Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [PART 9] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2010-10-04 11:27 [Del]

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777 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 01:15 [Del]

On March 27th, I will have to surround myself with many people to get what I want. If I can stay there despite my social phobia making me really nervous and uncomfortable, I'll be able to buy the object of my desire.

Until then, I'll be working out and trying to improve my self-esteem to deal with having to stay surrounded with people for what could possibly be 8+ hours of standing.

778 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 01:54 [Del]

>>777
Good luck yo!

779 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 05:30 [Del]

>>777
They will release a new iPhone this soon?

780 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 07:03 [Del]

You can do it, >>777. We believe in you.

781 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 07:05 [Del]

I just got brainwashed.

782 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 07:42 [Del]

>>779
Like someone with social phobia would care about some Apple product.

783 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 08:47 [Del]

>>773

Ouch, that's a shame. The tutor for my first class was 10 minutes late, most of my classmates were ready to give up and leave.

I ended up giving the lecture a miss, but it would have just been two hours of what is already in the course handbook, so fuck it.

Also I didn't cook those agnus beefburgers, but I will today. I fixed my sleeping pattern, which was the main issue.

784 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 14:46 [Del]

>>777
The 3DS ?
If so, why don't you just preorder ?

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786 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-21 18:10 [Del]

>>782
May I point out it was the joke?

Regarding the 3DS, definitely not buying at launch. With handhelds being the last platform the Japanese still routinely develop fun games for, and with the early 90's "conceal those japtoons customers won't buy this shit" attitudes making a huge comeback, I'll wait until it's import-broken.
Probably gonna have to be full-on piracy-broken, too, unless there's a safe and legal way to access the foreign stores.

Thankfully, knowing Nintendo's track record with security, that probably won't take longer than a year.

787 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-23 18:09 [Del]

Does any other VIPPER enjoy eating sprouts? I discovered that a big box of sprouts (200g) is an excellent snack for the night. Does a dietician VIPPER suggest that I stop?

788 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-23 21:33 [Del]

>>787
I've been craving sprouts

789 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-23 22:25 [Del]

There's a website I visit every now and then.

Mostly when I have absolutely nothing else to do, and I'm just looking to kill some time.

I don't do anything when I go- I can't. It's only a log-in page. Aside from pages meant to annoy users who use false log-in information, I've never seen anything aside from this log-in page. Even those are gone now.

I just go, and look. Sometimes I'll try to use log-in information that I know won't work, just to see if I'm wrong. I'm always right, though; "INVALID USERNAME/PASSWORD."

But every now and then, I'll type in the URL, and load the page again, just to see if it's any different.

It isn't. It's just like it has been over the years- a log-in page.

790 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-24 08:53 [Del]

>>787
I love putting sprouts on sandwiches, especially with roast beef. There are some dangers involved since they're raw food, so always eat them fresh and clean, and just don't eat too many. Wikipedia says to stick to under 550g a day.

791 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-24 19:27 [Del]

Nyam nyam nyam nyam ^___^

792 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-24 22:07 [Del]

>>789

URL? Also, try brute-forcing it with the username "admin"

793 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 02:27 [Del]

I am the hungry.

794 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 03:57 [Del]

I think tomorrow I will kill the person responsible for my life being shit.

795 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 05:40 [Del]

>>794
That would just make your life more shit.

796 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 07:40 [Del]

>>795 It'd indirectly be the dead guy's fault for making it shittier, too!

797 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 09:21 [Del]

>>794
Why not just shit on his doorstep in the middle of the night? I am sure that will anger him.

798 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 13:25 [Del]

I woke up at 5:50 AM, I just now opened the frontdoor to pick up the newspaper.

It's 6:30 PM

I feel like such a hikki.

799 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 13:39 [Del]

>>797
Leave a shit in his chimney rather.

800 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-25 19:37 [Del]

I couldn't sleep on Saturday night so I went to bed at 5pm on Sunday, after having been awake for over 30 hours.

Then after waking up at 3am I stayed up for 23 hours.

Then I slept for 20 hours.

My body clock is totally fucked.

801 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 01:21 [Del]

>>800
I've been having the same problem for the last two or so weeks. I really need to fix this.

802 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 01:37 [Del]

>>801
Yeah, I've been having this problem off-and-on, too.

