I just found out that I got into the canv.as closed beta as well. Very web too point oh.
>>850
I presume you are the VIPPER who's been posting in the "Recent Accomplishments" thread about killing flies!
Hello my name is VIPPER the VIPPER
http://www.vip-quality.org/ is now live!
I drank a liter of vodka a week ago, my first time getting so wasted. After a week, I still feel like vomiting when trying to drink. Is this normal?
>>858
This happens to me sometimes with alcohol that tastes really strong. Are you still drinking vodka? If so, try something less strong!
>>858
Russians eat rye bread with vodka, you should try that. Maybe it settles the stomach.
Beware VIPPER. This stuff can mess with your head.
I used to gently kill the flies, preserving their body intact, and keep them all in a nice box. It was quite considerate, you know, apart from the killing.
Later I started smashing them with heavy books without any mercy. Their gore equalled peace of mind. It just felt right. It was right. However reading didn't become more enjoyable.
One of my recent episodes envolves getting the fly with a wet tissue, as to not kill it but incapacitate it from flying. I lay it down and remove the wings with a tweezer. I silently observe it in futile twitching. With even more meticulous care, I remove every 15 minutes one of it's members. It's a slow, painful death, but quite enjoyable I must say. It's kinda zen. When they are all removed, I leave it just as it is, so that other nearby flies be aware of what faith awaits them.
>>858
It's strange because vodka has little flavor, so the impact on the tastebuds is a bit lowered.
I wonder what it would be like if I could draw.
Yet another VIPPER with a dead flies story:
My family owns a centuries-old vacation house in a sufficiently scary state of disrepair that there's one very specific room that should never be opened once the fly season starts: every year, starting around September, thousands of flies claim it as their hangout.
Other rooms have it quite bad with flies (and mosquitoes, and rodents, and pigeons, and crows, and bats, and ghosts), but generous amounts of nasty chemicals keep most of those problems under control.
Except for this specific room, it is beyond saving. There are hundreds of ways for them to get in. We only managed to reduce it to ninety-six ways by changing the broken windows two years ago.
Every summer (you do not want to try living there from November to April), shovelfuls of dead flies have to be scooped from the floor, the corpse pile always appearing neatly bundled near the window facing South. There was more than half a plastic grocery bag worth of them last year.
I love this house.
Oh, right, it's my dad's birthday.
>>865
I would love to see somebody scooping shovelfuls of dead flies. It sounds interesting.
I love all of you.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I ovel lal fo oyu.
I'm sorry for what will happen soon. None of you have done anything wrong, I'm just a bit confused and really angry.
I blame Trev for whatever fucked-up thing is going to happen soon.
>>877-san, most people do.
But it doesn't make Trev love you any less. <3
ａａａａａａａＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡああああああああああ
It's time for me to recognize my priorities.
I recognized your mom in my bed last night. Ba-zing.
I've found over 100 textboards.
SAOVQ is both the largest and most active.
Doesn't sound very secret to me!
>>883
It is still by far better, more pure, and more civilised than the place which shall not be spoken.
By Internet standards, it's pretty secret.
From now on I'll post in this thread every time I visit for the FIRST TIME in each day, even if I have to post something completely inane!
Come on, and make life easy. Come on, and make life better.
Hey, brother man, why you standing there? Something is wrong, ooh, somewhere.
No.
So we have a group project and due to nobody besides me giving a shit we didn't make it. I did my part and most of the other two guys' parts, but I won't make it by tomorrow. Should I tell the truth and make these two guys fail the class with me possibly passing or should I hope that the professor extends the dead line? (That'd be second such extension). They did absolutely nothing and technically shouldn't pass but I feel kinda bad having the final say in this matter. I don't want to get shanked or something.
>>889
There's no reason for you to be dragged down with failures when you did your part. Just tell the professor that you did your part and that's it (maybe with some proof).
first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About a year ago, I had a deja vu experience. In this experience, I was staring at my computer screen and regretting how I had fallen in love with somebody against my better judgment. At that moment in time I had not fallen in love with anybody. Upon reflection I realized I had never even met the person in question. My only clue was that I recognized her job position, and I knew that a young girl around my age would fill that particular position in a few months.
