>>651
With a story like that, I believe you're obligated to give us a link.
I should pursue a career in hypnotism and homeopathics.
I should pursue my post-man, who managed not to deliver any of the three packages I'm waiting for.
>>654
Relax, VIPPER, you simply cannot go wrong with Love Hina ero manga.
>>654
Stop that worrying and believe in yourself, VIPPER.
I only read a couple of pages but I can't help wondering if he just couldn't be bothered to write new dialogue.
I left my whiteboard at my real home, and I am unable to plan anything. Oh, man.
I got soaked by the evening rain.
It would've felt better if it was a touch warmer.
Sorry, I accidentally bumped another thread before this one. I won't do it again, promise!
I saw a young loli bearing a shirt that read "VIP to GOD" today.
a panda carries out and is w.
>>664
That took me a few minutes to puzzle out since I don't think of the acronymic meaning of 'VIP' anymore. Thanks, SAoVQ!
nothing to do.
>>669
Yeah, I noticed an English patch got released yesterday. I'm downloading it now, can't wait to play it.
http://kotaku.com/5344656/final-fantasy-artist-doing-ascii-art
oh my what will come of this.
I went to sleep at 10 PM and woke up at 8 AM and I am still tired.
>>672
I know your pain, VIPPER. I bet you sleep about six hours every night, right? Then, no matter how long you sleep, you get sleepy after a while.
VIPPING at my new job! I love getting a salary to do shitty web development and screw around in photoshop!
i'll try policenauts, thanks vipper!
You know VIPPERs, I really love you guys. Please don't stop posting. I have a lot of fun hanging out here.
How difficult would it be to make a knock off Nicovideo for VIP Quality use?
Has anyone ever replied to themselves in a thread and not realize they are talking to themselves?
The feeling when your eyes want to sleep, but your mind doesn't. Perhaps it's too excited. Perhaps your eyes have gone haywire. But your eyes hurt so much that you have to lie down, and lay there for an hour, eyes closed, unable to sleep. THen you wake up, and the cycle repeats.
Last night, I had a nightmare for the first time in years.
I am really starting to despise this new "I'm a nerd but I'm really cool too let me prove it to you" culture. I can't escape it. Why can't nerds just be regular people with nerdy hobbies rather than nerdy people trying to act cool or tough in gimmicky, obvious ways. Does this annoy anyone else?
>>686
It's easy to prove whether someone is a real nerd or not, though.
Find their area of nerdiness then ask them about it. Gamer nerds will not list Super Mario Bros or Call Of Duty as their favourite games, music nerds are not huge into indie pop or post-rock, comic nerds will probably not list a major character as their favourite, but if they do, they will know a hell of a lot about that character.
If someone says their a birdwatcher, then there's not even any need to go into it. You just know.
September has to be the best month.
I had this dream where I was fighting some badguy and I punched him in the face. Suddenly I woke up and realized I punched the wall.
> If someone says their a birdwatcher, then there's not even any need to go into it. You just know.
Dunno about that, one time I met a "birdwatcher" who kept namedropping shit like birds of paradise but when we got into detail all he could really talk about was the American sparrow.
I want to watch a drama about a single, working-class Japanese man, and his trials and tribulations. Does such a thing exist?
One time I had this dream I was eating a piece of bread. I woke up the next instant due to a sharp pain in my thumb and I realized I had tried to eat my thumb while dreaming. The worse part was I slept on my arm funny so my hand was numb, but I bit down so hard it still hurt.
There was also the time I had this dream where I was beating the shit out of this really annoying kid in my class. I was like, 6 and sleeping with my mom that night and I flung my arm out and smacked her right in the middle of her face.
>>695
My guess is that it depends on the number of times it must flap its wings in order to lift a coconut.
hello vippers!
I keep looking for a job but can't find one. I don't want to go to college.
Am I a NEET?
>>697
Hello! Are you having a bad day? Can we have a bad day together?
I woke up in the form of a giant roach today, I think this is the only post I'll be able to make until my sales supervisor comes looking for me.
VIPPING in the shade~ and sipping a smoothie from the bar~
I can't settle on a final class to sign up for this semester. What should I take?
I'm so tired and it's not even 10PM... ('A`)
The school starts in three days, and I will be at the inauguration in my high-school and I will meet my high-school-mates, and I will be so happy. And then I will still have a month of summer break and I will hang out with friends and chill and totally relax.
I wonder who is the oldest VIPPER here. Sometimes I get pleasant images of a 60-year-old veteran vipping from his sofa, sipping tea, and browsing a newspaper.
>>706
I'M 28
SON OF A BITCH TEENAGER
TEENAGER IS PIG
DO YOU WANT WEB FORUMS?
DO YOU WANT USENET WAREZ?
TEENAGER IS PIG DISGUSTING
MYSPACE IS A MURDERER
FUCKING NEWFAGS
>>712
Don't "sir" me, whippersnapper! I'm 28, I'm not old!
help, help, i'm being repressed
I think I had a dream about meeting a elderly white haired VIPPER, though he may have been an elderly white haired <something else unlikely>, I don't remember too clearly. But anyway he had an old car with a picnic hamper on the luggage rack and we had a tea party and either way he seemed like he would fit in here.
will the ancient council of true original VIPPERs please stand up
>>715
I can't even remember how long I've been browsing this site for.
Before I came here I used to post a bit on DQN and /VIP/, but I didn't spend anywhere near as much time in those places as I do here.
>>716
According to the archives, it would seem that I have been here for about two years, which sounds ridiculous. Which also means that I have been here since the beginning, which, again, I find hard to believe. I don't even remember how I got here. Perhaps I have migrated from /vip/@world4ch, before it became a sad wasteland overran by the you-know-whos.
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\___)=(___/ i'm happy that you are always here VIPPERS, thanks.
Its conversations like these that make me proud to be a VIPPER!
I'm 25 and I am VIP
I turn 22 on Thursday
Am I allowed to say that I was once one of those sad original denizens of /b/?
I only just turned 20. Now, I feel at home here. Here and /prog/. Beautiful, terrible /prog/. It really has been two years... Here's to many more, fellow VIPPERs!
> Beautiful, terrible /prog/.
I miss the slow-moving prog of a few years ago, where putting a lot of effort in your trolling was rewarded in kind.
>>725
Anyone who disavows ever belonging to that group is a liar. Original /b/ doesn't even exist any more, so in a way, you're a martyr.
I turn 20 in a few weeks!
I left /b/ in 2006. It's sad to see the Internet you love go. I'm also 20 and I feel like a youngster now.
>>733
The average age of VIPPERs is like 20. There are no elders.
Except DADDY COOL, maybe. Grandpa doesn't count.
Summer break is over. I'm so happy.
Summer break is over.... What a bummer.
Summer break is over. I'm not sure how I feel.
I can't believe I'm truly an oldfag at 28. Please pour ashes on me.
I'm drinking a Corean drink, Milkis.
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SAoVQ is obviously a gerontocracy.
What is a VIP way to kill yourself?
That stuff is delicious if you try not to remember that it's a soft drink made with milk.
>>738
BACK TO SCHOOL
BACK TO SCHOOL
TO PROVE TO DAD I'M NOT A FOOL
I GOT MY LUNCH PACKED UP
MY BOOTS TIED TIGHT
HOPE I DON'T GET IN A FIGHT
>>747
Skimmed milk powder, actually.
And the can design is superb! Just looking at it makes me feel happy.
Okay, so I have a Nintendo DSi. Can I do something VIP QUALITY with other owners of a DS here, like a chat or something?