803 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 06:44 [Del]

>>800
I went to bed at 4 the night before last, got up at 11 thinking "Huh, a reasonable 7 hours". Then I went for a nap at midday and woke up again at around 10pm, only to go straight back to sleep and now I've only just woken up (at half past 1).

804 Name: >>794 : 2011-01-26 08:45 [Del]

Well I got into a fight with him and broke his nose and cut his face and arm. I guess this is how close I get to killing him this year.

805 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 08:56 [Del]

I'm a 180cm, 85kg, 23-years-old guy. How much 40% alcohol vodka/whisky would I have to drink to get wasted?

806 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 10:54 [Del]

>>805
245cl, or possibly less.

807 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 10:58 [Del]

>>805
There are a number of factors, like your genetics, so the best way to find out is to slowly drink until you are wasted.

808 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 12:05 [Del]

>>807
Also, if he's drinking on a full stomach/empty stomach. But yeah, do what >>807 and just drink until you're shitfaced.

809 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 12:46 [Del]

>>804
Please tell us the full story. I'm concerned, VIPPER.

810 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 13:48 [Del]

>>809
Two years and eight days ago that person irrevocably took away form me the most important thing I ever had. I'm sorry, I can't get into further details without making it dangerously personal. You may give me your e-mail address if you want.
Last year I wanted to do something but I just stood before his house.
I wanted to do something again for the second anniversary but I had an important family issue. A week later I waited again, when when he got out I got into a fight and hit and cut him.

811 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 15:23 [Del]

>>810
My email is fusianasan.sageru@gmail.com, but IRC works too!

812 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 18:30 [Del]

I hate the Internet at night. It's too quiet, too stagnant.

813 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-26 23:54 [Del]

>>812
That's actually the reason why I prefer to be awake at night and to be on the internet during the night.

814 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 01:12 [Del]

I'm not working on an independent project that I'm "working" on, but it'll be ok because I have a long time to do it in, and hopefully the time wasted becomes inspiration etc etc.

And technology allows us to live forever, VIPPING for as long as we want.

815 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 06:02 [Del]

The "NGP" has been announced. It seems pretty cool.

816 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 06:52 [Del]

I have an exam in 40 minutes and I'm still working on my own problems. Namely,

MAP[sb][i >> (size - 1)][i & (BIT(size) - 1)] = file->tile_table[tiles[i]];

and how it's not doing what I want. Perhaps I should start over.

817 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 07:41 [Del]

>>814
I am always scared by how much I relate to everything VIPPER says.

818 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 19:50 [Del]

>>815
The touch pads on the back is a really cool idea.

819 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 20:35 [Del]

>>815
The Neo Geo Pocket has been announced for a long time.

820 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 21:15 [Del]

Well SAOVQ, I'm back from ██████. Surprisingly enough, DADDY COOL let me pay with cudders to get back in. I missed you guys.

821 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 22:29 [Del]

>>820
Welcome back! How was ██████? It's been a while since I've last gone there.

822 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-27 22:46 [Del]

>>820
Welcome back.

>>819
Heh.

>>819
The touchpads (capacitive) on the back is a bit odd, but it apparently has a capacitive front touchscreen as well. The microphone, front/back camera, 3G, GPS, gyroscope, and accelerometer seem to be a bit too much. They're already trying to make it a portable PS3.

823 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-29 04:08 [Del]

I keep devoting much time and energy to an unattainable girl. I keep lying to myself that it's because I just want a close friend.

824 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-29 11:35 [Del]

>>823 Be persistent, VIPPER! Girlfriends don't just fall off trees!

825 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-29 12:50 [Del]

I want to become a NEET.

826 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-29 21:12 [Del]

>>825
Me too. It seems so glamorous.

827 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-29 21:50 [Del]

I am excited by that Kareha stylesheet thread.

828 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-30 07:49 [Del]

I believe I lost my keys and my landlord has a short temper. What do I do?

829 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-30 09:42 [Del]

>>828
Talk to your landlord.

830 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-30 10:10 [Del]

>>828
Confront your landlord and accuse him of stealing your keys.

831 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-30 19:12 [Del]

I now know two people that are sick with a fever that produces dizziness and hallucinations. I'm starting to feel the same way myself. Since the three of us are in contact only through the internet, there must either be a worldwide epidemic, or a virus that transmits through the internet!

