>>351
It's like a week ago, when I saw the person I was stalking for the first time.
...actually, it's not, I just wanted to say it.
> How on earth did it get there?
This is one of these things I just accept as true and don't try to comprehend. Perhaps it involves coughing.
I went to bed at 4 am and woke up at 10am. Now it's 2:30PM and I haven't left the bed once except to get a glass of water once. So lazy...
I'd like to get get wasted sooo much now.
flag on the moon... how did it get there?
>>351
Can you link this? This sounds so incredibly strange to me.
Today was not great. I hope VIPPER's day was better.
http://www.hlj.com/product/HOW00017
This is the greatest anime figure of all time.
bumpu
I can't really account for the last twelve hours. Problematic.
>>362
Moé.
I'm going to do some grocery shopping, but I'm going on a bike, first time this year. I'm so happy.
Love is beautiful!
Oh man, 278 e-mails on my abandoned account.
I hope VIPPER's Sunday was one of QUALITY.
>>370
Life was good running around in a river jumping over rocks and shit.
I want to tell someone I know in real life that I am currently in a same-sex relationship, but I don't trust anyone enough. Pleaseaccept this information in a reliable friend's place, VIPPER, for you are the most reliable friends I have.
>>372
Accepted wholeheartedly, VIPPER. I am happy for your happiness!
And on that note, I would very much like to be in a same sex relationship as well. Darn.
I'm bleeding from my nose.
I have created a website with COOL FREE RINGTONES! Thank you VIPtronic!
>>372
Fellow VIPPER, I am in a same-sex relationship as well. I wish you and your significant other happiness.
>>378
You could possibly be his significant other!
Secret VIPPERS!
No relationship but hopefully my russian bride will arive any day.
By the end of the day I will have VIPPED in half of my classes. I am quite proud of myself.
Why won't anyone hug me.
Totaly slept through todays classes,
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Need more brains.
I'm eating zucchini even though I'm somewhat allergic to it and it's making my lips tingle and my inner ear itch and my throat swell a tiny bit. But it's good.
Also my dog is sitting on my lap staring intently at my computer screen because he thinks my mouse pointer is a bug.
My toilet is out of order, and I have to use the one downstairs, which is terribly unkempt and also full of spiders.
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⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡と(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) ⊂ﾐ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ (ﾟ∀ﾟ )つ
ゝ⊂彡(ﾟ∀ﾟ )っ _ ∩ (ﾟ∀ﾟ ) .(ミ⊃ ｒ
し u ミ⊃ ｒ⊂(ﾟ∀ﾟ )彡 ⊂彡 i_ﾉ┘
. i_ﾉ┘ ヽ ⊂彡 しu
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vnm_yvwnym_vynmyn_vy、
(no homo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr5iAFJdRCI
This regularly happens to me in real life.
HEY FUCK GUY!!!! I BACK!!! YOU REMEMBER? MY IQ OVER 170!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I finally have time to do laundry and dishes which are far overdue but I can't find the energy to do them.
I took an exam today, and am a little worried about how I did.
So my suitemates whom I never see or talk to have stopped stocking the bathroom with toilet paper. Joke's on them, I'll just get a private stash and everyone will be mildly inconvenienced until they give up.
My friend was in my room playing a game, and I decided I'd greet him upon my return by violently pushing open my door and yelling "BOOM!"
The look on his face was gold.
How are you, VIPPER?
I have nothing to say.
>>398
I've been stealing toilet paper from my university. They always have about four rolls in each cabin in the morning.
>>400
You had to say something about your lack of something to say. (´ー｀)
There is a small, underdeveloped green grape in the middle of my cluster of purple grapes.
>>406 is right. We need to take time out to ask about one another.
How is VIPPER doing?
I'm hungry ( ﾟдﾟ )
I'm also hungry and angry at the postman.
The 'Rei' theme is full of high-grade quality and I would like to thank whomever is responsible for this.
>>410 its too much quality for me to use in public, I'll have to stick to pseud0ch for now
>>412
I hate waiting for a package. Every day I wait for it. I have no patience.
>>412,413
That jerk didn't bother to check that I, in fact, am home, and instead left the note, and I have to go and retrieve the package from the post office, and it's closed until Monday, and at Monday the winter break ends and I have to go back to my university-town, so ultimately I won't be getting the parcel until next weekend.
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm8681082
Holy shit there were a ton of sailormoon products in Japan.
SNOW DAY!
Undigested fecal peanuts
I'm full of love I don't know what to do with. COOL FREE LOVE FOR VIPPERS
I balked at people who use Twitter until I realized that we use SAOVQ for pretty much the same purpose.
>>414
I recently got a package notice. I clearly signed and marked the "redeliver" request card and left it in my box where the post officer could see it, yet he or she kept ignoring it. Eventually I gave up and had to just go to the post office.
>>419
But we don't draw attention to ourselves to do it. We don't ask people to "follow" us, or upload cool display pictures. We only inform our fellow VIPPERS of our happenings.
So last night I was in the cinema with a friend and he brought a girlfriend and it wasn't awkward at all. We even talked.
