.
I hate chat threads
Why am I still up? It's 05:48!
Where does one find girls?
I am Jeff Mills. Dun dun du-n-dun-dun, Dun dun dun-dun-dun, Doo doo doo-doo-doo intellectual interview, Dun dun dun-dun-dun
>>87
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And that's "The Bells" in a general fashion.
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"Man, if that's hell... fuck it, you know? I mean, I could chill there. Unless Scorpion came and started gettin' in your shit. 'Cause it'd just be like... 'You're a dick, man.'"
>>82
Hey, I'm doing that too, but luckily there's a countertop that I can use, just have to sit on the toilet sideways.
Here's my daily bump~
SHITBALLS UP MY ASS
On my way home, I heard some cats mewing. It turns out they there two kittens underneath a concrete sewer rise. I tried to lure them out, and they just jumped straight down into the hole to get away. Badass.
Why did I not bump this thread yesterday when I had change?
>>96
Sorry VIPPER, I forgot yesterday and here is my bump for today.
What does it mean when a girl is specifically looking into a male flatmate? Am I looking too much into it?
I do not always bump this thread because I don't always have something to post that I think will amuse or interest other VIPPERs.
>>98, you might be looking into it too much. She could just be tired of living with female flatmates for whatever reason. Of course, it depends on the exact situation that she expressed this desire.
I've been dodging some bullets in my courses, but now it's time to buckle down. I have some important things coming up to work on.
How is VIPPER?
Slept through my classes, but no biggie, those classes are on stuff I've already covered extensively.
Spending the day tidying up and maybe doing assignments. Oh, and being VIP, obviously.
>>100
I'd drop that class if I were you, bullets will end your academic studies very quickly.
My first semester is just AS/A-level stuff that I took all the right courses for and thus already know. Luckily it means I can focus on my VIP hobbies.
Don't worry, academic VIPPERs, I'm cheering for all of you! ( ί ί)
Let me share a small event that made me disproportionally happy.
Tomorrow, I'm going to school on a bike. Today, I am hungry and want to eat a supper. I was in a tight situation when I discovered that I have enough cornflakes for only one meal left! I had to choose between either going to bed hungry or risking not having enough strength tomorrow morning. What do I do, what do I do? Then I see something under the table. What's that? Is that an unopened, fresh if forgotten, toast bread? That's exactly it! I am saved and also eating four slices of toast bread with strawberry jam.
>>105
Bread with jam is the most VIP quality meal ever, coming from a fellow jam-bread consumer
I always forget text art mode because I use a css tweak displaying everything with Mona, the only convenient way to have AA display right outside of windows ;_;
>>107
I thought that all posts are in Mona be default. I'm sorry, VIPPER.
VIPPing from a lecture where for some reason we are hearing a lengthy story about mistaking Gaelic for garlic.
Forgot my age
I stand up next to a mountain, and chop it down with the edge of my hand!
ARE YOU READY FOR INSERTIO?!
Do I have to post if all I do during the day is lurk?
More then 100 posts in 10 days.
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>>117
WHOOHOO!
These threads always seem to pass by so quickly in their first days, but putter out into our usually speed after a couple weeks.
I may be wrong though, so feel free to prove me wrong~
I think that audio surf is pretty cool to play on my zune, but I sort of see that it wasn't made as good as the pc version that you have to buy because it's free software.
It's still pretty fun though.
SAoVP and SAoVQ seem to have gained 2 unVIP threads in my absence(not that it had anything to do with my absence)
Water tastes good in certain VIP induced conditions.
You know, sometimes I wonder,
"Are they VIPPER?"
as I pass by somebody.
We are fast approaching the 10000 post mark in SAOVP. How the time does fly.
>>127
I think VIPPER is referring to the location thread in SAoVQ and the "-1" bullshit in SAoVP.
Feel good!
VIP Quality is impossible.
For the first weekend in my life, I have actually received an invitation to a Friday night event. Not only that, but I received two and can't decide which one to follow -- my life is truly changing rapidly.
A girl invited me over to her house. She asked me to come at 21:00 "to just hang out and watch movies until whenever."
I just stayed home and played on the internet. #NEET#
I wanted to try and finish my last essay for university this weekend, but looking after dogs turned out to be a bit more demanding than previously expected. At least it gave me time to do some more reading, quote-mining and genereal thinking on the subject.
I also beat DQIX today with a single character. Nobody else ever entered into the party, save for those jobs that required another party member due to gameplay mechanics. Now that I've finished it, I don't see the point in the post-game content - the whole thing looks pretty 'done' to me.
The only person within a 2 hour radius that I am capable of making eye contact with is my ex. She doesn't want to see me for several more days. I'm so lonely.
( ί ί) I just finished Touhou: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil!
( ί °ί) On easy mode...
( ί -ί) With all of my continues...
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Making a lasagna, in your punani
Impressive Mustaches, in your punani
Mike Paradinas, in your punani
Intellivision Basketball, in your punani
He-Man and Skeletor, in your punani
Producing lots of records, in your punani
Undergoing plastic surgery, in your punani
Pretending I'm from London, in your punani
???? and Harris(?), in your punani
Helen Grocery, in your punani
Grilling a Panini, in your punani
Lucky Co. Express, in your punani
Langside and Furby, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Selling crystal meth, in your punani
I want to cash my check, in your punani
Wearing leather jackets, in your punani
Driving my car, in your punani
Welfare Wednesday, in your punani
Furby and Langside, in your punani
I want to put orange juice, in your punani
Egg salad sandwiches, in your punani
Hot dogs and french fries, in your punani
Chef Boyardee, in your punani
As I rushed to turn the kettle off before the water boiled completely I realised the place I'm borrowing is big enough to bu-n in, which made the wait for my tea to brew very enjoyable.
Here I am to save the world I am
Cooking up some habanero, garlic and ginger sauce; damn the fumes are making me sneeze.
I haven't had anything to eat for a few days. I've also been a bit grumpy. Maybe there's a link!
I found an old friend's ad when looking for a flat myself. She's moving out. I wonder where to.
I bought a coat that makes me want to VIP.