832 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-31 12:00 [Del]

>>713
I'm back now. orz

833 Name: VIPPER : 2011-01-31 14:53 [Del]

I spent my weekend with a real life female.
She went home last night.
We went to a museum and everything ^__^

834 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 06:17 [Del]

http://tablecat.co.cc/ This software updated! Love child of Shiichan and Kareha.

Some guy on IRC gave me 100 bitcoins because they're "worthless." I sold them for $65 USD on a different IRC. Now PayPal's transferring it to my bank account. Speaking of currencies, does anyone know the current USD/VIP(coin) ratio?

Also, canv.as! I tried making a few bad posts to see if the mods were asleep, like drawing swastikas on random drawings. They were deleted in minutes. Do you see a potential for quality there in the near future?

835 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 08:37 [Del]

>>834
You got into the canv.as closed beta? Good for you!
How is it? Is it as web two-point-oh as I've heard?

836 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 12:50 [Del]

>>835 On the main page, there's just images. Think about Danbooru. On the side of the page are 9 "stickers" (Smile, frown, question mark, gentlemen's face, wtf, lol, #1, a cookie, and a heart). You can drag stickers onto images as a way to easily give feedback. Bad images get lots of frowny faces or wtfs, good images get smiley faces, #1, heart, so on. Threads work like an imageboard thread, but with one difference: You can "remix" a work. Something odd about it right now is that if you remix a reply image, rather than posting in a thread, it posts in the second image's thread.

I'll take some screenshots later and put them on the imageboard.

837 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 15:37 [Del]

>>836
Oh god, i think i got to puke.

838 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 16:51 [Del]

>>837
VIPPER and 5 others liked this.

839 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 17:26 [Del]

I just saw that new /soc/ board on fortran. I understand now why posting pictures of oneself/too much info about one's life is so discouraged here. It may seem innocent enough at first, but then it continues to spread like dry rot, until it's too late to stop it.

The horror...

840 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-01 19:36 [Del]

Everything in moderation. A little bit of personal sharing can be good if it's actually amusing to others.

841 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-02 06:58 [Del]

※※・警告・WARNING: PERSONAL INFORMATION AHEAD・警告・※※
※※DO NOT CONTINUE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY MATERIAL OF THIS NATURE※※

My lecturer is trying to set me up with girls in my class. I do not understand why she is doing this and I would like her to stop.

※※END OF PERSONAL INFORMATION※※
★★ CONTINUE VIPPING ★★

842 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-02 09:13 [Del]

>>841
You are a labrat in her social experiment

843 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-02 10:19 [Del]

>>841

Hahaha that's adorable.

I wish one of mine would do the same though.

844 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-02 11:28 [Del]

>>841
If the girls in your class are attractive, why not go for it? Or do you find this all degrading and humiliating?

845 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-02 11:39 [Del]

>>841
Threaten to sue her, that would do the job.

846 Name: DJ : 2011-02-03 01:45 [Del]

hit on her and see what happens

847 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-03 06:28 [Del]

>>841
You should appreciate her and let her set you up with girls.

848 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-03 06:31 [Del]

Is drinking a glass of whiskey the night before the exam a good idea?

849 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-03 06:43 [Del]

>>848

A single glass? Perhaps, as long as you drink a glass of water before you go to bed, and get plenty sleep.

850 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 06:12 [Del]

A few moments ago I suddenly found myself rudely awakened by a fly buzzing loudly in my ear. I sat up in bed with a start, but the incessant noise only grew in volume as I became conscious, for the creature remained firmly attached to my distressed dome. Adrenaline shot through my veins, and though I am normally a mild-mannered beast, I began to shout at the top of my lungs and tear wildly at my hair. Once the involuntary episode of terror had passed, I slowly came to my senses and stumbled into the bathroom to gulp down two calming glasses of water.

Having cleared my head, I stumbled back into my bedroom, where my sacred slumber had been so recently disturbed by the carnal whims of that misguided insect. I had begun to relax when I heard that tell-tale vibration of wings. I whipped around to see the fly mockingly buzzing across the headboard of my bed.

