Bump this thread every time you visit for the FIRST TIME today [Part 5] (1001)

1 Name: VIPPER : 2009-05-18 10:27 [Del]

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552 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-03 18:19 [Del]

553 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-04 15:58 [Del]

There's still thirty seconds to mid-night. I'll wait here.

554 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-04 17:33 [Del]

It is now 33 minutes past midnight. Damn.

555 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 00:29 [Del]

What? A bump?
A daily bump?

556 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:24 [Del]

I'm back home. There is nobody here any more. Both house-mates are gone, one never to come back. The landlords have gone to Mexico. Even my too serious neighbour has gone. A week completely alone. I never thought that it was going to be pleasant, but this is scarier than I thought.

557 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:26 [Del]

Afternoon bump

558 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 05:56 [Del]

I'll... I'll just go and eat some pancakes.

559 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 06:04 [Del]

Does VIPPER know an internet shop similar to playasia, where I can get Japanese NDS games?

560 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 10:29 [Del]

>>559
Why not just pirate them? It is much less hassle, and easier on your wallet.

561 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 10:52 [Del]

>>560

  • I'm really paranoid about bricking my console.
  • Pirated games don't suffice for as long as bought ones.
  • I really like the game boxes.

562 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 13:55 [Del]

Someone is here, in this house where I dwell alone. A voice I do not recognise.

563 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 18:07 [Del]

>>562
I am very frightened for you

564 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-05 18:20 [Del]

>>563
The voice was gone after ten minutes. I still don't know who it was.

565 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 04:14 [Del]

I stopped bumping this thread, but I guess I will start doing so again.

566 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 04:47 [Del]

H-hello...

567 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 06:11 [Del]

I missed the 512GET.

568 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 07:18 [Del]

>>566
Hello!
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569 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 07:18 [Del]

>>561
Just warez them, you object-worshipper. There's absolutely no chance of bricking with the R4 -- it's just a passcard combined with a load-time linker and a MicroSD interface.

570 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 09:31 [Del]

You,shit man,is in here.
I am fighting the world of shit.
And a person who says"troll" stay here.
Be in s three-cornered deadlock?

571 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-06 18:46 [Del]

My Internet home is being raided by a gang of refuges from the past, let me take shelter here.

572 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 10:44 [Del]

I couldn't visit SAoVQ (or any less important website) for a whole month.
I sent a formal apology to the powers that be.

573 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 11:19 [Del]

>>571
hmm, tell me more warrier VIPPER

574 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 13:01 [Del]

>>567
Don't worry, you'll catch on the 1024 one!

No, wait a moment..

575 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 15:28 [Del]

Any VIPPERs in Japan? I'm leaving for Tokyo this Saturday.

576 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-07 18:44 [Del]

>>575
Vipping is forbidden by law in Japan, sorry to inform you.

577 Name: sage : 2009-08-07 22:38 [Del]

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578 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 06:51 [Del]

I'll bump this, OK?

579 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 07:24 [Del]

3:30pm where i live. just woke up.

580 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 08:05 [Del]

>>579
I've been waking up at 14:00 (and going to sleep at 05:00) since summer began. This way, I can avoid the warmest part of the day lying in bed, and enjoy the night.

581 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 09:40 [Del]

I've been waking up at 10:30am and going to sleep at 3:30am so I can make it into the nearest city to go to flat viewings.

I found the perfect flat and the landlord gave to to someone else. I'm a little annoyed.

582 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 10:09 [Del]

>>581
I'd set it on fire.

583 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 14:12 [Del]

Bumping in my パンツ, yo

584 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 15:44 [Del]

H-hello again.

585 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 17:33 [Del]

>>584
Hello, will you be me special one? My previous special one has expired.

586 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 18:21 [Del]

The fish

587 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-08 19:25 [Del]

>>584

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588 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 06:09 [Del]

It's 13:10. There's still a queue for the bathroom. I can't wait to move out of here.

589 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 06:47 [Del]

It is 2009, and I'm still not sure what Touhou is.

590 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 08:37 [Del]

>>587
Why are you such a slut?

591 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 12:00 [Del]

bump today!

592 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 13:30 [Del]

I forgot to bump this thread the last time.

593 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 13:34 [Del]

>>589
A realistic combat simulator used by the JASDF to train recruits.

594 Name: DEAD VIPPER : 2009-08-09 18:31 [Del]

I was going to take a sip of cold water before going to bed, but no, Mr. big-ass-Australia-jumbo-spider is on the wall, and now I am doomed not to sleep for the next ninety minutes. Crap.

595 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 18:53 [Del]

I'm posting using my DSi. Reminds me of the time I didn't have a laptop and had to use a PSP.

596 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 20:57 [Del]

>>593
No, the JASDF uses ysflight.

597 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-09 22:40 [Del]

It's so humid, goddammit.

598 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 05:10 [Del]

The Internet is deserted these days. It makes me sad.

599 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 08:58 [Del]

5:00pm; woke up at 2:00pm. already drunk.

600 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 09:47 [Del]

>>599
That's nice!

601 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 15:17 [Del]

602 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 15:36 [Del]

>>601
Hahahahaha

603 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 15:42 [Del]

I was looking at a needle today and it occurred to me that it was produced by human labor extracting the materials from the land, processing them, producing the pin, packaging it, delivering it to its point of sale, and holding it until purchase. And at each point in that sequence, various tools were used which themselves came from the same chain, and so on until the beginning of advanced human behavior with the Great Leap Forward.
I wonder what neolithic germanic hunters or proto-greek farmers or bronze age babylonian scribes feel about their work culminating in a needle.

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605 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 16:07 [Del]

>>601
こんにちは私の猫がテーブルです
It must absolutely not!