Having a discussion with your friend and his girlfriend at the same time is a common lead-in to a threesome. Be wary of your toes, young VIPPER.
I think its safe to say that Twitter is closer to VIP Quality than Facebook.
>>424
Being the perpetrator of a threesome I can confirm this to within a %50 likelihood. However it is absolutely necessary that all members have sufficient levels of QUALITY in their personalities, otherwise fragmented friendships will most likely occur.
SUNDAY VIPPING
>>428
NEETs are not necessarily wotaku of any variety. There are a lot of wotaku that are NEETs and NEETs that are wotaku, but that doesn't mean that one implies the other.
>>428
That's pretty sad for a NEET. But, you know, at least he's not a wota!
I want to become a NEET but I wouldn't know where to begin. How would I fund my NEETdom? Do I need to apply for some sort of NEET scholarship or grant? And will my resume be good enough? Maybe I can just get a job instead.
Does VIPPING violate the sabbath? There's nothing in the Talmud about this.
I enjoy the simple and fattening delight of afternoon tea.
I LOVE SUSHI!" exclaimed the woman in the thick-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, excellent," Kobayashi thought contentedly to himself, "they are enjoying themselves."
"I love Japan, period" said the middle-aged man in the blue shirt, slight southern drawl lending a down-home earthiness to his earnest proclamation.
"Oh my, it is such a joy to have such enthusiastic customers!" Kobayashi said to himself, beaming with pride at the delight he had brought to his customers. It was an idyllic day in Kobayashi's small sushi shop. But, then things took a turn for the worst. "J-ROCK!" screeched a greasy-haired delinquent, quite obviously high on something.
"Oh my, someone should be watching over that poor child," Kobayashi thought to himself. But, before he could finish that thought, a rotund man burst forth from the masses, the make-up on his face still smeared across his fleshy visage.
"GIRUGAMESH!" the horrifying painted man exclaims, stabbing the air vehemtly with two massive, pudgy digits.
"What has begun here is something terrible," Kobayashi thinks to himself, rooted in place by equal parts fear, and morbid fascination.
"I LOVE ANIME!" shrieks a curiously toupee'd customer, the disparity of voice and adornment calling into question the beast's gender. "AND MANGA" yells the man-lady's back-quatto, the horrifying extra upper torso protruding from the hermaphrodite's back, malign intent dancing across his/her eyes. Kobayashi is speechless at the spectacle unfolding before him.
"AND GAYMEN!" an infernal scarecrow man drunkenly spews forth, every diabolical syllable dripping from his tongue an affront to sanity and dignity.
"Uh...DDR?," says a man quite plainly.
"Finally, a respite from this madness," Kobayashi thought as he heaved a breathless sigh of relief. But what he had seen so far could never prepare him for what came next.
"SMILE D.K." squealed the man's bloated pig-wife, barely managing to stay balanced atop her chair.
As these things happened, a realization dawned on poor, poor Kobayashi. "These people, these DEMONS, have taken all I know and love and made it wrong, corrupted it. I can not, no, I will not sit idly by as these creatures from beyond the veil wreak havoc in my shop!"
"HEYYYYYY!" Kobayashi growls, brandishing his knife like a modern day warrior. "SAKURA-CON HE IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU" he bellows, the traditional war-cry of his family. As Kobayashi leapt over the table, the gathered masses began morphing, face tearing asunder to reveal rows upon rows of sharp teeth, as new musculature rippled forth from beneath their clothes. Many dropped to all fours, revealing their true bestial nature, snarling and snapping their jaws at Kobayashi.
When sleeping at night I often have night-time fantasies of formations of phalluses, gliding between the earth and the clouds on currents of air.
Just having a nice relaxing smoke of crack.
I have had a nice few days, I met friends and spent some time with my boyfriend, it was a very VIP period of time!
Also I did a Powerpoint presentation for a class I am dropping but my groupwrok partner censored the good bits >':
Is it just me, or was SAoVQ unavailable for a little bit earlier?
http://www.secretareaofvipquality.net/saovq/kareha.pl/1187123958/
Let us all remember a time when VIPPERs could talk about their day without delving into unVIPness.
The moon is beautiful tonight. I wish other VIPPERs could see it as I see it, peeking from behind the clouds dimly lit by lunar light.
>>441
The other night I was VIPPING in a parking lot when I peered to the skies and caught a diffuse halo of violets and oranges encompassing the moon which shone modestly through a rippling of clouds. Unfortunately no one else was able to discern the beauty of that sky as I did.
Damn, who knew working at a convenience store could be so crazy
This is the first time there has been a youtube on the front page in two years. Feels good.
I wish there was less youtube crap on the front page. I hate pages that produce the "Additional plugins are required" bar.
The clouds are too thick to see anything tonight. Here's hoping that things will be better later in the night.
The moon is back, beautiful as every night. I spent half an hour in the chill of night trying to make the most of my crappy phone camera, but unfortunately it wasn't enough. I'm sorry. I'll get a real camera when I'll be home this weekend.
Sociologists are the worst people in the world.