I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a spray bottle of Permethrin, a chemical normally saved for the leaves of my garden plants to deter parasites. Muttering swear words best saved for other humans other my breath, I mercilessly drowned the dipterous menace in a shower of sweet liquid death. It remained in place, stunned by the sudden onslaught of poisonous rain. Seeing it so transfixed, I was struck by inspiration and decided to grab it with a nearby tissue. Before I knew what I was doing I found myself crushing the fly's body between two fingers, softly chuckling like a madman. In the back of my mind I vaguely wondered what had driven a normally peaceful man to such remorseless violence.

I am getting really sick of these fucking flies.

852 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 08:55 [Del]

>>850
wwww

853 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 09:15 [Del]

I just found out that I got into the canv.as closed beta as well. Very web too point oh.

854 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 10:45 [Del]

>>850
I presume you are the VIPPER who's been posting in the "Recent Accomplishments" thread about killing flies!

855 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 11:02 [Del]

Hello my name is VIPPER the VIPPER

http://www.vip-quality.org/ is now live!

856 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 12:28 [Del]

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857 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 14:07 [Del]

>>855
I will add this to my list of VIP QUALITY.

858 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 15:59 [Del]

I drank a liter of vodka a week ago, my first time getting so wasted. After a week, I still feel like vomiting when trying to drink. Is this normal?

859 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 16:25 [Del]

>>858
This happens to me sometimes with alcohol that tastes really strong. Are you still drinking vodka? If so, try something less strong!

860 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-04 16:46 [Del]

>>858
Russians eat rye bread with vodka, you should try that. Maybe it settles the stomach.

861 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 01:45 [Del]

I'm sick.

862 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 04:29 [Del]

>>850

Beware VIPPER. This stuff can mess with your head.

I used to gently kill the flies, preserving their body intact, and keep them all in a nice box. It was quite considerate, you know, apart from the killing.

Later I started smashing them with heavy books without any mercy. Their gore equalled peace of mind. It just felt right. It was right. However reading didn't become more enjoyable.

One of my recent episodes envolves getting the fly with a wet tissue, as to not kill it but incapacitate it from flying. I lay it down and remove the wings with a tweezer. I silently observe it in futile twitching. With even more meticulous care, I remove every 15 minutes one of it's members. It's a slow, painful death, but quite enjoyable I must say. It's kinda zen. When they are all removed, I leave it just as it is, so that other nearby flies be aware of what faith awaits them.

863 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 04:39 [Del]

>>858
It's strange because vodka has little flavor, so the impact on the tastebuds is a bit lowered.

864 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 04:53 [Del]

I wonder what it would be like if I could draw.

865 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 05:03 [Del]

Yet another VIPPER with a dead flies story:

My family owns a centuries-old vacation house in a sufficiently scary state of disrepair that there's one very specific room that should never be opened once the fly season starts: every year, starting around September, thousands of flies claim it as their hangout.
Other rooms have it quite bad with flies (and mosquitoes, and rodents, and pigeons, and crows, and bats, and ghosts), but generous amounts of nasty chemicals keep most of those problems under control.
Except for this specific room, it is beyond saving. There are hundreds of ways for them to get in. We only managed to reduce it to ninety-six ways by changing the broken windows two years ago.
Every summer (you do not want to try living there from November to April), shovelfuls of dead flies have to be scooped from the floor, the corpse pile always appearing neatly bundled near the window facing South. There was more than half a plastic grocery bag worth of them last year.
I love this house.

866 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 06:39 [Del]

Oh, right, it's my dad's birthday.

867 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 07:42 [Del]

>>865
I would love to see somebody scooping shovelfuls of dead flies. It sounds interesting.

868 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-05 14:47 [Del]

>>866
You are now my brother in VIP, VIPPER!

869 Name: Trev !R1RzRnXFVI : 2011-02-05 22:01 [Del]

I love all of you.

870 Name: Trev!WVNPLiJsT6 : 2011-02-06 05:07 [Del]

I ovel lal fo oyu.

871 Name: Trev!WVNPLiJsT6 : 2011-02-06 05:09 [Del]

I ovel lal fo oyu.

872 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-06 13:55 [Del]

I oval yell, u foo!

873 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-06 15:59 [Del]

I'm sorry for what will happen soon. None of you have done anything wrong, I'm just a bit confused and really angry.

874 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-06 18:34 [Del]

>>873 is crazy like a fool!

875 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-06 20:42 [Del]

>>873
UH-OH, that post sounded ominous.

876 Name: VIPPER : 2011-02-06 23:03 [Del]

>>873

don't do it :(

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