I am a skeptical person, but the despair over unrequited love that I felt in the deja vu experience was so strong that I entertained the notion that it could be a premonition. As such, I solemnly vowed to myself that I would prevent myself from falling in love with the girl who filled the position. Time passed, and after a young girl filled the job position, I remembered my vow and avoided falling in love. However, as time passed, I forgot the reason for my vow and began to take it lightly. I foolishly allowed myself to become friends with her, and one thing led to another. Before I knew it, I had fallen in love to my great regret.
A few minutes ago, I was staring at my computer screen when the deja vu feeling creeped up upon me. I re-experienced the exact set of thoughts and feelings I had experienced about a year ago. My feeling of despair over unrequited love was now accompanied by a slow but grim realization: I had foreseen this moment, yet I had failed to defy my fate.
The scientific part of me writes off this experience as a mental phenomenon akin to false memories. Nonetheless, the experience left a grave impression on me. At this moment I truly appreciate the Greeks' fascination with the immutability of fate.
hey
I'm going to eat a breakfast like a real man tomorrow: a bowl of cornflakes with strawberries, a croissant, a cup of tea, and a small cup of yoghurt. Living in a hurry meant bread and butter every morning, perhaps get something to drink on my way to work. But no, tomorrow I eat like a respectable man. I'm even preparing a similar meal for my roommate and serving her in bed. Man, I'm so pumped.
One of my gums is receding. It really hurts and I think I need a graft. Anyone else had this treated before?
When I put something full of flavor in my mouth, I lose control of my body and my eyes close and I begin shivering. All my limbs tense up and vibrate and for a short moment I stop thinking altogether. Tastiness is tanasinn.
Today I made up the word adhorrible. It rhymes with 'abhorrible' and can mean horribly adorable or adorably horrible.
OMG WTH FIRST
The clerk at the store today was wearing a "fluffy" Lucky Star T-shirt, but I didn't know what to say without me looking like one of those darned wapanese people, so I said nothing. It was mildly uplifting regardless.
We are already nearing the 1000th post of this thread. Oh how time flies.
I remember >>117.
I'm thinking of becoming a horse.
>>909
You should get a fancy-looking camera and set up a studio in your apartment, then steal your neighbor's clients. It's a situation that could easily turn into a romantic comedy, and there's absolutely no way it could end badly!
If we all stop posting now, this thread will never have to end.
The story of a man going back to the past just to fight random people at arbitrarily chosen locations.
I have been up since 3am yesterday, I have decided to stay up until 3pm Friday.
just jerked my wiener and decieded to check my fav website
When will it stop being cold?
>>920
It just started to feel summer-ish in the place I live despite it being pretty far north. It was really uplifting.
I feel a little sick with the feeling of wanting to throw up. I blame that damned "Hungry Man" frozen dinner.
I'm not gonna let this stop me from working out.
I haven't been on here for a while, due to super fun times. What are the haps?
I have been called a hipster three times this week despite being nothing like one, except for a tendency to make hipster-irony jokes.
I bought four tins of tuna yesterday.
Hello VIPs
>>926
There was a new VIPtronic album. Also Bobby Ferrell died ;_;
Bumping for the first time in like a month.
I just put some salicylic acid on an open wound.
Pancakes for breakfast.
Radiohead's new album is out!
vipping from work
I MADE THE PERFECT PANCAKE.
The snow is melting away!
Soon I can go out and play!
I'm reading a series of essays on popular culture so as to write an essay on its historiography and this is truly some of the most excruciatingly poorly-written shit I've yet had to suffer through. Is there no room in academia for people who can set out a point clearly, concisely, and not bogged down in meaningless jargon?
Drove to work in the freezing cold at 4 in the morning because I forgot what my schedule was and was suddenly worried I was supposed to go in at 9:30am. It turned out I was worrying for nothing, but I did get to feel like a dangerous thief sneaking into the back entrance in the dark of the night.
VIPPER, I need your help!
I need to install mona in Ubuntu in order to see AA correctly.
But... I don't know how. orz
Anyone care to assist? It would be greatly appreciated.
>>948
Nevermind, I seem to have found a fix.
But I can only view it properly if the poster has selected "Text Art" formatting in the posting options...
I never realized how many VIPPERs don't use Text Art formatting until now.