606 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 16:36 [Del]

607 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 17:05 [Del]

>>606
I think it translates english phrases to japanese and backwards until no more translating is possible and the same result is spat out.

608 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 17:08 [Del]

>>606
first we got "the stars my destination," google translates this into "私が先の星" which is apparently something like "the destination is the stars for me." Then it goes to "Star of my," possibly by making some weird misinterpretation of 私が先 as a single bizarre noun phrase made possessive by の. Thanks to the screwed up engrish of the previous "星の私" is produced, something like "I of the stars." "I Star" is somewhat sensible from that, drawing them into apposition pretty naturally. This grammatically makes "Star" seem like a proper noun so it's then rendered phonetically as "私はスター." That to "My Photos" is rather puzzling. Perhaps some social networking site uses that phrase for one's main user image or something, idk. That's translated wholly phonetically into "マイフォト," and that becomes "My Photo" owing to Japan's lack of plural forms.

n.b. I know nothing about japanese or natural language processing.

609 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-10 19:45 [Del]

>>586

are hungry

610 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-11 07:03 [Del]

gc

611 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-11 11:58 [Del]

The Cacti Lover Society of North America is such a grim place. It's like a deserted circus.

612 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-12 11:25 [Del]

I've put off writing my essay for far too long...

613 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-12 22:52 [Del]

I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar

614 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 00:55 [Del]

I posted in a different thread before posting here, so now I feel really bad.

615 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 05:35 [Del]

>>614
Just don't do it again.

616 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 05:37 [Del]

>>611
For a more bright and interesting society full of North American cacti lovers, join the Native American Church.

617 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 09:56 [Del]

I'm bored.

618 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 15:21 [Del]

ωelcome to SaoVQ

Please don't stay long.

619 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 17:10 [Del]

>>618
Omega!

620 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 17:18 [Del]

>>619

( ・ω・)⊃α I carry around an alpha with me too.
( ・α・) See?

621 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-13 20:31 [Del]

It's half past midnight, so now I can post here again.

622 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 05:52 [Del]

I've been waiting for a game, and I got sent the wrong one. I am so angry.

623 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 08:32 [Del]

( ・ω・)⊃BUMP

624 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 08:39 [Del]

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625 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 09:37 [Del]

QVoAS

626 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 18:31 [Del]

>>625
aohw

627 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 19:13 [Del]

Title : LA-MULANA
Genre : Action Archaeological Ruins Exploration
Release Date : November 2009

That has to be the coolest genre name.

628 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 21:48 [Del]

Never heard of it, however that genre does in fact intrigue me...

629 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-14 22:04 [Del]

>>628
La-Mulana is an amazing and vicious freeware game. Shouldn't be too hard to find it. That right there coming out in November is the WiiWare remake and it's making me froth.

Shiren 3, this and the Homebrew Channel are gonna justify me buying a Wii.

630 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 07:44 [Del]

Hey guys, what's with the underlined letters in the banners? And why SAonQ?

631 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 08:07 [Del]

>>630
It's been there for some time now. Nida is still a threat.

632 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 12:22 [Del]

I believe that I just had the biggest fit of anger since I remember.

633 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-15 15:48 [Del]

>>632
u mad

634 Post deleted by moderator.

635 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-16 05:00 [Del]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

636 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-16 08:02 [Del]

Now I'm going to be angry at not knowing that hides behind >>634‍-san.

637 Post deleted by user.

639 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-17 11:35 [Del]

640 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 05:13 [Del]

641 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 06:23 [Del]

>>640

>worst
>lumberjack

no way

642 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 06:53 [Del]

>>640

>parole officer
>14th best

Not a chance. Seriously. I refuse to believe the bit about lumberjacks also.

643 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 08:11 [Del]

That list has clearly been compiled in reverse order. The lumberjack thing goes without saying, but dairy farmer as second worst? Think about it - dairy farmers get to own HUNDREDS of cows. That is awesome.

EMTs get to ride in ambulances. Roustabouts have an super-manly name and work on oil rigs. Child care workers play with lolis all day. Firefighters are pretty much superheroes.

Although the mistake is a major one and really should have been caught, it's also a very simple one, and depending the circumstances was perhaps easily made.

644 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 15:55 [Del]

I don't see what's wrong with seaman. My Dad is one, and he has enough money to warrant me a future without the need for a job, and he also keeps a stash of the Kikkoman Sauce handy.

645 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-18 16:08 [Del]

Being an Astronomer would pretty such suck, really.

Also people with philosophy degrees that don't have rich parents end up unemployed. I really liked philosophy in Highschool and got an A at higher, but I avoided doing it at university after seeing how hard it was to get a job with that degree.

646 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 00:01 [Del]

>>645
WOW AN A IN PHILOSOPHY CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL? WAS IT AT LEAST HARDER THAN GETTING AN A IN HOME EC? OR SHOP?

647 Post deleted by user.

648 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 03:48 [Del]

>>646
VIPPER, where's your quality? Calm down, we are a big family here.

649 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 06:08 [Del]

>>646

Well, sorry for enjoying the subject. I don't exactly know how I managed to offend you but there's no need for that. And I ended up not doing philosophy and doing something completely different instead, why are you so mad?

Did you pursue a career in physics, maths or engineering, just out of interest?

650 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 15:49 [Del]

Most of the "best" jobs sound boring. At least the "worst" jobs are adrenaline pumping, and can be dangerous. Not to mention most of the "worst" jobs get paid quite a bit for what they do.

I wonder where fucking retail sales associate fell on the list?

651 Name: VIPPER : 2009-08-19 16:29 [Del]

I just read a doujin where one character raped another, using another doujin by the same publisher as a guide. It's like I have been slashed to death with the shards of the broken fourth wall.
Wow.

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